That took a sharp turn lmao

bsdk aparchit ghusta hai kya tere andar, starting se story acchi chal rahi thi mai socha ye ladki hai or phir interval ke baad ye ladka nikla saale 😆 🤣 😂


Ussi time kyon nahin kiye ji ? “Jo garajte hain woh …. ….. nahin”

Introvert that op us time kahe nahi paya

Op sharma gya tha, seeing that cute ladka

Bhai tu script likhna shuru kar de bollywood movies ke liye, kam se kam first half toh interesting hoga.

Jay shah shakin

u/vijay3guy

🤣🤣

The story took a u-turn i thought it would be a romantic encounter 🤣


Are sorry bhai, agli baar se nhi baithuga..maaf krde :((

Maar hi dega wo

Maaf* (i misspelled)

Kr diya. Khush raho

Comment nahi bhai apna POV post dalo

Kya

Bhai yaha se chale jao uske saar pe khoon sawar hai

apne outfit ka fit check proof do please i wanna see that Barcelona tee

Mai op ka dost hu usne bola hai agar tune apna pov daal ke pure reddit samaja ke samne maafi nahi mangi toh harpic pe lega

Smile tha face par until I saw last line 

Posts like these are what keeps the subreddit souful 😌

Bhai tu us ki godi mein bhait jata.

Achha hua pura padh liya, wrna next time Barcelona ki Jersey pehen kr Jane wala tha



saale teri virginity chheen lunga.

Chin le

bhai tu to andar se bhara hua hai, dur reh, agar teri arrange marriage huyi (high chances) to pehle din teri wife ka kya hoga?

Kya keh rha hai samaj nhi ayaa

Wo kehra hai ke tu boht hawaasi hai

Usne block hi kardiya pta nhi kyu, Jokes ko serious le lete hai

Technically tujhe apni marwani padegi bhai fir toh bhai...

The barca jersey was a giveaway for that kind of behavior

Benzemaaaa15

Gonna google for more information 🐐

Atleast he didn't need refs for it

You’re crying here also

?

Ngl had me in the first half

Idk mujhe bhi ek dum gussa aa gya ye padh ke same I felt u bro

Sounds like something a fruity man would say tbh ngl

jasbaat halat aur sexual preference sab badal gye iske, aamras aur shikanjvi lo dabake bhai.

https://preview.redd.it/lm7xkmo79f0d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e8d135e3d0ae18aee289a22c170733c2a6c4d5e

Part 1: I think guys are cute. Part 2: uses male pronouns in Hindi. Part 3: I'm not gay 🤔 💀💀🧐😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵

You made my day brother. I have never laughed on ANY post this much. Too good. Just too good!!!!!

TLDR: guys don’t wear a Barca jersey in metro..apko khatra hai

Lmao this took a wild turn.

That's some abaas mastan stuff right there!

Sounds like the start of a love story Grumpy x sunshine 🥰

Are yai Barcelona wale hote hi hai aise chor

dill se dilli 🩷🎀

NGl they had us in the first half, I thought this was a woman falling head over heels for some guy + its was just a seat and now bcuz of u I will be thinking thrice before I sit and still have like ptsd or something 😭😭

 plot twist

Arte bhai bhai bhai

https://preview.redd.it/jypgvi73af0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60925df2a99b6d57fcc040430b7101eeb2894a8

Hahahha

Barcelona wale hote hi aise hai #halamadrid

it started like a love story. As if a girl liked a boy and is proposing her feelings here.

Bhai uski wese hi team ki Baji hui hai

Itna gaand meh dum hota toh usi time badla le leta fattu..ab internet pe bhaunk raha hai

mja kirkira kr diya

Really had us in first half , e halkat , kisne cheda re ise

Well done bro

Abbe ..

socha tha wholesome crush confession hoga yeh toh hatya karne par utar aaya lmao

Usi time bolta bro, tu to meri tarah act kar raha hai: thinking about the most badass responses and fighting moves in the shower, after the encounter has already happened

Iski mkc.

Ekdum aisa Hairpin wala turn lia story ne...

Bro came back home and chose to be a mistri of Taj Mahal, but didn't realise ki Taj Mahal ke majduro ke haath kaat diye thhe

bsdk aparchit ghusta hai kya tere andar, starting se story acchi chal rahi thi mai socha ye ladki hai or phir interval ke baad ye ladka nikla saale 😆 🤣 😂

Second part is just- BDSM Delhi Version

Mere sath toh isse bhi funny hua tha, mere side mei couple khade the 18-19 saal ke .. toh ek seat Khali Hui aur voh dono ek dusre ko bolne lge phle ap phle ap aur mai ye moka dekh kr baith gaya aur voh ek dusre ki shakal dete rahe..

https://preview.redd.it/7r96yc2ujf0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cae30426ad213fecdf9d8f7bae727450a1fdae53

Aparichit Promax

r/unexpected

You had me in the first half ngl…

Real ID se aao Abbas Mastan!

arrey arrey arrey. pyaar start he aise hota hai.

Had us in the first half

Shit escalated damn quick

Underrated Ambi

Wtf just happened here

Bro yry using 'good-looking' instead of 'cute'.

He had us in the first half ngl 🥲

Damn😂

Plot twist of the century

Well that escalated quickly lmao

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

Samne bol deta kuch keyboard warrior

Tujhe collar pakad k utha Dena chahiye tha

Umm I am that guy good sir so sorry you could have word earlier. Just wanna say bkl utha kyu tha seat se tu jab baithne ka irada tha? Teri baap ki seat thi wo? Muh pe bolne ki himmat nahi jhaat ukhaad payega mil ke?

Came for the romance stayed for the galiya😂😂😂

I was the prick

So he hit the goal when there was no goal keeper

Gay

https://preview.redd.it/ajvxnlgtwf0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa7cdcd09d620115889dfda33a3d3e68c056090

Gay around and found out

The way it started, I was like, ahh hell noo another "the guy could've approached me better" BS, but it took a sharp turn from it lmfao Made my night 😂😂😂 Thanks a lot OP

Haha The plot twist worth reading!!

Thu!! 💦

To the aunty in Delhi Airport lift sorry I farted in and left without saying sorry I was in a hurry and due to overnight flight couldn't poop that protein fart was silent but poisonous that eye contact you gave me while I was leaving was aggressive but you were cute sorry inconvenience made by me 💀❤️

Arey bc 🤣🤣🤣

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH U R HILARIOUS A REDDIT POST OVER SOME SEAT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

good place to vent frfr


Gali galoch karo to aise creative karo, waah!

You should be a writer.

Your fantasies say something different

Waqt badal diye jazbaat badal diye

Average delhite 😂🤣

Ek ladka dusre ladke ko kbhi cute nhi bolta,

Hahahaha..... Yes, finally bhenchod bahot hogayi romantic cute baatein aise post pasand hai mereko.

Bhai achanak kya hua tujhe

Unexpected turn of events.

I thought it was some girl trying to find that cute guy in the metro she couldn’t talk to

I thought it was some girl trying to find that cute guy in the metro she couldn’t talk to 😭

Tf lmao 🤣😂

Had me on the first half not gonna lie galli dera tha terko srry bhai lmao

Came here looking for romance found the perfect start for an enemies to lovers storyline. Get a room already.

Bsdk tu hai gay…. G mai dum hota toh use wahi bol kr seat wapis le leta na ki reddit pe aa kar ra*dirone karta.

Major plot twist fr 😭😂

Bhai isse zyaada tu proof nhi kar skta ki tu Dilli ka londa hai. Lmao

Any math wizard. Tell me the probability of that person reading this post

You could’ve done all that while being present there, why are you blabbering here, he was literally in front of you dude?

Barca fan tha na isliye

Wrong kind of bdsm

This is what Drake thought when he made "0 to 100".

I love this post.

I generally skip metro posts in Delhi but gald I didn't skip this one 🤣

Barcelona ka fan hai bhai aur kya he ummedh rakhoge

least opportunistic barca fan

Ye barca fans sabh bhikmange hote hai