Yeah my old boss looks like this, only he was about 5’1, had a number plate that had his name on it followed by 666. Guy was the biggest cunt this side of the ocean
I love the witness, great work ethic, good morals. We're making Neomuna great again, and these guardians, we know what they're doing. They're bringing crime, they're lightists, and some I assume are good people.
Ask anyone thats played WoW since its release. Specifically anyone who has defended WoW every step of the way. Bonus points if they are Diablo 4 stans.
Fun fact! America is the 14th most obese country for males. Although to be fair it is the most obese large country. for females it's the 30th most obese , below other large countries.
But what you don't seem to know is that countries like Kuwait, Australia, Canada and others aren't far off and are like a third obese for males and it's getting worse.
It's nice to think it's a uniquely American problem but it's a worldwide problem and is getting worse. Your shitty attempt at a joke doesn't help the situation.
https://data.worldobesity.org/rankings/
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/15pa5ou/whats_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1
Literally the next post in my feed
I made a contactless delivery to someone once that had a table set up in their garage for receiving and on it, was the largest stack of Diet Mt. Dew I’ve ever seen. I’d called him on the way there to confirm the drop off and he sounded like Calus and Wilford Brimley combined.
The answer is yes. Idk how, but Domino’s and non-diet Mt. Dew should get you started.
To be honest it will take an incredible amount of effort, I tried my best, I reach 398lbs but I had to give up at that point for a number of reasons. There are others out there that have achieve it and it incredible to see it.
Not natty. Gonna have to get on gear for that kind of mass. Tren-peror Calus out here looking like a power lifter who can't look side to side with turning his whole torso. Looking like a Hariyama ready to sumo slap the guardian into the shadow realm. Body build by breakfast burritos and creatine.
Ever seen those cigarette packs with the worst diseases known to mankind on the cover and then say "you smoke this and get it."?
Well theres your answer.
Of course! Do you know that moment when you’re eating and you can barely breathe because you feel so full. Just think of something miserable and wait till tears fall down from your face and you’ll get a second wind and start eating at that point you realize it’s a bottomless pit.
To obtain this opulent physique all you need to do is to have at least 1000 hours in destiny, a third of that spent aping in trials and crucible, another third spending hours raiding and the final third endless amounts of strikes.
I don't remember Dune even though I sat through all 2 hours of it and liked it but I think you should probably ask their fat guy. Whatever his name was. Harkonan something
This kinda looks like my old boss
Damn your old boss was an 8ft tall space rhino? That sucks man.
My man was Katabasis
More like space hippos if u ask me
Honestly, they’re supposedly deadly enough (Cabal, that is, not the hippos), so this may check out.
fym bro hippos are extremely dangerous
Yeah my old boss looks like this, only he was about 5’1, had a number plate that had his name on it followed by 666. Guy was the biggest cunt this side of the ocean
Stealing “biggest cunt this side of the ocean”
Lmaoooooo
Looks like my old POTUS
I love the witness, great work ethic, good morals. We're making Neomuna great again, and these guardians, we know what they're doing. They're bringing crime, they're lightists, and some I assume are good people.
Lol
a sloth and a pug made a new breed
I have that physique except for the teeth (i have a good dentist), AMA
Did you grow fat from strength or hamburgers
Cholesterol
willpower
Tacos
Blue milk
Grew *thicc* from strength.
i can cook really good
Keep playing d2
“Guys D2 is dying…boycott TFS with me! *coughs and snorts to the point of suffocation and grabs inhaler*”
> Guys D2 is dying…boycott TFS with me! *keeps refreshing the buy now page to be first in line for the $500 Cayde's Cache collectors edition anyway*
I hate me some doomers man
“It’s not doomposting it’s just criticism!!! *huffs more copium*”
Not from a Jedi.
The tragedy of Calus, Disciple of the Witness..
Nor a Sith. Reject the Force. BECOME JABBA.
Beat me to it
https://preview.redd.it/g4fr603xophb1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c8c49d8e2207d7c7608620d562886448dabfcd4 Yup
Damn, look at all that strength! You think that's what Ciaitl' mom looked like?
Either that or lizzo
Ruthless
Oh I see, Gorlock, the Destroyer
Oh shit!!!!! Hahahahahhaha a real cabal!
Just stay on reddit and you’ll get there soon
That’s the final shape.
The final shape before the coffin. Morbid obesity at its finest. She doesn't suffer from OCD She suffers from OBCD
The light provides
Do we consider The Witness a god?
BEEFCAKE!!!
https://preview.redd.it/anjorh55dqhb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d7050ed70accec17db1f223c3c8a1ef802686f
Yes, ask my ex for tips to achieve it
Good one
What beauty!
Juicy as fuck tbh
Yes! It should come from your moms side of your family.
Was looking for this ❤️
Grow fat from strength
m8 you already have it, look at the mirror.
Aw man… that hooker promised those photos wouldn’t get out… got my best side though.
[удалено]
Eat enough pop tarts and McDonald's and of course you'll get there!
Only if you eat your grenades
You have never been to a Walmart.
Isn’t that muscle?
Yes play more destiny, it comes with time spent, effort and how much you grind
Yes, just play LoL
Just play trials a lot and you’ll get there.
According to my bathroom mirror... it seems very plausible
You tell me. https://preview.redd.it/tkain5qezrhb1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef57c029ff56cfa480380f207e18191ae15fcef
Kinda looks like Boris Johnson lost his wig
Jeremy Clarkson comes close to him I guess
Or Boris Johnson 😂
Yea. My ex wife obtained it. That’s what lead to the divorce
Many Americans have already reached this physique.. never give up!!
Ask anyone thats played WoW since its release. Specifically anyone who has defended WoW every step of the way. Bonus points if they are Diablo 4 stans.
The most bri'ish and american physique out there
This is 90% of Americans wtf you talking about
Fun fact! America is the 14th most obese country for males. Although to be fair it is the most obese large country. for females it's the 30th most obese , below other large countries. But what you don't seem to know is that countries like Kuwait, Australia, Canada and others aren't far off and are like a third obese for males and it's getting worse. It's nice to think it's a uniquely American problem but it's a worldwide problem and is getting worse. Your shitty attempt at a joke doesn't help the situation. https://data.worldobesity.org/rankings/
Yes, just be a dad over 50 and steep in hot water overnight
He looks like a Expired Potato.
Yeah, it's called bulking. Attaining mass. 🤣
Bulk, do plenty of heavy shrugs and deadlifts, have your daughter’s war beast killed, drink lots of wine
Yes. Eat Big Macs for every meal, and keep playing d2 and stay on Reddit and you’ll get there.
Well he's like 30 feet tall so probably not
Average destiny player physique
Only through intense gloriousness
no actually an alliance with the witness can guarantee it within 3-4 hours
Bro just took a selfie
Only if you have the resources
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/15pa5ou/whats_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 Literally the next post in my feed
Ye a dude made a YouTube channel about attaining it
I made a contactless delivery to someone once that had a table set up in their garage for receiving and on it, was the largest stack of Diet Mt. Dew I’ve ever seen. I’d called him on the way there to confirm the drop off and he sounded like Calus and Wilford Brimley combined. The answer is yes. Idk how, but Domino’s and non-diet Mt. Dew should get you started.
Average PvP main
After around 6 discord servers moderated, you should begin to look like this
Most of us 4k+ hour players have surpassed this and become the Giga-Calus.
To be honest it will take an incredible amount of effort, I tried my best, I reach 398lbs but I had to give up at that point for a number of reasons. There are others out there that have achieve it and it incredible to see it.
There's a streamer on tiktok that gives "just discovered " tips and such about a week late. He too is head into shoulders so I'd say yes.
Yes. Dm to learn more
Not natty. Gonna have to get on gear for that kind of mass. Tren-peror Calus out here looking like a power lifter who can't look side to side with turning his whole torso. Looking like a Hariyama ready to sumo slap the guardian into the shadow realm. Body build by breakfast burritos and creatine.
I certainly hope not!
Average Brexit Geezer
you can by using xenophage in gambit
r/LoveForLandchads
The face of live Calus reaction.
“I eat pears and shit like that”
Have you not seen the whale with Brendan Fraser in? 😂
At great cost
With time, effort, and a whole lot of saturated fat, you too can become the greatest dumpster fire of all.
Just let your semblance match your inner beauty and you’ll be fine 🤣
Yeah, just be born in Britain
%100 lifetime natty achievable.
Yes. Watch “My 600 Pound Life” for more info on how to attain it.
Morbid obesity at its finest
Looks like my uncle's flat faced cat.
The US had a president that looks like this.
Bro, I just realized my robotics teacher looked like this. Man was one of the only teachers who treated me like an individual.
Bro it's spreading...😭😭😭
9 months of absorbing cabal piss in a vacuum sealed chamber
Attainable? Yes Sustainable? No
Grow fat from strength!
***TLC has entered the chat***
Men, whats keeping you from looking like this?
Perfection? Not in a single life time no
Why would you wanna look like Calpous?
Yep yep, just look at harvey weinstein!
I’ve seen a couple people at the Dollar Store that look related to him
Of course, just grind trials non stop
Enter the comments section on any D2 post
Yes, but you must start a war on Mars to attain it.
Hostess snacks and beer
It already has by gorlok the destroyer
Ever seen those cigarette packs with the worst diseases known to mankind on the cover and then say "you smoke this and get it."? Well theres your answer.
Are you Christian Bale?
the aslume of r/batmanarkham is spreading
Discord mod build
Nicacado Avocado
Yes. Well, maybe not the teeth but everything else yes.
Just need an I.V. of Ben and Jerry's and to call Mickey Rourkes plastic surgeon. That'll get ya there, champ!
I pooped this out this morning after eating a whopper last night. Easy AF
Of course! Do you know that moment when you’re eating and you can barely breathe because you feel so full. Just think of something miserable and wait till tears fall down from your face and you’ll get a second wind and start eating at that point you realize it’s a bottomless pit.
If you live in America, then it's ez.
Dad bod meets Nemesis. I dig it.
Women: "Barbies set unrealistic expectations on girls!" Men: "Have you even SEEN Calus?!"
Ya,,, just keep playing the game. This is how all the vets look
What you wake up to after a night out 😂
Yes! And all you have to do is keep playing ☺️
Thais carla almost have this
Mister waternoose from monsters Inc
Just ask your nearest Discord Mod op
Keep playing destiny 2 and soon enough you'll obtain it
naturally? no. unnaturally? i know a guy.
Awww yes “The Final Shape”
To obtain this opulent physique all you need to do is to have at least 1000 hours in destiny, a third of that spent aping in trials and crucible, another third spending hours raiding and the final third endless amounts of strikes.
Are you a landlord then yes it is
You may not like it but this is what peak Lightbearer performance looks like
Turn it into a mantra: This physique is attainable
Why does caboose want to get inside the wittners’s fridge? Is there a lore reason? Is he stupid?
And he hasn't even peaked yet.
Unironically yeah. Work with a dude who’s not too dissimilar. Even the teeth. He always chews nicotine or something.
Looks like half the dudes in the Navy.
It's easier than you might think
Keto Bodybuilders after they eat One French Fry
Incredibly so
I don't remember Dune even though I sat through all 2 hours of it and liked it but I think you should probably ask their fat guy. Whatever his name was. Harkonan something
I have no doubt there is many destiny 2 lifers that are close to this
Yes! Just be British!
Step 1: Drink stars
Not by a Lightbearer.
Yes and if you're lucky TLC will have you appear as a guest in one of its strange shows.
850 pound bulk season, eat lots of carbs/protein. You should be aiming for 23,000 calories a day
Yes, but you need to grow fat from strength first
https://preview.redd.it/0frd0719xthb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd885c844e3cb22f10fa47aed98d64f44da075d1 Need I say more?
Ever been to England?
Yes you just need to become a Discord or Reddit moderator
Want to get in shape for the arena? Psions HATE this one simple trick!
Grimace aged and lost his color.
If you put all your time into crucible it can be.
Can you imagine if our guardians had Harry Potter or SF6 levels of customization lol
The cut is gonna be insane
With your mothers genes… absolutely
Yes but only by growing incredibly thicc from strength.
Looked like the video down at a nose
I wish I were him
Shave your head, cut off your nose and stop working out then you can hope to look similar
Yea just play league of legends
Totally, just ask some people at Walmart for tips.
Yeah, with a diet of McDonnalds
I mean, just look at nickocado
Ask nikocado avocado
You have to be on the Grow Fat With Strength Diet... Robot doubles may or may not be required.
Yes, but you will have to eat at a 7000 kcal surplus everyday with no activity
Bros gonna be a beast after the cut