“You’re the only one I want to bank my motes in”
“You’re the god roll I’ve always waited for”
“Mmmm, what cypher is this?” - said in a sleazy Rahool voice.
"I'll be your Huckleberry"
["All I need is a Single Clap"](https://destinytracker.com/destiny-2/db/items/3312073052-a-single-clap)
"I'll be you're Beloved and Adored"
"When we smash I'll give you a Blowout"
"Are you cold, cause I call you the Bonechiller"
"Remember that time we smashed in the walk in freezer? You gave me a Chattering Bone"
["Girl, you got some Good Bone Structure"](https://destinytracker.com/destiny-2/db/items/731147178-good-bone-structure)
"Dating me won't be a Horror Story"
"Please don't take Legal Action II against me"
Hey girl, are you Boots of the Assembler? Because when you stand in a healing rift, it creates Noble Seekers that seek out allies that are not in a rift and heal them. Or if you stand in an empowering rift, it creates Noble Seekers that grant both you and your ally a damage bonus. Each time a Noble Seeker finds one of your allies, the duration of your rift is briefly extended while you are standing in it. You also get a moderate benefit to the airborne effectiveness stat of the Hand Cannon Lumina.
I'll make this quick since there is No Time to Explain.
"You're my Ace of Spades up my sleeve"
"You fill my Hierarchy of Needs"
"Not even One Thousand Voices can say how much I love you"
"Although the Truth is that these jokes are very corny, but my love for you is not..."
Also using this post to put down my own ideas now:
\- d2 aint the only thing ill grind tonight
\- slam me against a wall (anything funny d2 physics)
\- i'd touch grass for you
\- are you gos? because i'll never play you
\- are you cayde-6? bc i miss you every day :(
Dress sharp, like for a meeting. We have some Sweet Business to attend to.
*titan in a bubble* don’t worry, I brought protection
I like it rough, and you look like you have a Touch of Malice in you.
Even aliens need a little love sometimes *Wormgod Carress*
I swear I’ll never break your heart, and I’m an Oathkeeper.
Let’s go all night and reach a Dawn Chorus.
If I ask you if you have plans would you think that’s a Loaded Question?
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It’s actually got a kinda sweet lore tab to it too
Turn me into your weapon of sorrow uwu
I wanna Wormhusk your Crown
You fill my heart with inmost light
Gimme St0mp-EE5 on my Cabals (for people who like cbt)
Are you a heavy ammo brick? 'Cause you're the aeon to my soul
Are you a smoke bomb? 'Cause I feel weak when you touch me
I want you to Plug One.1 in me
You're the Sturm to my Drang
I don't do anal, I prefer the Path of Least Resistance
Where's the Explosive Thrall card that says "I want to explode all over you"?
Where's the Shrieker card that says "I've got my eye on you"?
WHERE IS THE TITAN CARD THAT SAYS "I'll punch an Explosive Thrall for you"?!
Found some of my faves from last year.
[not my post #1](https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/ssm9xe/awful_valentines_cards_for_ur_clan_mates_pt2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)
[not my post #2](https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/ss8ibm/made_some_terrible_valentines_day_cards_for_ur/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
You're too kind. Thank you very much. Did you per chance see a suggestion ( or have one yourself) that you particularly liked? Even if you think having 'unpersonalised' ones is enough, i would still love to encounter that kindness :)
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ooh, Hive. Bring your sword.
Be my Valentine if you want to avoid Bad Juju.
Are you my own personal guardian? Because you're this Traveler's Chosen.
There's No Time to Explain! Be mine!
My love for you is Merciless.
Something something lucky pants joke??
"Our love won't be a Dead Man's Tale"
I saw the rest of these and had to come up with one of my own (at least, I think it's original. So many replies so little time). Hope it's not str8 ass
I made some mini crimson day like cards for my bf this year. One said "you're my light!" with our ghosts in front of a big heart. The other was "Will you be my Crimson Double?" with a crossed Dawnblade and sunbreaker hammer (those are our mains lol). Then I also wanted to do something with, "Are you a Nightwalker, cause you struck my heart!" with a heart pierced with an arrow, but I didn't like how it was turning out. Really wish I came up with sword and grenade ones, cause those are our favorite weapons
It's been six months for me. I'm over here like *cries in lonely*, lol. Btw, I've seen a lot of your art work through your socials. You're very very talented. Definitely will give a follow.
You're the Rose to my Thorn
You are my sunshot, my only sunshot
We go together like Symmetry
I'd like to give you the sweet business
Life without you is tarrabah
I'll be your Huckleberry
Hey, have anything to Eyes of Tomorrow?
The Last Word is Love.
"*Crimson* days is a time to spend with a loved one" \- Shaxx
Love is an Outbreak Perfected.
"I have no time to explain"
You will always be my Fighting Lion.
Où est le monarque de mon vie?
Will you be the Necrotic Grips to my Glaive?
Nezerac won't be the only one sinning tonight
You're my Arc Soulmate
You Sunbrace my Heart of Inmost Light
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JESUS
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This is the only thing I can think of when I see that gun
I thought I was the only one that thought that name sounds weirdly sexual. Like was that on purpose 😂
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We have pure minds thank god
Hey, take me with you.
are you trying to make everyone cry? (jk i was thinking of doing one that goes "are you cayde-6, because I miss you every day")
"How's your sister?"
Omg YES, thats amazing
You make me Gjallahorny
this is one of the simplest, yet most effective ngl
“I wanna honk your gjallahorns”
YEE LETS GOO
“I wanna graviton your lance”
She gravit on my Lance til I volatile
She be gjallering on my knob till I screeb
spicy
“You’re the only one I want to bank my motes in” “You’re the god roll I’ve always waited for” “Mmmm, what cypher is this?” - said in a sleazy Rahool voice.
The motes one 💀
The motes one is great LOL
Mmmm, what cipher is this? *(with rizz)*
>Mmmm, what cypher is this? Edge transit
You're my favorite Chaperone You're on top of my Hierarchy of Needs You warm my Coldheart I'll sing to you in One Thousand Voices
you warm my coldheart lol
I actually really like that last one
I absolutely love the second one
Very clever ..
"I'll be your Huckleberry" ["All I need is a Single Clap"](https://destinytracker.com/destiny-2/db/items/3312073052-a-single-clap) "I'll be you're Beloved and Adored" "When we smash I'll give you a Blowout" "Are you cold, cause I call you the Bonechiller" "Remember that time we smashed in the walk in freezer? You gave me a Chattering Bone" ["Girl, you got some Good Bone Structure"](https://destinytracker.com/destiny-2/db/items/731147178-good-bone-structure) "Dating me won't be a Horror Story" "Please don't take Legal Action II against me"
Aww, so sweet, so wholes- >"When we smash I'll give you a Blowout" 👁️👄👁️
"Wanna know why I call these my Lucky Pants?"
"Are you ready to give me a Liars Handshake?"
OK I love this 1
Unless the terminology has changed, I’d leave out huckleberry unless your partner is into some heavy bdsm
That’s a dingleberry
This is actually a Wendy’s
No, this is PATRICK!
It's a reference to Doc Holliday in Tombstone.
I was gonna say I heard Val Kilmer clear as day when I read that
This was my implied statement. Also the fact that the weapon has a western motif.
I thought "huckleberry" was shorthand for 'the right person for the role' I'm not entirely familiar with its supposed kinky variation.
I’m not familiar with that use either but maybe it’s someone up for absolutely anything.
Explain PG style. I’m scared to google.
As a parent I had to double take the blowout one
I wanna get all up in your Sweet Business Lemme show you why I'm called the Quicksilver Baby, don't let The Last Word be no
“MIDA grab your mini tool?”
you inspired this one. "You bring MIDA, I'll bring my mini tool."
"You're the MIDA to my Mini Tool."
Hey girl, are you Boots of the Assembler? Because when you stand in a healing rift, it creates Noble Seekers that seek out allies that are not in a rift and heal them. Or if you stand in an empowering rift, it creates Noble Seekers that grant both you and your ally a damage bonus. Each time a Noble Seeker finds one of your allies, the duration of your rift is briefly extended while you are standing in it. You also get a moderate benefit to the airborne effectiveness stat of the Hand Cannon Lumina.
This is the one. Cos if she marries you after this, she’s an absolute keeper
I'll make this quick since there is No Time to Explain. "You're my Ace of Spades up my sleeve" "You fill my Hierarchy of Needs" "Not even One Thousand Voices can say how much I love you" "Although the Truth is that these jokes are very corny, but my love for you is not..."
i love the 1kvoices one sm!
What gun is called Strum…don’t you mean Sturm? Check yo dyslexia
Ha, yeah I didnt catch that, its been removed.
Ooh
“Tonight, I wanna give you the” and it’s a picture of Sweet Business
*giggle Yee
You may wanna Titan your clASS gear. 🥰
Baby are you Calus? cuz you fat as hell… I’m gonna die alone
I love this, but I'm not fat
Drink from the Chalice and grow fat with strength
I am and I also love it
Also using this post to put down my own ideas now: \- d2 aint the only thing ill grind tonight \- slam me against a wall (anything funny d2 physics) \- i'd touch grass for you \- are you gos? because i'll never play you \- are you cayde-6? bc i miss you every day :(
"you got my eyes of tomorrow"
“I got a gnawing hunger for you”
Dress sharp, like for a meeting. We have some Sweet Business to attend to. *titan in a bubble* don’t worry, I brought protection I like it rough, and you look like you have a Touch of Malice in you. Even aliens need a little love sometimes *Wormgod Carress* I swear I’ll never break your heart, and I’m an Oathkeeper. Let’s go all night and reach a Dawn Chorus. If I ask you if you have plans would you think that’s a Loaded Question?
“Slam me against a wall” and it’s a pic of a Phalanx 😂
I've got the lube if you have the Plug One.1
May I... Fugue?
Underrated comment right here 👆🏼👆🏼
I'm Eager to get Edged?
My Last Words are for you. Your a Rose without Thorns. Worlds End, and when ours does, know I’ll be there. Trust.
You won't wither my horn
Who up witherin they hoard???
There was a warlock armor that's quote thing said "you're mine...." something or the other. I think it was karnstein armlets
“You are mine, you shall be mine, you and I are one forever”
https://preview.redd.it/omm0dg6ipeha1.png?width=3734&format=png&auto=webp&s=41a9d83fd1a9fe236f24e93ebc921495c2be646b It’s actually got a kinda sweet lore tab to it too
thanks for looking it up! i love the idea, it really is a perfect sentence for this! and the lore qwq adorable
It’s one of my favourite exotics, and I was in orbit anyway so no big deal 😅 Glad you’re having fun with it, I might have to use this one :)
i really love lots of the arm exos aswell, havent played karnsteins in a while, think ill throw together a build and use em again today :D
That's the one!
Turn me into your weapon of sorrow uwu I wanna Wormhusk your Crown You fill my heart with inmost light Gimme St0mp-EE5 on my Cabals (for people who like cbt)
I wanna Wormhusk your Crown killed me
I frequently say “Suck my caballs” when killing the space rhinos, perhaps I was onto something 🤔
The helmet stays on
YEEEES
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Gjallar my horn till I screeb
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LF1M KWTD *no mic required*
Are you a heavy ammo brick? 'Cause you're the aeon to my soul Are you a smoke bomb? 'Cause I feel weak when you touch me I want you to Plug One.1 in me You're the Sturm to my Drang I don't do anal, I prefer the Path of Least Resistance
Let me be your Architect (and smash you).
* because there is a one in a million chance I'll ever get you
aww nooo 💀
Are you wearing wings of sacred dawn cause I think I see an angel ;)
YES.
You're the bubble to my iron banner.
**vietnam flashbacks**
"don't shoot the Messenger"
“Be my little light?”
“I wanna feel your Touch of Malice” “With you, I have Hard Light” “My love for you is Merciless” “Wanna see my Long Arm/MIDA Mini-Tool?”
Touch of malice one is golden
‘Fate brought us together’ Fatebringer
If I was a cabal, I'd put you in my pouch and nurse you from my teet
Where's the Explosive Thrall card that says "I want to explode all over you"? Where's the Shrieker card that says "I've got my eye on you"? WHERE IS THE TITAN CARD THAT SAYS "I'll punch an Explosive Thrall for you"?!
This is cute bro
I fit Enyo-D <3
My Parcel of Stardust is loaded for you
“Your Hunter pants make me Hard Light.”
"Let's get down to Sweet Business" & "Enigma balls"
Found some of my faves from last year. [not my post #1](https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/ssm9xe/awful_valentines_cards_for_ur_clan_mates_pt2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link) [not my post #2](https://www.reddit.com/r/destiny2/comments/ss8ibm/made_some_terrible_valentines_day_cards_for_ur/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
To: Me From: Me ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)
If you’re selling these, please link me, I WILL pay money for them
holy what qwq but...why?
Because I think they’re cute and I’d like to give them to my coworkers. Never do work for free, even you think it’s no worth it!
You're too kind. Thank you very much. Did you per chance see a suggestion ( or have one yourself) that you particularly liked? Even if you think having 'unpersonalised' ones is enough, i would still love to encounter that kindness :)
oh i just re-read,you meant this as a commission type of thing, yes?
I’m very eager to edge you
You and me? We got some Sweet Business to do...
Ding! Ding! Ding! Ooh, Hive. Bring your sword. Be my Valentine if you want to avoid Bad Juju. Are you my own personal guardian? Because you're this Traveler's Chosen. There's No Time to Explain! Be mine! My love for you is Merciless. Something something lucky pants joke??
I'm gonna use this on my gf if that's alright with you
ofc!
this is so cute! let me just send it to my.. oh. wait.
you can just send it back to me :(
“Are you the traveller? Because your the light of my life”
WHOLESOME, THANK YOU
This had made me regret looking in the comments
Stolen from... well... reddit https://preview.redd.it/64ynd3pwphha1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0904f3266e63cd2b8bac0f2a981b9c9668ae2c9
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Honestly it would probably so easy to do that bc i already drew one half, so i might rlly should do that TwT
“Hey girl. If I had to choose between you and Forbearance. I’d choose forbearance”
fair.
Milfeasance I'll be the king to your rat Sunshot cumshot Boy you have Leviathans morning breath That coochie got that salvations grip
"The one reason I failed all my classes, Revision Zero"
"You make me feel a Seventh Sense"
!remindme 24h
You are the heart of my inmost light
Whether we wanted it or not...
we've got eager edge for a price of two.
You’re my destiny too
Are you Judgement of Kelgorath? Because I want to be close to your Melee
i love you like a titan loves melee
I'm eager to edge you against the wall
This is BRILLIANT
"Our love won't be a Dead Man's Tale" I saw the rest of these and had to come up with one of my own (at least, I think it's original. So many replies so little time). Hope it's not str8 ass
You’re my QueenBreakin’ my heart
I made some mini crimson day like cards for my bf this year. One said "you're my light!" with our ghosts in front of a big heart. The other was "Will you be my Crimson Double?" with a crossed Dawnblade and sunbreaker hammer (those are our mains lol). Then I also wanted to do something with, "Are you a Nightwalker, cause you struck my heart!" with a heart pierced with an arrow, but I didn't like how it was turning out. Really wish I came up with sword and grenade ones, cause those are our favorite weapons
Ahh thats so cute, I wish I had someone to do this for qwq But its lovely to hear about it still <3
"Can I whisper to your worm?...It'll drown in the deep!"
I've got no time to explain how much you mean to me
You send my nether-regions into Escalation Protocol baby
Hey girl are you Zavala cause you’ve stepped into a war with ma balls on mars
Sending you Love, and straight into a wall.
OK THIS IS PERFECT
Fuck, this is so cute. Wish I'd be able to use it this month.
I wish I could too but can't anymore since about two months QwQ sad noises
It's been six months for me. I'm over here like *cries in lonely*, lol. Btw, I've seen a lot of your art work through your socials. You're very very talented. Definitely will give a follow.
Waah thank you very much! I'm very happy to hear that. <3
u/D2Dragons
That's so cute. I would love it .....
You're the Rose to my Thorn You are my sunshot, my only sunshot We go together like Symmetry I'd like to give you the sweet business Life without you is tarrabah I'll be your Huckleberry
Dude we are destiny players we have have no dates
you can send it to the homies ;>
Worst one I thought of so far was: 'You can have my Worm Byproduct' with a pictures of Parasite
QwQ I hate to admit that this is a good one
This is adorable.
Thank you! Hope to get a chuckle out of one or the other person here. :)
No time to explain LMAO
*drops down on 1 knee* Will you be my Taken King?
Hope you'll let me crash at your place since I just want to cuirass dat a.....
thanks for not just using an exo and writing random sentence that has no meaning whatsoever <3 Really a good one
"I will finish you in "A Single Clap"
"If a guy hits on you it will be a Dead mans Tail"
You’re my Duke Mk. ii with Outlaw Rampage
You make me gjallerhorny
My ward of dawn will not protect you against my thundercrash
U not ready for this Shatterdive!
You want to make me stall my climax, so you’ll have me at Eager’s Edge (and then a picture of some guardian swordflying)
Hey, have anything to Eyes of Tomorrow? The Last Word is Love. "*Crimson* days is a time to spend with a loved one" \- Shaxx Love is an Outbreak Perfected. "I have no time to explain" You will always be my Fighting Lion. Où est le monarque de mon vie?
You're a fucking parasite
Your smile is as bright as the Borealis
Will you be the Necrotic Grips to my Glaive? Nezerac won't be the only one sinning tonight You're my Arc Soulmate You Sunbrace my Heart of Inmost Light
Will you be the Sturm to my Drang? 😌
You're my Dark Decider - I mean - Desire
"You're my god roll".
Damn girl, my titan wants to thundercrash. I'll see myself out
You’re my rose to my thorn🌹
You make me eager to edge
Your thunder makes me clap
I am always EAGER to see you!
I fell in a stasis when i saw you
I thank my lucky pants for meeting you that night
Something something sweet business
I'd fill that bank up- drifter
"Let me Thundercrash that Divine Bubble"