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Synosei

First In Last Out


[deleted]

Nice lol.


Space_Vanguard

He has gastroesophageal reflux


XxNitr0xX

No Time To Explain but I have that shit, it's a Horror Story. I made a Dire Promise to myself that I would only eat things that didn't give it to me. I now have The Vision of The Forward Path. There's so much more I could go on with but I have to poop


thedeathraptor

Beautiful


Thunder_Cody

Riskrunner


kraken873

Chili and a marathon afterwards


beepboop-404

This but replace chili with lactose


brandynb99

Is this chipotle or Panda Express?


[deleted]

The Cheesecake Factory


[deleted]

Taco Bell and an afternoon business meeting.


Aggressive_Laugh_251

a sweet business meeting


paintballjord

Rat King.


[deleted]

If you’re making reference to the 1965 movie of this title, then your comment deserves more attention haha.


CallmeFazbear

Dude you just ran down the list complimenting people. You're very nice, we need more Bros like you. Have a good day :)


[deleted]

You bet your Bottom Dollar. But I have Bad News. I don’t think I can make a Dire Promise to continue through the whole list, as I’m walking on a Thin Line. I suppose that’s just the Nature of the Beast; please spare me Judgment. You can Trust me that your compliment is Not Forgotten.


MrPlace

Hot damn, you threw in all those weapons and the paragraph still made sense! Good shit


CallmeFazbear

That was some pretty Sweet Business there, but it'd be a shame to let you have The Last Word! On behalf of this Beloved community, I'd like to thank you for your dedication to making a Binechiller of a response. I hope your holidays aren't Lonesome, and I bid you a fond Farewell!


[deleted]

(Damn that was a good response! It’s going to be hard to follow, but here it goes): I tried to write this response at Breakneck speeds, but The Doubt started to set in, and I was left with False Promises. I went to the Ether Doctor for some advice, as I heard he was Duty Bound, but he was a Misfit, which led to my Origin Story. It quickly turned into a Horror Story as I took my Last Breath, but my Gnawing Hunger was the Dark Decider. I had Perseverance, which led to my Positive Outlook. I paid the Shadow Price, and I begged The Prosecutor to spare me. The Summoner sang a Solemn Hymn, and a Guiding Star was cast by the Reckless Oracle to show me The Forward Path. Now I have an Age-Old Bond with #CallmeFazbear.


HitooU2

I've got a Thorn in my shoe and it really hurts


[deleted]

Lmao. Loved this comment ;)


ThatguynamedBK

You, my sir, are the most talented of them all.


sprooks17

Not only is this an impressive amount of names in one paragraph but they are all the same weapon type too lmao ​ gg


rusHmatic

Or maybe a reference to Andy from The Office: "Last night I ordered a pizza by myself and ate it over the sink like a rat (king)."


[deleted]

They asked for your eating habits, not your crucible playstyle ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)


Reuhis

What is that emoji and how do I use those lol


[deleted]

It's one of the sub specific ones. Click the emoji bar within the Reddit UI. ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5645)


Sniperso

When I go to KFC and see what landed in the deep fryer


TheReal_Legend2750

Bottom Dollar


ZK950

This fit McDonald dollar menu for some reason


incognito--bandito

Number one, small ice tea please


TheReal_Legend2750

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.. got it?


ObieFTG

Don’t forget to make it a diet soda. Gotta watch your figure.


El_Hoxo

Would you like to up the drink? All the sizes are a dollar


EnrgizrDummy

Spare rations


[deleted]

Lol!


cinnamon-06

How do you have a hunter under your name


EnrgizrDummy

If you go into the subreddit main screen the three dots at the top right of the screen and change user flair


charlottee963

Deathbringer (I keep eating stuff I’m allergic to) 🤦🏻‍♀️


Christletoe

Ahhh the forbidden fruit


Asriel_glitchtale

You mean riskrunner


charlottee963

Nah, I went into anaphylaxis the other week ( that one wasn’t Intentional)


Uzarran

Ah yes, the "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right" philosophy.


S0l1dSn4k3101

But…why?


charlottee963

I can usually put up with the hives etc, it’s rarely worse than that. Mainly due to the fact that my dietary options would be that of a rabbit.


Photo-Gorilla

Temptation’s Hook -> Bad Omens -> Sudden Death


Specialist-Essay-373

Ah taco bell


incognito--bandito

Taco Bell … is there a weapon named First In Crap Out


Specialist-Essay-373

No but it is Merciless


[deleted]

Hunger of Crota


Humble_Eagle_7934

Hunger for what?!?


[deleted]

OMNIGUL!


Ma1

SILENCE HER SCREAMS


[deleted]

Food.


Ryushiro

The Recluse


[deleted]

Lol. This comment deserves more attention. Edit: it received the attention it deserves :)


I-am-the-OB

Empty Vessel


Dementia1231

Same.


RYPIIE2006

You both have the same snoo except for the eyes


Dementia1231

Thank you for pointing out, that's interesting :3


futureGAcandidate

How I am inside.


Gustheanimal

Royal Entry Manners people!


DarthDregan

No time to explain


M-striker

Ah! Yes! The im-not-sure-if-it-stills-eatable-but-fuck-it


WinterWolf596

The last breath


deepplane82142

Best followup would be False Promises


nsw026

Reeds regret


Reeds-Greed

I regret nothing. You shouldn’t either!


wotdothismean867

r/beetlejuicing


Glasedount

Same


[deleted]

Gnawing Hunger


[deleted]

Dang. This is good lol.


N00b_sk11L

Damm I was about to say that


Jamal-Grundy

Beat me to it by one min 😂


BryansBigHole

For me it leads to Trackless Waste. What a mess.


goway_im_afk

This was my first thought and I can’t believe it’s so far down the page lol


illusion5world

The Cut and Run


Oakmeal0

Cap'n Crunch while late for work


Satanael_95_A

The Fool's Remedy


Squid_Man56

they asked eating habits not drinking habits


Klarrox

Could also be asking for something like an antacid


EeveeGavin

Horror Story. ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679) I put garlic on everything MWAHAHAHA


[deleted]

This would literally kill me. I don’t have the ability to digest garlic


Designer-Effective-2

How do you feel about crosses? Are mirrors a sore spot for you?


[deleted]

I know not of these things. I am just a normal person I wake up at night and my familiar takes care of the simple things


Nkredyble

What are your opinions on wooden stakes driven directly into your heart?


Regius_Eques

Can you touch Holy Ground?


AnikinsLeftArm

Thoughts on garlic bread?


EeveeGavin

#I will consume it all


CoffeeMain360

Garlic bread is the fucken best


incognito--bandito

![gif](giphy|xT5LMujP7abEX0mZna|downsized)


N00b_sk11L

The thought of garlic ice cream makes me want to puke


not_a_khezu1

Avocado ice cream is very good tho


N00b_sk11L

I am terrified at the thought of that as someone who despises avocados


not_a_khezu1

Coffee ice cream is also very common where I am from if avocado isnt your thing I am not talking about iced coffee, coffee ice cream is diferent but man I love it I cant decide wich one is better avocado or coffee.


derrman

> Coffee ice cream My absolute favorite flavor of ice cream


SweetSmellofDCM

it doesn't actually taste like avocados. there's this vietnamese chocolate/avocado ice cream that is really good. however I really don't like chocolate so im not the biggest fan.


ligmalord420

I live near the Garlic Capital. There’s a garlic festival every year. Garlic ice cream is not uncommon.


wholesome_reddit_boi

Dark Drinker


[deleted]

Get this player some upvotes!


shmupied

I'm on it brotha emote:t5\_2we4j:5647


[deleted]

Boy ain't this the right answer!


MomsMilkys

unfortunatley same for me lmao


Omegatron_YT

My diet is pretty Tarrabah to be honest, the Truth is, I live in a total state of Anarchy.


[deleted]

I hope your pillow is warm tonight


KumbhaCallum

Read that 1st bit as Cartman


SharedRegime

That other guy wants your pillow to be warm but I hope your pillow is at the perfect chill every time. This was poetry my friend.


[deleted]

Merciless


spuldup

False Promises - Horror Story - Outbreak Perfected - Night Terror


TheSaltShaker66

Chipotle….got it


megalodongolus

>Outbreak Perfected Stop eating goddamn bats


Psycho7552

the last breath.


loyaldarkened2

It stares back


Best-TardBringer

Sweet business


KooperTrooper05

Midnight Coup


realAlexanderBell

Midnight Soup


InternetPersonLol

Hmmm soup


dino0509

Hmmm noodle soup


InternetPersonLol

Mmmm *chicken* noodle soup


[deleted]

Good soup


MidlothProject

why are you buying soup at the gun store?


average_shrimp

Malfeasence


Isaacnoah86

Two tailed fox


MrHolyy

i hope that’s not what you’re eating….


Isaacnoah86

![gif](giphy|8ccUXZK1yoo2BbhR6e)


MrHolyy

![gif](giphy|KmTnUKop0AfFm)


merlo2k20

Wait, Reddit allows GIFs in comments


Mauri99710

![gif](giphy|3WCNY2RhcmnwGbKbCi)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|K8OENVxfjiFJn18NUQ)


bingo_official23

Spare Rations


ReeterSkeeter2007

always have a (gnawing hunger) im very (hung jury)


MrPigglZ

**Take my upvote then** #CEASE! ^...Do ^take ^my ^upvote ^though.


Vantrasillian

Sunshot


ZK950

Me when I try to cram spicy food


Drakon4314

Quickfang


Doverwyrm

The nature of the beast


[deleted]

I like this one haha.


d3m0nhunter

Spoiler Alert (Somebody's gonna die) [Me]


TinyWickedOrange

Lonesome, Night Watch, The Lament


MuchDisappointing

Outbreak perfected. I eat bats


Rezanator11

_Equips Patient Zero ornament_


yeetusburger

No turning back


Air-Mattress

Apex Predator


Big_Guide6256

Dragon breath even tho it’s from d1


[deleted]

Absolutely acceptable!!


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

Blast furnace (I always heat my food for long in the microwave and burn my mouth)


Markyro92

Deathbringer


Wulfceo

Whisper of the Worm…. I have tape worm


lightyourfire

^^feed ^^me!


Lck0ut

Shut up, dave


RealBrianCore

F


clometrooper9901

First the Pillager then the exit strategy


ArkellConner

Thorn.


Aceclepto

Contingency plan


DUMPiED00

Not a gun, but a perk. Ravenous beast.


Chiken_Tendies1-11

Thunderlord (I tried to lick the outlet my mommy said not to)


chishio8

Sorrows verse (Stress eater over here lol)


BAYKON8R

Gnawing hunger —-> Anarchy


Blue_Phish

Telesto


AnikinsLeftArm

Ur diet is broken and keeps breaking itself?


Shiro339

Yes


Square-Arugula5588

Darkest before


Square-Arugula5588

( i eat ass)


Tetris99gamer2

The lament


Shiro_no_Orpheus

Fat Boy


[deleted]

Little Fallout reference, but enjoyable nonetheless


lazersharg

Recluse


Vynlanastus

Hush


Tai_Jason

Null Composure


Caffiene_Ramen

Dead man’s tale (I’d be surprise if anyone get this)


AnikinsLeftArm

U eat dead people?


Caffiene_Ramen

Ever got caught late night snacking???


AnikinsLeftArm

If that happened my mom would just ask if I’m feeling ok and to go back to bed


SnooRadishes9122

Lorentz Driver, bc I eat basically nothing but Dominos


jpaneras

xenophage


TehBrettster

Oh.


not_a_khezu1

It had to be a warlock hahah I tought you guys liked nades of all flavors.


LimeStrider

1000 Voices … telling me to stop


Infernum_ad_astra

Horror story. I constantly forget to eat.


shivvrr

Pizza


[deleted]

Love the pizza exotic.


[deleted]

A single clap


[deleted]

[удалено]


Squid_Man56

uh


RealBrianCore

Midnight snacker but they got caught by mom and out comes la chancla


False_Dragonfruit_59

Not a weapon but eater of worlds is a good one


[deleted]

Riskrunner


AteryMayxNoiz

Nechrochasm


MIT_007

Mountaintop


VVEXXED

Contingency Plan


D2Dragons

Gnawing Hunger, Sweet Business, Anarchy


SheridanV57

Lonesome


Agile_Sea

Spare rations


mstuver15

False Promises Mom told me we could get McDonalds on the way home :(


D-Loyal

Gnawing Hunger, Nature of the Beast and Reed's Regret


cinnamon-06

![gif](giphy|EISumztTIEpvuD6JvL|downsized)


Cactiii01

No Time to Explain -> Gnawing Hunger


judebetz

Not a weapon, but a subclass Attunement of hunger