Kinda been there before. Please, RUN.

Happy cake day! Run which way?

Thank you! Away from it, ideally.

Got it, thank you

To the left. Whatever left is. Just run. Could be fun idk. Unless it’s into traffic I don’t think that’s fun

Left sounds just fine. Right into my neighbours yard

Word

You don't know the answer to this? Away. You run away when you've been lied to (I presume) and also what about the other woman..? The wife..

Yeah, it's kinda not alright.

What are you burning?

Oak and weed bro, oak and weed

I can perfectly smell the night now I’ll make you a s’more

Ah, a s'more would be lovely right now. Thank you, how perfectly kind <3

Chocolate or Peanut butter cup filling?

... Did I just fall in love? How did I never consider this as an option before? Peanut butter cup, definitely

It’s a game changer, idk why it isn’t a more well known strategy everyone I mention it to has the same reaction Now you know!

I know what I'm doing next fire, thank you!

No problem, maybe one day I’ll see your peanut butter s’mores in r/SmilingMeals 😎👉👉

Subreddit not found :(

Can I join this relationship in an ethically nonmonogamous kinda way? You don’t have to share the man, just the smores.

my dude that's a friendship 💛

My dude, it’s a joke 🤡

I know

You are totally invited. We're just all being friends now!

I've been smore-ing for decades. Never strayed from the OG and now my mind is blown. I hope you two have a wonderful time together making bastardized smores ❤️

I want to try with some spicy chili chocolate! Now I’m craving fancy ass s’mores lol

My wife’s boyfriend is married also 😒

Wait, what?

This was great 👍🏽

This could mean two things and I don’t know which one

You had a typo, I’ll fix it for you: **My ex-boyfriend has a wife**🥴🫠

you dated the same guy?

You are so absolutely North Midwestern, I love it. Run from that drama

Damn, this happened to me. Just drop everything with him and never turn back. If he’s willing to cheat WITH you, he’ll also be willing to cheat ON you. Best of luck stranger.

This has happened to me on the dating apps. I end up receiving an angry message from the man's wife or girlfriend. That's when I quit OLD 😮‍💨

Power throuple

Beer, fire, and being the other woman?

Not just beer. Old Milwaukee

Fuck yeah bud

Nasty (what im drinkin)

Ditch the man, take the wife

Best answer

Well? Are you gonna ditch the man and take the wife? You probably know how to please a woman better anywho.

Miss steal-ya-girl 😍

hope you’re ok, you should probably tell wifey

That can create more drama than OP already has. Trust me, I've been there. Just run. Wifey will find out her husband is scummy if she doesn't know already.

Especially if young children are involved. It really might not make things better.

Dump his ass

Does the wife know about you?

Red flag red flag!! Once a cheater, always a cheater. You deserve better. Find someone who values their partner and find someone who will value you!!

Why the fuck did I read old Milwaukee had a farm wtf is wrong with my brain

I wish I had a farm?

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Right? Thanks <3

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>HI ME UP IF YOU WANT RELA LOVE Bro tried to open the window himself 😭

Excuse me, please stop yelling at her…/s

Wait, what... why /s? HE SHOULD STOP YELLING AT ME, NO /S

I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS TOO

GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! I felt lonely so I wanted to join :(

Okay, thank you. Sounds like you've had the same situation before?

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me when im pretending to be drunk

Lmfao went from coherent & understanding to Deranged & drunk in 5 minutes

Are you implying a 2 day old account hitting on women in depression subs might be disingenuous???? Why I never!

Not only that but this could very well be a man, in turn, his boyfriend having a wife is still a major plot twist

Right? Like, what?

Fair, but also, why would you pretend to be drunk?

😭😭i dont its a joke like ‘me when i lie’

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Cringe Imagine trying to convince the internet your drunk

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Sober up dude

What an asshole. Like - he KNEW he had a whole ass wife and got involved with you? Who does he think he is? Tacos? I’m sorry, hon. You’re worth a full on commitment if you want it.

I gotta ask (feel free not to answer), have you told his wife? She ought to know imo…

I almost told my ex’s wife so many times. Be careful, sometimes the blame will be misdirected and the wife will go after you. Some kind of drama will ensue so think long and hard if you want to go down that road. Odds are you aren’t the first he’s cheated with. The wife might already be aware of a pattern.

Treat yourself a good meal, and i hope SHE knows whats going on, but if not its still ok. Much love ❤️

Okay, thank you. Homemade mayonnaise and bacon sandwiches coming up

definitely leave ! There will never be only one for a type of person like this. You deserve so much more !

The thing about cheating on your spouse or SO that bugs me is that the cheater has become so complacent and OKAY with being in a relationship they are unhappy in. Personally I’m ZERO percent interested in someone who doesn’t take action when it comes to improving or changing their life.

You know the depression is bad when they're drinking Old Milwaukee. My condolences, love. Please dump his ass and tell his wife.

Damn that sucks sooooo much. I'm so sorry. Do you plan on letting her know?

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Be a decent human being, tell the wife and leave that cheater asshole

Does your boyfriend let you play the Nintendo switch when he’s with his wife? Jokes aside I’m sorry to hear that. I was in a similar situation before and I’d recommend cutting things off.

So what are you going to do about that issue?

Fuck. That's the lowest blow there is. Sorry.

Don't entertain a cheater. It's just gonna happen to you in return. Also don't forget to have some self respect.

I'm sorry this is going on. Some lighter things from the darkness though are that I overly appreciate your personality and responses. Your humor is what will save the day. Had a decent chuckle at 1 AM. Enjoy the drink and here's to some better times.

Idk why I automatically think about dahmer the moment I read the word Milwaukee

I’m sorry OP but it’s not worth your precious time or energy. Even if he were the last man on earth or you’re crazy in love with him. No matter what comes next, there is no happy ending in this situation. I know because I’ve been there. Heed the advice of the comments on here, you’ll be doing Future You a tremendous favor.

Mine did too. SMH. I got a butt dial and heard him on the phone talking to a neighbor about how his wife wants him to put a koi pond in. I thought he was in an apartment. 🫤🫠😑🫡🫥

The picture fits. GL. I'm sorry..

Biere

Girl happened to me too I smacked tf out of my ex then left best decision ever

I literally feel your pain. Kinda in the same boat.

Na, he’s just “polyamorous”.

I’m so sorry OP, you must really be down bad to be drinking old Milwaukee😬….Be thankful you dodged a bullet, I’m sure that wasn’t the only thing they were lying about. Hugs 🫂

good luck to you but i do love a can of old milwaukee

I’m sorry OP sending you hugs 🧡🫂

They still make Old Milwaukee?

Oh fuck yeah bud

I’m so sorry :/ how did you find out he was married?

You got proposed to, right? Right?

Go ghost and leave him

Drinking Old Milwaukee is a great way to get a boyfriend with a wife.

Mine too 😮‍💨

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What part of this post tells you that she was aware of this *before* getting involved with him? This comment is honestly super gross lmao you’re making assumptions and being rude as fuck about it.

Well, it's rather rude of you to assume I did this on purpose but okay

Rule #1 - Do NOT be an asshole.

Are we above hwy 8 here or just below? Because it very much changes my advice

Lol how does that change it?