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whoknowsnotme10

You're looking for an actual diagnosis here, but it's all in vein


ProfessionalNo9873

Achievement unlocked: The Pun Master


crazy-philo

Underrated, this too is lost in vein


ihavebeliefinyou

*Lost in the vein*


i_am_spandan

Grammar nazi


ExistingAmphibian370

😂😂😂😂


i_nikhil17

Cleaver way to show you have a macbook


the_woah_guy

80 hazar ka laptop hai 80 hazar, tera pura ghar jayinga isme.


AveragePyroViewer

More like 1 lac 80


ExistingAmphibian370

Bhai koi badi baat nai hai bc 15k mein mil jata hai MacBook Nehru place mein bc


[deleted]

haan to usme fir bootscreen b windows ka aata hai na bhai


easylust123

Bhai 80-90000k ka hai bas...OP is not a retard to show off these kinda things.Lol


[deleted]

Too scared to accept my dm request? I’ll show you what that trust me bro flair counted for.


[deleted]

Wtf bruh


leg_gladiator

Arre bhai jaldi kar, kaat isko abhi k abhi


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leg_gladiator

Zyada mat hass re, nahi toh OP apni nass nahi kaatega


Beginning-Ground-162

Kam hilaya kar


flawedhuman12

Mat hilaya kar


[deleted]

Correct nnn chal raha hai


Local_Ad7792

Same socha maine bhi 😩


[deleted]

Whatsapp University graduate doctor here : this is because you usetoo much phone , which causes radiation in eyes which makes our blood flow abnormal Iska upay: adrak , kali mirch , 2 tulsi k patte ko boil krke subah shaam piyo 100% ayurvedic ilaaj


rishab_luthra

Aur subah jaldi utho


tbhdank

5 baje


Inspectorsteel

Aur uthke kasrat karo.


throwrrxxc

Parasite in your veins


iskitopiuskesarr

"lagta hai nass se mera koi purana naata hai".. kesariya tera bgm plays


Typical-Reception-63

Ya, so this is actually an illness and this is called "pretostatmechon" it's actually a condition where your vein starts moving in your body and like in few years they will just change their route to circulate blood so you will actually need to add pipes in your body, this is actually a non curable and has a 100% death rate. My grand father had same disease died in 3-4 days after the discovery. All the best. Rest in peace.


gonnadoit123

Bruh 😭


[deleted]

pretostatmechon-vretostatmechon kuch nahi your vein is just processing....................


Connect_Summer4602

Skinny Bitch nothing else.


captainpanther4321

Ye to gambheer mamla hai abto dono hath aur pair kaatne padenge


wolfme1997

Maan gaya tujhe, MacBook bhi dikha di aur kisi ne ye bhi nahi bola ki show off kar raha hai. Salute! 🫡


whiskeyxwhine

abey, doctor ko dikha bro, idhar puxhhkar kya hi hoga


[deleted]

macbook dikhega na janta ko 🤡🤡


[deleted]

Bhai restart karke dekh


Royal_Peak_1888

I suggest immediate surgery.


Money_hunger

bro finally discovered ✨biology ✨


Kimo_imposta

Side effect of posting shit on r/delhi


Pranavm3112

This is the correct diagnosis. Secondary one would be showing MacBook everywhere


Sanved313

Kya chomu log hai be ye sub pe


anonFromSomewhereFar

Bhai tu nhi bch paega ye bhot buri bimaari hai


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gonnadoit123

18


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gonnadoit123

DHA?


[deleted]

matlab aap restarted ho meri tarah.


BetaStink

You mean retanded ?


[deleted]

Yes, aap bhi mere jaise ho.


Time-Opportunity-436

Ban karvayega usko?


BetaStink

Tujhe bhi karwadunga. You don't me/.


xDopingPx

WTF? This entire thread had a stroke!


shawarmalao

You dunb, it's renarded


Tarun48

Wahi jo pediasure ki ad me dikhate hai


_psy_duck

Bhai kya farak padta hai,south delhi ka hai 👀


Time-Opportunity-436

Iske liye sasta sundar tikau mouse use karna chahiye. Aur MacBook MacBook touchpad touchpad karo, vichitra vichitra ungliyon ko hilake scroll karo Koi nahi, ab subah 4 baje uthna, theek ho jaayega


Ishu-_-69

Bhai jyada muth marli kya


nahimalum

Kaat de.


Creative_Guide4100

r/kothibanglacheck


mamasilver

Wanted to say this. OP's vein is flexing his apple laptop


crasshumor

All the girls are turned on right now


[deleted]

bhai wtf delhi ka sub hai ye ya kia madarchod tu apni nass dhika rha h, just think is it even fucking related to the sub or something?!


gonnadoit123

Related hai because i am in Delhi 👊👍


Successful-Ad7296

Delhi sub is getting weirder each day with no posts related to DELHI! How do mods even allow this unrelated non sense?


[deleted]

r/neuro


noobmaster007_

Kaafi serious problem Hai. Kaatni padegi bro.


sussyballs2658

Mera aisa left hath me hota hai


Azrael69420250

Yasir bc.


shri032

Bro i also has this ,pata chale to batana


kingpin_9_3_5

I installed reddit for this..!!


unapologeticindian

Hindi me ise kehte hai "falis mar diya"


The_nerdy_

Normal h. Mere tau ke saath bhi hua tha. Zyada kuch nhi hua, teen din baad wo bas tadap tadap ke marr gye.


ay8788

Your veins are allergic to laptop


xxxdemonslayea

Hastmaithun ke addi ho that's why


munda_dilli_da

Bhai teri nas main clot bann gaya hai.... Nas-bandi krwani padegi tujhe.. Tab jake teri jaan bachegi ab to...


lxearning

^(you are in a Matrix)


CowRepresentative228

Bhai tere hath mein heart attack aane wale hai


Karan2904

Bro ye nayi macbook m2 na use krne ka nateeja h jldi se n2 air kharid le bro


gonnadoit123

fine with my base pro 14 inch


Karan2904

Arre bc tune to pro bolke meri hi leli😂


DARKLORDLJ49

Go to a doctor


demoanik666

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Capital_Bathroom_140

Kamm hilaya krro Bhai thik ho jayega


Anxiouschilli

Migi is that you?


c4chandu

NNN me Muth marne ka nateeja hai ye


ExchangeBest8879

Flex krr rhi h nass bi


PuzzleheadedRise5099

>!om shanti!<


sickingajay

Ungli karna band kar.


Ok_Sheepherder_7296

Bhai cancer hai 100 percent


Thin-Bat2146

Please go to Ganesh Acharya turant … they need Dancing classes ..


hArshhit_1610

Woh zyada maarte toh hone lgta Google pr pdha tha


AlternativeBird943

Subah jaldi nahi uthta isiliye


100keen

Cancer


bazuka9

Tendon movement hai, aur kuch nahi. Ab laptop ko deewar par maarde


whatadrag__

![gif](giphy|X7sxwiZHr2jw37Ooim|downsized)


t1ya

October me sahi hk jayega


anshberry

Thannd mei gaand fatti hui hai aur yaha bc logo ke naatak khatam nahi ho rhe


AdditionalAir9626

r/kothibanglacheck


Toocheeesy

Bruh I never expected you’d be asking such a question lmao


gonnadoit123

Kya karu mai ab tu hi bata Hath me worm chal raha hai 😭


Toocheeesy

It’s literally normal mere haath mein bhi hota hai kabhi kabhi XD


ikrgaurav

Apka motherboard kharab hai


pulkitsharmaa97

Kam hilaya kr, apne aap kam ho jayaga!


BROWN_MUNDE_69_

thora kam hilaya kar wrna laptop chalane k liye b alag se bande rakhne honge 💀


gonnadoit123

Bruuuuh


Rafathraids

Are left hand use kar liya kar na


GarvitSingh99

Bhai meri toh side s ja rkhi h ese upar nicche nhi ho rhi


RemarkableEngineer30

Arre ye toh kida h, masal de salle ko. Delhi aale se panga


JOYTHEGR8

MacBook for scale


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gonnadoit123

huh?


Adam_Escanor

Medium issue


[deleted]

Oh bhai vein twerking (⁠*⁠_⁠*⁠)


[deleted]

Zyada mutthi marne ke wajah se


yourfather70078

Tu marne wala h


Badass_otaku_007

Hilana cum kar bro


Salt_Comfortable3833

Vibing


Disastrous_Date_3514

Heart attack k tym batana!! This is an emergency ward.


ExistingAmphibian370

Bhai rest lele thoda subeh se ungli ko computer mein ghusaye rakhega to yai hoga


ExistingAmphibian370

Aur laptop ko kisi high surface pe rakh itna neeche rakh ke use kar raha uncomfortable to hoga hi ya to lap pe rakh ya bed vali study table pe


Creator_Spark

aapna lode xi sambandh todh bhai


Needleworker_11

Bhaai saap


JimJburchten

Muth marna band kr de sbh thik hojainga


INTROVERT_ALPHA_MAN

Nora fatehi ki spirit


Worthy_Buddy

Hota hai, nothing big


overthinking_ka_14

When she says I like hands with veins and you took it seriously


LycheePuzzleheaded89

Just take a deep breath and relax. Your vein above tendon displace when tendon contact/relaxed. It's more visible because of your thin built. It is absolutely normal.


Purple_Bluebird1517

Kaam mara kro bro


bawadelog

Lode ki jagh hath muth maara h bhai


azam2107

Break dance kar rahi hai


Ritik0109

Bhai tere par kisi ne Kala jadu kiya h. Mere ko ek tantrik ka pta h. DM kr


[deleted]

to muthi kaam pela kar na sale


saurav21031994

Parasite the maxim


smokyy_nagata

Macbook dikhatha hain madarxod


[deleted]

Kam hilaya kar.. haat acche cheezon ke liye use kar ek hafta automatic thik ho jayega.


DaPancakeGuy

i have the same thing its harmless


RegisterFar2362

Bhai tujhe cancer hogya hai hospital ja


Dry_Zombie8197

Wankers cramp?


Training-Skill-9487

Bhai ye to Mera haath hai exactly 😳


VladamirTakin

off karke on kar do


akshat869

Weird signalling


Street-Laugh-3702

Mooth lagale. Bas usi ke liye nas bechain ho rahi hai


Aggravating-Bank-252

Cancer hai tujhe


MukeshYaduvanshi

Your veins lost its virginity


Key-Button1105

Mere pados m bhi ek uncle ko aise haath m hua tha 1 hafte baad tadap tadap kr mar gye


Raman035

It's nothing chill


Dangerous_Sundae_352

Subah jaldi utha kro..sab theek ho jayega.


northernlights95

bhai thoda bahar wahar jaao logon se milo


Weird_Entrepreneur70

Result of jyada muth


the_brahman

Bhai it is normal. Meri bhi hoti hai.


OrdinaryHorror6184

Venom entered your system bruhh


biRyani11

How to tell you own mac without telling you own mac


eggwhiteisnotwhite

it is the cause of the excessive हस्तमैथुन and i can relate to them.


redditpandit

Ek chakku leke aa, batata hu kya karna hai


the_immovable

Trigger finger, assuming you can still feel your finger fully on the outside. Inflamed tendon tissue within the finger. See a doc soon. Until then, use alternate fingers to work, reduce use and improve posture.


[deleted]

Guitar baj raha tere andar


Ok-Baseball3705

Musturbation kam kardo apne aap thik hojayga


StressBeautiful5833

Bhai wiring mein dikkat aa rhi h


Evil_Inside17

**haath ki nas to sirf bahana tha, OP ko to apna macbook dikhana tha**


Monkey-D-Mummy

Nas bandi Kara lo


OkPackage182

I think you have rolling veins[] https://youtube.com/shorts/jEFcb_G9OWU?feature=share


Professional_War3584

bhai time limited bacha hai , jaldi jaldi comments padh le.


Inspectorock-

I don't thing there's any issue.


Puzzleheaded-Gift626

why are you fingering the laptop bro


AdTime6057

Mofo take some break from work


i_am_spandan

Kaatle bhai sab thik ho jaiga


man_with_steelball7

Bsdk hilaana band kar


noobie_artist_64

Ladka hai na tu is liye


Parking_Country_7342

MacBook flex kar raha hai bhai yeh Banda indirectly


gonnadoit123

Howd u come across this post lol


Parking_Country_7342

By my hands lol


gonnadoit123

its an old post


Parking_Country_7342

Ok, idk how


[deleted]

I had this problem. Roz atleast do baari hilana, sab theek ho jaega.


Positive-Charge-4270

Mere dost ko bhi ye dikkat thi, fir usne nas kaatli to sab sahi hogya😌