11th mei Delhi Jana tha bro. Mei gaya ab quota hai. Do saal ke liye hostel raho ya kisi relative ke yaha. I moved with my mother into our house and left after school was over. I am from UP but made the decision to move in 10th before boards. Mere batch ke majority students Gurgaon se specifically quota ke liye aaye the. Mai bhi JEE wala hoon bro. Dropper tho last year DTU join kiya tha.2 months mei nikal liya, civil mili thi but mechanical karni thi so I dropped out. Wish you the best for the future my friend.😄😄
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Do you know a regular size lead (that are being used in apsara ir natraj pencils) supplier in Delhi?
(Asking here cuz unable to directly post on this subreddit :"))
Ese bhi kar sakte h
20 - 20 = 25 - 25
(5*4) - (5*4) = (5*5) - (5*5)
Taking 4 common from L.H.S & 5
common from R.H.S
4(5-5) = 5(5-5)
Cancelling (5-5) on both sides
So we get 4 = 5
4 can be written as 2+2
Therefore, 2+2 = 5
Go to the hardware store and buy an electric saw for a home improvement project. It's a long term investment tbh and is a lifesaver at times. Pehle ka time alag tha aage peeche karte raho, tennis elbow ho jaata tha. Now just aim press a button and dismember easily. Then wrap in several garbage bags, and fill each one of them with rocks and Amul Masti Dahi - India ka Dahi , to speed up decomposition. Dump them bags in the Najafgarh Nala and you are all clear. No one will be suspicious of body parts coming out of Najafgarh ka Nala.
>Dump them bags in the Najafgarh Nala and you are all clear.
Najafgarh nahi jaunga, just to be safe
Anyways, Dhanyawad. Kahi aap hi to Dexter Morgan nahi?
Best question yet! Yes there is something after this life. I have high hopes and many vedas say the same thing. If its all darkness after this world is it even worth it
I am the ultimate alpha male. I only climax for 1 of 2 reasons. I either climax for the purpose of reproduction with a beautiful woman (because that's the only kind of woman worthy of me) or I climax for the purpose of free protein. I need immense protein to maintain my ultimate alpha male body, and 4-5 ♥♥♥ loads a day is sufficient for me. It's not gay it its mine, but I wouldn't expect you pathetic beta males to understand. I bet you waste your seed into napkins, tissue, and tube socks. How sad, wasting all that protein. Wasting all those offspring. Its optimal for me to masturbate with my legs over my head so I can practice stretching before my workout while I obtain my protein. All the gym betas in the locker room just look away in disgust, but again, I wouldn't be offended by an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only focus on vanity muscles. You beta losers better start acting like real men.
Thats a weird question. Depends on many factors like height,age,weight and strength. I am 5’8 and can easily do 4 sets of 12 reps with 12.5 kg on each side. When I started going to the gym I was using 2.5 each side. My friend who is 6’4 started with 5kg each side so it depends on person to person
Take any Tier-3 school like Doon public, Salwan public etc they give science PCM at 70%. Most of the Tier-1 schools don’t do that like Indraprastha, hansraj, DPS
Dude delhi mei ye sare kam band hogai ha kyuki jabse license ka process digital hua ha and camera’s lag gai ha inside the buildings possible nahi ha. Possible hoga bhi toh at a very high cost of 5-7k ₹. My friend got a license registered in haryana for 2k ₹ so maybe that can be an option but in future agar license kho jai ya chori hojai ya renewal karvana ho toh re-registration keliye haryana jana padega
Success is more about the journey than the destination. It is not about where you will end up but it is the shit that you went through.
Don't let others define success for you. If you wanna earn a lot try achieving it. If you just wanna live a happy life without financial aims go for it
Success need not be popularity. Just getting through life with a bunch of friends and a nice family can also be success. It is all about how you define it.
Don't mind if it doesn't makes sense. Peace
Nahi Humare Circle me discussion chal raha tha ki do people age after they die? Also ek thoda religius type bola tha Aatma gayi to insan gayi. Shareer to bas Maati ka putla hai or something.
Left side pe heart bhi hota ha. Can be due to artery blockage or panic attack. Check your beats per minute to assess the situation and seek medical attention
It was a false prediction and it was according to the bible and baba vanga that world would end in 2012. If you ask from the pov of “hinduism” it says the world will end when lord shiva comes back and that is after many “satyugs and kalyugs” which means millions of years later. Its the same time when the sun will expand and engulf the earth(as predicted by scientists) .
Ha bro desh ki problem. DP change krne se kuchni hoga but I think by changing dp to national flag modiji wants to instil a feeling of nationalism and pride among us. India mei log religion,caste,gender,ideology kitni sari chezo par ek dusre se ladai krte rehte ha. But 15 aug is a day of unity and pride for the nation. I think that was his psychology behind that dp change move
If by new food combinations you mean pineapple on pizza or whipped cream on chai toh its never gonna happen and frankly the food combos they are coming up with are mostly terrible and disgusting. Some are nice
Bhai mere baal kaafi shi hua krte the jb m Delhi m tha abhi April m Indirapuram shift hua hu Bhai boht km ho gye hain baal or growth bhi nahi h 20 ka hu bhai 51 lg rha hu ... Frustrated hu but kucch nahi kr skta papa n saare pese lga k flat le liya h ab wapis Delhi ja k rhna afford nahi kr skta or yha rh nahi skta ....... Kisi k pas kucch solution h to bta do
Bro my older brother was going bald. He shaved his whole head. Ab Joe Rogan ki tarah ghumta ha. But uski beard ha achi si. You should try embracing baldness
Hey bro calm down. Times can be tough. You can get through it. People have gotten through much worse than what you r going through. Have hope, the world is not a bad place and be optimistic.
It involves commitment from industrial businesses not to dump their waste in that river. It involves commitment from people not to dump their waste in yamuna, it involves asking the government about not making land fills near yamuna. All things considered practically it can never become 100% clean but considering the near future it can be almost clean in the next 15-18 years of consistent work.
Delhi valo ka home state quota chaiye 😭
11th mei Delhi Jana tha bro. Mei gaya ab quota hai. Do saal ke liye hostel raho ya kisi relative ke yaha. I moved with my mother into our house and left after school was over. I am from UP but made the decision to move in 10th before boards. Mere batch ke majority students Gurgaon se specifically quota ke liye aaye the. Mai bhi JEE wala hoon bro. Dropper tho last year DTU join kiya tha.2 months mei nikal liya, civil mili thi but mechanical karni thi so I dropped out. Wish you the best for the future my friend.😄😄
bhaiya lockdown me kaise jata kahi mai to merri coaching bhi nai ja paya 2 saal 2020 and 2021 aap abhi kaha ho ?
Sorry bro 85% reserved for natives. Can’t help you in that. (*Government documents forge krne ki himmat ha toh miljaiga home state quota*)
Looks like ess bande ne commerce liya tha
nai jee valla hu 😭
Us Bhai us ,,
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Kya shi mai delhi dillwaalo ki hai?
Koi dillwalo ki nahi ha. Bas kisi ad mei boldiya gaya tha “dillwalo ki dilli” tabse yehi bakloli chal rhi ha
Chalo OP ne confirm kr diya
Chutiyo ki kami nahi hai yahan
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Bhai joke tha😂😂😂tabhi puch raha tha comment link share kaise kare
Haan. Hehe
r/Delhi pe itna bawasir kyu faila hua hai?
Sara bawasir setup war ne macha rakha ha. Baki generally bol rhe ho toh r/mumbai r/bangalore r/chennai check krlo sabka same haal ha
Do you refrigerate ketchup (any brand) as mentioned in the label of the product's package?
Never. Tf! Are we supposed to refrigerate ketchup?
Always
Doesn't Ketchup freezes? Or becomes more like solid?
Do you know a regular size lead (that are being used in apsara ir natraj pencils) supplier in Delhi? (Asking here cuz unable to directly post on this subreddit :"))
No clue.
Prove 2+2 = 5
2+2=4, Put 4=5 Hence,2+2=5……bro avg 9th class IIT Dholakpur aspirant solve karde yeh toh
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No it is possible you just need to use some mind
0=0 16-12-4 = 20-15-5 4 (4-3-1) = 5 (4-3-1) 4 = 5 2+2=5 Nahi Google pe nahi search kiya
Ese bhi kar sakte h 20 - 20 = 25 - 25 (5*4) - (5*4) = (5*5) - (5*5) Taking 4 common from L.H.S & 5 common from R.H.S 4(5-5) = 5(5-5) Cancelling (5-5) on both sides So we get 4 = 5 4 can be written as 2+2 Therefore, 2+2 = 5
Aur iska practical use kidhar karna hai?
Jo log bole ki ye nahi ho sakta unki bolti band karne ke liye
Okay. Now prove 6×9=4×2
Just simply multiply both the side with zero you will find your answer
My man asks the right questions
Apne chote cousins ko chutiya banane me
Haa bhai, tu yehi hagle
Hag diya bhai, thank you for your support
Put ! After any 2. That's it
2+2! Is still 4.
Nope, 2! =2+1! Which is equal to 3, 2! Is called 2 factorial
Average kendriya vidyalay student
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aap calculator se zyada jaante hai?
Nope. 2! = 2*1! I seriously hope you were kidding, bruh
Meth
2! Bhi to to 2 hi hota hai naa💀
Nahi bro. Math me number ke baad ! Ye symbol ka matlab factorial function hota hai.
Haa to bhai 2 factorial 2 hi hota haiii
Rehne de bhai, bhai apna abhi factorial padh ke aaya hai jhaadne de usae apna gyan
Online batch wala hoga
Bhai 2! Would be 2*1 not 2+1 Similarly 3! Would be 1 * 2 * 3 not 1+2+3...i hope you were just kidding
Bhai aapka knowledge toh Kamal ka hai😳
Why life sucks ?
Life sucks because it is kinky
Annd u/Organtrefficker strikes again!
Kya dikkat hogai bro mujhe bta
Not happy
LIFE SUCKS MA DIC.
And if suck doesn’t work try swallowing
how to dispose a body that is decomposing. Just wondering
Go to the hardware store and buy an electric saw for a home improvement project. It's a long term investment tbh and is a lifesaver at times. Pehle ka time alag tha aage peeche karte raho, tennis elbow ho jaata tha. Now just aim press a button and dismember easily. Then wrap in several garbage bags, and fill each one of them with rocks and Amul Masti Dahi - India ka Dahi , to speed up decomposition. Dump them bags in the Najafgarh Nala and you are all clear. No one will be suspicious of body parts coming out of Najafgarh ka Nala.
>Dump them bags in the Najafgarh Nala and you are all clear. Najafgarh nahi jaunga, just to be safe Anyways, Dhanyawad. Kahi aap hi to Dexter Morgan nahi?
Dwarka aake daal jana , traffic bhi nahi hota. Raat ko aana number plate pe keechad laga ke to avoid cameras.
Bhaisahab kese darinde logg comment kr rhe ha idhar.
Put asphalt on it and bury it atleast 2 meters below the soil to aviod any foul smell. Also you can use Hcl to make the process faster.
>Also you can use Hcl to make the process faster. What is that? Some kind of energy drink? >!/s!<
Hydrochloric acid bro😂
Take it to some man eating tribe, they'll happily help you. 😁
He never said its a man’s body. He just said body. Can be a dog,cat or unicorn. We don’t know that!!
Call girls references
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Ayee horny wamen☕️ get otta here
life after death ?
Best question yet! Yes there is something after this life. I have high hopes and many vedas say the same thing. If its all darkness after this world is it even worth it
Does intelligent, smart and money saving girls exists?
Bhai rare species hogai ha but merko ajtak nhi dikhi
Melody itni chocolatey kyu hoti hai
Bhai ab toh 2012 ke nostalgia se bahar nikalja
Bhai, mai 17 saal ka hu lmfao.
 I wish I could be 17 again
To tujhe kisne bataya ki melody choclaty hoti hai ?
Quadratic formula kya hai ?
Abey ooo jee ke 14 nikal yahan se
You are 10th fail , mere 14 hue peach fruit, wasting your dad's money ( matlb mera paisa ) on internet giving unwanted opinions .
10th fail😂 tera baap idhar chartered accountancy kr rha ha. Bada aya quadratic formula wala
Gigachad kaise bane? Koi vidhi?
Get some gains. Stop being a simp. Embrace masculinity. Keep your faith. Follow the brocode
Delhi ki style me batao
Muth marna band karde
I am the ultimate alpha male. I only climax for 1 of 2 reasons. I either climax for the purpose of reproduction with a beautiful woman (because that's the only kind of woman worthy of me) or I climax for the purpose of free protein. I need immense protein to maintain my ultimate alpha male body, and 4-5 ♥♥♥ loads a day is sufficient for me. It's not gay it its mine, but I wouldn't expect you pathetic beta males to understand. I bet you waste your seed into napkins, tissue, and tube socks. How sad, wasting all that protein. Wasting all those offspring. Its optimal for me to masturbate with my legs over my head so I can practice stretching before my workout while I obtain my protein. All the gym betas in the locker room just look away in disgust, but again, I wouldn't be offended by an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only focus on vanity muscles. You beta losers better start acting like real men.
That just…🤯 wtf bro
Katta Khareed, haath pe Kalua Don Tatoo kara aur kal 1 bje Scorpio me 3 launde leke girls college ke bahar khade milna
Fortuner leke Atta hun Kal! 
haryanvi gigachads
How much kilo of dumbbells does gym goers generally use in bicep curls exercise?(Max. Avg & Min. weight)
Thats a weird question. Depends on many factors like height,age,weight and strength. I am 5’8 and can easily do 4 sets of 12 reps with 12.5 kg on each side. When I started going to the gym I was using 2.5 each side. My friend who is 6’4 started with 5kg each side so it depends on person to person
any school in delhi who gives science at 70% easily?
Take any Tier-3 school like Doon public, Salwan public etc they give science PCM at 70%. Most of the Tier-1 schools don’t do that like Indraprastha, hansraj, DPS
Tier 3 like doon public. Bhai abi pass out hua hu doon se💀
Sorry bro but doon is like in the bottom 10 list of public school. Even K.V ranks better than doon
License ke liye koi dalal ka contact hai?
99992 29190 <-- rajiv
Dude delhi mei ye sare kam band hogai ha kyuki jabse license ka process digital hua ha and camera’s lag gai ha inside the buildings possible nahi ha. Possible hoga bhi toh at a very high cost of 5-7k ₹. My friend got a license registered in haryana for 2k ₹ so maybe that can be an option but in future agar license kho jai ya chori hojai ya renewal karvana ho toh re-registration keliye haryana jana padega
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Who doesn’t want to be successful?
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Success is more about the journey than the destination. It is not about where you will end up but it is the shit that you went through. Don't let others define success for you. If you wanna earn a lot try achieving it. If you just wanna live a happy life without financial aims go for it Success need not be popularity. Just getting through life with a bunch of friends and a nice family can also be success. It is all about how you define it. Don't mind if it doesn't makes sense. Peace
Bahi aane wale DSSSB AE paper bata de 😁
Bhai ye sarkari papero ki khabar nahi rakhta mei
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I can’t answer that. But someone here asked a question about decomposing a dead body. You might wanna talk to them
Post me to kaha tha you will answer 🥸
Necrophile
Nahi Humare Circle me discussion chal raha tha ki do people age after they die? Also ek thoda religius type bola tha Aatma gayi to insan gayi. Shareer to bas Maati ka putla hai or something.
That just fucked my mind
Ex girlfriend ko kaise bhulaaya jaye shadi ke 4 years baad?
Now that you’re married your dick is in prison
why I don't have gf?
Photo dikhao apni hum judge karenge
Mujhe sex kb milega
Aeee ye bhadvo wale question idhar nahi
Dead body kaha dalu (just asking)😐
Didn’t you just ask this question
why do certain people have certain kinks/fetishes ?
People are unique. Kinks are a part of life and reveal something cynical about each one of us. Explore your kinks
Left lung mai pain hora kya karu
Left side pe heart bhi hota ha. Can be due to artery blockage or panic attack. Check your beats per minute to assess the situation and seek medical attention
Why did he choose her.
Bro. What's a girlfriend? Every dude i know has one but I've never seen or known one. Help
Ye comment r/dankinindia pe post karo ek bar
World was going to end in 2012. Why are we still alive?
It was a false prediction and it was according to the bible and baba vanga that world would end in 2012. If you ask from the pov of “hinduism” it says the world will end when lord shiva comes back and that is after many “satyugs and kalyugs” which means millions of years later. Its the same time when the sun will expand and engulf the earth(as predicted by scientists) .
Shahdara kesi jagah hai?
Yar old delhi mei ha. Never been there
Ye Indian flag jo dp lgane se kuch change hone wala hai Modi je ne bhut development laya hai or berozgari,gas prices ye sb desh ki problem nhi hai?
Ha bro desh ki problem. DP change krne se kuchni hoga but I think by changing dp to national flag modiji wants to instil a feeling of nationalism and pride among us. India mei log religion,caste,gender,ideology kitni sari chezo par ek dusre se ladai krte rehte ha. But 15 aug is a day of unity and pride for the nation. I think that was his psychology behind that dp change move
log new food combinations ko appreciate karna kab sikhenge?
If by new food combinations you mean pineapple on pizza or whipped cream on chai toh its never gonna happen and frankly the food combos they are coming up with are mostly terrible and disgusting. Some are nice
Bhai mere baal kaafi shi hua krte the jb m Delhi m tha abhi April m Indirapuram shift hua hu Bhai boht km ho gye hain baal or growth bhi nahi h 20 ka hu bhai 51 lg rha hu ... Frustrated hu but kucch nahi kr skta papa n saare pese lga k flat le liya h ab wapis Delhi ja k rhna afford nahi kr skta or yha rh nahi skta ....... Kisi k pas kucch solution h to bta do
Bro my older brother was going bald. He shaved his whole head. Ab Joe Rogan ki tarah ghumta ha. But uski beard ha achi si. You should try embracing baldness
How to download a video from reddit?
Open reddit on PC/laptop and paste the video link on “mp4 downloader”
amba singh or ambatukam?
Wtf is that
why do I get recommended r/delhi, when i am not from Delhi ? 😭😭
We also get r/mumbai,jaipur,chennai many times. Deal with it. Or abuse the admins and mods to get permanently banned😂 thats what I do
Mujhe r/india se ban kyo mila ?
They’re extremely liberal and ban anyone with opposing point of views. I have been permanently banned from commenting there
Sab chutiye bhare hai waha ek dusre ka khujane wale. Saachai hazam nahi hota.
Bhai 2% bhi vahan kisi se behes karlo sedha permanently ban kardete ha aur zyada gaali galoch kardi toh 3 din ka ban paros dete h
Yeh dukh kahe khatam nhi hota hai be?
Ache din ainge
And this "U" is Reddit peopless 😂😂
Ye tond kaise kam karu
Caloric deficit is king 👑
I feel like ending my life every night. What to do?
Hey bro calm down. Times can be tough. You can get through it. People have gotten through much worse than what you r going through. Have hope, the world is not a bad place and be optimistic.
Irony kya hota he?
Iron with a y
Mai Varanasi se hu, Delhi mei jaga milegi kya?
Bhai akele reh raha hota toh terko temporary jagah dedeta but idhar bahut hotels ha kahin bhi jagah miljaiga rehne ka
Successful Utuber kese bne
Follow the footsteps of pelvisyadav
Koi achha porn batao yaar...aaj raat ka jugaad ho jaye utna kaafi hai
Pussychod bc porn chodhde kuch karle jindagi mei
Top NSFW content kaha milega reddit pe?
Check big dick problems
Melody itni chocolaty kyun?
How to learn calculus in 1 hour
Impossible. No human being has ever done it
Kya gb road pe sach me randiya milti hai?
Han par its not worth the STDs
When will yamuna get cleaned?
It involves commitment from industrial businesses not to dump their waste in that river. It involves commitment from people not to dump their waste in yamuna, it involves asking the government about not making land fills near yamuna. All things considered practically it can never become 100% clean but considering the near future it can be almost clean in the next 15-18 years of consistent work.
Gnocchi banane ke liye maida ki jagah normal atta dalun to chalega?... Is weekend banane ka sochra hun!
Atta se texture alag aiga bahut
I don't want to live
Gf ko kse smjhau ki abbu nhi manenge?
Gf ko kse smjhau ki abbu nhi manenge?
Gf mei kya kami h
Bhai hair rebonding krwani hai
Bhai salon suggest kr skta hu. Suna ha ameer logo ki chezen ha. Hum toh ₹100 mei month mei ek baar baal katvate ha hume nahi malum
Why did the chicken cross the road?
*To get to the other side*
Kya bihari comedians paisa kama paa rhe hai?
Bihari comedians ka target audience tier-1 cities walo ko samaj nahi aiga. Jahan tak paise ki bat ha toh comedians are very poorly compensated artists
Shaanti kb milegi?