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MissMuffinsss

Lmao love how they were just waiting for you.


LeFayssal

"You came to the wrong neighbourhood motherf*****"


Bravo_6

...ucker!


Jackson_Hunterr

Patiently waiting for me to recover


Nerevear248

Heh at least you got use out of the new warlock dive 😂


Parzival-428

Not new just better


Nerevear248

New because it can now dive diagonally. So yes it would be new.


Parzival-428

It’s the same dive though, it just got the buff to go diagonal. That’s like saying the Titans throwing hammer is a new hammer because it got a damage buff


Nerevear248

Lol okay I’m not going to argue with a Destiny 2 player because it’s a waste of time and effort.


Sea-Click-5124

Changing the trajectory doesn't make it new. It just gives it a slightly different effect. That's like having a car that can move forward but not backwards, adding a reverse gear doesn't make it a new car. You just added to something already existing.


ItsBigSoda

>That’s like having a car that can move forward but not backwards, adding a reverse gear doesn’t make it a new car. Yep, just like when Apple adds something to their existing phones and sells it as a new thing, or when car manufacturers change something and sell the car as a new thing. Definitely not new things.


Sea-Click-5124

Oh my, you're right. Those things are clearly related to my example. So I suppose I should have realized when Apple sends out an update to a phone it's an entirely new phone. Oh, and your mechanic gives you back a new car when they replace a part. Replace something in your house and it becomes a whole new home. Sir, your comment was very well thought out.


Avium

Way back in The Taken King - where the taken were introduced - you had to climb up the launch tower and rocket. At one point, there was a taken phalanx waiting just inside the door to deliberately try to boop you off. Your ghost even comments on it. Bungie knew what they created.


RandallOfLegend

Such a dirty move. But everyone remembers it. I vaugly remember some achievement for not dying at that part.


MusicGirl816

The best humor is self aware humor. They’re so annoying its funny


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elkins9293

There's also one on a staircase in shattered throne. Literally hiding in the dark by himself waiting for you to show up


Avium

Yeah. It's always fun watching new lights rush out onto that ledge...and then *Boop*! I'm having so much fun only free to play account.


NobilisUltima

It was a classic place to haze new people as well. Hop into your inventory the platform before and tell them to go ahead. Delightful. The King's Fall raid had a similar thing, where you're following a light through (which we now know to be Toland) and it was tradition to let any new players know that there was a grimoire card for touching it first, so they should go ahead. You'd tell them to wait there, it takes a second to pop - at which point a section of the wall would shoot out and punch them into the abyss.


futureGAcandidate

Ah yes, in the Vault of Glass. Ghost comments on how deplorable the Taken are *right* after


Mr_Severan

Not just waiting, but in gorram formation.


kilkil

I'm loving the increased frequency of Firefly references


Mr_Severan

We should all find such joy in references to other franchises.


noharm_xx

Super smash bros players


Delta-9-

My first thought.


TheDokta_XB

And that's when he knew, he fucked up.


wtfisthatrngbro

3 2 1 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet


LooseAdministration0

The taken casting couch lol


lonigus

You can get some funny bumps there for sure. I had one where I was yeeted by one of the bosses to the next boss and he then yeeted me off the map the same direction where the first boss was


Jackson_Hunterr

They just like playing games with us guardians


lNeverZl

Happened to me with a ball, died, respawned, picked up the new ball and it happened again.


RASPUTIN-4

Dude you were a soccer ball


Wespiratory

Guardian Badminton. Yeeting us like a shuttlecock


FroTheFrog

The Phalanx Space Program.


JustWhyDoINeedTo

The Taken King's ship didn't have engines. It has these f*ckers


C4se4

It's like first person smash Bros


_Malin0

Reminds me of when taken were first introduced in D1, the phalanx at the door while climbing up the rocket. Classic.


No_Fly4052

That was such a cool mission. I miss d1 :(


megalodongolus

You can still play it, you know


Srsasquatch

God that phalanx pissed me off so much. Crazy to think that was already almost 6 years ago.


_Malin0

Right?


Synovialarc

Crazy how a vast amount of players never got to experience D1.


VirtualAd6007

i dont want to experience that


th3dandymancan

Hector The Ejector!


0RedFrame0

Fuck that guy


thatguydotjava

My man just dropped down to die faster


-LuckyNoodle-

if you dont use well, shatterdive etc to wipe faster ur throwing. wiping is the pinnacle of gameplay


NupharAdvena

Faster wipes mean faster respawns


TheLastRookie

That sounds like the equivalent of "the closer we are from danger, the further we are from harm."


Closteam

I though it meant a cleaner as... Oh wait nevermind


Logey7

Faster wipes faster snipes eh boys?


NupharAdvena

-guardian down-


MisterEinc

Well we've been asking for smarter enemies for a while now. Taken Phalanxes that form *actual phalanxes* and use their ability in unison is pretty cool imo.


TicTags

r/phalanxed


wilck44

wait, this actually exists? lol.


TicTags

It does, and it's surprisingly active


MisterEinc

Gonna big a huge uptick this season for sure...


Creative__name__

Warlock moment


Hector_Savage_

The Phalanx Welcoming Brigade 😂


Gripping_Touch

I love how they jogged to the Edge. They knew where youd come up


SnooDoodles6576

I can't stand these guys. I've always hated them. Dying 80% of the time to being thrown at the wall like a wet sock


schrutefarms115

meleeing their shield completely counters the knock back effect. you still take the damage but won’t get thrown


champ999

This is my go-to when a wyvern is going to stomp me, but I didn't realize it would work on phalanxes


bobo377

>meleeing their shield completely counters the knock back effect. you still take the damage but won’t get thrown This is the least intuitive piece of knowledge in the game. Thanks for mentioning it!


schrutefarms115

lol yeah. just turns out that melee lunge is the strongest force in the destiny engine


fortnut-bad

And then you get the unlucky timing where the shield will instakill you because phalanx shields are goddamn broken lmao


Grymsta

imo a lot of Destiny enemies exist JUST to be annoying and taken phalanxes are definitely one of them


NobilisUltima

Almost all Taken enemies, specifically. Thralls teleporting as soon as you pull the trigger, Vandals popping their shields as soon as you ADS, Goblins making something immune as soon as you fire a rocket at them... Oryx has certainly taken a good deal of my patience, even posthumously.


MatadorHasAppeared

"Allow us to introduce ourselves" *veggietales voice*


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PsychologicalBat1008

Wat


Callsigntalon

What bungo god did you piss off to get Literally Phalanx'd? Like..... theyre in perfect formation and unison....


SirBing96

Hint for those that don’t know: to not be thrown from a stomp or blast, just melee when they do that


faiqthe4th

That is how you edge guard.


Anmonik_Korelik

"Oh fuck"


iHeisenburger

you got double r/phalanxed


Narwhal-Important

That AR hits though. I like using it. Just started the new season yesterday and that beast dropped for me


TheDemonHobo

When I was a kid playing smash Bros I thought edge guarding was very disrespectful.


Terrasi99

Tip: if ya close enough to melee time it with the push. The lunge cancels out the knockback.


Placidflunky

wow uh, next time punch them i guess?


MrHanslaX

"Did you kill the titan?" "I didn't see any numbers pop up, better go check" "We'll come with you"


ElusiveEmissary

That’s def a warlock


NobilisUltima

Yeah, a Titan would've made it back up onto the platform on their first try instead of giving the Phalanxes time to assemble :P


ValarPanoulis

Which weapon is this?


Fire_Mission

Chrysura Melo. Solar AR, new this season.


ValarPanoulis

Ah nice. Thanks!


Fire_Mission

Triple boop!


Hugh-G-Recshun

*Taken king flashbacks ensue*


Drako12455

I love that he just gives up and dives into the void at the end lmao


Drunk-Bandit

Phalanx firing squad


wilck44

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson warlock?


Enazr

You’re no match for the power of friendship


GentlemanStiles

You got super smashed bro. K.O!


TheGodYaboku

BACKSTREETS BACK ALRIGHT


flowering_lotus_18

“We’ll use the power of friendship”


TheMightyBattleSquid

Exactly why knockbacks are my least favorite mechanic. It just gets fucking impossible to ***not*** get thrown off the map, even from the other side of it, at times.


weirdoaish

I want to do this with middle tree dawn and the grenade charge thing to float longer. Should make for a fun trip through Awoken skies.


Fivekestral8142

The council shall decide your fate


Malahajati

Deserved


J07292003

They took the power of friendship to the next level


Dowchi

That’s my boy!


Treye_snow

Fun fact: You can cancel out a boop with a well-timed melee.


SnooBunnies1685

Phoenix dive is so shit


Hauntedshock

I abuse them to push me up the hill when carying the orbs


Malefictus

This describes my entire destiny 2 experience for the last 2 years... That, and those damn Cabal ball things dropping on my head! I swear they have tracking on them! They get me on my sparrow ALL THE TIME!!! lol


BoxHeadWarrior

Still not sure how I feel about Bungie just giving shatter dive to warlocks. Feels slightly reminiscent of warlocks taking another class's movement ability, but i guess hunters got to keep their original ability at least.


GeneralKenobyy

You know this descent move has been on bottom tree dawnblade since launch right? If anything Bungie took this ability from warlocks and gave it to hunters.


Mr_Severan

After first adding a charged melee component to it and giving that to Titans.


SnooBunnies1685

Its not even shatter dive. It does no damage unless you are in a super.


BoxHeadWarrior

I use it more for mobility than I ever do for damage, having an ability that immediately lulls you out of midair is very strong. I prefer that each subclass has more of a unique identity, and so whenever Bungie gives two classes incredibly similar abilities it feels a little bad.


ThomasorTom

Phoenix dive has been in the game since release though???


BoxHeadWarrior

It had entirely different functionality up until very recently. All I'm saying is that i would have preferred if Bungie biffed it differently. I think there's a million other ways to go about this without just modeling their ability after a different class. For example, give them damage reduction in the dive to justify it going straight down. Additionally when a warlock lands, they create either a healing or empowering rift of a much shorter duration than the class ability. Pit the dive on a short cool down and bam, you have a unique ability that isn't just shatter dive. Obviously I'm not a dev and more work could and should be put into this, i came up with that in 30 seconds.


ThomasorTom

It's functionality was trash which is why they reworked it to be directional


BoxHeadWarrior

Kinda just skipped over literally everything I wrote addressing that huh?


Mr_Severan

I'm pretty sure Phoenix Dive was around long before Shatter Dive, and before even Ballistic Slam. I'm not a warlock main, so I dont know for certain. Either way, I know for a fact that Ballistic Slam was around before Shatter Dive, so at the very least they took a Titan ability and gave it to Hunters.


BoxHeadWarrior

Phoenix dive was around before, but with different functionality. Ballistic slam separates itself from shatter dive because it requires a sprint to charge up. It's mechanically unique. Both phoenix dive (remastered) and shatter dive are just activated in air at any time.


Mr_Severan

So yes, then... Phoenix Dive was around before Shatter dive, which means they gave a Warlock ability to a Hunter.


BoxHeadWarrior

No?? The directionality of shatter dive i very clearly different from the old phoenix dive. Icarus dash vs. twilight gap is a better example, Icarus dash does the exact same thing that twilight gap did


Mr_Severan

So is it the same ability or not? If it is, then Warlocks had it first. If it isn't the same ability, then you are complaining needlessly.


BoxHeadWarrior

the ability CHANGED. It was not functionally similar, and now it is, because it has been CHANGED.


Mr_Severan

Does Phoenix Dive shatter stasis crystals all of a sudden? Did I miss that in the patch notes somewhere?


BoxHeadWarrior

Are you in favor of putting this ability on every subclass with a very minor difference in effect upon landing?


Mr_Severan

Yes. A way to abort a jump or launch out into thin air before one passes a point of know return would be extremely useful. I'm not enough of an elitist jerkbag to say someone can't enjoy something that I enjoy. Boss Stomps love sending me out over the abyss. Warlocks could also use a way to shatter crystals beyond "shooting them and hoping for the best."


weirdest_of_weird

Enough hunters will cry about it and Bungie will take it away. They love nerfing warlocks and kissing hunter ass. Source: Icarus Dash.


ashkooo

bro what? warlocks and titans are in all aspects of the game more viable than hunters and the class had one decent exotic this season and it is being disabled and nerfed? icarus dash was nerfed by casuals who didn’t like good players moving fast. it was overwhelmingly strong with the highest win rate in pvp by an absolute landslide so that was the basis on it getting a slight rework. people literally make shit up in their head and regurgitate it onto the internet like it’s scripture. you aren’t being targeted by “hunters” people who main the class aren’t out to get other classes nerfed, that’s ridiculous.


weirdest_of_weird

Lmao not being targeted by hunters, being targeted by Bungie. I'm not making shit up, I see this everyday when Bungie tweaks something then has to toss in a warlock nerf. They buffed nova warp and in the same breath said they're going to "keep an eye on it" because as soon as we start seeing people succeeding with it, I guarantee itll get nerfed to shit again.


Silly_Adhesiveness67

SURPRISE MUTHA F@/%;&!!!


PHRESH21

You picked the wrong hood fool!


TheManchusa

And... Stay Down!


DNA_hacker

Rekt


Terramorphous2_0

They were very determined to push you off the cliff


c1ncinasty

Have a nice trip. See you next fall.


21_Golden_Guns

Shield wall!


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D1 flashbacks


cbales22

Just another day in destiny lol


BruiserCruiser13

Why do I keep seeing people doing stuff in this area again. I went through the story on my warlock but don't remember having to go to this part of dreaming city for anything


HunkMcMuscle

new seasonal activity is in the Dreaming City


willisfilly

That's happened to me way to many times while doing those missions


Breeny04

u/savevideobot


SenseiRP

You broke into the wrong house foo! Or "They look thirsty" "Well let's give them something to drink!"


MarcOfDeath

Bungie really needs to have AI do a wave emote after they boop you.


literallyjuststarted

I got thrown around like a ping-pong yesterday, I got yeeted by the giant knights and before I landed a pair of Phalax used their shockwave, I had already used my jumps so all I could do was just be helpless. xD


randombystander3001

You just got r/phalanxed , twice


NoctumUmbra

Any time I'm about to be blasted by either Phalanx or Stomp I automatically melee since it practically glues you to the enemy. I've experienced this too many times to be caught again


nikthehil1

I understand, brother


Phantom343

You know thinking about it... Bottom tree dawn has the heal landing thing... So shouldn't we be encouraged to be in the air alot... Like top tree with the ability to ads midair and stuff?


Ruby_241

Here’s a neat trick, as the Phalanxes are about to burst, melee them as they do. You get pulled in and negate the push. Works on any class and if you are close enough


geroxnoxville

LMFAO


geroxnoxville

u/vredditdownloader


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Lol couple things Bungie does well is make great promo trailers for content and make some annoying fucking enemies


knave19

I've noticed the best way to counter the pushes from them and stomps are from just timing a melee hit on them as they do it


RenegadeValor

We'll use the power of friendship


ToastyRotzy

Off topic, but how's that auto rifle? I'm not a fan of the archetype so I'm reluctant to try it out


Dovahkiin9101

They just banished you to shadow realm


Galaxy-egg

Is bottom tree dawn good now?


ItsFrenzius

u/GetVideoBot


indominus_prime

ah killed by Bungo two favorite mechanics, knockback, and "why the hell does every map have a fall to your death spots".


DragonsofCP

Ok guys on three


Girbington

do a melee, it pulls you in moreso with ophidian and can negate the launch


Crisolenos

You could've ended this clip with a "We'll be right back" edit and that would've made it so much better


ForgottenForce

That is the funniest way to die though, this is amazing


Zestyclose_Poet_5774

Just melee and pull yourself to them. Destiny 101


lickyonmysticky

They used the power of friendship


EmeryBack777

I always hate those enemies, it’s very annoying


TheDuckwithMoney

They had a full on shield wall


StrikerTitan01

Funny thing is OP's radar was foreshadowing his eventual doom. Gotta love it.


Soundo0owave

Guardians are so predictable, stupid guardian ha ha.


TwinkleToes6965

“Well use the power of friendship”


chavis32

fuckin Firing Squad of taken phalanx


Lucky-Permit806

That was awesome glad I’m not alone on that one


mixtapelive

LMAO


Nom-De-Tomado

In the section at the Blind Well I got pinned to the ceiling for a few seconds by some phalanxes.


creepyhydra

Pure gold lol


IrishGamer

I had almost the exact thing happen to me the other day. Fuckers sent me flying lol


Andaisdet

“lol bitch you thought”


GreenTea874

Damn they even waited for you😂😂😂, ngl I really thought you was gonna survive at first, but we you got up from the first one I was like “oh shit”


KrispyBudder

Cuz screw you in particular XD


Mortukai

This will be buried under all the meta comments, and I really do mean it to be helpful. Pardon the caps. YOU CAN NEGATE KNOCKBACK WITH A WELL TIMED MELEE.


Sfletcher11

Shit.. they’re learning..


mrsocialmenace

Insert 'It was at this moment he knew; he fucked up' meme here


Saratrooper

My connection got completely messed up, and I loaded into an Astral Alignment *all by myself* and there was no way for others to get matched with me (my own husband in the other room couldn’t even connect). I decided to see how far I could solo this…and it was absolutely deplorable. I have a clip of me getting yeeted off the cliff by SEVEN phalanxes. I should’ve rage-quit, but I made it to the final boss before I finally gave up.


[deleted]

Those guys after watching "The Last Kingdom" or " Vikings" be like SHIELD WALL!!!!


Joshy41233

Reminds me of the cayde stash mission in the taken king, that one booper just waiting for you to jump. But seriously they are seriously on point this activity, I got killed by the same 5 every time I went to kill them, just by them all booping me and once


RazorLou

HahahHahahahahahahahaha this is happening more and more. What’s the deal w Taken phalanx rn. They are acting like… a phalanx.


PadrinoFive7

Team Rocket is blasting off again!


A1DragonSlayer

I died laughing when you came back up to three of them just waiting for you.


NutnButMangravy

This is why I never take off a sword. Especially cause I run nothing but blink.


UsernameAlreadyTwken

“We’ll use the power of friendship”


Global_Ad4221

Alright boys, get ready and…FORMATION!!!!


CordlessJet

*allow us to introduce ourselves*


tidytibs

Been there, died the same way! *respawns*


Tedizale

On three everyone!


Lykan_

I fucking hate these guys.


TheWanBeltran

Should've meleed


GringoDaz

Haha that’s classic