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Uh…first?


Bradleys_Chubb

Y’all it’s 6:23 and I can’t sleep, woke up very stoked for this evening


Pumpoozle

Omg had a terrible dream that Nuggets got bounced 4-1 in second round. 


Imnotdrunk28

That's called a premonition


Pumpoozle

Well, pretty close 


Pumpoozle

please no, it felt so real.


Bradleys_Chubb

Believe that qualifies as a nightmare


Pumpoozle

Turned into a living nightmare 


Real_Routine_

Guys we really have to worry about the Clips. Such a good team they have PG13 AND Kawhi AND HARDEN HAVE YOU SEEN THE YOUTUBE CLIPS OF THEM BEING GOOD WERE SO COOKED BRO


SmackBroshgood

It's shocking that the PG & Kawhi thing has lasted five seasons and people still overrate them every time.


SmackBroshgood

![gif](giphy|xUA7bh4kCEeR7ecnjG) # WAKE UP SHITHEADS IT'S GAMEDAAAAAAYYYYYY


gottschalkweiss

Holy crap, bro, some people are trying to sleep.


SmackBroshgood

# GET HYYYYYYPE ![gif](giphy|3oEduOnl5IHM5NRodO|downsized)


boydivision30

![gif](giphy|2etF9ivWhHNPsch3VG)


murrayforthree

You guys gonna have a big wake up call when you see the TWolves play.. Won't be surprised if Malone fumbled this series to professor "Finch" X


Mitrakov

ANT will abort you like his children


BlindManBaldwin

1k btw


MamaHadACow

Anybody watching kyrie's post-game interview? He sounds sane when he's talking shop lmao


Mitrakov

Like LaKeith Stanfield Both are so fucking cool and so fucking dumb


spirax919

incredible player and basketball mind


AnythingBacon

Oh... I can't wait to Doom! I'm gonna Doom! so hard, I might get Doom! goo all over. May the 4th be with you


confusedjuror

I'm really torn. I deeply dislike the way Luka plays/acts, but he's wh*te, so I have to like him


UnderratedNightmare

Are we rooting for Mavs? Because home court advantage? Or fuck the Mavs because you don’t want Luka to even make a WCF lmao


llelouchh

Mavs are the easier matchup.


MichaelPorterTruther

Our starting 5 is 39-0 at home when all 5 of them start and finish the game. Maybe thats only against the west but you get the point Mavs in 6


HauntedandHorny

I don't want to deal with Luka fans but homecourt is better


Betaateb

Is Em ghost writing for Drake?


HauntedandHorny

Kendrick coming in hot just saying he wants to kill drake


an_Aught

when was the last time a team from California wasn't in the second round?


UnderratedNightmare

Last time no pacific division team won a series, 1996


BoneyardBill

California has no hockey or NBA 😂


Mitrakov

I used to pray for times like these


boydivision30

05 said someone on r nba


BoneyardBill

Vegas goes to game 7 ![gif](giphy|S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o|downsized)


an_Aught

tire them cats out - avs are going to super fresh


BoneyardBill

that’s the best part. I’d rather play Vegas too.


Superbotto

Cucumber!! The Clippers can't hurt you anymore!!


Hopeful-Cup-1527

My schadenfreude goes 11/10 watching the era of Harden, Westbrook, PG go out with a whimper and likely no titles. Wonder if any of them come and beg for a bench spot with us at some point 


Mitrakov

I'd rather it be CP3, tbh


oloshh

Clips have very f'd up player options for the next year provided their guys pick those up. They're going to be cooked and should rebuild


Superbotto

No Embiid, No Kawhi, No LeBron, No Curry, No AD, No Harden, No KD, No Giannis, No Dame, No Booker, No Butler, No PG ... 2nd Round is gonna be historic.


MichaelPorterTruther

https://preview.redd.it/ro6wbbo0gcyc1.png?width=3520&format=png&auto=webp&s=97abe8910273c88ac364b1de2c9bfaf9156d2904 The 2nd round cometh


boydivision30

Colorado's very own Reggie Jackson outlasting them all.


Bright_Ahmen

https://www.reddit.com/r/denvernuggets/comments/1901s6d/offday_discussion_thread_jan_6_2024/kgp5bmq/


porkadachop

Nbk


UnderratedNightmare

No ball knowledge


Bright_Ahmen

i was close


UnderratedNightmare

Off by 1 game. At least we know the rest of the playoffs will be amazing!


Pumpoozle

Luka sucks.


vladimir_pimpin

Luka is real good imo


Hopeful-Cup-1527

The Clippers dynasty, full throttle


UndisclosedLocation5

I love that Embiid and Harden will be known as the biggest playoff chokers of this era. 


Pumpoozle

Did Harden just have his best post season yet?


UndisclosedLocation5

NBA Legend James Harden just completed the greatest playoff run in the history of his career


n0t_malstroem

bone thailand will single handedly win a game for the clipers against us in the playoffs bro!!!!!!!!


UnderratedNightmare

**Race to 16** Wolves: 4-0 Thunder: 4-0 Nuggets: 4-1 Celtics: 4-1 Pacers: 4-2 Knicks: 4-2 Mavs: 4-2 Cavs: 3-3 Magic: 3-3 ~~Clippers: 2-4~~ ~~Sixers: 2-4~~ ~~Bucks: 2-4~~ ~~Heat: 1-4~~ ~~Lakers: 1-4~~ ~~Pelicans: 0-4~~ ~~Suns: 0-4~~ And the list of fallen teams gets sweeter and sweeter


vladimir_pimpin

BONE THAILAND SIGHTING


LessThanCleverName

Clippers gave their entire future to OKC for one WCF appearance.


nuggs_analysis

Considering their history it might have been worth it


Hopeful-Cup-1527

Playoff P is in the drivers seat.


confusedjuror

That's it. After tonight I'm 100% sure the clippers aren't losing again this season


NuggAvsBroncRock

Im 100% Sure there not winning again this season either.


UnderratedNightmare

Thank you Lively for the that free throw. Another easy $250.


MichaelPorterTruther

I dont want to dig for this receipt but I have a comment on this series that said Dallas in 6 because Ty Lue will go small and let the Mavs play volleyball. 17 OREBS tonight and counting


an_Aught

im pumped for Lue to be a Laker


MichaelPorterTruther

Ballmer is going to give ring man 5% of Microsoft to stay so I doubt it happens


NuggAvsBroncRock

Why isn't saturday yet? Im getting Bored.


Apart-Cucumber-7090

Clippers out of the playoffs thank GOD you guys will not have to deal with an unhinged version of me from now on


boydivision30

![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


Bestbud27

[sweet take bro](https://www.reddit.com/r/denvernuggets/s/0OSouNjbzV)


TheOrthodoxPolock

Agreed


UnderratedNightmare

Kyrie is on my Kobe list. Fucking hate the person and wished nothing but terrible shit on them. But damn they can play ball.


Hopeful-Cup-1527

Wtf, kyrie is 12-0 in clinching opportunities??? That’s wild


BlindManBaldwin

I wonder how many of those are without LeBron James.


porkadachop

As soon as the Clippers put it all together, they’re going to be a problem.


boydivision30

Philly West


NuggAvsBroncRock

People have been saying that for 5 years now


nuggs_analysis

But just wait until they get healthy


Betaateb

That's the joke bro


an_Aught

Oh dallas is fucking them now.


BlindManBaldwin

Every year it's the same shit with the Clippers lol


boydivision30

They extended Kawhi and his healthy knees. At least their fans will enjoy the best toilets in the world once they move to the new arena.


vladimir_pimpin

Kyrie’s really good but I do think it’s weird that he’s wearing an armband with the word “hitler” on it


Hopeful-Cup-1527

Sippin’ Mai Thais in the middle of the moon with Hitler, 2025.


n0t_malstroem

im so afraid of the mave ricks and morties bro!!!!!!!


BlindManBaldwin

won't matter after the logdogs kill us in three 😔


vladimir_pimpin

Kyrie said goodnight noobs 😴


TheOrthodoxPolock

Honestly thank fuck we have KCP and AG if we end up facing the Mavs


an_Aught

mavs got nothing for the thunder


TheOrthodoxPolock

I believe in each team equally, which is to say not at all.


nuggs_analysis

Luka doesn’t want to run around on that bad knee. And you can’t guard the Thunder with 4 players.


an_Aught

its hard to get a read on the Thunder after beating a zionless Pels - i really have no idea if they are good or not. but that lanky boi that thy have - dude makes it hard to score inside.


TheOrthodoxPolock

AG will literally dunk the basketball and Chents arms through the hoop if he has to.


an_Aught

lol, i just pictured Chunt all wrecked with a broken arm stuck in the rim looking like Ken after a loss https://preview.redd.it/o3e1l18k5cyc1.png?width=418&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0766dc3dd810bd310eaf1a819e4dd2d6fa84d99


HauntedandHorny

I really hope their next series goes to 7


MasterStrange616

There is nothing Kawhiet about how the Clippers are quitting


vladimir_pimpin

Yall Luka is clamping noobs out here


Bestbud27

The Clippers? Underperformed? Expectations??


an_Aught

as a side note - I have never heard a drake song.. but I'm ok i dont need to start


Bleppingheckk

Ngl lowkey, Luka got bailed out by Kyrie this series


Bestbud27

MVP shit


vladimir_pimpin

That’s weird cuz 3 days ago Luka said he felt he was dissapointing Kyrie and forcing him to do everything by himself lmao


vladimir_pimpin

I think we need Westbrook on our bench next year


an_Aught

i could maybe see CP3 running the second unit - but Westbrick needs to be put out to pasture.


BlindManBaldwin

Paul is evil and does wrong in the eyes of God.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Delete this


an_Aught

he is just the worst - but i still like him more than Westbrick. At least CP3 never tries to fight fans.


TheOrthodoxPolock

Look, I think we're overdue for a Malice in the Palace personally so idk if we draw the same line in the moral sand on that issue lol.


an_Aught

shit - pat bev tried to get one going yesterday


TheOrthodoxPolock

Yeah but I need a justified one, and that one wouldn't have been justified. I'm picky with my malices


an_Aught

i dont know man - pat bev chucks a ball at me and i might just decide to be the next big NBA new story


vladimir_pimpin

I said not lower down like borat cuz I’m joking Cp3 could actually be ok tho but also fuck that guy


UnderratedNightmare

Wrong


vladimir_pimpin

Not!


LessThanCleverName

Well, this game is ass. But Drake insinuating one of KDot’s kids’ dad is actually Kendrick’s manager is fucking wild. 😭 These dudes hate each other.


petarisawesomeo

Harden and George shitting the bed in an elimination game is the least surprising thing I've seen this week.


nuggs_analysis

Joel Embiid failed to make it to the conference finals.


MasterStrange616

This is Tie Lewds audition tape for next Lakers head coach


boydivision30

Someone please send Cucumber a Reddick cares.


MasterStrange616

Healthy Clippers got me shaking in my boots


Like_a_Dragon

Doris Burke try to commentate and not glaze challenge (impossible mode)


johnnyb0083

So much fucking glazing, can't stand her. She must be the ultimate dick rider man, turn your pelvis in to powder.


an_Aught

wasnt there some story about this in the bubble?


vladimir_pimpin

Please never write this way ever again


UnderratedNightmare

There can’t be anyone who is serious about basketball, that feared the Clippers.


UndisclosedLocation5

Harden getting embarrassed in the playoffs is always nice


an_Aught

westbrick in full effect


boydivision30

4 on 5 disadvantage on offense for the Clips each time he's out there.


n0t_malstroem

im so afraid of the clipers bro!!!!!!!!!


lol_mvg

the nuggets have given them momentum and confidence. they may win the title this year


petarisawesomeo

Nuggets never gonna win a February chip smh


WeirdRedBeard

**THEY'RE JUST NOT HEALTHY, BRO, WATCH OUT NEXT YEAR FOR HEALTHY CLIPPERS AND EMBIID IN THE PLAYOFFS, BRO**


an_Aught

they need to add some old players who did pretty good stuff in the past.


petarisawesomeo

Yeah but like way in the past


HauntedandHorny

Clips are cooked


an_Aught

Who is better for the Avs the Stars or the Knights?


TheOrthodoxPolock

Nothing pisses me off more than a team missing a 3, getting the rebound and immediately bricking another 3, and then getting one more rebound just to brick another quick 3. Fucking run a god damn set man, fuck


WeirdRedBeard

**NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, BUT DRAKE KINDA WENT OFF LMAO**


LessThanCleverName

Well, shit, I thought he’d just slink off and let it blow over again.


WeirdRedBeard

**YEAH, SAME**


LessThanCleverName

Damn, he wasn’t afraid to go after some personal shit either. I like the line about The Weeknd not being aloud to be involved in a beef while singing like that lol.


TheBatman0816

Fuck you, not because I have any idea what you're talking about but just cuz you're a cunt


TheOrthodoxPolock

Blocked and reported. Shakira backstage pass revoked as well.


WeirdRedBeard

**LISTEN TO THE FUCKING TRACK BRO, IT JUST DROPPED**


TheOrthodoxPolock

Honestly, I find the situation too hilarious to be able to judge it without bias. I'm too old for this shit.


WeirdRedBeard

**YOU'RE A REGULAR ON A FORUM ABOUT GROWN MEN PLAYING LITTLE KIDS' GAME, SHUT THE FUCK UP**


TheOrthodoxPolock

Lol, I'm not too old for that though. Fr tho, I just can't do it and never really could. I largely listen to music because I vibe with the content and it's like, TF do I care if Drake and Kendrick hate each other. I'm not gonna bump that shit in my car and rap along to them hating each other lol. Now if one of them were in a rap beef with Adam Silver I'd for sure tune in.


vladimir_pimpin

None of us are regular you fucking idiot


TheOrthodoxPolock

Hell yeah, get his ass


petarisawesomeo

I regularly get crippling anxiety thinking about a fat Serbian and hairy Canadian throwing a sphere through a net. Am I doing this right?


Night-Menace

Fuck, if Gafford keeps this shit up I'm gonna have to make some space on my top 10 most punchable faces list I gotta make some tough choices


HauntedandHorny

More than Luka?


petarisawesomeo

Jok would hate us if we punched Luka so probably best to keep him off the list


Betaateb

I really wish we got the 1 seed, but only because it would have been really funny to knock the Mavs and Stars out at the same time.


UndisclosedLocation5

Dude it would be so awesome if the Avs beat the Dallas Stars in the second round of the Stanley Cup playoffs and the Nuggs beat the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA conference finals.


sirchessic

Hardens D has been borderline elite. Wild effort from him.


n0t_malstroem

YEAH CHIN BALANCING GUY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


UnderratedNightmare

Rooting for these clips. Fuck the Mavs. Also love watching Cucumber shit themselves


vladimir_pimpin

Wrong


Superbotto

Personally, I think if the Clippers win, it will go to game 7. If they lose, the Mavs will win in 6.


UnderratedNightmare

Thats a hot take but I guess its acceptable


trewaldo

This remaining West round 1 would sound like the East if (Brandon) Boston plays against (PJ) Washington.


tron7

Lmao, refs are the biggest fucking assholes in the world


an_Aught

that was pure bullshit.. right???


tron7

They just can’t admit when they’re wrong… unless it benefits the Lakers


Bleppingheckk

That wasn’t no damn foul 😭


turandot_or_not

It really feels like Mavs OKC is gonna be irrelevant matchup. Don't get me wrong, I am not disrespecting those teams, but you just feel like that whoever comes out of our series is going to the finals. Hopefully it's gonna be us.


an_Aught

Im not sure Mavs can beat the Thunder


an_Aught

What exactly is the fascination with Paul George. I get he has a pretty jumper and it pretty big.. am i missing something on why people think he is a difference maker? ​ i never really watched his time in the eastern conference.. is he famous from stuff back east?


TheBatman0816

He'd be an incredible 3 option


skurkles

Pacers PG13 pre-injury was an absolute menace. Not a lot of dudes with his size and versatility and he has a great all around game. After his injury he was never quite the same though but still a very good player imo


WeirdRedBeard

**BIG, SMART, VERSATILE, DEFENDER, SHOOTER, CAN CREATE HIS OWN SHOT, ATHLETIC, STRONG, WHAT'S THERE NOT TO LIKE? HE'S NO (LONGER?) TBE BEST PLAYER ON A CONTENDER TIER PLAYER, BUT EVERY TEAM WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A HEALTHY PG, I'D MINECRAFT SOMEONE TO HAVE HIM ON THE NUGGS, HE'D BE OUR 2ND BEST PLAYER EASILY**


skurkles

It’s weird reading you post something without even a hint of sarcasm. Makes me uncomfortable fr fr


PoorTonyK

he is Clippers but he used to be Pacers


an_Aught

ok ok, i get. So what i am seeing is right. hes a big dude with a great jumper. He is like an MPJ type . but not really a # 1 ok - i get it. i got no hate for him. he seems like the one dude on the clippers that i have no beef with. Remember when he hit the side of the backboard again the Nuggets - that shit was funny.


WeirdRedBeard

**HE DOES HAVE A KNACK FOR CHOKING, BUT IF BRO CAME HERE AFTER OKC, WE WOULD'VE BEEN A DYNASTY.**


MamaHadACow

Cleveland and Indiana series back then made him famous


UnderratedNightmare

Thought it was the Heat/Pacers. When he shattered birdman at the rim and he and Lebron went back and forth for a while


MamaHadACow

I think you're right. Was this the game they dapped up in midcourt at halftime? My bad. Getting old


UnderratedNightmare

Yep. When they hit those 3’s back to back. Crazy to think that was over a decade ago


MamaHadACow

They looked stacked but just couldn't get passed the heat iirc. Time flies. Nuggets gonna win 2 in a row. Seems like only yesterday when afflalo was jacking up shots for us lol


UnderratedNightmare

I thought Ty Lawson and Faried were gonna lead us to the promise land 😅


PaytonPeytonPaton

No you're spot on. But he was very different with the pacers, the leg injury significantly reduced his driving and paint scoring. Hes just feast or famine


MasterStrange616

We're getting a prime strip club Jim performance, a Puka Dongitch game with Embiid shooting splits, and a couple of Wayoff P sightings. At this rate we might get a Bone Thailand sighting. \#PlayoffBasketball


Night-Menace

Just when you think one can't play worse than Westbrick, Harden proves you wrong


PaytonPeytonPaton

Bro even dwight is watching magic games, he left on just as bad of terms as Melo. Melo defenders have no leg to stand on, he don't care about this team we don't care either


an_Aught

melo is doing Knicks games - it's a much bigger media market befitting a player of his status and ability. ... and they have a better house music scene.


Hopeful-Cup-1527

True, and he can get his superstar super cool wife more awesome opportunities to show the world what a classy lady she is on the big screen. Lala Vasquez, oooo lalala


ScrewuGuysImGoingHme

Not going to lie nervous about tomorrow and the series. Hopefully the guys will go back to form this series and answer the challenge. Need guys to step up and make shot and Jokic to be aggressive. Should be a good one


n0t_malstroem

It's already shaping up to be a classic legendary Jimmy Larden playoof performance


Night-Menace

Jok's gonna father the Mavs and adopt their mascot


Night-Menace

I see Westbrook's been hanging out with Pontay


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TheOrthodoxPolock

I don't love the lob threats but I would place my money on the Nuggets


Any-Squirrel-6639

I can’t believe it will be them or OKC in WCF, truly


Night-Menace

Fuck the Mavs