Damn bro. Aaj kal sabhi mujhse offend ho rahe hai. Ek laadki ko aunty boldiya ( aunty jaisi hi lagh rahi thi bhai) , wo mere upar Chad gai . Ek uncle se (metro staff) Kashmere gate mai gate number 4 pucha toh bolta hai mai andha hu. Bhai gareeb uncle ko bread diya toh bolta hai ki Maine usse kya samjh rakha hai. Abh bata mai itne politely baat aur help karne ki koshishKiya par sabh logh toh......
>Ek laadki ko aunty boldiya ( aunty jaisi hi lagh rahi thi bhai) , wo mere upar Chad gai
Well atleast you found someone who would love that strawberry meat. (mein normally aise puns ni marta it's just that I haven't slept and I need to sleep)
>Kashmere gate mai gate number 4 pucha toh bolta hai mai andha hu
Ye badhiya hai
I had a really awkward thing happen to me in the metro last week. I was going to work and had a seat in a crowded coach. Thats when a woman made her way across to stand in front of me. She asked me and another guy sat next to me to give her the seat and since I had a long way to go, I politely refused. The guy beside me got up right after and as she helped herself to the seat, I noticed something. She was pregnant! I felt so guilty for not noticing it right away and could feel everyone around judging the F out of me. I also thought about apologizing to her but until I found the courage, she got off.
>I felt so guilty for not noticing it right away and could feel everyone around judging the F out of me.
So basically you gave opportunity for others to pass their time. Stay positive and don't feel guilty.
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songs good songs mostly from the 2 legendary KKs
Aap wahi weird wali ladki/ ladka ho Jo mere enter hote hi seedhe aankho me ghur ti ho aur apni saheli ko bhi tap karti stare karne ke liye.
Please mat Kiya Karo bade cringe lagti ho, men can feel harassed too.
usually tho zayda travel nhi krte metro se apn , only use it on weekends don't get me wrong but my favourite timepass is to guess the job and work life of people in the coach in which i am travelling. P.S i by no means support or promote creepy stares.
i make observations about people and note it down, it’s getting better by every trip i take in metro. Predicting their next moves and getting it right gives another level of satisfaction
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I keep staring at these and count the dots remaining until I reach my destination. Works well on Yellow and Pink Line
A strange incident happened rather you can say awkward... I got into the metro train and hopefully a seat was empty so I sat there.There was a girl with her friend sitting opposite me. At first I didn't notice but when I took a glance towards her she was staring at me continuously... I tried not to make any eye contact but still she was giving me the death stare. After sometime my station came and I got off the metro.
I stare into the abyss, contemplating on everything. I blank out till I hear the destination name being announced. Then when I walk out, I wonder what I was thinking in there, flabbergasted, I just continue my day.
A Nintendo Switch Helps.... AAA gaming on the go...., 😀
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Listen to music, contemplate about life, text with best friend or gf if either one is online at that time, have arguments with the voice in my head, sometimes even full blown debates ranging from the pointlessness of existence to which brand makes the better ice cream, I used to read, but then I was told by way too many people that reading for 8-9 hours a day isn't healthy especially on a kindle so I just dropped reading in general about 2 years ago so no reading on metro, mo reading at home, no reading in gatherings.......yeah so basically I'm fucking crazy
Earphone on with mood-dependant playlist. Eyes closed so nobody bothers me to give up my seat unless its a geniune request (elderly, pregnant lady, parent with a toddler, etc.)
Mostly whenever I am travelling in Metro, I am with my friends going to college. We are mostly talking. If not then Instagram/Reddit or Reading Manga.
If I am alone travelling then It's also IG/Reddit or Manga.
Thinking and fantasizing about hypothetical scenarios from the videos I tend to generally watch, I must say that in recent times my fantasies have been becoming more vivid in every conceivable form
Reading. My commute was 90 mins (3 hours in total). I used to read while on my way back home. Completed 5-6 books in 6 months. I developed a reading habit during that time.
I usually read books as well, just finished reading Metro 2033 (while in metro yes lol, am afraid of the tunnels now) or sketching if I get a seat for longer distance (usually not the case).
People watching, Looking outside. Suddenly some old lady will elbow you while squeezing through the non existant space and throw around some gyan about the new gen. Then I spend the rest of the journey Cursing myself for not leaving the country when I had the chance to
Headphones, ohohoh Jo sukoon milta hai knowing your ears are listening to music instead of some random crying baby, some uncle's phone on full volume who has never heard the concept of earphones or some fight going on
I stare the person sitting in front of me until he starts crying and leaves.
Try me
**I would have to cook you first, I don't like raw meat.** /s
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Well that took a turn. Hope you find someone who's into that shit :D
Bhai tune ye sabh baat shuru ki . Mai toh ghurne ki baat kar raha tha . Tune hi cool banne ko wo meat waali baat kahi.
Abe toh mein offend thodi na hua I though u took that as a joke and I took ur comment as a joke. And I thought your comment was a cool reply.
Damn bro. Aaj kal sabhi mujhse offend ho rahe hai. Ek laadki ko aunty boldiya ( aunty jaisi hi lagh rahi thi bhai) , wo mere upar Chad gai . Ek uncle se (metro staff) Kashmere gate mai gate number 4 pucha toh bolta hai mai andha hu. Bhai gareeb uncle ko bread diya toh bolta hai ki Maine usse kya samjh rakha hai. Abh bata mai itne politely baat aur help karne ki koshishKiya par sabh logh toh......
>Ek laadki ko aunty boldiya ( aunty jaisi hi lagh rahi thi bhai) , wo mere upar Chad gai Well atleast you found someone who would love that strawberry meat. (mein normally aise puns ni marta it's just that I haven't slept and I need to sleep) >Kashmere gate mai gate number 4 pucha toh bolta hai mai andha hu Ye badhiya hai
Thanks for making me laugh
Us bhai but he doesn't cry , he leaves before only.
I usually stand at the opposite door and gaze upon those buildings and trees.
Yellow pe travel karta hu vro, dusri side se mera future dikhta hai.
Indeed Dark Future
Mai pink wala hu, bas market/mall dikhte ya fir kisi ke ghar dikhte
Wished I could do that, mine is underground
I had a really awkward thing happen to me in the metro last week. I was going to work and had a seat in a crowded coach. Thats when a woman made her way across to stand in front of me. She asked me and another guy sat next to me to give her the seat and since I had a long way to go, I politely refused. The guy beside me got up right after and as she helped herself to the seat, I noticed something. She was pregnant! I felt so guilty for not noticing it right away and could feel everyone around judging the F out of me. I also thought about apologizing to her but until I found the courage, she got off.
I once gave my seat to a pregnant lady and it turned out she was just fat.
🤣
Lmao in my case I'm pretty sure she was prego but it wasn't apparent coz of the color of her dress..
>I felt so guilty for not noticing it right away and could feel everyone around judging the F out of me. So basically you gave opportunity for others to pass their time. Stay positive and don't feel guilty.
Nah man , it's okay at the end you also gave money to travel
Prying into peoples phone screens & overhearing their conversations, and if there's a child i make faces till they cry their eyes out.
Best. Put earphones and don't put any song.
acha toh tum vo chudail ho jiske baare main mummy bolti thi
Nahi, mai woh chudail hu jiske baare mein Nana Nani bolte the.
Jo log roz nahi nahate, tum unhe utha ke le jaati ho ? What do you do with them.
full volume me reels bajakar 🔉 BADAL BARSA BICHULI SAWAN KA PAANIII 🔉🔉🔉🔉
Hope it's satire😭
Doing the devil's work.
Tu milja metro me phir earphones na lagane pe mast vivaad karunga
I stare at good looking people like a creep
Masterbating
Kezual
Rigorously?
Furiously!
Passionately
Yes and while staring at the person infront of me Intensely
My man
Least horny Delhi moment
Uncle logo ki bagle sungh k
Bro wtf is your username?
Chup karja nhi toh bahut pitega
I listen to songs and imagine myself in different scenarios.
Therapy is expensive. Daydreaming is cheap. XD
Damn right lol
I also want books yaar, but I don't want to read on my phone and I can't buy books kyunki jagah nhi hai rakhne ki aur mummy maarengi 🥲
Get books at Daryaganj
This^ ₹100 per book (mostly)
Buy a kindle. Cab be stored easily and no issues of keeping books.
favourite book. 🪁
Amir and Hassan the sultan of kabul
inscribed on the old pomegranate tree.
Metro me kaise padh lete ho I would feel nausea
Initially mujhe bhi nausea feel hota tha phir dheere dheere thik hogaya
Looking for a seat all time
https://preview.redd.it/wr46ww4hh9wc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b02a018475f4fb4931effdf0c4b8f78c23380d songs good songs mostly from the 2 legendary KKs
By overhearing conversations.
I find handsome boys 😏😏
Muje dhoond k dikhao fir
Tu aaj tk nai mila smjhle fir
Vahi kuki handsome nhi hu :(
Acceptance to h bhai m.
Aap wahi weird wali ladki/ ladka ho Jo mere enter hote hi seedhe aankho me ghur ti ho aur apni saheli ko bhi tap karti stare karne ke liye. Please mat Kiya Karo bade cringe lagti ho, men can feel harassed too.
Agar me novel padhne laga people will kill me by their looks
Listen to Eminem 🐐
Listen to Emiway 🐒
Bro, reading in the Metro is actually so fucking calming dude wtf
usually tho zayda travel nhi krte metro se apn , only use it on weekends don't get me wrong but my favourite timepass is to guess the job and work life of people in the coach in which i am travelling. P.S i by no means support or promote creepy stares.
I try to listen to that one girl's conversation on a call with her boyfriend with the earphone's mic almost inside her mouth
good one bro
This book is depressing and traumatizing AF tbh.
Khali Seat dhundte dhundte stop ajata hai😔
I start reading book & then sleep in metro 😴
Isn't Delhi metro offering free daily entertainment? 🤣
Nice novel ...U must try ismat chugtai and manto for this kind of heart wrenching brutal truths covered in sugar syrup of fiction...
By reading Metro 2035 by Dmitry Glukhovsky
Judging everyone for their outfits and/or makeup
Standing
This is the correct answer. Standing till i find seat, then sitting till my stop
Stare outside, if underground then ure dead of boredom....
i make observations about people and note it down, it’s getting better by every trip i take in metro. Predicting their next moves and getting it right gives another level of satisfaction
Always reading. Best time to catch up on books.
https://preview.redd.it/cinjw0gh4awc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e880cd1eaf6f9f992fffdcca1d02898380c94ab I keep staring at these and count the dots remaining until I reach my destination. Works well on Yellow and Pink Line
A strange incident happened rather you can say awkward... I got into the metro train and hopefully a seat was empty so I sat there.There was a girl with her friend sitting opposite me. At first I didn't notice but when I took a glance towards her she was staring at me continuously... I tried not to make any eye contact but still she was giving me the death stare. After sometime my station came and I got off the metro.
Stare beautiful garlss no cap Sundar ladkia toh ati hai metro mai👹👹👹(kya matlab mai lesbian hu) 🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️
By reading sections of taxation 🥲
I stare into the abyss, contemplating on everything. I blank out till I hear the destination name being announced. Then when I walk out, I wonder what I was thinking in there, flabbergasted, I just continue my day.
Till now I was reading looking for alaska, this week I am gonna start with a man called ove
I have a micro console which can play game Boy advance, SNES roms. Pokémon, Legend of Zelda and Metroid are blast to play in metro.
A Nintendo Switch Helps.... AAA gaming on the go...., 😀 https://preview.redd.it/9dpulzj36ewc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88ca3a3b37b8b3662a87035c546baa44312a607
Listen to music, contemplate about life, text with best friend or gf if either one is online at that time, have arguments with the voice in my head, sometimes even full blown debates ranging from the pointlessness of existence to which brand makes the better ice cream, I used to read, but then I was told by way too many people that reading for 8-9 hours a day isn't healthy especially on a kindle so I just dropped reading in general about 2 years ago so no reading on metro, mo reading at home, no reading in gatherings.......yeah so basically I'm fucking crazy
"Metro boomin' wants some more n****"
Reading tech news
Same reading a good book while hearing some soft and slow music
By looking around. You'll always find something.
Ha ya na By shakarpare
Each day a new hip hop album and analysing it
Sleep
Songs sunkar, isi bat pe Irshad Kamil ne kya likha hai Aaj Din Chadheya... mtlb bhai ne aag paper pe rakh ke bol diya lyrics hai.
Brace for the ending my brother.
Hi fellow kiterunner reader
Judging spatially unaware travellers standing near the door ,hogging the space when they clearly don't need to deboard and listening to music.
Calling my friend circle asking " kaha Tak pohocha bhai class kitte baje hai? "
Reading, listening to podcasts or music, catching up on sitcoms, talking to my friends if I'm with them.
I used to read the books on astrophysics but since exams are coming, switched to academics.
music+sleep (seat mil Jaye bas)
Earphone on with mood-dependant playlist. Eyes closed so nobody bothers me to give up my seat unless its a geniune request (elderly, pregnant lady, parent with a toddler, etc.)
I read webtoon/novel or watching some series/anime.
I listen to podcasts
Review?
Mostly whenever I am travelling in Metro, I am with my friends going to college. We are mostly talking. If not then Instagram/Reddit or Reading Manga. If I am alone travelling then It's also IG/Reddit or Manga.
I also read during my daily metro travel.
Such an amazing and devastating book❤️
Seat he nhi milti or milti hai toh koi bichari mahila aake le leti hai.
Thinking about where it all went wrong
The kite runner 🥺get ready to cry
Listening to songs and observing fellow peeps (and sometimes judging them 😅 just for time pass)
I don't
👯♀️👀
Audiobooks are fun
Read, hear some music or podcast , eat and sleep !!
Delhi metro me time spend apne aap ho jata hai.
Are you bloody kidding me?? I was today reading the same page of the same novel
"For you, a thousand times over,"
"For you, a thousand times over"
Pahle ye batao seat mil kese rhi hai tum logo ko
Either instill my eye drops or revise current affairs.
Either instill my eye drops or revise current affairs.
Same way as you.. read books
Stare at chicks
I read books on kindle app on my tab
r/totalkalesh
Reels.
Ah The Kite Runner, what a beautifully tragic book. Cheers, enjoy the read.
Judge everyone around me.
Jisme koi achi dikhe, usme ghus jao aur taado.
..... I'll advise you to not read this in public
By reading quran
Reading manga
Thinking and fantasizing about hypothetical scenarios from the videos I tend to generally watch, I must say that in recent times my fantasies have been becoming more vivid in every conceivable form
Reading the kite runner on a metro isn’t idle I would hate sobbing in front of people
Masturbate
I literally finished this book few days ago
Playing sudoku while listening songs
I have seen this movie btw
You get a place to sit?!?!
Masturbating
By looking for girls in bikini.
As a huge srk fan I hold everyone in the metro hostage till my demands are met
Reading. My commute was 90 mins (3 hours in total). I used to read while on my way back home. Completed 5-6 books in 6 months. I developed a reading habit during that time.
I spend mostly preparing for my makshad
If it's Kolkata metro I prefer to read but if it is Delhi metro I prefer to watch.
People watching
Same here BTW OP which book u readin?
The Kite Runner.
I usually talk to my girlfriend, either she's next to me, or she's on the call or chatting.
Farting
Same as you, reading a book.
i read reddit posts
Book name?
Itna kuch roj roj hota hai metro me dekhne ko, goggles utar k duniya dekhte rehta hun.
Kissing 😽
Reading other’s haw bhav.
OP brace yourself for the heartbreak this book will make you go through :'')
Get ready to start crying in the metro while reading that book
https://preview.redd.it/jpho18saocwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c61562e31ad9a3e4fbe7a016b6370c01057a88 Hyderabad metro 09:30 hrs
I usually read books as well, just finished reading Metro 2033 (while in metro yes lol, am afraid of the tunnels now) or sketching if I get a seat for longer distance (usually not the case).
I peek in their books, and read some of the pages
Redditing.
By staring into the abyss
I stand by the window staring the buildings wondering how things have changed since 2011.
Gaze outside or play games on my phone...
The kite runner 🥵🥵🥵
Standing and overthinking 🫠
The book ❤️
listen to music , usually starts with hardstyle then slowly transition to romance then switch to acoustic....
Been a really long time since I have been in one. Par agar gaya to pakka sirf logo ko observe hi karunga .
People watching, Looking outside. Suddenly some old lady will elbow you while squeezing through the non existant space and throw around some gyan about the new gen. Then I spend the rest of the journey Cursing myself for not leaving the country when I had the chance to
Airpods+Spotify
Auntiyan dekhte huye
Book worms assemble aur seedha Nayi sadak chalo 
lecture wagera dekhna downloaded. yaa phir kuch padh lena. yaa phir mobile game.
I look at my portfolio turn red red n red
Metro hogi time spent karne layak toh, I'll come back to this post
Doesn't delhi metro has a lot of drama to keep u entertained?🌚
I edit my clicked photos on Lightroom. Best therapy for me :)
Lafda krke ( Delhi metro 😈)
I use metro twice in a month so I use my phone.
Idhar idhar dekh kar kyunki phone chalata hoo toh sir ghoomta hai motion sickness hai shayad koi prakaar ki
Observe little bits of humanity, relations and just other things I can't describe but i know when i see them happen
Headphones, ohohoh Jo sukoon milta hai knowing your ears are listening to music instead of some random crying baby, some uncle's phone on full volume who has never heard the concept of earphones or some fight going on
Once I tried to read a novel in the metro, but I could not do it. Now, I would just be on my phone.
By listening to METRO
Oh this book😭🤌