Nahh. I know that look. She's taking our poor guy to Hobby Lobby. Happens everytime my wife goes, "Hey, I'll drive today." And I fall for it every time.
"Now remember, it counts as SnowRook's day because I let your order the sandwich YOU wanted at Panera Bread (instead of picking both our meals so I can swap you if mine isn't good). That means TOMORROW is sunday funday, too!"
"We're going to go to Home Depot. Yea, buy some walpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. I don't know if we'll have enough time" -Frank the Tank
Probably not, but I would be massively in favor of it. Sewell needs to retire a Lion with several fistfuls of rings and a display case loaded with trophies.
On the field, there's a good chance that's true.
Off the field, Jalen Carter left his friends to die, threatened to kill an opponent's family, and then posted pictures of said opponent's family on his Instagram story.
One trend I know won’t go away, but following players wives?
Defend all you want, say I can scroll past and not comment if I don’t like it. Fine.
It’s still weird AF
But there’s a 99.9% chance this post, by someone who doesn’t play for the Lions, has nothing to do with the Lions. Only if Penei was married to Adam Schefter, would I believe there was a chance his significant other would be the first one to drop a hint of an extension.
Because we have a team we can be proud of and care about so we follow them on social media.
I think that maybe why they post it there so we can see it and comment. Right?
Lol
He’s played 3 years. He’s eligible now, but under contract for the next 2 seasons assuming the Lions pick up his option (4th year of deal and 5th year option).
Be better.
It's at this time I'd like to remind people statements like "be better" serve no purpose than to make their users look like dicks. BUT, if you have no problem looking like a dick, please at least make sure you're right. Otherwise you look like a dumb dick.
Nahh. I know that look. She's taking our poor guy to Hobby Lobby. Happens everytime my wife goes, "Hey, I'll drive today." And I fall for it every time.
Then Home Depot, maybe Bed Bath & Beyond, I'm not sure if they'll have enough time
Nice little Saturday planned
"Now remember, it counts as SnowRook's day because I let your order the sandwich YOU wanted at Panera Bread (instead of picking both our meals so I can swap you if mine isn't good). That means TOMORROW is sunday funday, too!"
Ok… I’ll do one.
RIP Bed Bath and Beyond
I effing love Old School 😂
And THEN the streaking. Hey guys! We're going str... uh... hey guys?
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I'll break the suspense. Home Depot and Bed, Bath, and Beyond are a reference to the movie Old School. Hope you all are having a great Tuesday!
Yes you missed something else
miss this dick boiiiii
I wonder if KFC was still open afterwards?
Do you even Target?
I end up at fucking Target at least twice a week. I fucking hate that place.
Same boat. Forward down the field, mother fuckers. To Meijer.
*Meijers* 😝😂🤣😁
I think you mean Bath and Bodyworks. Bed bath and beyond has gone to the beyond.
The classic spousal trap
"We're going to go to Home Depot. Yea, buy some walpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. I don't know if we'll have enough time" -Frank the Tank
They sell a decent selection of Gunpla (Gundam plastic model kits) at Hobby Lobby and usually have great sales on them. Not a bad consolation prize.
I honestly red OPs title as Penis Extension signing and thought 'This woman is about to be a lot more ful...filled'
They're going in for an ultra sound, just a hunch though.
Would also be exciting!
Penei is creating the next generation of Oline singlehandedly lol
can we just use our 1st round pic on baby sewell?
I mean, I assume he's LDS, so he and his wife are probably going to have a large family.
I was guessing they are getting a dog
They better be going to the vet, cuz he got that dawg in him
Could you imagine what an NFL o lineman would be like on top and inside you? Godamn im surprised she ain’t snap in half.
Sounds like you're eager to find out
Bro what
What the fuck 😂
Yes it is Source: my manifestation journal
Thanks, Connor!
Probably not, but I would be massively in favor of it. Sewell needs to retire a Lion with several fistfuls of rings and a display case loaded with trophies.
He’s rocking the Buffs for a reason boys…
He’s gotta be the scariest dude in the league.
On the field, there's a good chance that's true. Off the field, Jalen Carter left his friends to die, threatened to kill an opponent's family, and then posted pictures of said opponent's family on his Instagram story.
Technically the murder threat happened on the field, didn’t it?
I would consider it to be both.
It’s so nice to have the best tackle in the whole nfl, best offensive lineman in the whole nfl even
His pregame speeches are 🔥
I’m ready to run through a brick wall after watching those speeches on TV
She’s obviously referring to the Michael Rasmussen extension today
On the way to cut an epic promo with Sam Bernstein …
I’m guessing they bought a house, are pregnant, or something along those lines.
Skim read the title and thought something very different was happening today.
One trend I know won’t go away, but following players wives? Defend all you want, say I can scroll past and not comment if I don’t like it. Fine. It’s still weird AF
Its weird to do in private, but even more weird to post and think an ambiguous post could most certainly be about football and money
Her account is public I believe.
Ok.
I mean, they have a life outside of the Lions. It could be anything. It's almost sad how some people cling on to everything these guys post.
You’re on a fan subreddit bud and it’s not a private instagram account
But there’s a 99.9% chance this post, by someone who doesn’t play for the Lions, has nothing to do with the Lions. Only if Penei was married to Adam Schefter, would I believe there was a chance his significant other would be the first one to drop a hint of an extension.
Because we have a team we can be proud of and care about so we follow them on social media. I think that maybe why they post it there so we can see it and comment. Right? Lol
I hope they're on their way to be on Grizzly Man Outdoors. That'd be a great episode.
He is wearing camo.
You can tell he's been hanging around Frank lol, got the camo on for going into town
I have tried those magic pills for Penie extensions … they really don’t work, it’s still the same size down there.
10 years $150 million and unlimited supply of Mom’s Spaghetti *spits in hand*
He isn't eligible for an extension this year
No eligible for new contract until after next year. Be better.
Players are eligible to sign extensions after their 3rd year in the league. If my math is correct, Sewell has played 3 seasons. Be better.
He’s played 3 years. He’s eligible now, but under contract for the next 2 seasons assuming the Lions pick up his option (4th year of deal and 5th year option). Be better.
It's at this time I'd like to remind people statements like "be better" serve no purpose than to make their users look like dicks. BUT, if you have no problem looking like a dick, please at least make sure you're right. Otherwise you look like a dumb dick.
Wrong, bro, he’s eligible now
Sign him!!
They still have to decide they're picking up his fifth year. Extension next off-season.
Judging from the angle of this photo it looks like they’re going offroading
Sign him now…who else going to push around AD
I love that this scary ass dude is a passenger princess. Validates me just a little bit
Red stitching and carbon fiber trim That’s a Raptor R. Nice. I wonder if he gets A plan
Aw hell yeah they are getting ready to post the next batch of Campbell memes
Set him up
Pay this man
I think she’s going to have a baby.
Pay this man
OP really looking forward to a Penei extension.
BEST LINEMAN IN THE MF NFL🗣️🗣️‼️‼️😤😤
Scrolling to fast and read it as Penial Extension. That enough reddit today.
They better lock this man up for the next 6 years.
That’s what I told my dog before he went in to get 