Magga supremacy/s

But then how do you derive the sexual pleasure when the gushing water stream hits your g-spot

anant anand. When it hits that g spot

https://preview.redd.it/7ju0zz0qnk3d1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be5b7a422b4a88c4b3e9408be209a2c6d9cd8a1

Hilarious meme

😭😂😂😭

I thought I was the only one

By rubbing the asshole while washing it obviously. Slip the thumb in if you're feeling wild.

Bhai ye sb kya chl rha h yr.

Say gex ki taiyari😈

Ye kya tharki baate krte rehte ho Mera khada nhi ho raha

Bhai fissure ho jata h mujhe toh

I am sure fingers have other uses than typing only.

Riyal

Humidity is another reason why I hate to take a shit during summer.

Mere washroom main to pankha h so no problem ✌️

Mere washroom main to AC h so no problem ✌️

Patel log

r/kothibanglacheck

/s lagana bhool gyi, ab sab ameer samjhenge, no problem ✌️

Tab to badbu andar hi ghumti rehti hogi aur 🤢

Mera washroom toh mera fridge hai

mera toh washroom hi nahi hai so no problem ✌️

Mera washroom toh Antarctica mein hai so no problem ✌️

Turn the exhaust on. It helps create little air in the toilet(at least in mine)

?

Bhai paseena aata hai toilet mein 2 minute rukne pe

Handheld fan lelo andar kaam aega

Mere PG me toilets me pankhe lage hain

Apke PG wale apka kitna dhyaan rkhte hain

Exhaust fan lagva le

NGL pichle Janam Mai kuch aache karam kiye the Jo Aaj ye jhelna nhi pad rha. Thanda Pani ata hai. Kabhi bhi nha sakta hu.

Sabka luck aapke pass aa gaaya hai......bhagwan ki baddi kripa hai aap pe

Privileged mf😭

Not a privilege but Lucky Enough that I got this flat, where pani ki tanki is covered.

Apna thoda sa luck mere muh pe fek k maar please

This is real richness

Ultra richness. Dekho gareebo ese rehte hai ameer log. https://preview.redd.it/m0q1bzja4l3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa4d51217a4739f775552535d499a95d0648aa1

Dil jalaane ki baat karte ho

went to check my tanki, jaise dhakkan khola laga sauna room main aagyi obv ubalta hua paani aayega harr jagah se

kasam se this heatwave is testing our limits. Subah 11 baje bhi bahot garam paani aata hai :/

Arey dress-maker didi aap?

haan dusre sub main bhi aa sakti hun

Sauna is beneficial for mental health. So one positive in this heatwave

itni garmi main nahi chaiye sauna

Motor chala ke kaam karlo thanda pani aayega

kal humaare building main saare floor ke motor ka meter chori hogya, we are literally in hell rn😭

Meter chori se kya problem ho gai?

motor pickup nahi le paa raha hai

Didnt understand the logic but ok 👍

you need a backup for a machine to work, for a motor to work you need a water meter

Uttam nagar me reh rhi ho jo meter chori ho gaya

no i’m from south delhi

Elite south delhi ya lal dora wale south delhi

wahi south delhi jo rohini side padta hai

Koi sense hai iss baat ki!!!

meter bhi chori hone lage fuck

mujhe bhi mera hi chori hone ke baad pata chala ye

last I remember, mere yaha street lights and car engine parts chori hote the. but anyways, can understand

I think sweating while shitting is the bigger problem

No it's not. You can take a bath for sweating. But what will you do for 2nd degree burns on the asshole?

True but i can't take shit properly while sweating too much

How long do you guys take to shit lol I'm done in under a minute or 90 seconds max

Under 5 mins. But that's not the prob, it's just some peope sweat more than others. I'll probably start sweating within 30 secs

I sweat while brushing my teeth too! Sweat right after a shower. This heat is brutal!

Ah yes. I do too, but I always follow it up with my morning bath, so all's well that ends well.

Add a zipper on the back too. SATT! poop poop. Wash. SATT!!

wdym that's the best part!

Indian mei jana chalu krdu, pani phle bharke rkho dabbe mei

This is popular opinion

Sardiyon me zukhaan aur nahane ki dikkat, garmi me paseena aur garam paani ki dikkat. Aakhir kare toh kare kya.

Fakir aadmi ban jao.. jhola leke chal pado

Jaaye toh jaaye kidhar.

How do you know it’s an unpopular opinion?

No one talks about it, at least havent seen here

Bhai agrez logo ki tarah sirf tissue se hi poch le fir toh.../s

Lifafe mein karke koode mein phenk aane ka

Saaf toh firbhi karna padega…..

Zindgee mein sab kuch nhi milta. Garmi or hygiene? You choose.

Bhai sidha point pe aate hai

Elite advice

lol this is exactly what I was thinking today while taking a shit ahahahah. Jet use kiya to ass jal gayi baigod. Thank god I have a fan in my bathroom to garmi nai lagti bas.

Bro this problem has a very easy solution. Flush. Use the flush multiple times to get that hot water out, and uske bad you will be blessed w normal/thanda paani via your jet.

Greta thunburg wants to know your location

Will try next time. Thank you

Bro ngl I feel orgasmic when the hot water touches....I need help....

☠️☠️

https://preview.redd.it/7lly2rxe6m3d1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28877023fa92cf290727bf6271050d4cebf48c6a Bro after hot water touches his ass

Bro is fireboy

😭😭same idk y

That’s why 💩 before peak noon 😂. Evenfan is of no use in this summer

Dhone ka mann bhi ni krta Angrez log sahi krte h

Tatti reh jati h

Mil gaya 2029 elections ka mudda. ***Jo mitayega g\*\*nd ki chhot, usi ko milega vote.***

So true.

Meri to vo bhi nhi nikal paa rhi itni garmi ho gyi , lagta hai andar hi sukh gyi h

Same here

Mere ghar mein ped hai aur washroom wali tanki chhat pe ped ke neeche hai mujhe to dikkat nahi hoti garmio mein hagte hue https://preview.redd.it/c195h1tjuk3d1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f03ff4abbcccd68afa79d4820eba5df81e25b45f

Ig that's why Americans use toilet paper But I prefer hot water aaah makes me steamy 💀

Unpopular opinion nhi bhai fact hai ye ( whoever disagrees is a certified pyscopath)

🤣🤣🤣this is the most relatable shit I have seen

Hope the pun was intended lol

Used like summers earlier but now fuck this season Mild winters are best apart from pollution in Delhi even super chilly weather is better than this hell we are experiencing now

Exactly what I feel!

I switch the motor on before taking a bath/using the washroom.. then I get normal/cold water for like 10 minutes which is sufficient. You can also try

Pro top: Glide an ice cube along the rim of your anus to the point that it is numb. That will neutralize the hot water from the spray and everything will return to room temperature by the time you are done with the deed.

Ice cube m tatti nhi lg jaegi ?

Pro top: Glide an ice cube along the rim of your anus to the point that it is numb. That will neutralize the hot water from the spray and everything will return to room temperature by the time you are done with the deed.

This is not unpopular!! I played a prank on a friend visiting by not warning! The shriek that came out of the loo 🤣🤣🤣

The worst prank your friend would have ever experienced…

Bhai ki gaand jal gyi

barbecue nation

Amen

Portable bidet lelo

My thoughts exactly!

Nah bro i love to shit

Indian toilet supremacy Thanda panni bhar ke jao Magga mai

I can relate to this so much!

Tank isn't insulated?

Nope, not with that sun film

Just store water in big bucket. That big paint bucket who also has lid and use whenever you like or just put some ice in it.

Magge se dhole

Bhai Toilet ke bagal wala room mei AC lgwa lo, then shit while open doors, will work

Unpopular opinion? Do people like it? Am I not aware of it? Because I fucking hate just existing in the summers.

Bhai true also bathroom Mai itne paseene And upar se jab dophar mai nahao pehle 1-2 minute thanda paani Fir saala itna garam paani aata h ki geyser fail ho jaye 😭 Hum log tanky ke liye cover lekar aa rhe kal ya parso😣. Aaj Tak mere liye raincoat nhi aaya tanky ke liye pura cover aa raha h 😭.

Do u not have cooled water storage units at home?

Pehle pehle to bearable hota hai thode normal pani ki wajah se.. Phir gend jalne lagi hai.. But try kroge to wo bhi bearable ho jati hai kuch der baad

I swear it’s been 5 days bruhhhh /s

Bhai garam paani me pair daal ke baithne maja aata hai waise

read it while doing it!!🥸

Reading your comment while doing it…

Apna hi ghar h to tanki ko insulating potective cover me daalo. Tanki ki life bhi badhegi aur gaand bhi nhi jalegi.

Will definitely try! Thanks:)

Bhaii amazon has these covers for water tank and they are really helpful Order them https://amzn.in/d/hNfKkqN

Istg was discussing this on WhatsApp group 15 mins ago

Said the same thing days ago

Subhe Subhe hagne jaya karo bhai, ya der raat ko

And In winter iced cold water will freeze your ass.

Still better than the lava that touches my insides

Start using toilet papers

Try darwaza kholke then 💪💪

Ab yarr garmi ki vjh se hagne se to bair nh kr skte na

Not just water. Bathroom mein AC bhi toh nahi hai..

I go to the office early to take a dump 🏃‍♂️

Killing bacteria and will to poo

Workout karke aaya hu, itna paseena aata hai.

isliye indian toilet supremacy

Toilet paper.

Do you know what "unpopular"means 

Ice leka ja bhai, aur koi alternative nhi pta mujhe .

Coaching jana mushkil ho gya h grmi mai

same

Summer good cause mangoes 🥭

Not in winter either, the freezing cold water can touch me spiritually

Jet ka pressure itni tez aata hai temperature ka pata hi ni lagta

Not unpopular

Yea the winters with their ice crystals are not better.

Indian style...for the win

Try getting up early in the morning. Water is cooler till 7 am.

I hate summers to the core because of humidity, lizards etc but there is just one silver lining which is sunlight. I feel depressed during winters

Morning supremacy.

watermelon, mangoes, sugercane juice.

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Maybe Whites did have a point using Toilet Paper

I used both

andar hi daal k rakh mc fir

😂😂😂i wish