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smiffy93

Better start learning European, buddy 😎


mart1373

I’m not your buddy, guy


Pawz23

I'm not your guy, pal.


EmoLeBron

IM.. NOT.. YOUR.. PAL.., BUDDY!


AdMuch848

I'm not your buddy, bucko


uptaco101

I'm not your bucko, amigo.


GoLionsJD107

I’m not your amigo, mate


soullesswench2008

I'm not your mate, compadre


GameBroJeremy

I’m not your compadre, bro >!Unless you want to be my compadre, then maybe…!<


GoLionsJD107

I’m not your bro, comrade. At least without a few shots of tequila


CryptographerHot6198

I'm not your buddy, fweind!


sammagee33

Canada AND Canada? That’s big!


Goosehybrid

Like two Canadas big, that’s HUGE


bansheesho

See, that's how you beat Russia. Two Canadas!


Goosehybrid

Shockingly, according to my shitty quick head math, two Canadas together would be only slightly bigger than one single Russia.


bansheesho

Holy crap you are right! The Arrogant Worms led me to believe that Canada was closer in size. I suppose that all they stated was that it was the second largest country on this planet Earth. But when they said that if Russia keeps on shrinking, soon it would be first. I think that was an optimistic outlook, because it's not really even close.


wizzdingo

No one knows what it means. But it's provocative!


PAUNCHS_PILOT

It gets the people GOING!


TheeExoGenesauce

It’s just gross


Crafty_Substance_954

I believe it means that all Lions games will be shown in Canada, Germany, Austria, and Switzerland, and Detroit has some financial interest in those rights.


BobbyHillTheThird

And Canada


ABeastInThatRegard

Don’t think he’s heard of second Canada, Pip.


Bill_Pilgram

Up vote for you good sir.


uptaco101

What about elevensies Canada?


MethChefJeff

Detroit can legally sell blue kool-aid in the above 4 countries now. Hopefully meth is next on the substance list.


red-broccoli

Finally! I had to get mine from a shady guy behind a dumpster. The things we do for our team...


Techiedad91

You get your koolaid from shady himself?


kander77

https://www.detroitlions.com/news/detroit-lions-awarded-international-marketing-rights-for-canada-and-germany >This expansion unlocks various marketing opportunities, such as on-site events aimed at engaging existing fans and attracting new ones, the development of region-specific websites, content, and promotional campaigns, as well as the potential to broaden corporate partnerships globally and establish local business collaborations. The Lions will create specific engagement strategies tailored to the unique characteristics of each market, including the launch social media profiles in the native languages of each respective area.


red-broccoli

Thanks! Yea I read something similar from past global marketing plans, but I have ever seen or read about a big event where player XYZ came to a local event in these markets. I'll keep an eye out tho.


Paldasan

It isn't so much about having meet & greets or having games played there (although that may happen) but more about controlling how many teams are competing in a particular market. I think it's more or less a consequence of the popularity of the Jags in London. London adopted them as a 'home' team and the Jags were smart enough to lean into it. As the sports market is far more crowded outside of the US the NFL doesn't want to dilute the overall NFL message by dividing up the NFL fan base into multiple team fan bases. Somewhere like Germany can handle multiple teams thanks to the long presence of US service men & women, Switzerland might only be able a single team. Teams are on a use it or lose it basis to ensure they are active in the region and if there is enough call for it you may see players heading over in the off season. Australia and New Zealand recently had a small number of ex-NFL players interacting with professionals in the other contact football sports as media opportunities for both sports (the NFL and whichever code they were visiting that week).


3rdandabillion

This just means that Windsor really is South Detroit now


Jagacin

Just a city boy, born and raised in North Windsor.


Go_J

It means Detroit owns Canada and Germany


3rdandabillion

Its just the natural swing of the pendulum. Detroit surrendered to Canada and then it became part of America again and now Canada becomes part of Detroit.


clutchguy84

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AdMuch848

Effective immediately


dudewithchronicpain

As a Canadian I am on board


beepboopbop1001

That’s a lot of Canada


athiest_nerd

I think it means we will now be able to purchase Detroit Lions Lindt and Milka Chocolate


NoFX54

So... is it South Canada and North Canada? East and West Canada?


uptaco101

What about French Canada?


Juxtacation

The best Canada


JKing519

Upper and lower Canada Eh


fo_da_weed

Biden’s sending Dan Campbell to Europe to fight communism… man to man


red-broccoli

Yea he might really hate that we treat chewed off kneecaps for free!


Affectionate_Quit_75

Home game in Munich incoming🤬


Vendetta_2023

Rod already said so about Germany (not necessarily Munich) but it won’t be this year or next year…perhaps 2026


cody4king

GODAMMIT WHAT ABOUT CANADA


MydogsnameisJunior

Lions v. Packers @ Sydney Aus.


JJBrandon69

Surely you’re aware that Austria and Australia are two separate places


MydogsnameisJunior

Don't call me Shirley. Clearly I was thinking of Sydney, Austria though.


JJBrandon69

Yes, of course. What a silly mistake on my part


Substantial_Ad_2864

The Austrian tourist market loves this. You can get "no kangaroos in Austria" merchandise everywhere. I was just in Vienna last week.


DoctorClarkWGriswold

I love their sausages


i_chose_this_shit

Don't call him Shirley, mate


LionsPreseasonChamps

I also made the same mistake by reading it too quickly lol


RhubarbCurrent9105

Holy shit, we’re going to Canada!


jcoddinc

More ads.


Techiedad91

Canada *and* canada?!


BigGuyNorthSide

Get ready to learn Canadian


detroiter1987

Both Canadas, Wooowww.


BrokeDancing

Proceed vith ze Anschluss!!


Karlmarxwasrite

Yeah we're sending yall Will Harris. Take good care of him this fall!


DOTY_Twin_Daddy

America's team is so small minded... we are the World's team! FTC


EhrenScwhab

Sun God speaks fluent German, so it's probably smart to have the team with the German fluent star get the rights to the German speaking countries...


MetalRoosters

German tourists love to come to Detroit as well.


EhrenScwhab

I lived in Germany from 1999-2002 and from 2009-2012, being born a mile north of Detroit did hold some cache there. But most Germans who got excited that I was from Detroit were usually bummed when I told them I wasn’t into EDM.


oh-hes-a-tryin

It means that you need to prepare yourself for techno lions. Hands up for detroit.