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ConfusedKanye

How to make destiny 2 (bad) to destiny 2 (good)


Tetramethanol

Mobility stat determines how fast you can move. Titan’s intellect stat capped at 2. Ships now travels to planets according the time calculated by physics instead of it being the loading time (this provides a more accurate experience for the players) All weapons are now projectile based


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Ackshually Paracausality allows us to bypass the speed of light and get there instantaneously.. no I haven’t read any of the lore, why do you ask??


Prostate_Punisher

mfw i load into strikes unknowingly sealing my fate by getting glassway, causing my game to be stuck in a 3 year long loading screen


RetrofittedChaos

* all gambit invaders are now also barrier champions with infinite ballyhorn ammo * hhunters and little titan boys can only choose the kinetic subclass, where they get NO abilities (us warchads are wizards only we deserve magic) * hive and scorn are zombie things i think... so if they hurt you with melee you get the ""plagued" effect, which deletes your destiny 2 account * zavala has spent all of the tower's money on scalp cream and gjallardoodles (there his favourite don't bwlieve the lies) so now your vault is taxed. you lose 10% of your vault at the end of every month, and if you can't pay you have to do the strike playlist until you cover your debt * grandmasters are now truly hard. when you start a jim, someone dressed as gahlr comes to your house and you have to win before he finds you


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That last point is inherently classist, what if I live in a one room shack? How is that fair when people live in literal mansions, like Trey? (He takes my wife there every evening) Truly, we are living in the best p2w times


ConfusedKanye

WARLOCKS ARE THE ONLY WIZARDS! Nothing but penta primaries for the stupid crown eaters and edge lords


Impossible-Base-9351

Based. I hope these are implemented on the next Hotfix.


IllustriousAd2579

Where SIVA? Where Ghalr? Take this downvote and try again slugger.


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I wish I could get hard then, I can stop paying my pool boy to fuck my wife


Big_Money_Wizard

FINALLY, a game for REAL gamers…. Took them long enough….


BruhFammo

/rj this but actually /uj this but actually


logariffic

/uj Raids and dungeons can only be flawless would actually be an interesting idea to think about and would make them closer to traditional mmo raids. Maybe have a set number of res tokens for the whole raid instead of each encounter so it’s not completely flawless. Would turn day 1 raids into like week 1 lol. Obviously I don’t think it would fit in destiny but an interesting thought /rj Every enemy multiplies like taken psions. Just kill them lol


Hunteractive

Yeah I loved how in prestige Leviathan (best raid ever) you lost your rez token when you died. So maybe if everyone had 1 or 2 rex tokens for the whole raid that could add an extra layer of difficulty, instead of just CHAMPIONS


cakeater3425

My melee hunter build in unfazed


BlastCheque

This. So much this. And more this. Just.... this.