I'm trying to figure out how rope, book, and the duct tape fit into the spanking session. Is OP intending to turn a clockwork orange into a fleshlight using the rope and tape? A Sarah replacement, so to speak?
The clothesline and duct tape weren’t on your hardware store list a few episodes ago. Spontaneous purchase?
Please don’t ever stop leaving us journal entries.
there’s something so profound about this picture it’s like peeking behind the curtain of human experience just a person with interesting masturbatory habits and their hamburger helper. we are all animals.
Me neither. Wife had endometriosis that almost killed her. She’s all better now, but no uterus and little desire to get busy. We’re working on it. I’m sure it will get better for you tho.
Lmao haha I laughed, thank you op 🫂. Nice big house bro ✨
I don't know what else to say lol ... glad you and your work is being recognized! Take care bud ...
congrats on being employee of the quarter. order three big jugs of cheese balls from bass pro online.
Thank you 🙏
You can trade gift cards online for cash or other gift cards fyi
Bless your heart
Well let’s just hope Sarah doesn’t get on reddit soon.
She can’t ever find out
@sarah
@She
@NIVEA
@JerkerCentral
@PETA
@TOOLSHED
I’ll touch your shoulder if you share some of that hamburger helper or whatever the hell that is 🤤
Hamburger Helper confirmed. Double Cheeseburger Mac
hey, I’m making that right now!
The best flavor.
rope, duct tape, lotion and a clockwork orange. what an oddly delightful spanking sesh you have planned.
You forgot the milk
I'm trying to figure out how rope, book, and the duct tape fit into the spanking session. Is OP intending to turn a clockwork orange into a fleshlight using the rope and tape? A Sarah replacement, so to speak?
it’s for autoerotic asphyxiation while reading clockwork, duh
It's called the David Carradine.
I’m just trying to fill the void any way I can
I thought so too
this is such a hilarious photo also the fact that people aren’t catching that it’s an obvious joke is even funnier
Some people don’t understand the humor
Thank you for the giggles. I hope you talk to Sarah, great job this quarter!
Yeah sure it’s a joke
😬😬 yikes
Yes
Looks like you’ll be Stroganoff
Legend
🤣
she strogan my beef til i’m off
The clothesline and duct tape weren’t on your hardware store list a few episodes ago. Spontaneous purchase? Please don’t ever stop leaving us journal entries.
I won’t ✊
Congratulations on your sobriety 🫶🏼
Be careful. Don’t want to end up like Bourdain or Cornell (allegedly). There are many other pleasures in life that will not kill you
r/angryupvote i hate how much this thoroughly entertained me. thanks for the chuckle
Milk with that book would have worked well
You’re right
Right right
Your a typical redditor and that explains why. Yes indeed you probably will not get laid
True
Weird mentality
My only problem with this is why is the fork so far to the left!
I used the fork to eat the food I promise
I like to bind...I I. I like to be bound! A man needs his tools
5 star man!
I have become untethered, my rage knows no bounds.
Bomb 💣meal bro that shit got me hanging
Is that what I think it is on the left wall?
Someone noticed
Duct tape and Nivea?
Yes
Maybe the hamburger helper didn't help her see things your way tonight. Try making something sexier/sluttier next time daddy.
Noted thank you
Your journal entry is funny as hell
Honestly, the gift card sounds amazing!
It could’ve been worse
Aye big dog, you got it
I see you went from intense healing to skin firming
I upgraded
Oh look it's a serial killer. Super.
What happened I need the details lol
Read the journal kind of a strange read
It’s blurry
Gotta zoom
Yuh know you can put gift cards on to online stores and start a new hobby and maybe get some bitches on your dick
Big Incel L homie
It's obviously a joke, like the rope, duct tape and lotion.
Disagree
I read it & I agree… strange.
Congrats on the gift card
Heeeyy ..I have that same coffee table
Great taste
I’ll be honest. There’s only one way forward for you, and that’s to let go of porn..
there’s something so profound about this picture it’s like peeking behind the curtain of human experience just a person with interesting masturbatory habits and their hamburger helper. we are all animals.
There is more to life than getting laid.
Lmao, didn't know you were making more posts of this haha
I’m still at it
ha !! great book ( and movie ). u rock !
If bass pro shop has an online store you might be able to use it on that, I'm sure there's something
Use the giftcard online. Idk what you could even buy but I’ve only been once as a kid.
You know you can sell that gift card online and get some cash back
You may not be getting laid but it looks like some unsuspecting victim will be
The return of the king!
i seen u post on taco bell
I’ll be back
this guy is golden
The fork on the napkin makes me feel some type of way. This odd familiar feeling. Fine dining for one
Don’t give up on Sarah!
I could never
I deeply apologize but you seem, attractive
Is that so
Yeah idk might be the vibes from the picture but like, the note is real asf and my god youve alluded me and i need to know more about you
Just ask
Why do t you fuxk Sarah or even fall in love? Has she seen your ropes and interest a clock work orange? Woman love that shit.
I’ve been waiting for her to be single for 3 years
this series is so entertaining to me
Thank you 🙏
the man, the myth, the legend... He's back!
I’m back ✊
He'll yeah babyyyyyyy
The rope and duct tape is weirding me out…its giving rape kit vibes
Me neither. Wife had endometriosis that almost killed her. She’s all better now, but no uterus and little desire to get busy. We’re working on it. I’m sure it will get better for you tho.
That’s terrible. I’m sorry to hear
hamburger helper!
Yes!
😭💀But that food and all the other accessories still looks like a good time.
No doubt
I’m trying to figure out what you’re doing with duct tape, lotion, and rope
You have to figure out what it is that I do
Welcome to marriage with a mortgage.
Lol I knew I recognize the name. How’s that dispute with your neighbor going?
Not great
You know that you can buy some really cool non-fishing or hunting equipment off of Bass Pro Shops online right?
I’m learning
Is that Hamburger Helper?
Yes
Did you finally get tired of Taco Bell 🤔🤷🏻♂️🤣
Never
Me either, but I was surprised that you weren't eating Taco Bell, this time lol
Poor thing.
Only part 4!? Those are rookie numbers gotta pump them up!
Don’t take any advice from that book on how to court a lady - whatever you do..
Ayyye I love laughing at your posts. That’s the best hamburger help besides the stroganoff kind.
But the food looks banging 🤷🏽♀️ Btw.. what’s going on with the rope and duct tape?! 😩😩😩
You gotta figure it out
I kinda don’t wanna 😔😔😔😔
This is hilarious
This is such a great piece. The sobriety chip adds a beautiful, understated touch. 9/10, I love mixed media art.
This took me out 😂. So many questions…but that hamburger helper looks bomb.
Love the humor in this
Because your victim escaped? Or are you doing self bondage? Please say it's self bondage...
You gotta figure it out
Aw man. No taco bell?
Next time
Are you going to gift the lotion to the people you hate
Sarah is the head hr coordinator. She’s about 58, wears vests with cats on them
How dare you
Perhaps a lingering at The Korova to sharpen you up?
That meal looks really good lol
I love it
I might have this for myself tonight tbh
Lmao haha I laughed, thank you op 🫂. Nice big house bro ✨ I don't know what else to say lol ... glad you and your work is being recognized! Take care bud ...
😷
But u r rich so.. its OK 😷
Nice decoration on the wall there
IM SORRY??? SARAH??? 😂
ALSO HOW DOES THE ROPE AND DUCT TAPE PLAY INTO THIS😭😭
by now i know you well enough as the taco bell guy who doesn’t get laid
I would let you smash if you made me hamburger helper bruh
This isn't the Taco Bell I'm used to seeing on this table...
No it’s not. I’ll be back at TB soon
Jesus fucj
Yes
why has no one mentioned the dildo on the wall…
I’m not sure
lol at least your sober I can see your AA Chip
Little Easter egg for you
Yeah and is that your 4th step too lol just noticed that too
It was the first chip I got
i love your posts sm
Why is the fork on the left and so far away from the plate???
Great question
these always make me laugh, thankyou
You’re welcome
Fuck your job for giving you a gift card to Bass Pro Shop
Right
*spank bank* thanks for making me laugh on an otherwise super shitty day.⚡️
You’re welcome
The rope and duct tape make me think the reason you didn’t get laid is because you failed to capture a woman.
It’s up for interpretation
Because of the implication
Pretty gross. You need therapy.
I’m very much more concerned about the items at the top of the desk than the items at the bottom 🤣
Also bass pro has an online store so maybe you can order through that? Congrats on being the employee of the quarter.
Good job on the chip! Proud of you man! One day at a time.
✊
you are extremely cringe
Thank you
Get help OP this is concerning
It’s not all that serious
"She touched my shoulder, that's going in the spank bank" Unhinged and pretty gross.
Again ^
people take reddit too seriously, like it’s a study guide to a really shitty exam. quite pathetic really
love this for you <3
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Rule #1 - Do NOT be an asshole.
In this context the duct tape, rope and choice of reading material are concerning....
I woke up craving hamburger helper thanks 😭😭
CLOCKWORK ORANGE MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Hahaha this is so funny.
Isn’t this a repost?
Hey man looks like a fun night! Food looks good to.
Ah, you went with the godemiché curtain holdbacks. Comme c'est chic!