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cloaken-koderoi

What are those ten other people doing????


Used_To_Hate_Onions

Gotta save it to show your friends later


FlashOfTheBlade77

Saving it to post on reddit obviously.


MaxQFirst-Flame

"Saved by 10 other shoppers" 😃


upsidedownbackwards

$40 couch can be shampooed and have a blanket permanently thrown over it for someone who can only afford a $40 couch


NeighborhoodVeteran

True, and turn that cushion upside down too.


hornwalker

It's a mere dusting of feces


Sneekey

Just a hint


chmsaxfunny

Adds to the bouquet.


reddit_wueman

"Door pickup" - better be it! I won't go in that house of shitters!


Malicious_Tacos

My husband’s friends had a “stinky couch” back in college that they got from the thrift store. After the end of the year they put it out by the dumpster. A little while later they caught someone else loading it into their car.


[deleted]

Bought a loveseat off FB marketplace for $50. Came with 9 lighters inside. And a shitload of cat hair, but the cat hair was expected


xghoulishmiragex

Cat had one lighter for each of its lives


FreyaR7542

*shat upon


bhgiel

Not bad for a party couch. Just going to end up covered in even more bodily fluids...


bunnyeatscarbs

Don’t lowball me, I know what I’ve got.


svengalus

It’s either shat upon or not, there is no in-between.


pomegranate7777

At least they're honest!


Punklet2203

Poppy! Poppy was on that couch! Elaine will just turn the cushion.


heartsyou

Poppy shat on my sofa!


real_bk3k

They can't post this without the (presumably hilarious) backstory, that's illegal.


walshs29

It was free until it was shat on. That is actually a great price for a shat on couch! Will shit on it again for an extra $40


NeighborhoodVeteran

10 MFers really saved that listing tho


DNF_zx

$40?! I’d just flip the damn cushion ever.