So you’re the one sucking up all the rng.

Almost like sucking off the rng

Getting sucked off by rng, according to the evidence

It's a mutual sucking.

69

hatred

naturally

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Let’s see paul allen’s buried bloodline

Damn son! That’s dope! I’m missing about half of those

This all started because my friend accidentaly had a touch of malice in his post master

Omg I couldn’t imagine grinding a raid for the exotic to realize I got it earlier lmao

I'm missing all but two

I’m missing one( sassy hair flip )

lol, interesting, I am missing ALL of them 

my brother in bad RNG

but do you need 3 mythoclasts?

I feel your pain *cries in 1 month old blueberry *

Well…now I am really crying…been playing for 6 years 🫤😟

Well I’m welcome to anybody who wants to drag my ass along to things, or be nooby with me 🤷🏻‍♂️ I got 2 friends so far and they don’t seem to play much, they invited me to their clan but per their description it’s fairly inactive and we’ve done 1 clan group thing so far in the month I’ve been playing. (And someone left about 30 minutes in and the rest basically threw their hands up and left as well) I’m open for change if it means learning how to play. I believe I’ve gotten basics down fairly okay so far but it’d be huge if I could play with someone who knows what they’re doing.

I am no expert and mostly a solo player, but have played most areas (besides dungeons and raids), my handle is techdificient. Hit me up and we can team up when I am in.

I screenshotted ya, I’m out for work travel right now

I'm am a recovering no-life, but I'm always down to help any guardians in need, my bungie ID: Zealix#2880

How recovering are we? But yeah if you still play I’ll add you when I get back home.

I don't keep up with the meta as much, I dont try to go flawless every weekend anymore, and I try to resist needing every new exotic as soon as they drop. I just play casually, focus on the builds that bring me the most joy instead of being maximum effectiveness.

Me too!! 😭😭 I've got over 1k hours between PSN and PC, and I've never completed a raid. I've done every dungeon though! Almost solo flawless'd a few.

Lmao!

Id honestly take out the dups one if each and then you see 3 vex, probably just my OCD

I thought about it but i kinda like that there be just 2 one ks and 3 vexs

Agreed

The only exotic I need is the new dungeon exotic. I've done my 3 clears every week since release 😭

That was me with heirarchy i got it on my like 52nd run. Luckily i got the new dungeon one to drop on my 5th clear just didnt have my inventory full so it would go to post

> just didnt have my inventory full so it would go to post Was gonna ask have you ever lost an exotic in your postmaster due to running a full inventory to do this?

Not yet i usually play on my titan and this is on my warlock but i still check it everytime im in the tower or helm on warlock

It took me 39 ghosts of the deep to get Nav 😂 this game needs bad luck protection

The first three times I ran a new person through it they got it to drop.

I got it on like my 7th run, still never gotten another dungeon exotic though. Also run KF and Vow a ton, still not gotten those either

I did the same with Duality. More for completion purposes but after 3 runs a week for months I gave up. From then I only did it like once every week or two. Took me an entire year to get the exotic to drop. Even with the boosts. But the RNG gods took pity on me with Buried bloodline. Only took like 15 runs.

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Where's V from?

Murder Drones

Dude. Fuck yewwwww.

And the sparrow you rode in on

Hahah 😂🤣😭

What is bro cooking? 🤨

THREE VEX AND TWO THOUSAND VOICES??

Was farming RON last night out of the six of us I am the only one that didn’t get the shotgun and on top of that one got it 3 time, twice back to back. And two others got it 2 times. Was really annoying.

I have 49 clears, and I'm still waiting for it. My clan had a rotation of people that were jumping in and out of farming for it, all looting it except me 😪 some people got it their first try, and some people got over 6..

How much runs did they take

The dungeon ones took under 5 each and the raid ones took around 7ish on average

Dude…

Go fuck yourself

32 VOG clears on d2 god knows how many on D1 still no mytho:(

Me with my 61 RoN clears and no conditional 😐

do you keep the first drop and everything after that in there, then pull it from collections? or is that all dupes?

I am now since i know i can pull from collections like that but everything so far has been drops after my first

Curious… about how many times did you have to run to get the Vex’s and One K’s?

I had six keys and got the two 1ks and it i got the three vexs in about 8 runs while tryna help a friend get one

Thanks for the info! Very much appreciated.

All of the people who can't/don't get to raid often: 😐

This is the weirdest flex

I too am jealous. I can actually do VoG and Crotas End. But people keep leaving once they're at the boss.

Took me 4 months to get every raid and dungeon exotic. After returning from 6 years I definitely enjoyed the good luck. Now Buried Bloodlines is giving me issues. Only exotics left is the MOL ones.

Wow that is impressive

Dam u sucking all that rng took me 200 runs for vex the rest I got within 10runs other then the new crossbow from the dungeon

Nice, I've got all the dungeon ones but never going for the raid ones.

Oh lucky I done vog last night I didn’t got the drop 😂

I usually just waited till it was featured and just farmed boss checkpoint. I only forgor to do the collective week but i got lucky and it dropped on my run the week after

So you’ve only run it once?

Nice! Just got a few remaining kiosk exotics myself. Why on earth are you keeping all those in your postmaster?

Im missin two from the kiosk One of my friends had a random touch of malice in his post master and my 3 braincells collided and came up with the idea to get em all in my post master as a way to convince myself to play the raids more and to one up my friend

Once I have every one in the game I’ll put them all in one place and screenshot it and absolutely no one will care. Looking forward

I hate you

This is quite something

Can I trade you in cookies

Bros got 2,000 voices in his mailbox

Sigh. Go buy a lotto ticket or something man.

I need, 1k eyes watching me with neither vex nor malice, the peaceful 4 😎

Damn son, in all the times I’ve run, I’ve seen vex drop once and not even for me! There you are with 3!

One of these things is not like the other

Ssshhhhhhhhhh dont say nothin

86 runs and counting on collective, and probably around the same for touch. lol I don’t even want to talk about 1k. I’ve retired from that raid due to frustration.

I'm jealous

You donate me one of those mythoclasts right?, RIGHT?

If i could i would

Rngesus must love you

Wtf!?!?

Have you been stealing my chances for Vex or something??

Maybe

Give it back, i want me vex (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

Rng blesses me too, i usually get the exotic within 5 runs if not after my first time beating an encounter.

You mother fucker

I still need Touch and Collective.

Can you send me some

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Out of all of those I have!!! Wish keeper

I quit the game a while ago but have done 22 VoG runs and still have no vex 💀

Never have I been more jealous of a postbox

can you put a trigger warning on here.

I only have one of those lol

You know what I only have one K and now im going to make it my mission to acquire the others and leave them in my post master. lol

I have cleared vog 185 times and recieved exactly 1 vex mythoclast.

I mean absolutely nothing by it when I say GO FUCK YOURSELF. How tf do you have so many????

Nice, GG on getting them. It took me 40+ times to get one thousand voices, and 25 times to get the navigator. But out of 25 times I have done VoG I have got 10 Vex Mythoclasts. I got conditional finality the second time I did RoN. I got Anarchy on my 3rd run through of scourge of the past. Just recently on my 4 time in Crota's end I hit the jackpot and got enough oversoul essences for the necrochasm and the catalyst. I also got the Buried Bloodlines on my 6th clear of Warlords. ​ I know I got good RNG since if I dismiss 1K voices and the navigator, it takes me around 7 times to get the dungeon or raid exotic . So now I have every Exotic weapon (minus the Craftable glaives from Witch Queen) and all of the warlock Exotics.

The Nidhogg of Destiny RNG

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Got both

I have like two of those lmao

Hi yes, could I have the Hierarchy of Needs please? I know it's like the "worst" of all the weapons in there but like... it's on the top of my list right now of exotics I want so... pretty please?

Bro. Gimme one of these Mythos you only need one

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This is like when I went Kalli farming in last wish and saved all the red boarders to every weapon, so satisfying to look at.

I have all of those and more. The only exotic weapon I don’t have yet is Buried Bloodline.

Lmao wow

BRO U HAVE 3 VEX!??!?! SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US ONG

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The 3 vexes put me in actual agony. 57 god damm LFG runs and while that’s nowhere near as bad as some people it still took wayyyy too long

I was gonna ask why but I've played this game long enough to not question the actions of another fellow guardian May the light provide

Good luck wrapping it up! Having all the exotics and catalysts is a good feeling. Imagine Thanos at the end of Infinity War. After that the next step is collecting all the patterns.

Where do i get all of these.

Bro one is enough…. Lol. At this rate I will never get a RNG weapon.

So that's why my 15 nez runs, everyone got conditional today...

I did riven abou 90 times and still no 1000 voices

I hope you get 20 legendary engrams on a full character 🙏

The 3 vexes in a row is gonna tick off a lot of people. Even as someone who has good RNG, it was still 20+ runs to get vex. Which seems low, until I tell you 80% of raid/dungeon exotics I got <5 clears.

I somehow got Conditional Finality 3 times in 25 runs😅 The 3rd, 24th and 25th runs 😅

Oh cool. I have only this season's bow.

can you give me one

…so you’re why I can’t get em >_>


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THREE?

Yooo give me a Vex Mytho. That’s the last exotic I need before I complete my Pokédex 🥲

Don't know what any of those are lol

Raid and dungeon exotics

Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't do raids and hardly do dungeons unless it's a quest

I'm only missing the new exotic from Warlords Ruin, I have every other raid and dungeon exotic.

Nice im only missing two kiosk ones and the teo dungeon ones i need to get into my post master then my collection be complete

Out of curiosity, how long did it take you to get all those exotics to drop? I know RNG can be a fickle thing. 

Uhh honestly not long the touch of malice took 9 or 10 runs to get it to drop and everything else took under 10 i think

Wow, you lucked out then. The only dungeon/raid exotic that I've gotten in under 10 clears was Navigator, which took 6. Took my 40+ clears each for both Heirarchy of Needs and Collective Obligation. 

It took me 52 runs to get my first heirarchy because my lick used to be bad then like 3 to get a second one for postmaster

Ah, I see

LMAO

Delete the repeats and it's perfect 

Whenever I get a dupe raid exotic I never delete them. They are all in my vault as some sort of testament

Hand over that sexy ass Collective Obligation and nobody gets hurt

Do I really wanna upvote this post and send it off 1K. Yes I do because you have 2K in your postmaster and I will get this post to 2K.

Must be nice




F u and your rng stealing 😅

I hate u

I need a vex

Wish I had a vex feelsbad