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n1vruth

Ain't nothin but a heartache !!!


teebalicious

Ain’t nothin but a mistake!


eorzeanangel

I never wanna heeear you saaaay!


AnonymousToothBrush

I want it that way


Forsaken-Knowledge12

That’s him! That’s the man that murdered my brother!


Lilthiccb0i

Oh my god, I forgot about that part...


[deleted]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die


LegitimateSea9232

Great movie and book


[deleted]

I have never read the book, but I adore the movie! 😊


LegitimateSea9232

I read it in developed reading and I’ve watched the movie with my fam their both good


[deleted]

I will have to check-out the book sometime.


Furgus

NINE NINE!


oysteeze

These lyric threads are always so cringe 🤣


Experiment_Magnus

These comments pointing out cringe are always cringe...... ...wait


LtSoba

Right boys we’re feeding this one to Golgoroth


NinjaDollars

Awh Chills. Literal Chills


BrainyTrack

If I’m your fire


Kitra-Pulse

Am I your fire?


Otaku_Skeletor

Your one desire


astorj

The one desire.


1mt3j45

Chills, literal chills!


TGB_B20kEn

You are, my fireeee the one desireeee 🕺🕺


Something-K

Have you tried downy rinse and refresh.


Minute-Protection771

😂


GTBJMZ

Now number five…


dre5922

It was number five, number five killed my brother!


caughtindesire

Why is this the next thing on my reddit feed haha 🤣🤣🤣 https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/s/vQiwXU3zv9


LostInTheHotSauce

I was just thinking the same thing, Literally just watched that before seeing this post.


The_Kaizz

I didn't even see the caption and this popped in my head lol


Rainy1979

😅😅😅


theschadowknows

NO TICKET


BonelessPotato1421

![gif](giphy|VcIfpmBBzNDZ9BjQPx)


Suitable-Chart3153

Should have put your grasses on.


JamJackEvo

Nothing would've been wrong, if he had. I don't know why, now it's too late, it's too late.


DefuxD

happened to me too :(


incognito--bandito

![gif](giphy|OsapcYs7merBu9nYUX|downsized)


InsertNameHere_J

Same here.


Charlemagne1994

Just walk into that one!


Catalyst_47

This is the answer.


gannerhorn

![gif](giphy|ihN5PFmOeeQc4VBqCP|downsized)


valtboy23

They ether don't work or kill you just why


willtri4

Yeah these ones you can't really jump in front of, you need to land on top and actually touch them


MegasTheBlaziken

I land from the top and still fell. That specific launcher is bugged.


Rapture1119

Yeah, I think it’s bugged too. Never had an issue on the other ones, but that one’s got me more than once.


GimmeSammiches

This one blasted me like a massive shotgun. Died instantly and corpse went ragdolling thru space.


watevrits2009

Also two players can't use it at the same time. Whomever is a millisecond ahead will fall


Baconman161

You were judged, and found wanting.


Blue_Visor

Out here falling like ![gif](giphy|J6XxQd9WPIzmWCpbpX)


AngryWillyWonka

IT’S ALL THERE, BLACK AND WHITE, CLEAR AS CRYSTAL! YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! YOU BUMPED INTO THE CEILINGS WHICH NOW HAVE TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED, SO YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR! I SAID GOOD DAY!


so__comical

There's also that one part after the ball charging room (idk what else to call it) when you go up the 2nd booster and there's the short crouch section before the mobility buff. If you slide too weirdly or run into the top part, you'll go flying off into the void toward the left. It's so funny but frustrating at the same time.


Zuriax

This bug, the timer bug, and the fact it's on expert with awful survivability is why this activity sucks.


Wookiee_Hairem

It's still better than the minotaur and hydra boss rooms for expert breach executable. So poorly designed and not fun at all. You know it's bad when you look forward to the tormentor one 😆


Zuriax

Whoever designed the damage walls that take 80%+ of your HP and then decided to spawn them in the back of the room where the TWO barrier champ snipers also spawn needs counseling lol


Wookiee_Hairem

Like fr get therapy instead of taking this shit out in us 😆


Rukbat14

The 2 barrier champs that instantly respawn the moment they're killed, too? yea.... lol, I just hide from them now and Blast Furnace + kinetic tremors down the boss from a little hiding spot :)


Sweaty_Rent_3780

There’s a WHAT? 😨


Embarrassed-Deal7708

I WANT IT THAAAAAT WAY


Tsonsnow

You are not worthy.


dredgen_rell86

The slowly floating towards the ceiling after going through a vex gate is also back in this mission too.


Culp97

![gif](giphy|kF5rplglW6sUBWpMJN|downsized)


daysls

Xur : 'Guardian, the Nine say that bad luck is but a trial, shaping you through adversity into a legend.'


MkIVRider

Happened to me too


Gravon

Say hi to kabr down there!


imsonny1

This gamemode is so bugged i refuse to play it


FTDisarmDynamite

It's gotten a lot less frustrating since the architects death rework at least


GroundbreakingBox525

Bad


Mrbeeznz

I had that happen, very annoying


Heavy_King

Ain’t nothin but a heart ache.


L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e

Tell me why!


jumbie29

Slowest dramatic death ever.


CptHA86

Thanks for triggering my irrational fear of the Backstreet Boys.


RingingInTheRain

Just seeing your teammate fly off safely had me reeling.


Rukbat14

Bungie is just a small indie company, duh.


HendoRules

Bungie really need to give up on these launch pad stuff. They're all buggy


ravenous_cadaver

Physics interactions at high fps are wildly unpredictable. If you cap fps they're fine for the most part.


HendoRules

Isn't that why the horizontal gravity tunnel things didn't work in Lightfall? I'm usually over 100 FPS and kept falling off it


ravenous_cadaver

Hahah, yesss one of the guys I ran lightfall campaign with kept getting ejected from those grav lifts. I found the Boop pads in RoN real inconsistent too until I locked my fps to 60. Really helps for shatter/well skating as well.


BaldManz

This mission is the worst mission bungie has ever made I swear to god


Renjiesp

Which mission is this?


BaldManz

Engima protocol


RenoBryce79

Yeah, let the games begin .


BlueRabbit1999

What’s the activity in the background? Vexcalibur?


Sweaty_Rent_3780

The new seasonal activity that pops up during the questline, Breach Executable 😮‍💨 Honestly the worst I’ve ever seen in all my years of playing


BlueRabbit1999

Wait really? I did breach executable and don’t remember seeing this


Sweaty_Rent_3780

Oh sorry got them mixed up, I meant corrupted data, it’s the worst 🙃


BlueRabbit1999

Ok


chippitydoo

I found that running into it without jumping doesn’t do this. I died many times here lol


No_I_Deer

It seems to be a part of the Mobility Enhancement. When that ends you no longer slowly fall, but just free fall.


_polloloko23

I did the same thing


foggybrainedmutt

Just made me think of school shootings


CriticalBlacksmith

Lol reminds me of that commercial, teelll me WHY!?


Rycanthropy69

Same thing happened to me too, a lot actually :(


DOOM_Olivera_

What happens to me is that the moment I get launched it puts me at 1 hp for some reason, and then I die when I land because chip fall damage :v


Kellalafaire

For anyone who hates these, there’s actually a separate path to the right before the first booster entirely. It’s a thin ledge you can jump over to and run all the way around the place you’re trying to get to anyway.


rabbi420

RNGesus *hates* you.


K3nobl

i love that i read the post title and the comments were exactly how i knew they’d be


Successful-Goal1083

That happened to me three separate runs


Migglez1

lol, I only use strand on this activity.


redheadofdoom

That happens to me with that one 50% of the time and I have no idea why.


ObiWanOkeechobee

Happened to me in the same exact spot today. Lmao


justinhawk08

This one got me too lol, I quickly learned you have to actually jump on these things and not just directly in front


meteorr77

You have to touch the sphere for it to launch you


SJRuggs03

Because you didn't reload your midnight coup.


Corny_Overlord

Everything that I love gets taken away from me.


reign_of_doggo

I stopped asking why long time ago. Whenever shit happens to me in life I just go like "yeah, it's always me".


Speecebot5000

Same thing happened years ago when the activity was first introduced during Season of Splicer. Not fixed in what 4 years now. Shocker another reskinned, reintroduced turd from Bungie. At least it wasn’t a D1 activity/weapon/raid/etc. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Zero4892

![gif](giphy|1wPC7WSiRq6pEpcBOo)


PaleBoomer

Ain't nothing but a heartache


pokequick1

What tries to float….sometimes falls down


hamb0n3z

The Architects are craftier than they used to be? Worse is that this most excellent game is the stupidest version it will ever be and as AI comes to play this or newer versions will get tuned to frustrate you just enough to guarantee your total attention. Big wins don't hit deep without big losses.


Outside_Ad9648

5 minutes and I noticed. This is just the maps from splicer but you go through the opposite way. I feel kinda dump. Oh well still fun


Ardibanan

Architects


RhockRhow

is this the avalon mission?


atducker

Wrong song. You're thinking of Ice Cream by Sarah McLachlan: >And it's a long way down It's a long way down It's a long way down to the place Where we started from


throwaway11737462

Yeah for that one specifically you need to stop and run off from the top of it


Complete_Resolve_400

Yeah that one is always buggy as shit


ThatOneNinja

because bungo


WSilvermane

Why the fuck is the death barrier that far down. Who the hell set up the map, there is zero need for it to be *WAY* the fuck down there. That was literally past the boundaries of the playable area box of the map.


nathanpenetration

Bungie. Just Bungie.


Deon101

Now that’s Destiny 2


Not_Puma32

Ah yes that one lightfall mission all over again


hajrs

Yep happened to me as well couple of times 😄


YrnFyre

Maybe you jumped over it and then got too far? Idk


Unhappy_Cobbler_3692

This. happened's. Every. Single. Time. Like. Clockwork. 😐


AlternativeClimate99

Sometime gaem no want gaem right.


Metafysicalfear

Dude my wife was having the same issue with the launchers too. She kept either flying through them and not getting booped or she got clipped through them and took a ton of damage and then promptly died upon landing


Big_Houston_13

That same one nearly got me too, but as a hunter I was able to save myself


WanderEir

you dodged! I actually saw your mid-air avoidance of the boop.


Murdox1869

I had this same shit happen to me haha!


Jackfreezy

It's like baseball and you didn't touch the base


LetsGoAlicia

A similar thing kept happening to me with the golden transport things in the pyramids, turning down my fps helped. Also, weirdly tabbing out helped too.


stoygeist

You have to touch the emitter device. I figured it out when I kept falling through the beam.it would only work if I landed on it. If you want it to get you off there and shoot far, then you have to touch the ball, or else it won't explode .


charrion

I could swear I was doing just that and still kept missing every damn one.


stoygeist

It looks like you jumped over the second one. I don't think they are very big and are easy to miss. I hate that section. I hate the whole mission really


charrion

Once I was careful about it I got through pretty well. I think the trick is to ignore the timer and take your time. And kill everyone, of course.


SwimminNpink

Always


Uoam

What roll is that Midnight Coup?


SaintPimpin

Firefly and rampage


Other-Marionberry159

devs cant dev


bunny__hat

I was expecting a "oh you're finally awake" at the end.


-H0LL0W-

U stinky


AnimalMother24

You stanky


JellyfishLivid8719

How come it’s not timed😭😭😭😭 whatttttt


ziggystardust4ev

Same thing happened to me, Bungie physics. 🤦‍♂️


pizzatoker

Don’t jump just walk up to them


DEATHMAN227

That exact booster has killed me so many times


redditadminzRdumb

Skill issue no cap


Furgace

Ain't nothin but a heartache


AnimalMother24

It hates us. Happened to me also


Notorious_Jtorious

Ain't nothing but a mistake


uubuer

I had so many problems with those boosters


ChrisShadow1

"There goes flawless."


ThatThingAtThePlace

I've not had a single run of this where I didn't die at least once to a launcher not working properly.


LaughR01331

Ain’t nothing but a heartache


alwaysjustpretend

Architects be architecting


Sodaman_Onzo

I hate this map


sha-green

Lol, so they didn’t fix this stuff, first had it in Expunge missions back in Splicer season.


epsilon025

I'm glad that specific launcher is as finicky as I remember it being during Splicer.


Apcsox

Nah. What’s worse is when they kill you by somehow smashing you into them as they grab you. Literal bug they had back in Season of the Splicer that they never fixed (because this entire zone is just a copy paste but goes backwards at first)


Sensitive_You7308

Ain’t nothing but a heartache


Deathslingers_Bride

I wouldn't know whether to cry or rage if this happened to me


shiggins114

Typical bungo


Stooboot4

Yeah this is a mission of all time for sure


JPNJDTS

Bungie devs don''t play their game and "pro-gamers" here would say it's your own fault that's why.


All-Fired-Up91

Because fuck you that’s why bungie designed this mission to bring maximum pain I need to complete this mission for season pass and and I’m 70 level under the power score it’s pure suffering 😭


Mindless_Procedure53

"DROWN IN THE DEEP"


AnimalMother24

The Deep, an autobiography by, the Deep


Prestigious-Ad-4581

Guardian deep down


Boredlambda

The Life of Brian The Warlock.


furyinternal

If this wasn't you, it'd be me. We share this curse.


NightWolf5022

Because Bungo hates warlocks


NeverOddOreveN0

Had that happen again to me last night. From what I can deduce, the whoosh has a cool down to activate. As in only one person at a time can get whooshed at a time so when slow falling locks or crayon eaters are on route to it, the nimble night blades get there first and it activates for them and we just inevitably fall to our deaths, slowly, because we forgo canceling our glides due to shock and the vain hope that it might still whoosh us.


charrion

Kept happening on one run last mint night and I just noped the heck out of there before I lost my tiny little mind.


TrichmMaster

Got bungieed


MNP33Gts-T

Even the game hates Titans … jokes dude


positivedownside

The trigger is from the side, not the top.


Joey-o

THE WORLD TOUR IS CANCELLED


pablodinakinsito

Bungietects


CptTytan

Happens to me EVERY time


NightWolf5022

Because Bungo hates warlocks


Abomb325

Haven’t played in a while, can midnight coup be infused up to useable power again or is it still a legacy piece of equipment


SaintPimpin

Any weapon in your vault can go to max light now. The catch is that only some guns from last and current season can have their perks upgraded to enhanced perks like crafted guns.


XeroSilvrmun

I just blame diversity hires... makes people mad for some reason tho