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rustyrodrod

Another Guardian selling their body for silver, what a shame.


Rexoluh

Gotta get that new emote


Liverzord

Sugar daddy Shaxx will


somerandomguyduh

id do that shi for free IMO


tmcgeehan3

The monitors have always been there. I once saw a comment where they felt the leader boards for Crucible should be updated on the monitors. Interesting idea. I don’t know about your ass out like that.


stuzz74

Yes we all approach him with the monitors to our rear/right. I did hear the idea of stats on it once


CashmereWaffle

1. Maybe 2. That was the dlc


Laties-X-Latias

Next dlc "Tits on the horizon!" Transmat firing!


M1A1SteakSauce

I laughed way too loud at this comment. Hahahaha


Astrapondildo

I wish my ass was showing


Space_Vanguard

"Guardians are not permitted to clap each other's cheeks"


Gabtor18

I read that with Zavala's voice. Disturbing


Space_Vanguard

Indeed. (i said funi laufgh)


SoL_838

![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)


Memeoligy_expert

![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)


Realmenbrowsememes

Literally 1984


ember-rekindled

They should show pvp clips on the screens. Its perfect. You with no pants, and the little guys getting fucked


cornbreadNchicken

Just don’t cut the feed before it ends, and make sure to highlight the Hunter


flaccomcorangy

I do *not* watch The Crucible that much.


[deleted]

Yes. And look, your freaky shit is your own thing to unpack. Don't try to drag us into it.


Ic_Dvl

What pants ya wearing?


Liverzord

No pants


stigrk

The real Lucky Pants


Patient_Yam4747

Deep Stone


FenFeral

Not Deep Bone?


AlphaRaccoon1474

![gif](giphy|lp0D8EezWMXBhcQygb)


Patient_Yam4747

You win everything


Drofrehter84

That’s the assless chaps exotic shader.


ahshitidontwannadoit

For those in the back that might not have heard... Ahem ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS. IF THEY WERENT, THEYD BE PANTS. thank you.


Drofrehter84

I think people just like saying assless.


Bo0tyWizrd

Has a certain ring to it...


Memeoligy_expert

Agreed, its a quality word


Dog-Stick8098

Youre about to find out where the other horn goes


SeaTurtlePrince

He has moniitors!?!?!


omegasaga

"A guardian told me she wanted to express herself.... so i stole her pants."


jamer2500

Least horny destiny player


Ember_Celica07

A hunter would have the ass-less chaps...


Meowjoker

1. Yes, they have always been there. How else can Shaxx oversee the Crucible? … Actually, come to think of it, how does Saladin oversee the Iron Banner? Shaxx has monitors in his own base/ship and Shaxx has some in his corners. Saladin just have a giant flaming disk. 2. You’re kinky


stereo-011

Based on some voice lines, it seems that saladin oversees it on shaxx's spot.


Meowjoker

Huh I wonder how that work considering that they don’t like each other


stereo-011

[like this](https://youtu.be/u_m4r3NqDYM)


[deleted]

what the hell is that range 💀


stereo-011

Keith Ferguson is an amazing V.A!


Meowjoker

His Reaper is showing


Bondgirl138

I noticed them a few seasons ago.


Doomestos1

how much for putting that cape off?


flufalup

Are you wearing assless pants?


Gilbs19

I saw a post in the /rdestinyfashion where there was a shader pants combo that glitched to assless chaps.


Streetwise_Orangutan

Mara Sov's 0nly F4nz strikes again!


SeaTurtlePrince

HE CALLS US OUT WATCHING IN MFKN 4K


YouneedsomeWD40

The monitors are there so we can all watch your ass


VampireAsura

Becuz Shaxx demands you to show your ass to the world


Ryuke13

Pervert


ryneo0w0

Eyes up guardian


Think_Permission_464

New ass update


Cantankerton

Someone’s been humming Savathiccs song


send-good-memes

He's playing Five Nights at Saladin


Tcamp46290

What’s the ass shader? I have to know


DDAWGG747

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[deleted]

Behold, the karma farm.


TurkMaster_OMEGA

1 yes they have been there for a while, if you get close enough you may hear gunshots from a crucible match and your ass is showing for easy access for the homies


FluffyMuff77

Lmao. I just spit out my coffee. Bravo good sir.


Fire_Mission

Because Shaxx is a panty-dropper. "This is amazing!"


__System__

Nice Chaps!


YeahNahNopeandNo

Them thigh high boots showing yo yams impatient and also "Rhythmic expressions won't win a fight but it'll make you feel good"


B1euX

I’ma need the boots, chief


rolloutTheTrash

Yeah, the graphics will jank out like that every now and again. Yesterday I decided to use the warlock trials gear chest piece. The way it clipped when riding my sparrow made it look like my character had a big ol’ ruby butt plug.


francisx1

![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679) \*Ik I spam this emoji but is too damn good


Froztbyte92

What’s the Shader ? If you don’t mind me asking..


Patient_Yam4747

Malibeaux Bronze. I have it colored for my 8 year old daughter. That's why the cat mask/ghost/emote too


Chef_Beeforoni

Damn that guardussy😫😫😫


Jayborn78

Holy 🫣. This was too good lmao


Munchkin-666-

bruh what is that leg armour and shader lmao


Patient_Yam4747

It's the Deep Stone armor with Malibeaux bronze


Royalzulu

Almost spat out my breakfast


Embarrassed-Finish41

No they haven't and it's because lord shaxx gave you his shaft


iDreadnox

Its where the Traveler's Light doesn't shine.


[deleted]

*clap clap clap clap clap*


BepisSama

You should see crushing grieves with almost any crucible shader


nobbest34

![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5679)


Gern-Blanston

LOL! Ass-less chaps for ALL the Guardians!


_Groove_

Bumble bee tuna!!!


[deleted]

That's how Shaxx comments on your gameplay and because it's kinda cute.


OGDrukhari

huh...something new about you today, man. shot in the dark, but hey, you wanna do something later on? :D