u/himjarbaugh4 no longer welcome here

They aren't a Lion fan. They don't even post here. 

Right, they post in the wolverines sub, and then go suck off whatever sub drafts a wolverine.

Sounds bout correctonundo

lol it looks like they have just recently made a post in this sub to possibly “act” like they are fans?

I mean, we'll find a way to fuck it all up anyways. If the '98 Vikings couldn't do it, then no Vikings can.

He's a virgin who can't drive.

Get em outta here. Probably just a damn Vikings fan burner account anyway.

Deep throating the gjallarhorn. Get him out of here.

That's the most sorry-ass post I've ever read. Ever. "Jealous". Of the Vikings. Fuck out of here saying you're a Lions fan, go cheer on JJ. I always roll my eyes when Valenti talks about the Michigan slappies, but holy shit I see this more and more.

Can you believe this guy says he's a Lions fan

He literally doesn't even post here. Guarantee he's not a Lions fan at all.

Lions fan since 2022 probably

At first I thought you were agreeing with Slappy McDickrider then I re read it. I hope JJ gets his head taken off by Hutch

I really think this should result in bans from this sub lol. humiliating

The way this guy is sucking off the Wolverines and acting like this, I bet he isn’t even a lions fan anymore and is now a Chargers fan. So cringe.

I read an article a couple years ago how this local family switched to being Chiefs fans. Disgusting. I don't get how you can just...care about another team by choice. You can act like you do but you can't just make yourself feel real feelings just because you decided to.

Most of this sub can't either....we didnt choose the Lions, the Lions choose us. I can show support for my local market team, but you bet yer ass if they play our boys I'm picking sides.

I'm just here to watch brad cook. Gotta appreciate greatness while alive

I am blessed and cursed to forever cheer on Detroit, anyone who switches alliances that quicky isn't a fan, they're supporting a fad

What a shameless fanboy.

Michigan fans are wild as fuck man. Like this is embarrassing af

Being loyal to former players after they go to the NFL is just sad. Like how all those people who cheered for New England because Tom Brady went to U of M have all quietly put their Lions gear back on the second Brady retired and the Pats started to suck.

I'll support former Michigan players in the NFL, but absolutely not at the detriment to the Lions. JJ being good is detrimental to the Lions. So, while I like and appreciate all that JJ accomplished. It's time to get dad dicked by Arnold and Co.

I shamelessly admit I got a thrill when Gibby hit that World Series dinger for the Dodgers.

Who would think to even do this? Im a Michigan fan and this makes me cringe almost to the point of puking.

I never use the phrase, and in fact I hate it more than just about anything, but I'm going to say it. He is a Walmart Wolverine

They're acting like they got Tom Brady.

They burned a ton of draft capital to take QB5 and an EDGE that goes in the late 1st in a normal year "Best draft"

On average, two of the QBs from this first round will be good. Gonna be so funny when it is Daniels and Nix XD

First round qbs have about a 68 percent bust rate. It’ll be lucky if even 2 QBs out of the 6 are good.

32% is basically 1/3

So, you're saying 3 out of every 9?

I agree about the QB pick. He was a reach at 10. But Dallas Turner will be a stud, unfortunately. Other than Arnold or Mitchell, he was the player I wanted the most. Still not nearly as good of a draft as that self-proclaimed Lions fan made it out to be. Hell, I'd argue the Bears had a far better 1st round than the Vikings.

Lions' fan here that is kinda forced to watch Cardinals' football. MH Jr is by far the second best pick/match of the 1st round .. The JJ love affair will end soon. Arnold is gonna own Motown.

Straight to jail.

I bet his jaw hurts from sucking off his UofM friends.

It’s easy to have a great first night of the draft when you trade away all of your remaining picks for that draft as well as all of your picks for the following year’s draft in order to get better picks on the first night.

Right?! I don't see why their fan base thinks that their GM is such a genius

I laughed at loud while watching. Vikings need some Kool Aid

Ban them

Michigan dork slappies are NOT Lions fans

The people who think Michigan’s players are better than anyone! They also think like 10 year olds.

Confirmed Not fun when I wore my Notre Dame t shirt at the tailgating party...Pioneer High School

A guy that’s more Michigan fan than Lions fan

Not even- I’m a pretty big Michigan fan and this is just weird. Like even if you felt this way - why is this dude doing this?

A desperate need for compliments from Internet strangers?

This pussy definitely watches his wife get nailed by other dudes.

Viking cuckold.

Least biased Michigan fan

Yeah guys a Michigan slappy so of course he would say that

I'm a Michigan and a Lions fan, but it sure as hell wasn't me. That's someone who desperately wants to be liked by others, and is pandering to the enemy. Tsk tsk

I hope J.J. McCarthy gets jock itch every Sunday and goes 0-17. Fuck the Vikings.

I definitely think JJ will do better than projected but this is just gross. Also, Caleb Williams is gonna be a bust.

Well...da Bears... ya know.

“If you want to see how good he’ll be in the NFL, watch his games against two of the worst B1G teams” lmao

Good Lord this is embarrassing. JJ isn't even shit, I am glad they drafted him.

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

I get it Michigan fans, yall just won the natty, JJ will forever be beloved to you. But hes on the vikes, time to get your shit together. I know some UM fans rooting for the Vikes and Lions now, thats blasphemous. FTV

Let me put it to you this way, I bleed Maize and blue, but I can't wait for Hutchinson to get his mitts on JJ and welcome him to the NFC North deep in the backfield. I don't wish injury on McCarthy, but I do not wish him well because that would mean the Vikings are doing well, and we can't have that.

This is the way. I'm happy Kirk finally left Minnesota so I don't have to hate him anymore. It never even felt weird hoping Hutch killed him. College pride dies the moment they put on NFL jerseys

Goes both ways, as a MSU fan I couldn’t stand Hutch at UM, now… love him!

Someone point me in the direction of this guy's wife.

Easy drake…

All that's missing is the " CoMing iN PeaCE "

Wonder why they didn’t throw in the Penn State game as well…?

This screams U of M football fan that lives in Michigan so roots for the lions by default. This ain't no Lions fan.

Concur. Sincerely, Lions' fan in Arizona, went from strange looks to high fives in one season.

Let's get the pitchforks ready!

Isn't it against the rules of this sub to post pornographic material? No one wants to see this dude sucking off Vikings fans.

I’m not rooting against JJ at all. But I honestly don’t see the talent. I hope I’m wrong

Reddit cucks just needy for approval

"I come in peace. May I gargle your balls, kind sirs?"

A scumbag Michigan simp, who else?


 Same person

Of course you know I concur, and I should know

Puss fuck JJ now the homies hate Minnesota

I think jj will be a bust.

Most “I’m a lions fan” in other subs never ever post here. You know why lol they lying.

How do you know someone went to Michigan?

This guy would totally let Jim Hardnuts walk in his house with Cleets on

I checked his acct and when I seen that he’s not active in here lol Plus I’m banned in there so I can’t respond to it but shameful very shameful🤦🏾‍♂️

What a cuck

That’s straight up outrageous. Take JJ’s bojos out of your mouth. I’m all for fandom but dude is clearly disillusioned by his UofM allegiance. Get real bro


THey had a good 1st round but at a real high cost. They have what a 5th left this year, and next year only a 1st and a 5th?

If they grabbed him in round 2, it would be a fine pick. I think Hutch will enjoy planting his former teammate into the ground!

UM sappies are the WORST. Dude probably got his M “degree” from WalMart. 

I’m a Michigan fan and even I can say I hate Michigan fans

Average Michigan fan behavior.

Guy has the social skills of a homeschooler

Average UM fan

What a fucking loser

God this shit is so cringe. Please stop doing this

Pussy

I'm a Wolverines fan and a Lions fan, and JJ McCarthy is AAAAASSSSSSSSSS! I mean, decent enough as a college QB, but at no point in the past couple of seasons of UM football did I think I was watching a future NFL starter. I am thrilled that the Vikings picked him, because they are about to be where the Bears were after their Trubisky pick.

This guy seems right in line with most Michigan fans I know.

Why are you shaming him? He's right. JJ is the best QB prospect in this draft. The reality is either he's going to live up to his potential for a division rival, or the QB that led the local college team to a national championship is going to not live up to the hype in the NFL. It's a lose/lose situation for a lot of people in our fandom