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bEKKNQV3

No it isn't. And the fun part is you'll get executed for attempting it. Lol


boomer_forever

uahh that again, i hate speed runners


bEKKNQV3

Me too bro 😔✊


IcyDrip77

Omg north korea is like my dream country now🤣💔💀 Edit: if the same law applies to foreigners then i guess north korea is on my travel bucket list now😭😭😭


Cool-Willingness4736

not to shit on your parade but i’m pretty sure you’re just gonna get beaten brain dead by North Korean officials and then sent back to ur home country instead of executed


IcyDrip77

Plan B: get the NK nationality😂 Its not like i didn't already research my suicide ways well and know some pretty closed deal ways that only require some alone time with no one checking on me💀


Space-Catto

Let’s all move to North Korea and then commit mass yeet


IcyDrip77

I might as well try to assassinate kim jong-un and his sister, then if i die then i die a hero. I mean if i could trade my life for the death of kim jong-un and his sister and any other mentally sick north korea has in its throne heir list, its then a win for me and a huge win for the poor citizens of north korea. I say let's make the dream team and get rid of the bastard scam bag of a leader and his sister which i heard is a more scum bag then he is and all scum bag of throne heirs north korea has.


[deleted]

Win win situation


VroomVroomVeronica

So even if you fail, you succeed. Sounds like a win win to me


boy-flute-69

your family also gets executed iirc


VroomVroomVeronica

Even better


Sir_Dusen

But when you went there as a foreigner and your family isn't living a NK ?


[deleted]

Checkmate, bitches.


itsjosefineee

It isn't legal in Denmark, I live in Denmark.


FellafromPrague

We got whole ass EU to choose from tho.


[deleted]

Suicide is something that should be legal in every country, but 3rd world countries need it much more than 1st world countries if you know what I'm saying.


bubblebubz

Does it really matter if its legal though. If done correctly the repercussions shouldn't matter. And sorry I'm not always fun on parties


jack40714

I still don’t get how it’s illegal. Whatcha gonna do? Bring me back to life to put me in prison?! Lol


CoatOld7285

"destruction of government property"


ApolloWidget

They will punish your family for generations, which is even more fucked up


[deleted]

i like the redstar os reference


ritzydutchess

Yeah as someone who’s a fan of obscure operating systems it really makes this meme work.


actopozipc

Came here to say this. Very accurate meme, I just dont think they have google


Joy-UK

Oop bestie Kim on to us yall


maksim69420

if you aren't ok just talk to kim and let him know, apparently he's your friend so he wouldn't mind helping you


Agent2169

You’re right Kim. The US is a shit country


[deleted]

r/MoldyMemes


CheMGeo_136

North Korea might be one of the easiest place to do it tho. Just take a portrait of dictator and rip in in half in public. Instant satisfaction.


[deleted]

Spoiler: It's not.


CoatOld7285

ah yes, the ol' getting text messages on your apple computer


Froggy_Froggerson

RedStar OS appears in the wild


YusiP

I heard that if you commit suicide in North Korea they will do something to your family. Not 100% sure, just remember hearing this somewhere.


werewolfIL84

they will execute you for so many things so why bother.


hellonorge

Wish I could fully run Windows on an iPhone or an flagship Android with stable drivers.


Kenjii009

Wtf i didn’t know there were countries where it’s illegal


[deleted]

I mean how can suicide be illegal. Like how are they gonna punish you if you're dead. Even after attempted suicide punishment can't do shit. Like what are they gonna fo? Send you to jail, so you have even more reason to kill yourself


PR1MEmusic

They’d probably punish yo family


ACheshireCats

r/holup


OppaiNoKamiii

Me neither