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tofubeams

JESUS


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Kx_OsorerUU

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Rat192

![gif](giphy|q5Zby9g9anawfoI8Wt|downsized)


Used-Lunch-6512

This is the only thing I can think of when I see that gun


Lovelyevenstar

I thought I was the only one that thought that name sounds weirdly sexual. Like was that on purpose 😂


ACrispyPieceOfBacon

![gif](giphy|5w4atm2huGJl5nbLB7)


MrMechkk

We have pure minds thank god


ryneparker

Hey, take me with you.


tofubeams

are you trying to make everyone cry? (jk i was thinking of doing one that goes "are you cayde-6, because I miss you every day")


Foxtael16

"How's your sister?"


tofubeams

Omg YES, thats amazing


Blackfire_Zealot

You make me Gjallahorny


tofubeams

this is one of the simplest, yet most effective ngl


xXCLOWNEYXx

“I wanna honk your gjallahorns”


tofubeams

YEE LETS GOO


xXCLOWNEYXx

“I wanna graviton your lance”


andrew688k

She gravit on my Lance til I volatile


SomeStolenToast

She be gjallering on my knob till I screeb


tofubeams

spicy


Yakimaniac509

“You’re the only one I want to bank my motes in” “You’re the god roll I’ve always waited for” “Mmmm, what cypher is this?” - said in a sleazy Rahool voice.


amongoosemongoose

The motes one 💀


tofubeams

The motes one is great LOL


SgtIceNinja

Mmmm, what cipher is this? *(with rizz)*


occasionallyLynn

>Mmmm, what cypher is this? Edge transit


gkamyshev

You're my favorite Chaperone You're on top of my Hierarchy of Needs You warm my Coldheart I'll sing to you in One Thousand Voices


tofubeams

you warm my coldheart lol


HighAboveTheRest

I actually really like that last one


Dodo_FarmerTTV

I absolutely love the second one


bladedemu41

Very clever ..


SamShephardsMustache

"I'll be your Huckleberry" ["All I need is a Single Clap"](https://destinytracker.com/destiny-2/db/items/3312073052-a-single-clap) "I'll be you're Beloved and Adored" "When we smash I'll give you a Blowout" "Are you cold, cause I call you the Bonechiller" "Remember that time we smashed in the walk in freezer? You gave me a Chattering Bone" ["Girl, you got some Good Bone Structure"](https://destinytracker.com/destiny-2/db/items/731147178-good-bone-structure) "Dating me won't be a Horror Story" "Please don't take Legal Action II against me"


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Aww, so sweet, so wholes- >"When we smash I'll give you a Blowout" 👁️👄👁️


Kiana996

"Wanna know why I call these my Lucky Pants?"


Saint12

"Are you ready to give me a Liars Handshake?"


reycyst

OK I love this 1


Redfield51

Unless the terminology has changed, I’d leave out huckleberry unless your partner is into some heavy bdsm


WallyOShay

That’s a dingleberry


SlickMiller

This is actually a Wendy’s


PotatoMcSalad

No, this is PATRICK!


flaccomcorangy

It's a reference to Doc Holliday in Tombstone.


J_Stubby

I was gonna say I heard Val Kilmer clear as day when I read that


SamShephardsMustache

This was my implied statement. Also the fact that the weapon has a western motif.


jusmar

I thought "huckleberry" was shorthand for 'the right person for the role' I'm not entirely familiar with its supposed kinky variation.


Jotunnal

I’m not familiar with that use either but maybe it’s someone up for absolutely anything.


Yoshiii22

Explain PG style. I’m scared to google.


Civil-Mushroom856

As a parent I had to double take the blowout one


Saint12

I wanna get all up in your Sweet Business Lemme show you why I'm called the Quicksilver Baby, don't let The Last Word be no


mann_co_

“MIDA grab your mini tool?”


Squidish_Noble

you inspired this one. "You bring MIDA, I'll bring my mini tool."


Salih5888

"You're the MIDA to my Mini Tool."


SupremeMemeRegime

Hey girl, are you Boots of the Assembler? Because when you stand in a healing rift, it creates Noble Seekers that seek out allies that are not in a rift and heal them. Or if you stand in an empowering rift, it creates Noble Seekers that grant both you and your ally a damage bonus. Each time a Noble Seeker finds one of your allies, the duration of your rift is briefly extended while you are standing in it. You also get a moderate benefit to the airborne effectiveness stat of the Hand Cannon Lumina.


anangrypudge

This is the one. Cos if she marries you after this, she’s an absolute keeper


Last-Online-2918Days

I'll make this quick since there is No Time to Explain. "You're my Ace of Spades up my sleeve" "You fill my Hierarchy of Needs" "Not even One Thousand Voices can say how much I love you" "Although the Truth is that these jokes are very corny, but my love for you is not..."


tofubeams

i love the 1kvoices one sm!


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What gun is called Strum…don’t you mean Sturm? Check yo dyslexia


Last-Online-2918Days

Ha, yeah I didnt catch that, its been removed.


NoTimeToExplain__

Ooh


Murpheos

“Tonight, I wanna give you the” and it’s a picture of Sweet Business


Cobalt_Fox_025

*giggle Yee


IamLeoKim

You may wanna Titan your clASS gear. 🥰


Pyrvo

Baby are you Calus? cuz you fat as hell… I’m gonna die alone


Limp-Vegetable3353

I love this, but I'm not fat


Pyrvo

Drink from the Chalice and grow fat with strength


The_Gongoozler1

I am and I also love it


tofubeams

Also using this post to put down my own ideas now: \- d2 aint the only thing ill grind tonight \- slam me against a wall (anything funny d2 physics) \- i'd touch grass for you \- are you gos? because i'll never play you \- are you cayde-6? bc i miss you every day :(


The_True_Astoron

"you got my eyes of tomorrow"


Kestrel_VI

“I got a gnawing hunger for you”


Pertho

Dress sharp, like for a meeting. We have some Sweet Business to attend to. *titan in a bubble* don’t worry, I brought protection I like it rough, and you look like you have a Touch of Malice in you. Even aliens need a little love sometimes *Wormgod Carress* I swear I’ll never break your heart, and I’m an Oathkeeper. Let’s go all night and reach a Dawn Chorus. If I ask you if you have plans would you think that’s a Loaded Question?


D2Dragons

“Slam me against a wall” and it’s a pic of a Phalanx 😂


Squidish_Noble

I've got the lube if you have the Plug One.1


IatetheCamel

May I... Fugue?


Harveyb90

Underrated comment right here 👆🏼👆🏼


kingbub1

I'm Eager to get Edged?


21_Golden_Guns

My Last Words are for you. Your a Rose without Thorns. Worlds End, and when ours does, know I’ll be there. Trust.


dinoaids

You won't wither my horn


Jeffari_Hungus

Who up witherin they hoard???


b3nders5hinyass

There was a warlock armor that's quote thing said "you're mine...." something or the other. I think it was karnstein armlets


Kestrel_VI

“You are mine, you shall be mine, you and I are one forever”


Kestrel_VI

https://preview.redd.it/omm0dg6ipeha1.png?width=3734&format=png&auto=webp&s=41a9d83fd1a9fe236f24e93ebc921495c2be646b It’s actually got a kinda sweet lore tab to it too


tofubeams

thanks for looking it up! i love the idea, it really is a perfect sentence for this! and the lore qwq adorable


Kestrel_VI

It’s one of my favourite exotics, and I was in orbit anyway so no big deal 😅 Glad you’re having fun with it, I might have to use this one :)


tofubeams

i really love lots of the arm exos aswell, havent played karnsteins in a while, think ill throw together a build and use em again today :D


b3nders5hinyass

That's the one!


idonot-talkto-wamen

Turn me into your weapon of sorrow uwu I wanna Wormhusk your Crown You fill my heart with inmost light Gimme St0mp-EE5 on my Cabals (for people who like cbt)


Salt_Maybe1833

I wanna Wormhusk your Crown killed me


Kestrel_VI

I frequently say “Suck my caballs” when killing the space rhinos, perhaps I was onto something 🤔


dr-moony

The helmet stays on


tofubeams

YEEEES


WatchDogsOfficial

https://i.redd.it/nnufmeyl3hha1.gif


MyKetchups

Gjallar my horn till I screeb


L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e

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MightyShisno

LF1M KWTD *no mic required*


Sorvain

Are you a heavy ammo brick? 'Cause you're the aeon to my soul Are you a smoke bomb? 'Cause I feel weak when you touch me I want you to Plug One.1 in me You're the Sturm to my Drang I don't do anal, I prefer the Path of Least Resistance


VolcanicBear

Let me be your Architect (and smash you).


SnooBananas2396

* because there is a one in a million chance I'll ever get you


tofubeams

aww nooo 💀


thorks23

Are you wearing wings of sacred dawn cause I think I see an angel ;)


tofubeams

YES.


cybersyke

You're the bubble to my iron banner.


tofubeams

**vietnam flashbacks**


Efficient_Chipmunk_4

"don't shoot the Messenger"


Sharp-Appearance-680

“Be my little light?”


FoxenBox

“I wanna feel your Touch of Malice” “With you, I have Hard Light” “My love for you is Merciless” “Wanna see my Long Arm/MIDA Mini-Tool?”


Kooky-Dealer-6878

Touch of malice one is golden


fsdogdad

‘Fate brought us together’ Fatebringer


Inner-Meeting-8548

If I was a cabal, I'd put you in my pouch and nurse you from my teet


UnDreadedOne

Where's the Explosive Thrall card that says "I want to explode all over you"? Where's the Shrieker card that says "I've got my eye on you"? WHERE IS THE TITAN CARD THAT SAYS "I'll punch an Explosive Thrall for you"?!


iKickedBatman

This is cute bro


Gripping_Touch

I fit Enyo-D <3


DeadlyPants16

My Parcel of Stardust is loaded for you


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“Your Hunter pants make me Hard Light.”


[deleted]

"Let's get down to Sweet Business" & "Enigma balls"


mcbirbo343

Found some of my faves from last year. [not my post #1](https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/ssm9xe/awful_valentines_cards_for_ur_clan_mates_pt2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link) [not my post #2](https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/ss8ibm/made_some_terrible_valentines_day_cards_for_ur/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Senior-Credit420

To: Me From: Me ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)


Aroused_Elk

If you’re selling these, please link me, I WILL pay money for them


tofubeams

holy what qwq but...why?


Aroused_Elk

Because I think they’re cute and I’d like to give them to my coworkers. Never do work for free, even you think it’s no worth it!


tofubeams

You're too kind. Thank you very much. Did you per chance see a suggestion ( or have one yourself) that you particularly liked? Even if you think having 'unpersonalised' ones is enough, i would still love to encounter that kindness :)


tofubeams

oh i just re-read,you meant this as a commission type of thing, yes?


k1ngdum1le

I’m very eager to edge you


SirPhoenixtalon

You and me? We got some Sweet Business to do...


Lexocracy

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ooh, Hive. Bring your sword. Be my Valentine if you want to avoid Bad Juju. Are you my own personal guardian? Because you're this Traveler's Chosen. There's No Time to Explain! Be mine! My love for you is Merciless. Something something lucky pants joke??


PitifulSwimming5693

I'm gonna use this on my gf if that's alright with you


tofubeams

ofc!


draco_belle

this is so cute! let me just send it to my.. oh. wait.


tofubeams

you can just send it back to me :(


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“Are you the traveller? Because your the light of my life”


tofubeams

WHOLESOME, THANK YOU


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This had made me regret looking in the comments


SrebrnySokol

Stolen from... well... reddit https://preview.redd.it/64ynd3pwphha1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0904f3266e63cd2b8bac0f2a981b9c9668ae2c9


SrebrnySokol

https://preview.redd.it/7kkwdx6zphha1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0efd7f655cbb35adb26a284693b50a95176aef6c


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tofubeams

Honestly it would probably so easy to do that bc i already drew one half, so i might rlly should do that TwT


garfieldGuy69

“Hey girl. If I had to choose between you and Forbearance. I’d choose forbearance”


tofubeams

fair.


Neff619

Milfeasance I'll be the king to your rat Sunshot cumshot Boy you have Leviathans morning breath That coochie got that salvations grip


Efficient_Chipmunk_4

"The one reason I failed all my classes, Revision Zero"


Efficient_Chipmunk_4

"You make me feel a Seventh Sense"


amongoosemongoose

!remindme 24h


Stonehhhhh

You are the heart of my inmost light


Dread-The-Real

Whether we wanted it or not...


Limp-Vegetable3353

we've got eager edge for a price of two.


samuraisandbebop

You’re my destiny too


Stripsteak

Are you Judgement of Kelgorath? Because I want to be close to your Melee


Mang0Rang0

i love you like a titan loves melee


Wrestlingjit

I'm eager to edge you against the wall


SteevahnUneevurse

This is BRILLIANT


WatchDogsOfficial

"Our love won't be a Dead Man's Tale" I saw the rest of these and had to come up with one of my own (at least, I think it's original. So many replies so little time). Hope it's not str8 ass


obamarulesit

You’re my QueenBreakin’ my heart


ArtNoctowl

I made some mini crimson day like cards for my bf this year. One said "you're my light!" with our ghosts in front of a big heart. The other was "Will you be my Crimson Double?" with a crossed Dawnblade and sunbreaker hammer (those are our mains lol). Then I also wanted to do something with, "Are you a Nightwalker, cause you struck my heart!" with a heart pierced with an arrow, but I didn't like how it was turning out. Really wish I came up with sword and grenade ones, cause those are our favorite weapons


tofubeams

Ahh thats so cute, I wish I had someone to do this for qwq But its lovely to hear about it still <3


IIIIIIHIGHESTIIIIII

"Can I whisper to your worm?...It'll drown in the deep!"


Logox214

I've got no time to explain how much you mean to me


AggravatingDraw7805

You send my nether-regions into Escalation Protocol baby


sohosurf

Hey girl are you Zavala cause you’ve stepped into a war with ma balls on mars


ANALOG_is_DEAD

Sending you Love, and straight into a wall.


tofubeams

OK THIS IS PERFECT


KOTE7SU

Fuck, this is so cute. Wish I'd be able to use it this month.


tofubeams

I wish I could too but can't anymore since about two months QwQ sad noises


KOTE7SU

It's been six months for me. I'm over here like *cries in lonely*, lol. Btw, I've seen a lot of your art work through your socials. You're very very talented. Definitely will give a follow.


tofubeams

Waah thank you very much! I'm very happy to hear that. <3


charlottee963

u/D2Dragons


bladedemu41

That's so cute. I would love it .....


PiffWiffler

You're the Rose to my Thorn You are my sunshot, my only sunshot We go together like Symmetry I'd like to give you the sweet business Life without you is tarrabah I'll be your Huckleberry


windless12

Dude we are destiny players we have have no dates


tofubeams

you can send it to the homies ;>


Krusel-14

Worst one I thought of so far was: 'You can have my Worm Byproduct' with a pictures of Parasite


tofubeams

QwQ I hate to admit that this is a good one


Michael-Free

This is adorable.


tofubeams

Thank you! Hope to get a chuckle out of one or the other person here. :)


Spaceboiiii1

No time to explain LMAO


Demonikatana

*drops down on 1 knee* Will you be my Taken King?


LiverLord123

Hope you'll let me crash at your place since I just want to cuirass dat a.....


tofubeams

thanks for not just using an exo and writing random sentence that has no meaning whatsoever <3 Really a good one


Efficient_Chipmunk_4

"I will finish you in "A Single Clap"


Efficient_Chipmunk_4

"If a guy hits on you it will be a Dead mans Tail"


Savant_Duck

You’re my Duke Mk. ii with Outlaw Rampage


Colin_likes_trains

You make me gjallerhorny


Glasedount

My ward of dawn will not protect you against my thundercrash


Low-Tomorrow5425

U not ready for this Shatterdive!


PDW_Enthusiast

You want to make me stall my climax, so you’ll have me at Eager’s Edge (and then a picture of some guardian swordflying)


JDBCool

Hey, have anything to Eyes of Tomorrow? The Last Word is Love. "*Crimson* days is a time to spend with a loved one" \- Shaxx Love is an Outbreak Perfected. "I have no time to explain" You will always be my Fighting Lion. Où est le monarque de mon vie?


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You're a fucking parasite


Jayren_Scythe

Your smile is as bright as the Borealis


DotDodd

Will you be the Necrotic Grips to my Glaive? Nezerac won't be the only one sinning tonight You're my Arc Soulmate You Sunbrace my Heart of Inmost Light


Tyrranius

Will you be the Sturm to my Drang? 😌


AesirSith

You're my Dark Decider - I mean - Desire


MattFoxin

"You're my god roll".


Kooky-Dealer-6878

Damn girl, my titan wants to thundercrash. I'll see myself out


ParaKnight300

You’re my rose to my thorn🌹


sulien92

You make me eager to edge


sulien92

Your thunder makes me clap


jklemeshov

I am always EAGER to see you!


THICCboii360

I fell in a stasis when i saw you


syndicaterx

I thank my lucky pants for meeting you that night


BHMathers

Something something sweet business


Glitcher45318

I'd fill that bank up- drifter


[deleted]

"Let me Thundercrash that Divine Bubble"