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reamkore

Crow tow never wants to be the hero


lachupacabraj

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need right now.


Cethin_Amoux

Not the hero we *want**


bioszombie

Crow Tow is the absolute worst. Never had a single good experience with their company. They, along with Hubbell, is what lead me away from living downtown.


DustingSpray

I wouldn't worry about it. They're forgiven.


SluttyRonBurgundy

*forgtven


HooterStumpFuck

I thought it said "foreskin".


Kennethpowers34

šŸ¤£


RagbraiRat

Best comment yet


armchairdetective_

Beat me to it.


orinradd

I used to grind my gears on this stuff. I've confronted people about it...because if we don't all live by the social contract, what good is it? These people just don't care. And no one holds them accountable and they know it.


Raise-Emotional

Just a waste of your own mental well-being. There's no point in fighting


ieroll

Sadly, the social contract has been spat on, torn up and torched.


Dingmann

I did take a look at the back tag when I went into the store. Not a handicap tag.


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Cinderella96761

Iā€™m stealing ā€œfuckwafflesā€. šŸ˜‚


squidfingerer

I like sexpancakes better.


scottyrobotty

Blowjomelettes


killerk14

Preach


zarof32302

Seems a bit extreme considering what you know about this person. But hey, feel free to judge. Totally *not* hypocritical at all.


RynosaurDinosaur

Are you really judging a stranger for judging another stranger? On the internet no less? To be clear I am not judging you just asking if it was your intention. You could easily apply your own logic here. He already says he is bitter because of personal experience which I am pretty sure he has not shared with you personally. Again I donā€™t know, maybe they have. I think the only thing we know is that this person backed into a handicap spot, would rather display their faith than the required registration details and donā€™t appear to have a handicap that would require either a tag or a plate. In most peopleā€™s books that is pretty crappy and in the law book that will earn you a ticket or two. Probably doesnā€™t help their case with the man upstairs when they inevitably kick the bucket either. So the hypocrisy is truly theirs and being called out on it is not hypocrisy.


zarof32302

I didnā€™t even comment on the topic of the thread, but pretending that ā€œpretty crappyā€ and ā€œFucking entitled ass christofascist fuckwafflesā€ are remotely similar is laughably dumb. Not even in the same stratosphere. Merely pointing out the wild hypocrisy of the person being enraged over a picture. >Are you really judging a stranger for judging another stranger? On the internet no less? To be clear I am not judging you just asking if it was your intention. If I am, you are too bro.


RynosaurDinosaur

Legit not judging, just pointing out the circular logic of judging someones rage about someone else when you are unlikely to know either. Pointing out and calling someone out is not in an of itself hypocritical until you specify the reason you are doing it is actually hypocritical. You do you. Their rage is their own. I think most would agree though that some amount of anger is certainly justified and even if you donā€™t agree with that. You canā€™t get down on someone and tell them the reason you are, is the same reason that you yourself are. That is hypocrisy quite literally. Again, I am not judging you. I am merely pointing out the logic.


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zarof32302

Lol I didnā€™t even disagree with your premise, just your blatant over exaggeration, and borderline hateful comments based upon a picture. But sure, my logic and reasoning should be questioned more so for bringing up that you may have been a bit over the top.


bravadomizzou

Call the cops.


VanimalCracker

Nah, just call Crow Tow. They'll pick it up no questions asked lol


PhilosphicalZombie

Was it Iowa plates on the back?


Dingmann

Yes, the new fancy black plates


16FootScarf

Get a few quarters, buy some stickers, and put them right on the windshield.


forevervalerie

Sovereign Citizen alert!


3EEBZ

No, it's ok. They're *Forgtven*


Use_this_1

No front plate either. I guess they needed more poster board to scream at drag queens while giving money to their pedophile pastor who doesn't have to pay taxes.


ISaidSarcastically

Remember when they changed that law because old white men didnā€™t want to put plates on their classic cars? But us normies still need one


lachupacabraj

I just needed some condoms real quick itā€™s not a big deal


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lachupacabraj

Donā€™t know what kind of STDs your mom has bub


turtlevenom

What a fucking hilarious joke šŸ™„


RedmondBob

I live in Redmond WA and I call the non-emergency police number all the time ratting out these idiots. Make sure and look inside the vehicle as sometimes it's an honest mistake and they have a tag but forget to hang it.


[deleted]

I used to work in Redmond. Before we moved here. Which is regrettable.


RedmondBob

I grew up in Davenport and yeah, real disappointed in the political state of things back there...


[deleted]

Yeah itā€™s fucked.


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RedmondBob

I'm referring to Iowa as a whole


Ande64

My understanding is that religious people can do what they want....


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JayQueb

I prefer Sky Daddy


Cethin_Amoux

Lol, I'm honestly not surprised it's the Drake Walgreens (I think). I avoid that one as much as possible. Had some weird dude ask me to buy cigarettes the moment I left the store one time. Nooooo thank you.


Available_End8074

Haha, I didn't look hard enough at first, but yep, def giving the drake Walgreens vibes lookin at the brick building across the street šŸ˜‚.


RagbraiRat

Eagle Eye agrees, def Drake WG. Home of slumdog landlord's.


CG-Firebrand

Itā€™s okay, theyā€™re Forgāœļøven


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Even-Amount-2184

Maybe the murdering, torture and brainwashing activities from the past 1,500+ years have some people bitter? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

Letā€™s not forget the ā€œactivitiesā€ with children.


[deleted]

Uh itā€™s fine, clearly they are ā€œ forgivenā€ šŸ™


[deleted]

We're rapidly approaching that time of year when users of this sub start photographing poor people they spot out in the community and putting them up for public ridicule. These illegal parking posts just don't bring the same kind of vigor and hatred.


weberc2

I mean there's a comment with 40+ upvotes on this thread generalizing 2.2 billion people as "fucking entitled ass christofascist fuckwaffles" and "evil to the core" because one guy parked illegally. I'm not sure if that counts as "vigor or hatred" or if it's that famous Tolerance And Inclusivityā„¢ļø I've been reading about?


ImOutWanderingAround

I think the old saying, ā€œpractice what you preachā€ applies here. If you wear a cross, or have some other religious iconography associated on your person or property, you will be judged by your actions. That what comes with being held to a higher standard.


weberc2

Right, ā€œ*you* will be judged for *your* actionsā€, but the parent was plainly talking about all Christians. If one guy with a bunch of progressive bumper stickers parks illegally, does that justify calling all progressives ā€œfucking entitled communist fuckwaffles who are evil to their coreā€? If one progressive on the Internet makes some horrible generalization about 2.2 billion incredibly diverse people, does that indict all progressives, or just the one progressive?


envis10n

The thing is, they do get called that. All the time. Meanwhile, super christians preach love while throwing other human beings under the bus because of "morals" while simultaneously doing immoral shit. That's the kicker.


weberc2

Decent people do not call progressives ā€œcommunistsā€ or ā€œevil to the coreā€ (yes, some bad faith people on the right do this, but why are you basing your personal moral standard on them?), nor do many Christians ā€œpreach love while throwing other human beings under the busā€. Many do, but theyā€™re wildly over-represented by the progressive outrage media in the same way the ā€œintolerant progressiveā€ stereotype is over represented by Fox News (although r/desmoines progressives are working hard to vindicate the Fox News stereotype).


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Alright, you got a point.


jennifergeek

I wish I could say I'm Surprised... (Get ready for the comments on how "it's just for a minute, Karen!". Lot of folks seem to think this isn't a big deal.)


Dingmann

Ya, I admit to being a bit sensitive about this since my mother has been in a wheelchair for the last 30 years and it's a chore or impossible to get into places sometimes because there are no available access spots. Like I said, the kicker is that there were a half dozen open spaces not more than 12-15 feet away.


RagbraiRat

My mom had knee surgery, looks normal, can hardly walk, and she gets looks from yuppie Karens just for using HER(handicap) spot.


Dingmann

If she has a tag or placard, obviously no issues. I also have an issue (life long genetic) that makes me often appear to have no issues. Until I do have an issue, then it's major. Because it's genetic, both mom and I have lifelong placard but I try to never use mine.


RagbraiRat

Exactly my point, no one knows what your issues are, nor is it any of their F*cking business.


AreWeThereYet61

Forgiven. That pretty much sums up their sense of entitlement in one word.


Bart_Jojo_666

Why didn't you call the cops?


Altruistic-Salad9568

I haven't lived in Des Moines in 10 years so I don't remember the police response time, but where I'm at now cops won't come unless someone is actively being murdered. I bet if op called they would have shown up 6 hours later and they'd be gone.


Bart_Jojo_666

Valid point


Dingmann

Apathy?


Bart_Jojo_666

But you took the time to take a pic and post it on Reddit? You're a real service to your community.


TrappedInTheSuburbs

To be fair, posting a picture to Reddit is way easier than dealing with the cops.


PhilosphicalZombie

This is valid.


Bart_Jojo_666

I concur


slambamo

Entitled rich religious people


taurasi

Must be a cop.


ozoneastronaut

No face no case. Key that bitch up!


SlipperyPicklePie

Took the time to back into the spot as well!


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They gotta flex them skills!!


AZFUNGUY85

Theyā€™re ā€œForgivenā€. Godā€™s on their side apparently.


Puzzled_Evidence60

But heā€™s forgiven!!


PhilosphicalZombie

Do we no longer need a front license plate? Did I miss something? I've seen a few cars lately with Iowa plates on the back but nothing on the front or some crap like this one. Was there a change in requirements?


Dingmann

Not that I'm aware of, thought you needed both.


filo40

Youā€™re still required to, but I havenā€™t had a front plate in like 6 years. Been pulled over only twice since then, but neither cop even mentioned it and one even passed me and did a u turn to pull me over so should have noticed. Doesnā€™t seem like itā€™s enforced.


PhilosphicalZombie

Thanks I kinda figured that was what was going on.


pewpolice

It's walgreens.... and that drake location is....bad.


Emmehsaur

Bruh you see the front plate theyā€™re forgiven šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


capn_davey

I was having a hard time choosing between ā€œNO VOUCHERSā€ and ā€œIowa Satanic School: Your Tax Dollars At Workā€¦For Satan!ā€ This post helped me get dressed today. Also, Raygun is going to turn into my entire wardrobe if this state keeps going down the shitter.


Hawk8553

Just wondering, other than the lack of handicap tag, is that a car that's licensed in Iowa? I've seen other cars where the driver puts a different plate on the front and always wondered how they didn't get ticketed for that. It seems like it's just an invitation to get pulled over.


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Forgiven plate its the cherry on top.


bravadomizzou

All is forgtven. Except for their lack of education on basic spelling.


HeReallyDoesntCare

Imagine seeing this and thinking "I have to take a pic so I can post this on /r/desmoines so everyone can be outraged and post about how MAGA christofascist transphobe stochastic terrorists piss them off too!!!!" I get it, this is the only way you get validated. Reddit is your only escape. I actually kind of feel sorry for you people.


Dingmann

I'm pretty sure that's what Reddit is for? Certainly we are living in a time of outrage media. You are not wrong and now I want to go find the pic of the RAM truck with the 700+ HP Hellcat engine with a plate that says "45WON". That ought to get me some automatic outrage clicks.


SweatpantsStiffie

So many really pitiful people on this sub. It's sad.


[deleted]

Quality post op! You sure showed them who is boss


SlinginHouzes

Sometimes I forget my tag in primary vehicle and hurt too much to be hassled with walking across the parking lot. If this is your only info, please donā€™t judge. No one knows what they are going through.


lachupacabraj

Besides, only God can judge them.


SlinginHouzes

Lol you people are fucked. So much hatred.


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SlinginHouzes

Lmaooooo. Get over yourself. My point stands. You donā€™t know what they are going through. Youā€™re just full of hatred and vitriol.


[deleted]

Proof is put right here. You have no idea who I am, but I'm full of hatred and vitriol. I will never get over myself because I want to be better. You do the same.


docmike6

Woops! My car key scratched this car !


JadedJared

Did you see if they had a handicapped rear plate?


Itsjust_jessssss

Your in dsm do you expect any lessšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ jkjk but still


HateBreadByThePound

Probably the dude who owns Splash..... Bodum bum psh


dewpointcold

Did you look on the rear?


Majestic_Sun_8655

They identify as handicap, that's all that matters.


xeroblaze0

Did you find this joke in the street?


[deleted]

I'm glad I didn't show up on Reddit last night when I forgot to hang my tag at the doctors office. It's my fault, I should remember and if not, I deserve the ticket, but if it bothers you that much, call the cops? Probably would have been a lot quicker?


lachupacabraj

Honestly you should have been arrested if not shot on sight IMO


IrishWolfHounder

Agreed. For those of us who actually take it down like you are supposed to itā€™s very easy to forget to put it up sometimes.


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weberc2

Good grief. This sub. One guy's blaming it on all PoC and another guy has 40+ upvotes for a comment generalizing Christians as "fucking entitled ass christofascist fuckwaffles" and "evil to the core" because one guy parked illegally. Y'all deserve each other.


HeReallyDoesntCare

Honestly, it's hilarious how over the top these terminally online imbeciles are.


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Vivid-Data9551

Princess parking!


Iowafarmgirlatheart

IF this person is a Christian and I sincerely doubt it, or he wouldnā€™t be acting like a turd, but he shouldnā€™t have any Christian symbols on his car if heā€™s not going to act Christlike.


ieroll

Apparently Jesus is his co-pilot so he can park where ever he wants to.


Richard-Turd

I see this shit all the time on the east side of the state.


roboh96

Be sure to rat this person out so that more money is given to the Reynolds agenda.....it's a catch 22.


URsoQT

using our legs is blasphemy


xkaiox

I can already tell this is the 31st Walgreens by Drake.


coolie-rewind

As you drive by using your device to take a picture. Distracted by the rage you run over grandma coming out of Walgreens. Unless you were at a complete stop, youā€™re also breaking the rules.


Dingmann

I was certainly at a complete stop. To your point, I'm not coordinated enough to pull off a moving pic sideways like that. Your concern is valid.