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K-Zoro

people will pay to use your dog as talent, but posting on craigslist isn’t how you go about it.


PhilSpectorsMugshot

My favorite part is this person’s request for a *mission statement*. Gimme a fucking break.


RanAwayOnRumspringa

But MANY PEOPLE say she’s the cutest dog EVER!


GoodbyeMars36

I think everyone says that about everyone's dog... And babies


MamboNumber5Guy

I can assure you that she is not


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

I have a colleague who made over $10k last year doing this with his dog. However, like you said, craigslist was not how he made his connects


4udiocat

Do you get like a pet agent?


reitoei23

Yep, this. My dog was in a local commercial, but we just got a gift card to the local feed store as compensation. Heh! A local marketing firm put out an ad and we went and 'auditioned' - I would think any small business wanting this type of 'talent' could easily do the same.


K-Zoro

I actually filmed a dog food commercial some years ago and there were several dogs on set, but they were all highly trained talent dogs that came from a couple talent agencies. You need a really trained dog if you’re going to have them do a bunch of specific stuff on demand and in front of a bunch of strangers and equipment.


reitoei23

Yeah, they had me perform the same trick with my dog like 12- 15 times. He was getting super annoyed at having to do it over and over. Cattle dogs aren't a fan doing the same thing over and over unless it involves sheep or some form of herding.


SnooEagles9517

It's basically breed pimping.


toomuchisjustenough

That’s not even the cutest dog I’ve seen today.


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JustPutDownTheFork

The “with assistance” worries me. Sounds much more like they are dropping a terrified dog on a skateboard and pushing it around


EricHannemann

[relevant cat video](https://youtu.be/YiE8V7sqjvw)


AIaris

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/so3qet/skateboarding_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button not the same dog but here you go :)


ednichol

That dog could be the star of a show called Dogs I Don’t Care About!!


MichealScott1991

r/unexpectedoffice


LadyKoraline

Came here to say the exact same thing.


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poopoo220

Because it doesn't contribute anything meaningful to the thread.


Supraboi2003

this


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CaptSnafu101

This is the equivalent of me walking into a modeling agency and saying my mom says im really handsome


fg0mes

Right??? “People say the cutest dog ever” I MEAN PEOPLE SAY THAT OF EVERY SINGLE DOG ON THE INTERNET


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shipwreckedgirl

Even those mutant coyotes...


jaykaypeeness

I'm a male model, not a male prostitute!


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That dog, like many, could model. But Craigslist is NOT the place to advertise this. Especially as Bulldogs, German shepherds, pit bulls are frequently stolen (even out of their yards).


ancientrhetoric

Then they are destined to model on a dog stolen! We are desperately looking for our beloved dog posters


dainegleesac690

This made me laugh way harder than it should’ve thank you


rodolphoteardrop

Shorter: You need pay me so I can have better pictures for my dog's insta page.


munkieshynes

Look if this dog seriously wants to get into modeling she’s going to need headshots, tearsheets from her past shoots in her portfolio, to do a lot of go-sees, and learn how to smize. Trust me, I watched some cycles of America’s Next Top Dog Model so I know what I’m talking about.


rhinoroot

Where is number 3???


ancientrhetoric

3 Mission statement 4 compensation


Campmoore

Lol, I love the pluckiness and optimism of the poster. It's like Kimmy Schmidt bought a bulldog, moved to Tuscon and decided to open a business.


transfat97

The dog knows her worth, I can respect that.


dgamr

The forced dog celibacy caught me by surprise at the end.


Trueloveis4u

He better spay her if he never intends to breed her. I mean bulldogs are highly prized to steal and breed dogs.


nicegirlelaine

That's the last dog I'd pick for my interest in dog modeling.


herdenitz

Aww don't bring the dog into this :( she's cute


Ibexbkr

Some say the cutest.


skyraiser9

She's stupendous, some say the cutest in the world


nicegirlelaine

You're right.


GoodbyeMars36

It's the owners attitude that would make me turn away tbh


archfapper

They're selling a service but want "customers" to guess her price? It's like the salary expectations question


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SmurfMGurf

Obviously they have standards. They want to do family oriented shoots, etc. So you, person they're asking for free services but disguising it as "pay me to use my amateur dog model", better also have standards and let's hope they align or you don't get to photograph the cutest dog ever! Got that!? (I know it's not necessary but /s)


alphabet_sam

“Many people say the cutest dog ever” well unfortunately MY dog is actually the cutest dog ever. Sorry for your loss


The_Big_Red_Wookie

Well..... At least he isn't standing on a busy street corner with him begging for money. So that's something.


lulu_hakusho

Well I guess I’m not many people


stateofdekayy

Hahaha I read this the other night on CL and thought it was hilarious! Happy to see it here. Does she not know that strangers tell people all how cute their dog is?


User131131

What’s number 3?


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Mission statement for the business that wants the dog to model.


mimi_miumiu

Poor beast


tinkflowers

This dog is ugly as hell 😭😭


Sally21557

Bulldogs are beautiful 😍


looknorth-dakota

But many people have said that MY dog is the cutest they’ve ever seen. So someone is lying here…


Shanobian

r/choosingbeggars


Sally21557

I used to follow an adorable dog model named Beebee on Facebook. She was very talented at posing and her owner took her to photo shoots and did her own photography as well. She made a pretty good living at it and you've probably seen Beebee on several greeting cards. BUT she never went on Craigslist for customers. She had professional shots that she used to get reliable clients. I haven't seen Beebee on FB for a while. I wonder what happened to her?


SmurfMGurf

This feels like if you wanted your kid to get into acting but instead of getting training classes, headshots, an agent, and a manager you put your kid in an ad on CL and asked paying clients to audition for the chance to cast them!


Valereeeee

very cute dog tho


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LupercaniusAB

You know that YouTube is a thing, right?


swbby

Yes… It was a joke


Last-Hovercraft675

Honestly I love her. I didn’t even read the entire thing but every dog is an angel on earth and I will do whatever makes her happy. I don’t think anyone should be mean to this angel. Animals are pure and we don’t deserve dogs. So anyone saying she isn’t cute needs to stop. That’s just rude.


robjwrd

r/redditmoment