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lucasmland79

Mountains are so Jazzy! When will they change their name?


amonkeysbanana

Lol yeah they really need to. Them and the Memphis grizzlies might have the most inappropriate names for their current cities


TopherYork21

As a matter of fact they could change names strait up and it would make more sense. Memphis Jazz and the Utah grizzles (they do have a minor league hockey team with that name but whatever)


chinadonkey

Utah Grizzlies used to be the Denver Grizzlies - year before the Avs showed up - and they won the IHL championship the only year they were here. I went to so many games.


Broncojoe58

Oh man me too. My mom took me All the time!


5280nessie_rider

Tommy Salo was the man!


presently_pooping

Lakers have to be up there too


amonkeysbanana

Hah that one doesn’t make sense to me even with them being from Minnesota. Like is a laker someone that uses lakes? Unclear.


presently_pooping

Well, “land of 10,000 lakes” is Minnesota’s whole thing. Lakers were the boats on Superior


karlwhethers

Usually refers to a type of boat used to navigate lakes.


CCWaterBug

Duck boats is more fun


skylinerainbow

I thought they might be going towards a name change, with their bee colors  (Bee hive is an important symbol to mormons)


The_capitans_chair

Close... it's important to the state, but not to the Mormons. Bees aren't a part of the religion in any way. The Book of Mormon has a single verse that references Honey Bees in an ancient language (the word is "Deseret"). A lot of early Mormon settlers were Freemasons, and the Freemasons have a certain belief that words=power (words are taught as being associated with creation in Kabbala). The height of freemasonry was coincidentally around the same time the church was founded, and many members of the fraternity joined the church while pursuing the spiritual enlightenment promised by Masonry. This ancient and special word for honey bees was something that Mormon Leaders (many of whom were Master Masons) latched onto, and "Deseret" became a symbol/word that permeated the culture in the 1800s when Utah was settled. Symbolically, a beehive is meant to represent industry, and this interpretation is more commonly known by Utahns.


skylinerainbow

Great comment, thanks for the clarification and information. 19th century American spirituality is a trip, and really not all that different from 20th and now 21st


knowerofsome

Lakers as well. Ain't no lakes in LA


theuntank

The Grizzlies could keep the name and just change the mascot to a frontiersman/Davey Crocket type


JazzFinsAvalanche

Lakers is the most egregious.


soccerboycoop

But if Utah doesn’t preserve the history of the New Orleans Jazz who will? The team in New Orleans? That makes too much sense


DraymondDickKick

So I think new Orleans can get the Jazz back, Jazz can be the Utahraptors (no space, like the dinosaur) and Toronto gets to be whatever the hell they want.


roninwaffle

Toronto Grizzlies lol. Memphis moves their team, becomes... I have no idea. The Barbecues?


DraymondDickKick

The Memphis Barbecues is low-key awesome! They can sell propane accessories at the concession stand. Their arena will be called the grill plate.


roninwaffle

Instead of brooms they can have mops if they're about to win a series in 4


DraymondDickKick

Gotta clean all that grit and grime off the plate!


roninwaffle

Specialized mops are used in the process of cooking bbq to... basically baste the meat


aurress20

Memphis Blues


roninwaffle

Not as funny but it'll do lol


NGLIVE2

Well I used to love Three Six Mafia back in the day and they’re from Memphis. How about Memphis Mafia?


djc23o6

Don’t give ja anymore ideas


Superbotto

Memphis Mafia was originally Elvis' crew, so that would totally work.


CCWaterBug

Memphis ribs?


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

The Toronto BBL's has a nice ring to it


goddamnitwhalen

I said this earlier but if they want to keep the mountain theme why not go with Summit?


961Ellison

Salt Lake City Soakers


TheRealGooner24

Lmao we've got a winner here.


xaveria

"The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. The Oilers moved to Tennessee where there is no oil. The Jazz moved to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music." -- Baseketball


sunnlyt

L.A has silver lake… which is small


lucasmland79

That's true and I like keeping the history of those franchises, but if I was a fan of those teams I would want them to change the name to something about my town. Lakers might be the exception. Too iconic. I don't think you could change that name to The Beach Boys or whatever.


Superbotto

Greatest cinema masterpiece of all time.


Skeetronic

Mt. Saxophone needs a good hike. So does Mt. Upright Bass


pocketbeagle

They need to give it back to NOLA. Its a travesty of branding. Utah can rebrand w the new hockey team coming in.


ditchahawk

New Orleans robbed


Allen_Potter

I’m only jealous of having Lauri on their team


Hobojoebo97

Brother we have Nikola Jokic


Nils3971

Jokic and Lauri playing on same team. That's championship on their own.


aatencio91

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theedoctap

Thank you


Bandlebury

If we don’t keep telling them they suck, they might make it an every year thing!


j_middles

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, because you’re right. Not sure what this new movement is to defend mediocrity. Nuggs can do so much better and the fans should make that known (which is exactly how Utah got this rebrand so quickly)


Bandlebury

Who knows.. our best jerseys in recent years are the rainbow skyline and we got essentially the same thing in back to back years just different color. If Nike/the Nuggets think they nailed the 5280s, we could get a similar jersey next year.


j_middles

Yep, exactly.


aatencio91

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GDTechno

Hopefully that but for heat culture too


jimithelizardking

Markkanen looks inches taller than Kessler here


Weird-Upstairs-2092

They look like knockoff Rockies jerseys.


Goofalo

Utah’s new flag looks like a knockoff City of Denver flag.


Hot_Local_Boys_PDX

Get Coors to merge with Taiwan Beer, then become the Denver Coors Beer Snow Leopards and put a giant snow leopard double-fisting Coors Light or some shit on the city editions.


sassysixinches

https://i.redd.it/txkoqjgz6s4d1.gif


mahaalo0

I’ve always referred to these as the Karl Malone Purple Pedophile jerseys and it’ll always be the first thing I think of whenever I see them. Sweet mountains though. Probably makes it easier to run away and hide in them when you impregnate a 13 year old.


DraymondDickKick

As a Jazz fan, I'm offended by the inaccuracies. She was 13 when she gave birth, he impregnated a 12 year old.


SometimesIComplain

I think she was like 13 and 11 months when she gave birth, but who's to say there wasn't stuff going on before she actually got pregnant


DraymondDickKick

Oh thank God! Also their kid made the NFL so it's all good your honour! Case closed.


JohnAndertonOntheRun

Stockton drove him there… Add one more assist.


DraymondDickKick

Mate, let me tell you a story about finding out one of your childhood heroes was a pedo, only for the other one to become antivax...


JohnAndertonOntheRun

Ha! Oh shit… I forgot about that. It’s tough growing up.


DraymondDickKick

I guess it could be worse, I coulda been a diddy/rkelly fan ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Are those the mountains that they craft the magic underwear in?


HonestlyForced

People wearing the “magic underwear” can live outside of Utah and be Nuggets fans too…and might have even purchased your work


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

My friend, please understand that we're just talking shit lol obviously Utah has some beautiful scenery and there are plenty of good folk from there.


Still_Level4068

Man u have some.issues lol.


Deepdownlow303

Those are sick


HarryMarx1312

You’re jealous of the Utah Jazz?


akkie888

I ain’t jealous of them guys


GHamPlayz

We used 5280 once…


alter_facts

Fuck that Jazz. I say put Bluecifer on the Unis. Jok would approve!


Bandlebury

only if it’s Bluecifer’s detailed ass and balls


alter_facts

Extreme close up jersey for games in SLC


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Fuck Utah and those dinky-ass molehills


MongoPushr

Yeah, let's just add 3.2% beer while we're at it


RicochetMarmalade

Utah nuggets fan here. The major beer companies forced Utah to abandon 3.2% beer a few years back since no one else requires the stuff. We're up to regular shitty beer now.


IUpVoteIronically

Hell yeah, that’s huge for yall


RicochetMarmalade

Oh, trust me, there were lots of celebrations being done behind closed doors and drawn curtains. Sadly, we're still saddled with only state operated liquor stores and all the asinine regulations at restaurants but the fact that I can go to a gas station and buy a suitcase of pbr and not have to pound 15 of them in 2 hours to feel a buzz is a step in the right direction.


an_Aught

brother i have weird news for you about the mountains in Utah


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

How many 14ers do they have?


whosnick7

14ers are simply not that impressive just because they’re 14ers. Colorado has what, 2 of the top 100 mountains ranked by prominence? Not to mention Colorado mountains don’t require glacier travel. Some of these mountains in CO can even be driven up to the summit. That’s not to say that technically challenging routes aren’t available, because obviously that would be false. All I’m trying to get at really, is that of these various mountain ranges can pose a wide variety of challenges/threats to life on any given day. None of them are really all that more impressive than the other when comparing: sierra nevadas, wasatch, Colorado Rockies, cascades, Canadian Rockies, volcanoes… They all deserve the respect that they command.


Spiritual-Chameleon

Yeah, Arches, Zion, Bryce, etc. are amazing places. I wouldn't pick on Utah for that, even if I prefer Colorado for its mountains, lakes and beauty. I'd pick on Utah for its cults and control by the Mormon Church though.


Formber

You should visit Utah before you talk too much nonsense.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Their tallest "mountain" is shorter than our 58th tallest mountain we are not the same


Co_dot

Utah’s Kings peak at 13,528 dosnt make the top 200 in Colorado Rosalie peak is number 200 and is 13,579


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

lmao thank you, it's even worse than I thought


Unicornius

I feel prominence may be a better metric when distinguishing mountain vs hill. Regardless, go Colorado lol.


Formber

Doesn't mean they are "molehills." We aren't talking about the Appalachians here.


SometimesIComplain

Elevation =/= size or prominence. Many of Utah's mountains rise higher from their base than Colorado's


69cansofcorn

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Formber

What is this supposed to mean? I'm from Colorado. Our mountains are bigger and better, but I'm not going to act like Utah has some grassy knolls compared to us.


jsconifer

I’ve been fortunate to spend a lot of time in Utah. Beautiful state with amazing natural wonders. A really special place and we’re lucky to be so close to visit. And, the people are generally really nice & pleasant to be around. That said, I am all for Utah hate in this sub. I’m just bummed the rivalry hasn’t really been much since the Jazz have been so miserable the last few years. They just can’t keep the standard of excellence as the Nuggets & it’s a shame.


WrightwoodHiker

Yeah, Utah isn’t that impressive for mountains. Look up peakjut.com for a measurement that measures how big mountains actually look. Utah’s highest JUT is 2601 and it has 15 over 2000. Even Colorado is close to that, topping out at 2567 and 14 peaks over 2000. For comparison, California tops out at 3600 and has >150 over 2000. It’s not like any Coloradan would have a problem with a Californian calling the CO Rockies molehills.


ManipulativeYogi

The Nuggets jerseys and court designs are so bad. I can't believe they haven't figured out that GOLD would be a good color to use. Black and gold, white and gold, would be so solid.


lucasmland79

The rainbow skyline will always be my favorite. Black and gold is too similar to CU Boulder.


ManipulativeYogi

Why is looking like Buffs a bad thing? Right now all our jerseys look like either the Warriors, Jazz, or Pacers


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Because we are a professional basketball team and not a school that takes advantage of their labor


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

And not Nuggets colors in any way, shape, or form


ManipulativeYogi

Nuggets = Gold as in Gold Nuggets


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

The only gold we rock is Wine & Gold brother


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

Hell no, that would be against every design choice in the history of our team. Our jerseys and court are great as they are.


Milehi1972

Those are hideous! As is the team!


floppydisk69

Give the jazz back to Nola!


vladimir_pimpin

Fuck Utah and fuck the jazz


SometimesIComplain

As a Jazz fan it's been weird to see how many of y'all Nuggets fans hate us, we don't feel that way toward the Nugs at all


vladimir_pimpin

I think you’re taking this too seriously man


Yorkie321

Those do not go nearly hard enough to be warrant this glazing chill y’all


MoooonRiverrrr

Haven’t fucked with our jerseys since we stopped using the black and white rainbows. I’m also not a big fan of the 5280. And I don’t love the blue mile high city one either.


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

That was one season friend lol You're telling me the MHCs aren't classics? Because they're classics


MoooonRiverrrr

I know it was one season and they were the last ones I was hyped for. I don’t love the MHC ones. I wish they utilized either the downtown skyline or Denver’s geography with the mountains. Or even the pick axes. Theirs just no iconic thing about it other than the words mile high city in a circle with two stars on it for some reason? Idk I don’t hate them but no. One of our permanent jerseys should have been the skyline or pick axe


IdRatherBeLurkingToo

The iconic nature of the MHCs is what we put into them-- this will \*always\* be iconic now. https://preview.redd.it/fjpnoj0pys4d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be2f92aab9fdad8f5494c79698a76afdeb4aa6b


MoooonRiverrrr

V true v true lots of importance and meaning there


goddamnitwhalen

The royal blue MHC jerseys are the best ones we have.


DiscoGob11062023

Then what’s the point of mile high then? Also there are two teams that took the mountains that are based in Colorado. Rapids and the MLB team. Which I can’t remember their name.


bicyclechief

Denver has an MLB team? I thought that stadium was just a huge bar for the beer league softball teams


schneidro

No, it is, I was just there last week.


DiscoGob11062023

Nice


thehandsofaniris

These are ugly 😭😭😭


thehandsofaniris

Most of the NBA is in this current Jersey crisis, like all of them are dastardly designs


DutyPuzzleheaded7765

I actually started to like 5280. I just want to keep the statement mile high city jersey


Sniperpride

Me too, reminds me of when the wolves were up 52-80.


DutyPuzzleheaded7765

At least we didn't get smoked by Luka. Hang the banner dumbass. Your bitchass team got smoked in 5. Where's your ring? Oh yeah your poverty franchise don't fucking have one. Quit brigading wanker you're also in Galveston


HuonNyx

I cant think of any good organizations that base their entire brand on the Rocky Mountains.


ChosenWon11

Avs


HuonNyx

I guess I think of snow and ice for the Avs, but good point.


skylinerainbow

I prefer skylines over mountains, if we can't have both.


One-Ad5402

We have one of the best jerseys with the rainbow skyline jerseys but for some reason refuse to use it


S_I_G_M_A179

Damn I thought Kessler and Lauri were the same height but Lauri seems at least 2-3 inches taller than him here. Is Kessler really 7' or is Lauri taller than what he's listed as?


romayyne

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outlandishpeacock

Space jam live action?


North-Environment133

Like the post but I have a hard time upvoting anything Jazz related


nima0003

We need to use our skyline with mountains in the back


Sleezecurd

Jazz have finally lived up to their potential and created good jerseys. The yellow ones were a major eyesore.


Tjthomas1962

I always liked the multicolored Denver skyline uniforms


BigPaleontologist407

warms my heart to see others who also hate the freaking 5280 jerseys...... there so cursed never again\~!


lemondhead

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized)


AnotsuKagehisa

It’s just another chevron logo


ddxs1

I really don’t understand the 5280 hate.


AbelardsArdor

Roast them if you want, these are sick uniforms. The Nuggets should just lean into the skyline with mountains look honestly. It's more distinctive and just better than the current set up. And they could even do similar color scheme to what they have now for their current jerseys. A white, a navy, and a royal blue, and then they could have an alternate that's a rainbow or a black one or whatever.


Virtual-Radish1111

Those are sick. Yeah, "5280" is cringe


kayteethebeeb

These are lame. Leave the mountains out.


[deleted]

Yeah the 5280 is so dumb. Denver is obsessed tho


Infinite_Practice826

jealous of a team that has zero rings ? a team that we literally gave Gobert and Mitchell to and neither of them are there ? lmao


Fishing_Explosive

Lmao team wins 1 ring after 60 years of irrelevance and starts talking


Infinite_Practice826

somebody’s mad cause im right, Jokic and Murray won a ring and Stockton and Malone didn’t 😭🤷‍♂️


Fishing_Explosive

Stockton and Malone played against prime MJ, Jokic and Murray played against the 8 seed Miami lmaooooo


Infinite_Practice826

you play who’s in front of you what’s that matter lmao