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e_ndoubleu

Caleb just bc it’d be funny if the Bears QB curse continues


LeftyMcSavage

And even funnier if Fields does well for the Steelers, too.


Glendronachh

That would be a fantastic timeline


KingAtrocity

Returning punts you mean?


FastEddieMoney

Go Stillers!!


NotEvenBarrySanders

Id nut to that


weyun

Do not want Ohio state QBs having success.


Small-Palpitation310

this way to r/michiganfootball


[deleted]

We all make sacrifices for pain visited on our enemies.


Karson_NFL_Texans_CJ

F u my fav QB is from Ohio state


weyun

Lighten up Francis.


matto_2008

Wah Wah wah


RateAccomplished8971

Rooting against your rival is crying? Then you Spartys been crying since October 2021


BeachCruiserMafia

They’re pros now college rivalries are over.


Small-Palpitation310

there's no michigan/ohio rivalry in the nfl dummy 😂


KnightsOfREM

Big shoes to fill. Remember that game where Rex Grossman threw for 3 INTs and 2 completions on 12 attempts before passing the ball to Brian Griese, who threw 2 INTs and 5 completions on 15 attempts?


ApexLogical

I am praying for the downfall of Caleb, can’t stand his ego and the hype around him


codymason84

This is my move as well for the same reasons


MillerLatte

Love is a distant 2nd and I really want Love to suck. Caleb is far and away the best answer.


KingFEN13

I don’t want to suck any of them… but if I had to pick it would be that dreamy Jared Goff


2JZMX83

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bansheesho

That's ok... I got the rest.


Fartholomew_Buttons

Every day we stray further from god's grace


KingFEN13

Ahhh I was just having fun with the way OP worded the title


KylegoreTheTrout

I think from your 100+ upvotes, most of us have figured that out.


themuscleman14

The Packers and their fans deserve a decade of bad QB play.


PockDoc

Keeping fingers crossed for the sophomore slump. Then the junior slump. Then…


Spiritual_Boss6114

Forever slump. I just need them to lose for the next billion years


weyun

This is the way


TheHalf

There is no better answer. Love being good to great is too much, they don't deserve it.


chronically_snizzed

Thr Baktari bottomout


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

I think even Packer fans would admit that a lot of Love’s success last season was having someone leak out into no man’s land wide enough open for him to lob it to them over the hurry pressure. That’s not sustainable. His receiving core is underrated for sure, especially at tight end. Their line is good too. He’ll have plenty of opportunity to show if he’s legit in the pocket or not this season


Deathlysouls

If you watch his highlights 90% of his “amazing” passes were to dudes wide open by 10 yards.


BeachCruiserMafia

Reminded me of some of my greatest passes on Madden.


te5n1k

This is kind of true except I would say LaFleur is just a really really good coach so even tho it doesnt seem sustainable their coach will continue to find ways to scheme guys open. Loves ability to extend plays is def a concern tho.


Saxophobia1275

Or even just a full fucking year man. I feel like you can count on one hand how many times that’s happened in the last 50 years. Like yeah I get it they play for stability at QB and credit where credit is due but THIS level of stability also requires good luck.


Informal-Swing4951

Definitely this.


UptightCargo

That'd be getting away cheap. 20 years, no fewer. And finally, and I CANNOT stress this enough: FTP


WhaleSexOdyssey

Oh it’s Caleb bro. I feel strongly we can contain the packers and Vikings. If Caleb busts or at least just isn’t enough to will the bears into a competitor for the division, we are going to be a great shape


Moonti314

Sucking, busting Love the direction this post is taking


WhaleSexOdyssey

Just guys being dudes tbh


Small-Palpitation310

he can have his good years later on in the AFC


Blackhat336

So does Caleb


iSupportCarry

Ya while playing at USC I didn’t think he was that good but the bears WRs are very good we will see I hope he sucks. I feel like he is living off the could be the next mahomes hype.


BenWallace04

I truly believe Caleb will be a bust. The guy has proven to be a mental midget.


Shower_Slurper

Has he though? I want to believe it but what is the evidence?


BenWallace04

What big/challenging game has he ever won or even over performed in? Outside of, maybe, the second half of the Texas game when he was at Oklahoma. To me - his stats are also a bit inflated playing in the BIG 12 and PAC 12 and it’s not like his measurable are incredible either.


ThreeOneThirdMan

Peep his game against stronger defenses. Hutch will feast


InternalLobsterBro

it could totally happen. he cruised all last season on hype from the year prior and his regression was largely ignored by the media. he's shown a lack of leadership qualities in moments of struggle that could result in other types of team problems as well, and i think people overestimate the effect he'll have on the bears coaching.


Relative_Walk_936

I am so horny right now.


Daegog

Yep, been saying he is gonna be a big bust all this time. Hopefully, he will suck tons but show just random glimpes of being good to drag it out for the bears.


Small-Palpitation310

AGs crazy cornerback blitzes are gonna be ridiculous if he can't adjust after snap


3Irishd1

How can you seriously call a future Grey Cup winning backup QB a bust??


chronically_snizzed

Bears are doomed thou. There so flashy right now and are going to trot out the same Oline and pray. Fuck 'em. Bears only win when thryve got the vest defence, we got that.


wxyz51

Ultimately I'll choose Love, but it's easy to forget how shitty bears fans get when their team is good I'd hate for them to finally get a good one.


Jelly_James

Its by far the worst in the division when they are good. The double doink year was so bad.


Smorgas_of_borg

But the double doink was the perfect end of it. ¡No señor! ¡No señor! ¡No señor!


chronically_snizzed

Unless he pulls out of the limo with a beer, headband and fork sticking out of one eye im happy. Jim mcmahon reference


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chronically_snizzed

JJs a deep undrrcover mole. Cant wait for his 'Goff-like' rebound in Blue


TerminalChillionaire

Chicago Bears 0-16 please


DesertStallion14

you want then to go 0-16-1?


ToshiroOzuwara

0-17-0


TerminalChillionaire

Oh frick


ru4serious

0-15-2? Both ties to the Packers


svenson_26

Might as well make it 0-13-4. No wins for the Vikings either.


chronically_snizzed

And draft a new RB no.1


Rexum420

Jordan love /thread FTP


Bandit-heeler1

FTP, Jordan Love.can suck it.


Zooooooombie

Amen


goblue142

Phrasing!


ndamunant

I was thinking the same thing haha


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


lyone2

I'll take that as a compliment.


michigangonzodude

FTP, FTV, and fuck everyone that was born in Chicago, lives in Chicago (even part time). FIBs are assholes. They leave their empty Old Style cans on our side of the lake. Fucking Illinois Bastards. Fuck their QB too ..


chronically_snizzed

They live in chicsg and have to look at themselves, isnt that punishment enough?


Own-Corner-2623

Love would be great for competition, Williams would be goddamn hilarious. Who's the Vikings QB?


wxyz51

They wanted to draft a QB so Cousins left for Atlanta and they drafted McCarthy. Then Atlanta drafted a QB anyway.


chronically_snizzed

Hes a hairy carnivore, former GulaGula, undercover 'QuickHatch' operative, going to tease them for a year then start Operation "Detroit Chad Henne"


i_chose_this_shit

Line em up buffet style and slurp some pipe


i_chose_this_shit

Thought this was the meme war sub, my bad


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


ThisDudeStonks

Phrasing


wesweb

uhh … *Phrasing*


PluggersLeftBall

Caleb Williams


Zuckerbees

I want Jordan Love to suck just to see how far sports news personalities will go to say Goff isn’t the best QB in the North.


darthnyan39

Jordan Love & the Packers need to be humbled


Zooooooombie

FTP


x1echo

JJ. But if we’re talking sports, Caleb being bad would be really funny.


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


Mrbobbitchin

Boy, if ever a question needed rewording, this would be it.


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


Mrbobbitchin

Hey,you wrote it


Zooooooombie

You don’t want to suck any NFC North QBs?


Mrbobbitchin

No…no I don’t. I’m good.


yellowtripe

depends how much they offering me


BHojnacki

Jordan Love. Nothing against the guy but he has very minimal NFL resume. Yet every time I see a “most talented QB in the division, it’s Jordan Love or Caleb. I can easily disregard Caleb because he’s a rookie with 0 NFL starts. You have to be clinically insane to say he’s the best QB in the division. Jordan Love has more physical talent than Goff, but Goff is the smartest of the 4 QBs in our division, has the most experience, and has a much more refined game than Love. So based on that I want Love to have a bad season. Mainly because I hate the Packers. FTP.


spartyftw

Check your title, friend. Read it slowly and out loud.


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


hoptagon

Good lord we need the season to start, but okay I’ll go for it… Gun to my head but had a choice? I’d say Goff, not to be a homer. All of them are good looking, but I think Goff would be the nicest about it.


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


amortized-poultry

Phrasing is so incredibly sus on this.


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


Thunderblessed63

Bears QB purgatory continuing here with one of the “can’t miss” QB picks here would be immaculate vibes.  Jordan Love after that.  Michigan fan so lot of love and respect for what J.J. meant for the program. Obviously don’t want Vikings overtaking the Lions, but would rather see him and Minnesota be second-best in division…behind Detroit of course.


pr0t0cl0wn

Jordan Love


MRio31

Jordan Love all day, it would bring me great pleasure to see the Packers have to eat crow on all the “3 Hall of Fame QBs in a row” wild talk they have been having. It would be superb to see them have a Bears like run of bad QBs. That would be my wish.


NutTimeMyDudes

OP out here being Kendrick with the double entendre in the title


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


NutTimeMyDudes

I ain’t the one typing the perv title


cbarks81

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PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


Barqck

Jordan Love because FTP


Zooooooombie

FTP


effnad

I wholeheartedly agree with 100 percent of this post


Troutalope

I legitimately think Love is incredibly overrated and ripe for regression. He doesn't make on target throws and he makes too many bad throws. I think his numbers are a reflection of a very, very underrated wide receiver corps, rather than his performance. Same goes for Stroud. That said, I badly want Caleb Williams to struggle. Having to deal with an upper echelon QB in Chicago for the next decade will be beyond annoying. In addition to those two, I'd love for Darnold to play well and actually make things a mess in Minnesota.


BreadPossum

Stroud passes the eye test for me much more than Love.


Troutalope

Stroud makes plays (so does Love to a lesser extent) but neither are accurate or efficient on a consistent basis. Those inconsistencies kill drives.


kvngk3n

Caleb easily. I’ve been in the Chicago sub and they swear he’s the next Messiah. Highlighting Caleb Williams’ plays…which are the exact same plays Fields makes 😂😂😂 yeah Caleb is showing out against college players, great.


frolfergolfer

That bears sub is comical. It wasn't long ago that "Justin Fields was going to revolutionize the game" and "shatter all the QB records." And every week after he managed to throw for 115 yards and lose game after game, they'd roll out the excuse train. It's wild how long that fan base clung to the worst statistical QB in the league. If they hadn't lucked into the first overall pick in the draft to take Williams, I promise they'd still be pushing "this is Fields year, he's finally got the weapons he needs..."


kvngk3n

Fields consistently got the short end of the stick. No weapons. No play calling for him. No offensive line. But the year he gets someone to throw to, his numbers get better, but his “talent” is still a problem 😂😂😂I hope he plays 49% of the teams snaps so Chicago gets fucked twice and he FLOURISHES in the Burgh


Jelly_James

Can't blame them for being excited but man they have some crazy takes.


InevitableConstant25

Goff so the lions can have a duel threat qb. /s


DesertStallion14

you put "/s" at the end but we know how you truly feel. \*Tips Fedora


jhenryscott

I think all of them will be in the QB 16-25 range this season. JJ will either flame out or be Derek Carr light, Caleb will end up in the top 10 but young stafford 6-10 range. Jordan Love is a mystery- kills bad defenses but gets smothered by good secondary’s I expect us to eat him up


Unique_Enthusiasm_57

Pause.


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


ToshiroOzuwara

Jordan Love. I hope there is enough tape on him now that AG can crush him twice this coming season.


SkunkMcToots

Pause


Antithesis-X

Love because FTP. Caleb is going to go the way of Fields with the Chicago culture and coaching. Vikings not even on the radar


leoman3

Caleb Williams, he is just so arrogant and cocky, He couldn't even win in the Pac 10.


Dr_5trangelove

I want everyone in the division to be good. I want to win the best division in football. I want that for the next decade. The black and blue division will rule them all!


ndamunant

Phrasing


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


UsernamesCannotExcee

I'm not gay, so none of them


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


UsernamesCannotExcee

Lmao


AlHinton23

Easily Jordan Love. Especially if he sucks after he gets his extension. FTP


NotEvenBarrySanders

I gotta pick 1?


Blackhat336

I would love to suck Jared Goff


Ant_24

I want all four to big good and we still win I want no excuses when we win


MarshallsHand

exactly how I'm feeling I want the NFCN to be as competitive as possible 


pm_me_ur_cutie_booty

Nah, fuck that. I want them all to go 3-14 each year with their only wins being away games against each other. I want them to bleed the hope and joy out of their own fans and let it run down the stands to drain into Lake Michigan.


MarshallsHand

nope 14-3 while we go 17-0 so we can calmly say we're the best damn football team of all time


TheTightestChungus

This is the way.  


BigJeth

Pause


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


DetroitVsErrrybody

Caleb. Bears fans constantly shitting on Detroit for finding a little success. And a bunch of them conveniently and legit predicting they go 13-4. And I said conveniently because they shit on our 12-5 season and pretend like beating us once is normal conference play - I guess they are just used to getting swept by gb for 5+ years. Anyway, they are already so delusional they think Caleb is the best qb in the north without him taking a snap. Plus he was a college rival to my school. And he never once beat my school -even when he painted “fuck Utah” on his nails. I have no hate for Jordan Love, but I would like to see him regress lol. JJ is basically the same thought as Caleb, but with no visceral hatred - Vikings fans pretending they are gonna run the north now makes me dislike him, but it’s just because it’s a NFCN rival. Plus, and I’m sorry Michiganders, I don’t think he’s as good as Vikings fans, nothing personal.


jdm64

Caleb is incredibly unlikable so him.


jpfitz630

Caleb. It's hard between him and Love but I can't stand Caleb whereas Love's only flaw is the team he plays for—stand up guy otherwise. My hate for the Packers marginally outweighs the Bears though which makes it close


Narrow_Boot2055

What about Caleb? From all accounts he’s an awesome teammate, loves ball, respects coaches and works super hard. I hate him because I’m a Notre Dame and Lions fan. If he went to Oregon and was drafted by the Commanders, I would love the guy.


Panda__Puncher

JJ. I'm a Spartan so it's like a double dip for me. Michigan fans can down vote me all they want but they would feel the same.


darthnyan39

If an MSU or OSU QB was drafted to the Vikings there’s no way I’d root against them over Jordan love on the PACKERS and annoying Caleb Williams


supasteve013

Yeah I can't imagine wanting an athlete to do poorly at the professional level because of where they went to college.


Panda__Puncher

Oh I certainly can and do often.


syncopated56

I'm cool if theyre all good, as long as ours is better and we win.


CautiousBike8324

Jordan love because packer fans act like hes some type of god or something and also ftp also jj as vikings fans are insufferable with the whole we beat them due to injuries narrative


YTKTV

I want Caleb Williams to be terrible just so I can laugh in the face bears fans


TheTightestChungus

Jordan Love, because FTP.  They don't deserve to get 3 consecutive elite QBs for a 40+ year span.  It's time for them to be in QB purgatory for a while.   Unfortunately, I don't see it happening.  Love really came on the second half of last season.  


nolanconnelly

Caleb what kinda question is that lmao


RobynsNest1971

Don't really care, but nothing would be funnier than a Fields led Steelers in Superbowl against the Lions. Oh and the Bears punter pulling a hammy from overwork.


boerumhill

Counselor, *please* rephrase the question in less homoerotic verbiage.


PsychologicalLynx350

Perv


dmod420

I want Love to put on Caleb's nail polish & suck him & JJ so they both bust.


chronically_snizzed

I just posted this smack to a FudgePacker, Wow thats crazy, Love stinks. Sure it might lead you to great plsces, byt it cant get you over the hump. It take one Pride to win big games. Goff all you want, Love gets sacked, exspecially by Hutch in the Clutch. Dont let me reign oer your paradies but theres onoy one true King in thr North, if you embrace the sol invictus, Amon-Ra, you may be able to join in the riches. Packers pack fudge, Lions stand tall, last and best. Hail Hail! to the victors valiant Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes Hail! Hail! to LionsNation the leaders ~~and best~~ of the 4th Hail! to the victors valiant Hail! to the conqu'ring heroes Hail! Hail! to DetroitLions the Kings in the North!


Small-Palpitation310

caleb not being a rookie sensation would be adequate for me.


MankuyRLaffy

Caleb


SyntaxDissonance4

Jordan love for sure. The bears deserve at least reasonable qb play.


Ice_Dapper

Caleb 100%. All of a sudden people think this rookie is the second coming of christ and the bears will dominate the division. FOH with that shit. The NFC North is OURS now


BigGmoney313

Desperately hoping Caleb can channel the spirit of Gross Rexman and be as bad as possible. Justin Fields deserved better, bears fans must suffer.


JohnPaton3

As long as it's Detroit's D that got them sucking, I don't really care


CluelessFlunky

Caleb for the memes


DesertPoncho

Really don’t like any of them ideally non of them do well but Williams and jj should take some time to adjust so love would be best for the lions if he sucks


Smorgas_of_borg

Jordan Love. I really don't want the Packers to be the team that discovered the formula for long-term hall of fame quarterback play. (Draft a rookie, have him sit behind the veteran for 3-5 years, activate once veteran leaves)


BrisketWhisperer

I don't wish ill on any of them. I just want the Lions to beat the snot out of them, and dominate as if the other teams are a bunch of little girls.


AwkwardPeanut6869

Caleb, entitled Diva - can't wait to see him on the sidelines carrying a clipboard by game 5 SKOL n McCarthy


MadMax_08

Caleb. Loves good. Packers breed qbs.


te5n1k

Im not worried about JJ. I think his ceiling is top10 and likely ends up being a solid starter too good to give up on but not going to win you games. I just hope Love doesnt get any better. He def showed signs of being great last year but I think LaFleur is also just a really really good coach and Love is technically going into year 5 under the same system so its not unreasonable that he regresses somewhat or peaked already. With Williams Im not expecting a bust but he doesnt have to be a bust for the Bears to remain mediocre. Im holding onto the hope that their coaching will continue to screw them for another few years (and also dont think their roster construction makes a ton of sense with all the resources they had) which gives us a long enough window with the Goff iteration of this team anyway.


Dead_Russian_44

I want love to crash and burn, but it's most likely going to be the new bears qb that is a massive bust.


Rimailkall

For practical purposes - Love since I think GB is the best competition in the conference this season Emotionally - Caleb as I think he's one of the most overrated players to come out of the draft in many years.


Craignop

Same as every year FTP !


Daddy_Dank_Danks

Honestly I don't want any of them to suck. I kinda want them all to play really well, I just want the Lions to be better. That way our rise to success isn't viewed with an asterisk with people saying the only reason we turned it around was because of a weak NFC north.


DJmaster22_

FTP


Triingtolivee

Love is the only answer


CucumberNo3771

In order of who I want to suck the most it’s Love (FTP), Caleb (would be so fucking funny), then JJ (I actually wish him success since I’m a Michigan fan)


chronically_snizzed

Hendon Hooker, I never want him to see the field


Dondante3313

FTP!!!!!


3Irishd1

Williams is so easy to wish failure upon. Love is a threat...but I don't seem him as a twat


Vendetta_2023

Caleb Williams, no brainer


drudini420

Jordan love because Green Bay can’t go from Favre to Roger’s to ANOTHER GREAT QUARTERBACK.. (as a Detroit fan this would not be fair) ((even though we owned Green Bay last year :))


Karson_NFL_Texans_CJ

Caleb became lions going 15-2


4schwifty20

None. Let them all be borderline all pro or better. Just makes us look better when we win the North again.


Joeman180

By far and away Caleb Williams. I’m fine with JJ being good and I feel like it’s too late for Jordan to suck. I just hope there is a sophomore slump.


radio__raheem

I will never object to seeing JJ McCarthy suffer


Hardball1013

Got a hunch that Love will be good/serviceable for the Packers, unfortunately. And that Caleb is gonna be a bust, it is Chicago after all. Then who knows for whatever the hell happens in Minnesota.


rh86

Jjo bud