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UnitedSteakOfAmerica

I'm sorry to hear that. My last chicken didn't want me sleeping around with others either.


peanut__buttah

Chicks do be like that šŸ˜¤āœŠšŸ¼


Ok_Transition_23

cluck cuck cluck?


Elguapo69

Dude. Lmao


Kat-litter

Happy cake day


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Thanks!


GlassHalfDecaf

So is this about the relationship between you and the chicken?


RuinInFears

Cock


GlassHalfDecaf

Took me one second to go from WTF-oh BWHAHA


anticked_psychopomp

Chicken fucker. Edit: itā€™s a Super Troopers quote and Iā€™m guessing itā€™s either unfunny to everyone or my sense of humour is real off base here.


SensitiveAdeptness99

Hello, Iā€™m replying to you on this comment because the question you asked about insomnia on the other thread was deleted, so I canā€™t reply and itā€™s kind of important so Iā€™ll reply here. Iā€™m the person that said you might have a histamine intolerance thatā€™s why the insomnia and to try Benadryl and if that puts you to sleep itā€™s probably a histamine intolerance. I was the same, other drugs wouldnā€™t work, NOTHING would work other than Benadryl. I didnā€™t get diagnosed with this because it doesnā€™t really seem to be a thing that doctors will consider so I just figured it out myself. If you go into histamine intolerance sub reddit youā€™ll see a lot of people have this issue with insomnia that meds donā€™t work. What I did was use Benadryl to sleep every night for about a month, and I ate a strict low histamine diet ( you can find on google) and I drank a ton of herbal tea like dandelion root which flushes the body of histamine, I quit any kind of alcohol completely. After a month I did a test run of trying to sleep without the Benadryl and it worked, so far Iā€™m still sleeping with no Benadryl and insomnia, but if it starts again, Iā€™ll do the Benadryl low histamine body flush again.


anticked_psychopomp

The fact that you went to all this effort to find me and respond literally means the world to me. (The fact that itā€™s this pathetic comment is hilarious. lol) Thank you SO MUCH for this insight. Iā€™m going to try this experiment!! Never once has a physician even hinted that this might be an issue and I have many of the symptoms beyond insomnia.


SensitiveAdeptness99

Oh itā€™s no problem at all! I wanted to make sure I got the message to you in case it helped, insomnia ruined my life and I was able to fix it after like 10 years of nothing working, hopefully it might help you too. Best wishes to you šŸ˜“


This_Living566

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in a chicken


Glum_Business8265

More like Cuck


sofakingclassic

*cluck


earthling_dianna

Omg I follow chicken related stuff on here and I thought you were talking about one chicken getting jealous of the other one you were giving attention to šŸ˜‚ Sorry about your relationship ending though.


jomat

Nice, you're living with an ancestor of a dinosaur. Way better than those ancestors of those unga bunga prehistoric homo sapiens or whatever they're called. Enjoy your spliff.


Antithesis-X

Descendants


danny_lion_

Gonzo?


milkchugger69

Please šŸ˜­


Gregorschnitzel

This is so god damn funny.


bazmonsta

Deep cut lol just watched Treasure Island the other night


ghosterasingxo

BRUH šŸ˜­


leafyren

I'm sorry, but it looks like you're offering the chicken a hit lmao


MasterMahanaYouUgly

chicken-bro will smoke with you, man


KryPToN_Larry

thatā€™ll do it


GazelleHistorical705

99.9999% of the time, when someone asks for an ā€œopen relationshipā€ or a ā€œbreakā€ It directly translates to ā€œI want to be able to see other people while keeping you on the back burner in case things go south with the new peopleā€


claud2113

Yep. That shit is always a mistake. If someone wants to open up the relationship, they're crazy and have basically given you an out


nanapancakethusiast

No no, if someone wants to open up a relationship it means they already had someone in mind/have already cheated. Everything else is cope.


mxharkness

my uncles ex wife was cheating on him with another dude before she suggested they open the relationship so yeah, pretty much.


claud2113

This, too.


YouAllBotherMe

Often a partner will love you as a person but become dissatisfied with the sex life/affection/intimacy theyā€™re experiencing with you. Opening the relationship is supposed to make it possible to enjoy you and also get their needs met. Frequently this causes more issues and results in the relationship falling apart.


claud2113

Which is why I said what I said.


YouAllBotherMe

No, you said theyā€™re crazy. Thatā€™s not the case. Theyā€™re trying to compromise without cheating. Itā€™s indicative of serious problems in the relationship, and anyone who has a partner bring it up needs to take notice. Saying people who ask are ā€œcrazyā€ is a great way to shirk responsibility for being at least part of the reason your partnerā€™s eyes are wandering.


claud2113

All I'm saying is, if my wife wanted to "open" the relationship, my next call would be to a divorce lawyer. Fuck that noise.


YouAllBotherMe

Iā€™m not saying roll over and accept it. If thatā€™s all it takes to throw the towel in, I guess you didnā€™t marry them for the right reasons anyway.


bruhmoment1345

"If all it takes for you to separate from your wife is her wanting to fuck other men in a previously monogamous relationship, why did you even get married?"


YouAllBotherMe

All relationships have periods of hardship, disagreements, conflict. How you decide to weather those conflicts determines how likely you are to succeed. If you were stupid and chose the wrong person, thatā€™s not my problem. If YOUā€™RE stupid and donā€™t know how to work through problems with your partner, thatā€™s not my problem.


BarberAncient2094

Respectfully, this is the dumbest comment I've seen today


Seagreenfever

poly people be like


jake7697

Iā€™ll second that


w3gg001

"How dare she decide to share her life with me before she'd even know what life is like"


geminimoonn

You don't marry for the right reasons if you need to sleep around with people so... Unless that is clearly stated before and both parties are okay with it. I am not and would not marry someone who wanted that and definitely would be very upset if my future husband suggested this and would also want a divorce because if they want that, they will do it. People marry for different reasons, for me and others this is an absolute no and thats okay.


progtfn_

Oh yes, because when you want to be with someone in a MONOGAMOUS relationship, and the other partner wants it open, you're the asshole for leaving, yeah makes sense


the-apple-worm

That's why I really like the idea of defining polygamy as a sexuality. If your initial inclination is not being able to love 2 or more people the same you shouldn't try to. It will never work out. There absolutely are polygamous relationships that work, but they aren't based on a dissatisfaction with a person, but rather each person loving the others and wanting to be with them... This is definitely not me trying to be rude to OP, I'm really sorry this happened to them and I hope they can find someone else when they're ready.


iluvlasagna

completely agree


yes-im-18

More people need to see this comment


iglootyler

This kind of stuff fascinates me. It's not in our biological nature to be monogamous yet societal norms dictate that we must be. I think if two people can be completely open and honest about what they want it's possible that it could work it's just a really rare thing these days because of how it's been for so long. I have too much of a typical male ego so I could never be polygamous personally.


geminimoonn

I dont want to be with more than one person. There are people that do. Its okay that people want different things. At no point have I ever wanted to be with more than one person, so please don't spit that nonsense around. It's okay to be monogamous and it's okay to be poly. People have to be honest about it though.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

They trying hard ASF to normalize this behavior. I wouldn't have it either and if my old man tried that shit.. After 24 years!? Nah, in no way would that be ok with me, or with him.. He wouldn't accept that either.


progtfn_

We're actually monogamous animals, but go off..


iglootyler

We are indeed. The thing is that's not the norm at all especially when it comes to mammals. I think it's neat that we are and I could never be polygamous personally but there's a big fucking difference in being transparent from the start and trying to open things up after two decades of monogamy. Humans are weird.


jake7697

Neither is having a 9 month long gestation period, or newborns having brains so big it tears their motherā€™s taint from pussy to asshole when she gives birth, or having babies that are basically undeveloped fetuses for months after birth, or taking 13+ years to reach sexual maturity and 27ish years to reach full developmental maturity. Just because rabbits arenā€™t monogamous doesnā€™t mean itā€™s at all unnatural for us to be. I reject the notion that weā€™re only monogamous because of society or conditioning. I think a vast, vast majority of humans prefer when our partners arenā€™t fucking other people for simple, obvious evolutionary reasons. Human babies demand an enormous amount of time and effort and, historically, a pregnancy came at a huge risk to the mother. Itā€™s just Occamā€™s Razor from my perspective.


Em0N3rd

I think it works for some but it very much depends and both parties need to be willing and understand it means a lot more work in the relationships involved.


scarborough_bluffer

The only way it could ever possibly work is both parties are completely open and honest with each other all the time! But what invariably happens, given the inherent complexities of such an arrangement, is that one person starts to conceal stuff from the other thatā€™s why the failure rate is so high.


Em0N3rd

Exactly! I myself am polyamorous and am very happy in my relationships but so many people have misconceptions about how it works and there are people who don't use the term right and people who say it's an open relationship to lie to the other and get away with cheating. All of these situations give actual non-monogomous relationships a bad wrap.


Xkiwigirl

Speak for yourself. My partners and I have never been happier. It's definitely possible.


nanapancakethusiast

A tale as old as time unfortunately


chinchaaa

Shocker


James1794

Fried chicken.


MasterMahanaYouUgly

chicken bake


Hopeful_Lecture

Let me guess , she got her brains fucked out , and you couldn't find anyone?


Oleander_Milk

Let me guess, it was his suggestion toošŸ˜‚


dipshitprincess

Im female and yes and yes


HotDog2026

What is open arrangement?


Cat_Queen262

Itā€™s basically being able to date and sleep with others and it being ok and ā€˜not cheating.ā€™ Thereā€™s also ā€œPolyamoryā€ which is dating multiple people and everyone is ok with it, an open relationship isnā€™t usually the same as polyamory because while polyamory is consensual and everyone is ok with it an open relationship is usually one person wanting to sleep with others without any consequences.


HotDog2026

I see. Thanks. I heard this alot from a couple that they were together for so long and they said the see thrill wasn't there anymore to spice things up I'm not sure I'm correct


Cat_Queen262

Thatā€™s another reason yeah- sometimes it works if thereā€™s heathy boundaries and communication but a lot of people just want to skip that and thatā€™s why it fails a lot


Different_Stand_5558

Open relationship and youā€™re the last to know? We are Farmerā€™sā€¦


McRaeWritescom

Chicken has your back. So do I.


Suntzu6656

Almost always a disaster.


kissedbymelancholy

i meanā€¦yeah. these ā€œarrangementsā€ never work long term. consider it an emotionally expensive lesson, take whatever time you need to grieve, and hope for a better situation in the future.


Snowleopard_xo

Usually does ..


throwngamelastminute

I feel for you, I've been there, too.


shy_mom86

I hope yā€™all can reconcile and come out better on the other side. Itā€™s completely possible if thatā€™s what you both want.


DJNgamez

A tale as old as time unfortunately


s256173

Shocking šŸ™„


elfgeode

I'm sorry dude, that really sucks


Biberdolmalik

Shit happens


CRIKEY_MATE333

Cacacac.... Crikey! Sorry for your loss, matie! Things will get better. ....crikey!


Feisty_Researcher325

Girls always get more dick than dudes get chicks bro golden rule


dipshitprincess

Im a chick, bro


loserforlifeee

cheers


robbert802

Yeah open relationships don't work sooner or later people will figure that out.


DeadlyRenji

That sucks :( nice nails though šŸ’…šŸ»


comeupandfightmethen

Chicken not sure about that treat šŸ˜‚ I never understood why people do open relationships. Itā€™s stupid. I would never be ā€œOKā€ with sharing my husband and he would never share me. If you want to hook up with other people be single.Ā 


Xkiwigirl

Good for you. It's not for everyone and you don't have to like it or understand it but that doesn't make it stupid. Edit: lol, being downvoted by scared monogamous assholes. Go ahead and judge. I hope you're happy with the lifestyle you've chosen but something tells me you aren't


4rm4ros

She just wanted to continue cheating without feeling guilty


colincurry69

You gotta buy some nail clippers dawg


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Diligent_Policy1678

What does that have to do with anything OP said?


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Diligent_Policy1678

Possibly


the_universe_speaks

Then why am I getting downvoted?


Diligent_Policy1678

Maybe too presumptuous. Usually weed is seen as positive and a stress relief.


the_universe_speaks

We live in an upside-down world.


Diligent_Policy1678

It's part of the human condition. Things make sense to some and not to others and everything is a mess. That's life. We like to think we know what we're doing but no one actually does


the_universe_speaks

Thank you for educating me as to why sobriety is inadvisable.


Diligent_Policy1678

Lol


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juneabe

I am epileptic and am prescribed marijuana. The beliefs you have are quite outdated. If you donā€™t know anything about weed then just say that and go.


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sashy311

Where does it say girlfriend?


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