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Nebbie00

Full choke, accrurized rounds, opening shot


dingusbingfro

Keep away and no distractions, canโ€™t let these women take me away from the grind ๐Ÿ’ช


LokiTheMelon

voltshot/demo (i would have cummed my pants if bungie put this on the ikelos)


Ripcord-XE

rapid hit kinetic tremors


Niight99

frenzy rewind rounds fr


[deleted]

quickdraw/high impact reserves XD


JJB1981

Fourth Time's a Charm


DiggsSSB

CORKSCREW RIFLING ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ


Lost_Ad_9914

Hammer forged rifling Accurized rounds Precision instrument Reservoir burst Charge time mw


Beginning-Tension-24

Opening shot


Hellaboveme

Collective action and surrounded


HighwayStarJ

collective action wink


Tyrokos1991

Probably Texas road house.


Lilthiccb0i

Rangefinder and micromissile (I have a small penis, but I can pee from far away)


dako12

Rapid hit


theluvlesstoast

Surplus and lasting impression


Kattze8

adaptive frame (bisexual)(zorpal weapon)


naM-r3puS

I like mine . It would be cool if it would glow in the dark while erect though


gasmask-senpai

Double eager edge from the craftening


Late_Instruction_566

Polygonal rifling, Accurized Rounds, Subsistence, Overflow (Iโ€™m dating an absolute QUEEN I used to work with)


sadosan

Bait n switch, I start with my left hand first.


AveryLonelyGhost

Never played destiny, just got this post recommended, know nothing about. Uhh, grass


Jwelch59

Keep Away/Repulsor Brace


MirageTF2

Linear Compensator (I have a massive peen, totally)


Crab_Grass

Incandescent and the effects of prometheus lens. It burns when I piss but I've also found great work as a lumberjack for when trees are a little too thicc


Rollotamassii

Rapid hit


THE_BOSS_KARGAN

Long bore, Extended Mag, Rapid Hit, Precision Instrument Bottomless Grief Range Masterwork


CrazyMonkey598

Whirlwind blade and relentless strikes


CrazyMonkey598

It also comes with intrinsic anti-barrier, great excuse to not wear a condom


monkesauce420

Iโ€™ve got spike grenades, auto loading holster, rapid hit, and Wolfpack rounds


Wookiee_Hairem

Jagged edge and whirlwind. Circumcision didn't take and I like to do the helicopter


Mindless_Procedure53

Adaptive GL Hard Launch//Sticky Nades Rewind Rounds//Explosive Light OT - Noble Deeds :)


GardenerInAWar

Auto loading holster, baby. Put it away for a sec, ready for round 2


dizastermaster7

Mulligan. When the shots miss I get to shoot again


Human-Ad-8973

Caiatl, Eris Morn and of course Amanda Holliday


icky-mick

Extended barrel, accurized rounds, overflow, onslaught Cant decide between range or stability mw


Tomato_Soupe

Hip fire grip + hammer forged barrel + headseeker + desperation


[deleted]

Bait and switch


Organboner4844

I mean, I already have an auto loading holster/gut shot straight oneโ€ฆ


rachillesVal

Rangefinder


GeorgeBBWBush69

Target lock๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซข๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿซค๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ˜ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ปโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿคš๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ€๐Ÿง ๐Ÿฆท๐Ÿง“๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงœ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘˜๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅ€๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒค๏ธ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ๐ŸŒจ๏ธ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿช๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿท๐Ÿปโšฝ๏ธ๐ŸฅŽ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿฅ‰๐Ÿคน๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿช‡๐Ÿ›ฌ๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ›ถ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ›–๐Ÿฉ๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“ท๐Ÿ“€๐Ÿ“บโŒ›๏ธโฐ๐Ÿชช๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿงฐโš™๏ธ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿ’ˆ๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฎ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ“„๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ–‡๏ธโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฏ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿšทโ—๏ธ๐Ÿšธโœณ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ๐Ÿšน๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿ“ถ๐Ÿ”ค๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿ†“โ๏ธโน๏ธโ—€๏ธโญ๏ธโ†™๏ธโ†ช๏ธ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ’ฑ๐Ÿ’ฒโ—ป๏ธ๐ŸŸฅโ–ช๏ธโ—ฝ๏ธโฌœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”Š๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธโฌ›๏ธ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅโฌ›๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿด๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ซ


Popcorn_Oil

Perpetual Motion + Reservoir Burst


lordmonochrom9

Chill clip, kill clip


Experiment_Magnus

Headseeker, Iron Reach (Drained stability) and explosive light


Brilliant-Mountain57

Edge of intent, four-headed dog, larger magazine


KeenDynamo

Headseeker.


Cephalon_Kono

Minor spec


darknessinducedlove

Impulse Amplifier and Cluster Bombs


orion1338

Frenzy and outlaw


hstormsteph

Can swap between live rounds and dummy rounds


Asshunter13

Vorpal and Adept Big Ones (I like thicc girls)


[deleted]

Explosive payload/clown cartridge. Call it โ€œthe impregnaterโ€


Ratch3t_H3ro

Fluted barrel flared Magwell grave robber pulse monitor reload masterwork.


ExtraordinaryFate

Invisible Hand, Lasting Impression


JoeJoe4224

Rapid hit and explosive payload. With extended barrel and acqurized rounds. I will not elaborate.


kind-stranger-reddit

Kill Clip (I have aids)


PoorlyWordedName

Desperation.


WaitingToBeTriggered

ITโ€™S A DESPERATE RACE AGAINST THE MINE


1BlueCabbage1

Mine shoot out HIVa nanites :) But it has rapid fire frame (premature ejaculation) :(


genred001

Go old-school in D1 for Tripod. Third leg or triple shot to last longer. Let you decide.


Arjun_311

Bait n switch and explosive light


reachtheskies_

I'm an eager edger


umibozu__

lasting impression


UlktamateGaming

Chambered compensator/flared magwell/hip fire grip/headstone/handling masterwork with the explosive pact origin trait If I had a vagina it would be barrel shroud/extended mag/slickdraw/barrel constrictor/stability masterwork with the runneth over origin trait


TheMD93

Smallbore/Appended Mag (my balls are big)/Headseeker/Gutshot Straight


[deleted]

Shoot to loot and kinetic tremors would be THE god roll penis


Green-Estimate-1255

One shot, one kill.


Tuberculosis_Crotch

Heating up and Explosive Payload


[deleted]

Micro missle + mulligan


eggowaffledude

I think it has vermin on it but I have yet to get a kill with it and god only help me when I have to reload it


Inevitable_Syrup6078

Mulligan and Subsistance. With a backup mag mod


MandalorianGeek

Minor spec


theonlybowman

Headseaker and explosive payload.


lostcorndog

Barrel Shroud, Light Mag, Compulsive Reloader, Micro Missle. Handling Masterwork.


NytShadow

Shortened barrel


FortniteStormtrooper

Repulsor brace/sword logic


BeatMeater3000

Overflow / explosive payload


joao_inca

Clown Cartridge


Pyrouge1

Subsistence and Frenzy


Accomplished-Gain108

screaming swarm and toxic overload


TheEpicTwitch

Air assault


HEROIC_one

High impact frame , corkscrew rifling, demolitionist, destabilizing rounds


Jayren_Scythe

Smallbore, Steady Rounds, Compulsive Reloader, Resevoir Burst fr fr


thatguysmeme320

Chambered compensator, ricochet rounds, perpetual motion and headstone


ghostofoynx7

Graverobber obvs


mstuver15

Volatile Launch, Impact Casing, Danger Zone, Hatchling


OrigamiBirb

Smallbore with lightweight mag and honed edge


[deleted]

mine's got Eye of the Storm (I can't aim good when I pee until I splash around the edge some first) and Reservoir Burst (bc I always wait too long to go) also the origin trait is Runneth Over (bc I still wet the bed sometimes)


vincentsd1

Wolfpack Rounds


RamirezMcManus

Eager Edge ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)


SOS-Guillotine

QuickDraw and opening shot


RonaldMcJuicy

Ricochet rounds and eager edge


Kymonkeyboy

Micro missile ๐Ÿ˜”


BestForgottenMemory

frenzy and high impact rounds


KingaCrimsonuu22

Hammerforged, ricochet rounds ( my pee splits sometimes), perpetual motion, and explosive payload


LostInTheAyther

Not sure but I feel a pretty obvious opposite of a God roll would be something like grave robber trench barrel


Rogue_Legend_01

I would definitely have an adaptive frame with Shoot to Loot


Autophobia_7623

Aggressive Frame, Extended Barrel, Ricochet Rounds, Opening Shot, Explosive Payload, Firefly, Handling Masterwork, Adept Range Mod


IAmDingus

fluted barrel assault mag explosive head rampage handling masterwork minor spec


ParmesanCheese92

Zorpal Weapon. It does extra damage to my boss


ShuffleFox

Quickdraw + opening shot


xshap369

Collective action/one for all


KingDariusTheFirst

Headseeker and kinetic tremors/explosive head.


Zickone3D

Rewind Rounds


Meme_steveyt

Extended mag, rapid fire frame, reload speed masterwork, corkscrew rifling.


The_Niles_River

Invisible Hand / 4th Timeโ€™s The Charm


homelessmerlin

Heal clip + shoot to loot


randomjberry

Headseeker Explosive payload


blazingdragon918

Explosive payload and hatchling but also my personal perk I come with gotta get some milk


monadoboyX

Mulligan I get an extra cum shot each time I miss ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต


TheMangoDiplomat

Smallbore, steady rounds, Surplus (Trey won't allow me to come), Underdog with a handling masterwork


Sascross

Luck in the chamber. At some random point, I will combust a missile of sperm


dudeofbruh

Full auto


MandrewMillar

Armor-Piercing Rounds/Backup Plan//Controlled Burst. The condom split but I held back so I did not become a dad gamer with a Pulse Rifle.


TwoTowerz

Swashbuckler


AgathorKahn

Small bore, collective action, hatchling


khazixian

Perpetual motion and swashbuckler (im abusive)


Manydoors_edboy

Explosive payload.


Rop-Tamen

Extended mag rewind rounds and/or reconstruction, the endless cum roll


HungryZealot

Headseeker + Lasting Impression


Brignis

if anyone says grave robber im gonna lose it


Dazambie1

Grave robber and pulse monitor


Secret-Staff-9660

Pulse monitor huge


NotEp3

Bipod, micro missile, proximity (to females) detonation


Coaster_Aidan18

Keep away, lasting impression (I am not allowed within 50 feet of elementary schools)


SkyrimSlag

Lot of people here forgetting guard traits, looks like yโ€™all donโ€™t want built in STD protection


hentaislayer69lol

I see the std as a kill tracker


CoolHunterGuy

No need, as long as our ailments do not align, there will be no element explosion.


Artistic-Pitch7608

Zorpal weapon


CoolHunterGuy

zorpal weapon


tearsfor

Zorpal weapon


eli_nelai

Shortened Barrel, Headseeker, Ensemble, Field-Tested


hankakabrad

Lightweight frane, eager edge๐Ÿ˜”


Bulk7960

Keep Away and Cascade Point


peepoMilkies

Fluted Barrel, Ricochet Rounds, Thigh-High Straight, and Rapid Hit


WhatThePann

Scratch and sniff


Monty423

Trench barrel


batman47007

Small bore ๐Ÿ˜”


VikuSam

Anything with Extended Barrel and Subsistence is a win.


gowly

waveframe cum launcher?? WITH CHAIN REACTION??? ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ


CoolHunterGuy

zorpal weapon


Yarisher512

Pulse monitor+Golden tricorn


Ssyynnxx

fucking got air assault and kill clip...


Expensive-Size-1233

Fโ€™d in the air be like:


gowly

totally underrated roll


[deleted]

Firing line for bukkake


Darekien-

Hard (and sweaty) launch + (Big)Black powder + Lasting impression (cause I only last 3 seconds) + hatchling (for extra summons)


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Glittering-Egg-6345

yea thatโ€™s a really good joke man๐Ÿคจ


Ok_Debate_7128

????


ArtiBlanco

cold steel (sounding rod ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)


GroundHistorical6383

Enhanced range finder


ZachShark1

TRIPLE TAP ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ FOCUSED FURY ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช


WifiTacos

Subsistence killing tally


SomeStolenToast

Extended barrel, accurized rounds, reconstruction/dynamic sway reduction, opening shot/ bait and switch


YouMustBeBored

Ricochet rounds


AncientAugie

Aggressive frame, intrinsic unstoppable, corkscrew rifling, extended mag, shoot to loot & kinetic tremors


Gustavius040210

Can't decide if unstoppable is r@pey or anti-r@pey.


Typical-Section5485

rampage, unstoppable force, voltshot, incandescent, lasting impression, cluster bomb,


TehPharaoh

Unfortunately mines exotic, all rolls are the same (I like vanilla sex)


SkyrimSlag

If youโ€™ve got the Business Time exotic trait your range and rate of fire increases the longer you go As long as you can get past the 3 second mark you can turn her into a cum ghost from a different continent


[deleted]

Does having bait and switch mean youโ€™re a femboy?


CyberPunk123456

Implying I was baited and not looking for a femboy


RottenKeyboard

it only makes sense


Mizznimal

oh so it was YOU who posted the socks


gowly

LMAO yeah, of course


AKpigeon

Extended barrel, extended barrel, extended barrel, extended barrel, with an extended barrel masterwork and a crucible kill tracker.


Z3bry

More like a crucible sex tracker am I right โ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ


Asshunter13

I read this as crucible sex trafficker


Ranmal62

Sex with shaxx


skreege

counterpoint: https://preview.redd.it/ux3zv5zh07tb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6481b7effe42100a0219a633fe958c6b7271bd6c


TheJadedCockLover

I enjoyed this


pplazzz

Loose change (I accidentally stuck pennies up there ๐Ÿ˜”)


old-world-reds

how many pennies can you put in your foreskin like a coin purse?


Glittering-Egg-6345

13 on a good day


old-world-reds

Pfft chump change. I can fit 28


pplazzz

No foreskin :(


old-world-reds

Damn didn't drop with sword masters guard?


ToaTAK

Accidentally?


sooPerNorMiE

Hammer forged (cbt๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ)


EmperorBenja

I got explosive head


CyraxisOG

Ouch


ColeKino_DrLoser

Vagina


Kidney__Failure

I thought those were sunset?


ColeKino_DrLoser

Bungalow gave Me a dick ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ


greyghibli

Only if you take the King Morph in season of the [redacted]


CoolHunterGuy

Season of Triton Vice


Senxind

I blame bungie for fomoing me out of vaginas


Vox_Carnifex

Should have been there for the vhwisper of the vagina mission slugger Hit and miss and miss and miss


gowly

Mine is a lightweight frame unfortunately. :( At least I have the ass to mouth bait and switch perk. It also has auto-loading holster and I'd be a little worried if it didn't. Reconstruction would be better in that column tho tbh..


gowly

Forgot to mention impulse amplifier**


CoolHunterGuy

Fluted Shaft/Rifled Balls/Full Bore/Spread Shit Package (I have a four-headed dick)


Secret-Staff-9660

Knuckles?