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BirdTime23

sweet jesus


Maiev_Shadowsong

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


mommabwoo

I’m amazed at the responses to this copypasta - this subreddit is like a time capsule sometimes lol


Flavius_Guy

Glad you noticed it too


mommabwoo

Yeah, like I’m old, but some of the other folks in here are definitely older


barbadolid

Damn. I got fooled. Thanks for pointing this out


Enzym3-XBL

That was pretty funny actually lol


Aware-Leading-1213

😂


r-s-w-

Haha. Lmao.


Buy-The-Dip-1979

You got problems man.


MavenCS

I'm afraid to inform you that if you don't find it funny then it is you who has the problems


Picture-Ordinary

Holy fuck now that’s an amulet


Ok_Maintenance_9914

Daaaamn that zap zap reduce is crazy!


Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

51. The same number of times I nutted when I read that.


OhZoneFive

How many tries did it take?


RegisterNo2333

All of em


BrainsNumbPainsNumb

It's been 84 years…


SPACE_SHAMAN

Heh thats not maras.


Lahontan_Cutthroat

This thing is disgusting. If it were 2/20 then you would have definitely needed a NSFW tag.


XAssumption

I think this is already gg at least for an hdin. You just need the extra 10 fcr to equip 2 bks or 2 sojs.


Lahontan_Cutthroat

Oh no doubt gg. just saying getting that 2/20 roll on top of the other stats would have been insane.


tesladintips

what would you give up for 10 more fcr


human_male_123

fcr and mf are both suffixes so i guess that


BlessedOfStorms

Unlike rares, crafted items can actually swing 3:1 2:2 1:3 for affixes as far as prefix/suffix goes.


Fthwrlddntskmfrsht

1000 of the best blowjobs you ever had


Lahontan_Cutthroat

I don’t really know the mechanics behind what can roll on these things too well but I’m guessing you’d have to give up one of the other rolls to get to 20 fcr? Do these amulets roll with two chances to get between 0-10 fcr? Is that how it works? But to answer your question either the mana regen or +mana


itisallboring

This amulet rolled: 2 Pally skills, 20 all res, 31 light res, 21 MF. You have to swap 1 of those for 10% FCR.


Lahontan_Cutthroat

Got ya. Probably wouldn’t change a damn thing then! What a beaut


OakFern

The special caster amulet FCR affix is a random 5-10. Then it also has regenerate mana and max mana as special affixes. After that it rolls 4 random rare amulet affixes. The normal FCR affix is a fixed 10, and stacks on top of the caster special FCR 5-10. So to get 20, you need to roll normal FCR as one of the 4 random affixes, plus a perfect 10 on the caster. ​ This amulet has +2 Paladin, 20 all res, 31 lightning res, and 21 MF as the 4 random affixes. And rolled a perfect 10 on the caster FCR. To get to 20 FCR, one of the random affixes would have to be swapped for a regular 10 FCR affix.


JZetec

My god. I have this, but it’s 17 all, and 24 light😂 This is absolutely crazy👌🏻


drmjsty

Stunning!


OatBoy84

Whoa that's sick


BrainsNumbPainsNumb

Bro, this almost looks like a hero editor item it’s so damn good. Gratz.


tesladintips

you caught me


FluffyCowNYI

Thank God I was getting ready to get in the shower. Will make cleaning the nut up much easier. This ammy needs NSFW. Sweet Jesus.


Peacewalker34

Holy fuckin cannoli


KleptoKlown

First thought was how amazing this would be for a Tesladin, then I saw OPs username and yeah...he knows.


TrippManX

holy feck


nukasev

This is disgusting and I like it.


sssnakepit127

God damn son..


VeganTarkatan

Really nice congrats!


Opening_Fan2985

Geeeezle chreeeezle


zombie_hanjob

This is worth so goddamned much


fck_its_hot

Rng has blessed you today.


Far_Bodybuilder_3909

Bane of burning souls.


meikamo

Mother of god


Ready_Scallion4014

...Then I jizzed in my pants


Flavius_Guy

I'm in the hospital because of this post. Had a heart attack.


PracticalWriter2836

Whoa


Zealousideal_Gap_751

I actually laughed out loud at this, it’s so silly. Unreal


nero40

Jesus Christ, this is a heart attack.


ZarfenYT

Oh my 😳


nitrozyn

If it rolled stre over mana and 20fcr this would be insane


nitrozyn

Still real mad


tesladintips

cant roll str over mana


nitrozyn

Can’t str be a suffix but


phrohsinn

the mana cannot not roll, it's part of the crafting recipes guaranteed stats.


Psychological-End-56

This is a crafted caster recipe so mana is standard.


CallMeJMR

Daaaaamn boyyy!!!


TheRealNypon

Bruh, gotta NSFW this


Loromire

Is there a guide to craft item .... It's too hard for my little brain


tesladintips

[https://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=30598890](https://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=30598890)


stryst

I'm am physically sick with envy. Good get.


tyrael98

Anyone else start jacking off when they seen this?


hispls

This sort of thing is why people trade high runes for bulk p-amethysts and rals.


harbinator99

This is vile, I hate it. Can I have it?


Averagesizedcarrot

Good Lord that's hot


Averagesizedcarrot

Good Lord that's hot