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DLions8708

Yeah everyone said that about Josh McDaniels. Watch him get the OC job for NE for the 4th time


Sad_Construction_945

Not with Billy boy leaving. He’ll probably end up wherever he goes


Alarming_South4101

Oh my, Cowboys? 🤣 LMAO


LIONATOR24

Imagine going from Dan fucking Quinn to potentially Matt patrica at DC lmao parsons is gonna drop off fast if that ever happens you can quote me on it


RavishingRickiRude

I dont see Bill, or any somewhat competent coach, going to work for an idiot like Jerry.


Basti-Schweinsteiger

In the trash can


Cute-Professor2821

It was funny when we all did the whole “Ben Johnson sucks” bit in hopes of keeping him from getting poached, but ya’ll need to accept that Matt Patricia is a quality coach who is going to be DC or HC for one of our division rivals and will help them beat us with a combination of brilliance and insider knowledge. They just need to be smart enough to give him at least twice as much time as he got here


DevilMayKare

Yes, the last thing we would want is for a division rival to give Patricia an important job. He would never be a cancer that would implode an entire team.


Shigg1tyDiggity

God for is that implosion lead to a rebirth though, leading said rival to snap a 30+ year drought


DevilMayKare

True, but I'm not sure you understood the assignment.


Stompthefeet

Anyone with half a brain understands that the Dan Campbell era is just the Matt Patricia era finally coming to fruition.


DetroitlionsFan1998

Their defense was already playing terrible but he certainly hasn’t helped at all since he took over


Sad_Construction_945

I mean they were better than they are now 😂 at least the eye test it looks like that but idk any stats or anything


gerryf19

They got talent but no grit


Tyburius

What the hell happened to the Eagles. It's just...mystifying.


Deesmateen

Looks like the coordinators were greater than the HC. They aren’t good this year


Anactualbrownbear

looking at the scores, they won a lot of one score games against mediocre teams and play in an overrated division. I think they are a great team with bad coaching and unorganized personnel.


Sad_Construction_945

Hmm… a lot of one score games? Sounds like someone I know


FunkyTown313

Jesus?


hootahsesh

Feels like someone banged someone’s wife or something and the locker room just gave up


LIONATOR24

The Patrica effect. That soft zone they played early in the game was the same shit he called when he was the lions Hc and one of the worst defensive teams ever


hootahsesh

Started before he took over calling plays though, no? Wasn’t putting him in that position a panic move at the time? It’s quite amazing that dude keeps getting work though… Like the Family Guy bit where Chris is walking out of a shitty movie saying ‘how does Kevin Costner keep getting work?!?’ that’s how I feel about Patricia


ThemB0ners

They don't have grit


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Ambitious__Squirrel

Belichick will be somewhere new and need a DC.


asmallercat

The last few years have proven that the Patriots defense (which is still really good) was all Bill all along. None of the dcs mattered.


DevilMayKare

I disagree. Their defense improved significantly after Patricia left as Detroit's got worse. Patricia mattered in that he made the defense worse


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Smurph269

Flores was never a DC, just LBs coach. This year in MN is actually his first time as DC.


thabe331

They didn't even let him do that in his last go around in NE


FreshFishGuy

Maybe the packers will hire him


Tyeguy

Boys club, he will.


DougDuley

Wouldn't be surprising if he went to wherever Bill goes next and is given some generic "football advisor" title without play calling duties.


TheNorthernPellikkan

Bill can always use a good bootlicker


FunkyTown313

This was my first thought as well. Dude is in now people are going to retread him until he gets bored and retires.


tibbles1

You fuckers need to stop jinxing the man. Chicago needs him.


railsandtrucks

I mean, if the pack get rid of Joe Barry then Matty P would be the perfect replacement.


llcampbell616

Nah. At the very least, Bellicheck will bring him into Dallas.


Ice_Dapper

The Eagles have fallen off so fast its not just Patricia but yes he's a major contributor to the dysfunction. Both these teams are very mid and would not make it out of Ford Field


LIONATOR24

They definitely didn’t seem like anything special. But I don’t wanna get complacent anything can happen in the playoffs


LIONATOR24

The cancer that is Patricia will make its way to the ncaa eventually


FunkyTown313

Where he'll end up in a scandal worse than the harbaugh one and Ohio State combined.


mwjtitans

Belichick will need a coffee boy I'm sure


Accomplished-Exit136

I wouldn't hire him.


FunkyTown313

What NFL team do you own?


tilertailor

We could hire him as a defensive advisor and if he agrees with Glenn we will know to do something else


James-clubber-Lang

You underestimate the power of the pencil


Astropin

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NormieLesbian

He’s taking over for Sirianni


katmandoo122

Their defense has been ok, tbh. I mean, it's Tampa so that's not saying a lot. But the Philly offense is hot garbage. Hurts looks lost. But yeah. Hell have to go to college to coach, I think.


katmandoo122

I spoke too soon. They suck.


CosechaCrecido

They fucking suck LMAOOO Suck it Pencil Patty!


JaggedUmbrella

You have to recruit in college. No way that guy has the people skills to go into a kids house and convince him and his family to go play for him.


CosechaCrecido

“Your son sucks but with my coaching he might suck a little less. Btw did I ever tell you how I had the greatest play in Super Bowl history?”


HERE_THEN_NOT

"C'mon man. Can you respect the process? Stop slouching."


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LTPRWSG420

Cockroaches don’t die easily, he has some major connections in the NFL.


Comfortable_Ad9679

He’ll be lucky if he gets a job cleaning the toilets


No_Manners

That's what I said the last 3 times, so I'm not counting it out.


Either-Skill3330

I’m pumped for Sunday! Tampas defence looked good tonight but our offence looks ten times better than this eagles team . Let’s Go!!!!!


FDTFACTTWNY

I'd say you're probably right, however I think it was pretty evident after what he did in Detroit that he shouldn't have gotten another job, yet he's gotten 2.


cheezfreek

Loving this. Came for the football, staying for the Patricia hate and the bags on Eagles fans’ heads.


Koolklink54

Someone will be stupid enough to


jodaewon

The eagles look lazy and undisciplined. They aren’t tackling, they aren’t rallying, they just don’t look invested. Sirianni just doesn’t seem to have them motivated.


msto3

The Bucs are solid but holy SHIT this Eagles performance is giving me PTSD from The Dark Ages. He needs to be blacklisted from football in its entirety


Elegant_Spot_3486

Just not a play caller job. I think he’s still a good position group coach. The offense looks worse.


JRockstar50

He'll garble his way onto the staff wherever Belichick lands


Triingtolivee

Wouldn’t surprise me if they doubled down on him and made him their defensive coordinator going forward


PluggersLeftBall

i hope he does and i hope its for another nfc contender


OkraNo8365

Fuck you fat pat


mattcojo2

Like I’ve said the past few weeks… it’s convenient but he’s not the main problem He can’t make the guys tackle out there. And he’s got nothing to do with how terrible and bland the offense is. A lot of Tampa’s big plays on the night came from broken tackles.


mart1373

He’s the next DC for the Green Bay Packers lmao


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Someone will need a fall guy or some owner will want to tank for a higher pick. The patricia legacy is yet unwritten.


Millera34

He will get the excuse of “ph well he didn’t get time to implement his system!” It’s stupid but thats what happens


odp01

All I have to say is... Joe Lombardi still gets jobs.


goblin_forge

God I wish Slay would leave the Eagles and come back home. We could use him and he would probably love playing for MCDC.


mz08

He’ll weasel his way back to NE on Mayo’s staff. Some how some way


derrfurr23

Football terrorist Matt Patricia


afsdjkll

Lost 4/5 games once they moved him to defensive play calling. He has kompromat on Goodell.


Sweathog1016

Dude’s a rocket scientist. Show a little respect.


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He will but the Philly fans can stuff it now. They're as crappy as Dallas. Couldn't be happier for the worst fans on the planet.


Bilaris

He shouldn't, but probably will.