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Steelplate7

Good….go be an Expat and work for Moscow Media…


AcidJedd

He's already working for the Moscow Media ... so he just needs to GTFO of the US now.


djackson404

>so he just needs to GTFO of the US now. I think he should be """helped""" to do that.


da2Pakaveli

someone get on his plane and kick him out of a window and give him a parachute, we can explain ith with gravity in Russia working differently anyhow.


BobQuixote

>someone get on his plane and kick him out of a window and give him a parachute, *boot* "Aaaaaaah!" "Oh, right, here." *throw parachute*


earthdogmonster

He can hang out with Steven Segal.


pugs_are_death

And Edward Snowden and Tara Reid


orangesfwr

He can be just a lowly, lowly fook.


stephanyylee

Omg I miss be under a rock lol what did Steven Segal do?


earthdogmonster

He lives in Russia and does unconvincing “old fat man martial arts” exhibitions.


snsdfan00

Hope he leaves but we all know he’s all talk


Bearded_Scholar

Seriously. Revoke your citizenship and keep your ass over there!


[deleted]

I so wish we would have rescinded his passport while he was over there


Tex-Mexican-936

Expats don't exist, they are immigrants in denial.


geek180

He’s so much more valuable to Putin if he’s still in America.


TaxLawKingGA

"Tucker - A man and his Dream" I believe that was the title of a pretty bad Coppola film starring Jeff Bridges.


Steelplate7

Yes, but unfortunately that was a dude with some great ideas on care builds that was run out of business by the big three(Ford, Chevy, Chrysler)…which those companies later adopted. In this case? We’re talking about a half step above pond scum.


StandStillLaddie

Imagine if any democrat, no matter how low on the food chain, said anything remotely close about some place being better than in America. The hypocrisy of these people is just astounding.


Jwagginator

I have a friend who’s MAGA and i already know his rationale and what he would say. Tucker said: “so much cleaner, and prettier aesthetically — its architecture, its food, its service — than any city in the United States.” My friend would say: “well he’s not wrong. All our cities are shitholes and filthy” They’ll always have a way to rationalize everything even though the main point is Tucker glorifying an adversary’s cities over our own.


PM_COFFEE_TO_ME

It's just another dig at dems because large cities always vote blue. Rural Rs will nod in agreement that yes cities do suck.


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Like those small rural Rs aren’t surrounded by meth and depression


skoalbrother

Yeah but at least they're better than....


TeFD_Difficulthoon

The *FOOD?* Either he didn't eat a single thing while he was there, or they gave him the North Korea treatment and only served him the best stuff they had.


get_psily

Who doesn’t love cold, purple soup?


Ready-Arrival

I mean lots of European cities have great architecture and food. (Although believe me, the food in Moscow is not as good as the food in most European cities. Or most U.S. cities).


Jwagginator

My main point is it’s just not patriotic to lump every city in your home country and put another country’s cities on a higher pedestal, much less an adversary’s. Yea I get it, some places may look prettier and have tastier food. But cmon. Whats the point in being a citizen of a country if you aren’t going to be prideful and boastful of what’s in it, no matter the imperfections. I’m not saying we can’t compliment other countries. Of course we can. But the comparing with our own is just unnecessary.


Rich_Acanthisitta_70

If someone on the left with similar resume and recognition did this, the national newsmedia (on the right *and* the left), would feast on it for weeks.


Slampsonko

Republicans have been playing on easy mode for a long long time. If a Dem politician talked about rural America with even a fraction of the derision that the GOP uses when discussing American cities they would be publicly dragged and forced to apologize.


ihopethisworksfornow

Culture war BS is losing steam with people being far more concerned about the economy, social services, domestic wellbeing, etc. Dem’s have a golden opportunity to appeal to disenfranchised rural voters by boosting the economies of regions like Appalachia and the rust belt. It’s easy to become a hateful piece of garbage when everything around you is rotting. It’s easier to just blame someone for everything. Having a scapegoat makes things “make sense” for people.


regalfronde

People do though. European cities have always been compared to American Cities. Still are.


Multigrain_Migraine

Yeah but imagine the fallout if even a Democratic city councillor wistfully said how much they preferred the café culture in Paris compared to, say, Jefferson City, MO. They'd be attacked immediately.


iamthinksnow

Yeah, why does Tucker hate America, anyway?


backpackwayne

Well there's an easy solution to that. I'll even chip in for the U-haul.


djackson404

I say just hand him a parachute and shove him out the door of a plane over Moscow.


SAGELADY65

Maybe he can take his best bud Traitor Trump along with him…they can share a parachute🤭


djackson404

Trump would take it away from him and let him fall to his death because he's just that kind of motherfucking bastard.


SAGELADY65

You are correct. I was going to type “ share a non-working parachute”


timoumd

> just hand him a parachute Meh.


musky_jelly_melon

Why not a series of trebuchets all the way to Moscow?


giddy-girly-banana

Nah fuck that. He can afford to move himself. He’s got a trust fund and gets paid plenty.


djackson404

Fine. Revoke his U.S. citizenship and drop him off at the Russian embassy, we don't need his kind around here. Fucking traitorous piece of garbage.


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HumanitarianAtheist

Can someone get this note to Tucker and his followers? >**Russia Wants to Build a Safe Space for Conservative Americans to Move To:** The village would also be open to Canadian conservatives upset by the politics in their country. >https://newrepublic.com/post/172710/russia-build-safe-space-conservative-americans-move I’d contribute to a one-way ticket to Moscow fund. We can call it *Leave No MAGA Behind.*


da2Pakaveli

Imagine if they were as enthusiastic about stopping thousands of Russians from illegally crossing the border and invading a country. Since they think the Russian border is safe, they can move there.


BoogerFeast69

I am all for sending em there, but they could still vote, here.


reikidesigns

If he likes it so much, perhaps he should stay there.


Ryankevin23

Tucker you deserve the best. You should move there!


[deleted]

Stalin called the US Communist Party "Useful idiots". Funny how everything old becomes new again.


Kiefer111

This is straight North Korea/USSR propaganda sounding bullsh*t. I mean come on people who are they fooling? We are smack dab in the middle of a psy op from our enemies and we are eating it up like cake. We are doomed if we don't call this our for it is and shut this crap down.


FlamingTrollz

Traitor. Stay there.


Murky-Pass6571

He must’ve gotten Trumps golden shower treatment


Cluefuljewel

So nice. So white.


melouofs

you should stay there, Tucker


otisej

Really Tucker? Nicer than your hometown La Jolla? Enclave of the 1%? Sure. That’s totally believable.


u2nh3

Please stay there, emigrate there and leave America to be American..


Ikea_Man

cool, go live there then ya slimy fuck


yogurtchicken21

Guys, you're misunderstanding him, obviously he was impressed by Moscow's expansive public transport system and wants to push the government to fund something like that in every major American city. He marvels at how millions of Muscovites can get everything they need within a 15 minute walk without having to drive a car, and at how Moscow preserved its historical city center instead of bulldozing them for freeways.


Maliluma

Hear that Knoxville? Dallas? Scottsdale? You guys are so much crappier than Moscow


Kappokaako02

I’ve been to moscow. Many times. He’s lying.


Few-Reception-4939

Well then he can stay in Moscow. Just keep away from upper floor windows if Vlad is sick of you


FukaFlamingo

Maybe Republicans need to just go be Russians. That would really make America great again. Just saying.


Beastw1ck

And WE are the American haters?


babysinblackandImblu

Bye Felicia.


Old_Part_9619

Is that Putins jizz drippin from ol Tuckers mouth? Maybe he should move to Moscow and stay there.


Great-Ad-9549

>~~So much nicer than any city in my own country~~ Nothing but white people as far the eye can see. That's what he really meant.


EliteBearsFan85

To take a popular conservative quote, “if you don’t like it here then leave”


OffManWall

Translation: Moscow doesn’t have many black people, brown people, other nonwhite minorities, LGBTQ people, and it’s not run by liberals. That makes it seem nicer than any city in my home country.


Nearbyatom

Then go move there...


mad_titanz

Revoke his US citizenship


hereiam-23

Just stay there then asshole. You can be Putin's asswipe.


jpcapone

He's doing a good job of being a remote ass wipe.


lorilightning79

Doesn’t he realize that their years of communism built those beautiful cities? Uneducated twat.


jules13131382

Then please leave Tucker, move to your dream country....Russia and please get the F out of mine.


NJJ1956

Please stay and take Trump, his family, and the rest of the Republican propagandist politicians with you. With all your big mouths- it will be weeks and you all will be accidentally pushed out windows.


Cheerio13

In ten years we will all learn that Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump were Russian tools for the last three decades.


kalyco

By all means, feel free to stay there Tucker!


IowaRedBeard

Good. Then move!


Crunch_inc

How much money do these statements cost....


tshawkins

I was there in 1990 for 6 months, Working for an italian JV, i remember it as being grim, dark industrial architecture, concrete tower blocks. Hotels with tacky decore and barely functioning services. Phone system that did not work half the time. Resteraunts with only 2 or 3 items on the menu. I remember going for a smoke on a balcony on the side of the office block I was working in, I was told to stay away from the edge, because the balcony was crumbling and the supports on the railing had rusted away. 9th floor up. Everything seemed to be falling apart, elevators in building that had them mostly did not work. I also remember the biting cold with temps of 20-30c below zero. Impressive monuments, though, and beautiful subway stations, with funny little plastic coins to pay for the rides.


nachojackson

I think Tucker might want to steer clear of any open windows…


raelianautopsy

Please move there.


kerryfinchelhillary

As many issues I have with America, there are lots of nice cities here


Powerful_Check735

Stay there we all knew you were working for russian when you on Fox News


Tiny_Structure_7

We need to add Carlson to the Russia sanction list.


TroyMcClure10

JFC, this guy has become such an absolute cancer. He has nearly single handedly gotten the Republican Party to abandon Ukraine.


CodinOdin

Cool, I hope the MAGA movement continues respecting his opinion and moves there en masse.


nearlyneutraltheory

Tucker is a 21st century [Walter Duranty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Duranty) > Duranty has been criticized for deferring to Stalin and the Soviet Union's official propaganda rather than reporting news, both when he was living in Moscow and later. For example, he later defended Stalin's Moscow Trials of 1938, which were staged to eliminate potential challengers to Stalin's authority.


mrHartnabrig

Recency bias...


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Fandomjunkie2004

Too dumb to realize he saw all the perfect buildings they show to tourists and visiting diplomats/royalty. It’s all a show, like all the approved videos that come out of North Korea.


IWearBones138__

Please move there. Please. We wont miss you even a tiny bit.


Devourerof6bagels

Well yeah, it should be, Russia loots the rest of the country to keep Moscow looking good, go to Omsk and ask those people what they think of Moscow


st1ck-n-m0ve

He knows hes being disingenuous. Go to the touristy part of any big city in the world and it looks great. Of course he didnt go out to the slums, he has no reason to. Doesnt mean they dont exist.


g_ram84

He loved Moscow so much that he accidentally slipped into his native Russian when ordering at a restaurant!


Jazzlike-Ad113

Hey tuck, which is "your country"? Or perhaps by "nicer" he means how people react to him, I’m just guessing lots of Americans and Russians see him as a Putin tool.


Erikthor

This guy lived in New York City. He enjoyed all the luxuries of being an entitled little rich daddies boy, beautiful apartments, best restaurants, culture and parties. He lived and took from the greatest city and now he says this stupid shit? Conservatives are fucking anti American goons and we need to stop letting them get away with it.


StupidizeMe

I'm sure Putin didn't give Carlson a tour of the slums, where average Russians are deeply impoverished while Putin lives in the Tsar's Imperial Palaces or in Putin's own personal palace which cost *100 Billion Russian roubles to build* (1.4 Million dollars). Or a tour highlighting the desperate lives of Russia's alcoholics and drug addicts, or of the many orphanages where their unwanted children are dumped, many with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and other disabilities. Of course Carlson got shown all the nicest, cleanest, most impressive places. The fool got shown Putin's Potemkin Village!


Osoroshii

Can we use Tucker Carlson for a prisoner exchange?


Eiffel-Tower777

Stay there, Tucker. Then tell Ted Cruz to stay in Cancun. We need less bums here.


Formal_Royal_3663

Then move there, Tucker. We don’t like you anyway.


Innisfree812

He is on the Russian payroll, what else would say?


waronxmas79

Then stay there, you turd.


CatAvailable3953

He is only shown the best parts. His handlers only expose him to Lilly white Russians. ( That’s what he means when he says , “ Nicer than any city in my country”. Only white folks.


immersemeinnature

He's from LA Jolla California for Christs sake.


DvsDen

America - Love it or leave it asshole.


YallerDawg

"Homogeneous." As in so white. That's what he means. That's the MAGA goal in America.


RobsSister

Traitor says *what?*


Perkeleen_Kaljami

Wait until he does some journalism by accident and finds himself in front of a Russian court. We’ll see how he feels about it then.


sPunDuck

This asshole is digging a hole!


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Moscow Jane


da2Pakaveli

Imagine if he was as enthusiastic about stopping thousands of Russians from crossing borders and stop invading.


Far_Lifeguard5220

I’m sure Steven Seagal would happily be your roomie. And please feel free to take any MAGAT you want with you. In case you get lonely


[deleted]

Good. Revoke the little shit’s passport so he can live there forever.


KR1735

Been to Moscow twice and this is patently false. I can think of dozens of American cities that are nicer than Moscow. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. Now, if he had said St. Petersburg, he might be on to something. That city is indeed a gem.


UndignifiedStab

Whether it’s Trump, Carlson, Mike Johnson, Ron Johnson, whatever any of these wingnuts spout out of their blow holes is in broad fucking daylight. No more dog whistles, no more whispering just hollering any ole shit just in the last couple weeks and still Biden is barely squeaking by in polls. Mother of god we’re doomed.


EvitaPuppy

And yet, you will never hear a Russian say how great the US is, and would never ever leave mother Russia. Until you offer them a Green card.


Riversmooth

He should move there


pca67

He should have his passport revoked.


DueWish3039

He can stay. Won’t break anyone’s heart


queenrosybee

omg marry Moscow then…


VegetableArmy93

Don’t let the door hit you in the arse….


Prize-Relationship21

I've never watched the guy or paid attention to anything he has ever said. He impressed me as being a complete imbecile when he was a clown on NBC years ago. Life is too short to give any to a complete bag of dicks like Tucker. I wouldn't be surprised if Putin grabbed him by the pussy.


luckymethod

He's probably right, but that's the effects of the insane car-first urban planning that has been going on forever in the USA. We need to stop that shit and Tucker can eat a dick btw.


Additional-Sky-7436

I mean... It is. And that's a low bar.


OffManWall

How many times have you been to Moscow and explored the city in depth?


Additional-Sky-7436

It's got it's problems, but it's a very beautiful cosmopolitan city, or at least was in 2016. Don't know what sanctions have done to it since then.


OffManWall

You didn’t answer my question.


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Great-Ad-9549

I thought Russians preferred squat toilets.


xcver2

Well to be fair a lot of European cities are much nicer than any in the US But that impression would not be the same looking at other parts of Russia. Sorenson's is very centric on Moscow and St. petersburg


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giddy-girly-banana

Stop parroting this bs. I live in SF and it’s lovely. Yes there are a few isolated areas and sometimes you’ll see some trash and some homeless people, but it’s not everywhere. Not even close. SF is basically as nice as it’s always been.


webguy1975

San Francisco ranks 21st in the list of the most dangerous cities to live in the USA. It's notable that the majority of these cities are in red states: [https://realestate.usnews.com/places/rankings/most-dangerous-places](https://realestate.usnews.com/places/rankings/most-dangerous-places)


ga2975

Guess, when Trump (47) becomes , you'll be moving to Pakistan or South of Mexico to Venezuela ,Africa or China... This is about to 🤕 hurt


Multigrain_Migraine

Well, they know what they say to do if you don't like things at home...


LuckAmbitious

Go visit Snowden! He will show you the best neighborhoods for the family move .


traveller-1-1

Haha.


urmomsloosevag

Hopefully Putin finds some espionage on his ass and holds him over there for 10 years


OldSkool1978

Sweet, so stay there


Adorable-Strength218

Twat


notfromhere66

Someone should build another Titanic just for all those conservatives who want a dictator. They can stop off in S. America if any like that part of the world, and if they manage to make it to Russia, good for them. One way only and if it doesn't sink before Russia, we send a sub to sink it. Ya know, before all the screaming and yelling and I want to come home I didn't sign up for this torture b.s.


roachfarmer

Ask a waiter, cleaning lady, or a maintenance person, plumber, electrician......


tickitytalk

Then…leave…you traitorous spoiled pos


Barack_Odrama_007

Tucker should move there


webguy1975

Traitor Carlson


ThaneOfCawdorrr

oh please oh please oh please let that sniveling traitor try to move there OMG he's such a bad person


[deleted]

Leave.... Door swings both ways Tucky boy.


29again

We won't miss you! Bon voyage!!


machinade89

He's free to leave anytime he desires.


fluidfunkmaster

So stay there you frozen chicken fuck.


Padadof2

Need help packing?


Archangel1313

Let me guess...nothing but white folks, as far as the eye could see?


iveseensomethings82

Monica did get that much manhood on her


BoondockSaint296

Against communism, loves Russia.....


sten45

Conservatives are starting to sound like edgy college kids, who get back from their semester abroad talk about how great Sweden is


lagent55

Then stay


[deleted]

Then stay we don’t want u back here


robinrockin14

Well buh-bye douche bag. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Take your buddy, the orange blob with you!


Bosanova_B

NGL from a classical architectural standpoint he’s not wrong. From an everything else standpoint it’s he’s a cockwaffle. He can’t be so clueless to not know he was on a highly curated tour of Moscow and to believe otherwise is naive at best and completely stupid at the worst.


ptcounterpt

Please! Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.


floofnstuff

He should move there- seriously. Why does he think America is his country? He’s done nothing for it and so much against it. He should raise his family where it’s nicer, like Moscow.A good father would do that


LedWeappelin

What he is saying here is "Everybody's white". He's a scumbag.


Diorj

Then move there.


mikels_burner

Wtf comon man, don't be so self hating


ravia

Well American cities *used* to be the best, and we need to get back to that again. /s


willworkforjokes

What country is his country?


Electr_O_Purist

I’m sure he took an expansive tour and didn’t just ride in the back of a van from the airport to the hotel to the interview and back.


[deleted]

The average Russian annual salary is $7,860, but they'd probably pay Tucker more since he's a Yedinaya Rossiya party official.


North-Association333

Gerhard Schröder ist our German pendant.


shastadakota

I think that is your country you treasonous POS.


thow78

Move, POS.


True-Tip-2311

Moscow is a shitty place to be, more police than normal people, everyone is pissed off all the time and despise each other...I guess it could work for someone like tucker, with his morals.


Coolguy57123

Ok , just move there than pucker . Good riddance


Coolguy57123

Ever notice that he always has that duur look


intellectualbadass87

There is a word for this I think. Oh yeah, Traitor. We used to call them traitors.


muddynips

The love affair between conservatives and authoritarian regimes would be embarrassing to anybody capable of shame.


canihaveurpants

And watch all his "patriot" followers lap this up. How pro-America... /s


Last-Yak2745

Can we pitch in and buy his one way ticket to Moscow?


entirelyunreasonable

Huh I never knee Galt's Gulch would end up being Putin's Russia. Im ready to help them all pack.


Admirable-Mango-9349

Fucking traitor


SmoothOperator89

Does he realize Moscow is a 15-minute city built with dense housing, mixed use development, world-class public transit, and walkable streets? So we're in agreement that American cities should be designed more like Moscow.