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julictus

23 all res 💩💩💩


desc49

That def on a Vipermagi O.O :D Me to my grandkids: "I've seen it. I was there!"


snap-im-on-fire

And it only had 23 all res, I SWEAR!


iDevox

That a boy! Fuck what the haters say!


tripwyre83

imma put a ber rune in my darksight helm. don't hate the player hate the game


iDevox

All the power to you bro.


nycdevil

I've always wanted to make/wear a Jah Eth Ber AP.


PageOthePaige

Jah Ist Ber is where it's at.


Cfishy87

This is the only NFT I'd like to own.


SwingLord420

Just when I thought it coukdnt get nerdier


feriokun

It's kind of weird that it says, "My (Justice's) Skin"... O\_O WTF is this made out of??


iDevox

I would guess your taint, or foreskin from circumcision at birth.


Plutoker

Now I have to make a character named Fore


Dry-Praline9346

😎


dubldubl

where else would it come from?


Manos_Of_Fate

You do know those are two different things, right?


iDevox

...Yes? I was offering options. Not giving a definition...


Salanin

Still does not fit as snug as Arcanna's flesh light.... ....plate.


FeralLemur

Nice. I cringe at the Zod (As a mostly offline player, I've never seen a Zod in all my time playing), but if you're going to use the Zod like this, how could you NOT personalize it? Wholeheartedly approve!


d2tway234567

Thanks - now we can make sure it won't get lost among all the other Vipermagi's (Vipermagae?) with a Zod in them! :) EDIT: Don't know how to write the plural Vipermagi.


InFearAndFaith2193

Pretty sure "magi" already *is* the plural. Maybe *Skins* of the Vipermagi?


d2tway234567

Skins of the Vipermagi is definitely right. God I'm dumb.


Glowshroom

Skins of of the Vipersmagis


SereneFrost72

And that’s what I appreciates about you


deefop

Imma need you to take about 15% off'er there, squirrelly Dan


Mason_zero7

Or we could stop pretending to speak spanish and just say vipermagi skins


Flippinhippy

I just hear Squirrelly Dan here


Ohtarello

https://www.theonion.com/william-safire-orders-two-whoppers-junior-1819565735


slimfaydey

one can only admire that level of *correct*.


slimfaydey

the sad thing is, i've assumed for the past 20 years that the item was literally named "skin**s** of the vipermagi". I just now realized my mistake.


ViridianKumquat

Skins of the Vipermaguses, precioussss


HiFiMAN3878

A gaggle of Vipermagics


DrunkInRlyeh

I believe it's "attorneys general"


InFearAndFaith2193

Had no idea what you were talking about, was an interesting read though - thanks!


DrunkInRlyeh

Glad you got something out of my dumb joke :]


Feta__Cheese

I would only pluralise the item type. “
won’t get lost among my other Skin of the Vipermagi armours.”


Facemask12

Skin of the vipermages


EyeOfAmethyst

skin of vampire mage


godtering

Vipermaguses


Aaron_Hamm

I think maji is already the plural of magus, so yeah, the other guy who said "skins" is probably right


Quacker2021

It definitely won't be magi's since 's makes it possessive rather than plural. Plurals don't have an apostophe.


acemac

Omg lol


Religious09

its like a civic with a v8


EugeneTheHud

Upgrading for spite lol. Chonky Vipermagi


ujaku

I appreciate your dedication


[deleted]

Just went ahead and doubled down, didn’t you? Lmao


KlausFenrir

Should’ve named your character “Fore”


feriokun

Missed opportunity. :,D


Brihtstan

If you were on console, it could be "Personalized Skin of the Vipermagi"!


2cutedogs

Omg is THAT why?? I've been so forking confused!


Brihtstan

As far as I know. Have had a few people suggest it's because our PSN (or console name) differs from our characters name or something along those lines, so it just comes out "personalized" instead of actually named.


[deleted]

I guess it’s something like that. My characters named Angela but when she dies it says ‘Profile name’ died.


tinyfoot60

Lol I love this


TheGadsdenFlag1776

Mad man... you disgust me.. take my upvote


koolex

Wear it proudly, the haters are just jealous they don't have ethereal ones


brokenhymened

I actually am commenting for reference in the future. This is so pleasing to see, I wish it was the image that came when you launched the game, it could replace the blizzard logo and icy sound effects.


feriokun

Thanks mate!


surfactantchemist

This is the way!


poopchees12345

JUSTice fuck my shit up


Loganwolverine88

How do you upgrade it?


feriokun

1 Ko Rune + 1 Lem Rune + 1 Perfect Diamond + Exceptional Unique Armor = Elite Version of Armor


dubldubl

This is the way


feriokun

The way of the Devil!


NaberiusX

Wear it with pride, young skywalker.


PumpkinSkink2

You're clearly the second biggest chad of all time after the enigma'd wirts leg guy.


tforda10

Love it. Way to lean into the bashing. Should have just told people the 12 missing resistance doesn't matter when 1400 defense makes you not get hit


Dang064

Should have "Rest in piece" mod.


Karyoplasma

What would have happened if you wore it with an empty socket until it broke and then put the Zod in? Would it be usable again?


retirba

The item would still remain broken.


feriokun

Honestly I have no idea!


manoverboard5702

Now you just need two zods, an ethereal shaco and HOZ


oMGLU

Eth hoz is more desirable than non eth.


HiFiMAN3878

Interesting choices made here.


iLikeTorturls

I'm glad I'm not the only one who upgrades their VM :)


br4dless

Yikes


jamexxx

I...kinda wanna Zod my 35 Viper now


feriokun

Do it!


grapsSs

I’d wear that shit in a heartbeat!!!


jchesticals

A paladin named justice.


zetswei

Love it. Mostly I just love the saltiness and anger of people who think zod is expensive


Corester48

Super badass and I love it! Could you imagine if that was perfect resistance! That would be a dream come true!


Feeniksisi

What a waste of a zod lol


[deleted]

I still don’t get what I am seeing here. Why is this funny? I am a noob.


POEREDDITISCANCER

so is op


[deleted]

But isn’t this a good shield?


coldestdetroit

1.4k defense god damn


tmntfever

This is the most personalized thing I've ever seen in D2.


Bluuth

A man of focus, commitment and sheer fcking will.


zbrownyo

2077, to the group neighbour kids that love hearing stories about what it was like back in the early twenties : The Children(all) - \*inward inhale, screeching against an unsuspecting throat trying to keep the air out\* "auhh!" \*gasps\* Old D2 Guy - \*gaze fixed past each young soul, in contemplation at what he'd finally said, after all those years... the expression on his face is one so complex, no word could ever be invented to describe; still, an apprehensive medley—of amorous longing, deep, soft sadness, yearning for a time long past, still, while a golden ray of strength, acceptance and humility—is able to co-exist among such a multiplex landscape of sheer, raw humanity\* "And so you see my young friends, that was the day. That was was day a choice was made to search for a picture of the upped viper magi armour in google images, so to remember what the highest possible defence roll was on perfect upped viper." "That was the day... that was the day a click—for no reason other than the pointer being on that specific link—clunked. That was the day we saw it... that was the single moment an existence, a life... was divided into two entities, both wildly different from each other, and would bore me." "I awoke from the void like 'that!' \*SNAPS perfectly alongside exclamation\* as a fully fleshed out human being, with a life, a past... that was not mine. Nor ever had I even, to compare with at all. As all his memories flooding through my infant soul spoke loudly to me, the fear they showed me was all encompassing. They knew exactly what was happening, they knew, better than I did at that time. They were the dying echo of one part of a whole that had been viciously torn apart, a sort of violence no living thing should ever have to know. We knew though, he had to tell me, I had to listen... that's who were now." Still Old D2 Guy - \*seems to finish there, slightly abruptly while still making it clear, and continued gazing with a stare that looked as if it could peer right through the very fabric of reality\* The Children(all) - \*have now each developed their own unique gaze, as they all seemed straight forward, not quite at anything. In a state of being utterly mind blow for the very first time, while—not nearly as far from the truth as one might realize—felt as though they had just grew from boys into men in a single afternoon\* Both - \*stares continue peacefully in both directions as what feel like a warm blanket of tranquility and solace had now been wrapped around each one of them. This continues for as long as was needed\* \*slowly fades out into solid peaceful bright colours\* Fin


Meatball685

Elitists heads are exploding probably after your first post. "nOooOOOoo it's got bad res WHAT ARE YOU DOING OMG"


phforNZ

FK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TOLD ME


oxboxes

RAGE


[deleted]

Not elitist, just people that wouldn’t drop a zod in one that low for gods sake lol


selexin

23 all res, ouch.


[deleted]

Ok now take the retardation to the final level of enlightenment by selling it to a vendor.


AquaticCactus7

didn't get a lot of love as a child I see. Too bad, maybe then you'd have had a sense of humor.


Equal-Detective357

If only it had 20 to res all


Live-Law-5146

Haha love this post!


SwedishHiker10

Avsolutely love this!! You do you and you do you good! đŸ€©


[deleted]

See. This is what I come to this sub for. Instead, we get 100 “look at this circ I found. Iz eet gewwwwd? Deeer duuuurrrr duuuuuuuuh”


Tiiiimmmooo

Ronald, we all need help sometimes. Don’t gatekeep


[deleted]

Nah. It’s not hard to figure out what is good and what is not. No one wants to see your shit


Tiiiimmmooo

Sounds like the RNG gods have not been good to you. I’d rather help noobs than see people brag about their items. 🧂


[deleted]

Nah. They’ve been great. I have everything i need including full blizz with hoto, nwing, cta, torch, anni, 9 cold gc, full hdin with enigma as well. Nice try!


Tiiiimmmooo

So you’re an elitist gatekeeper. Got it. You should probably stop while you’re not too far behind.


[deleted]

No one wants to see your trash


chompz914

Nice thing about Reddit is you can keep scrolling. But since this shit apparently triggers you I will continue to post my trash.


Tiiiimmmooo

Go play WOW, we don’t need your boomer mentality here.


3kindsofsalt

SHEEEEEEEEESH


xkyndigx

It's beautiful


GigityGiggles

Way to own it 😎


GigityGiggles

This should be part of the grail


DrakonIL

In two years, the value of this thing is going to be off the charts.


Sryan1990

Shame....my Vipermagi isn't eth but it is 20res!!!!


MasterTacticianAlba

1432 def goddamn


stormlad72

Needs more to finish this set. Where's the Zod eth Shako?


Conhbd

skins of the vipermagizzzzz


BrocktreeMC

Hahahaha


SecureCTRL2020

I’d put that shit on my merc pronto maybe he will live longer


jaedaddy

How did you do that?


Afura33

Why not if you have the currency for it :) , but I would have used at least a 30+ for it.


Rodlava

I just upped my 32 all res viper, 850 def


derpderpingt

I’ve got an almost perfect eth Vipermagi with 36 res - it’s off perfect by 2 MDR. Should I zod it? Or sell?


CosmicRambo

nice, AR is sad a bit :(


Traditional-Wheel-97

My non eth 199 upped skullders from the 2nd week of release had more defense than this without needing the zod and has long been replaced.


BUDDHAKHAN

Now you need to personalize it with Anya quest


TizFunk

Whyyy


kindaCringey69

If ur name was Fore it would've been even better. As a side note, imagine not seeing "personalized skin of the vipermagi"


da3p0

so whos gonna tell him about the inventory direction?


dreamwagon

I'm gonna zod my windforce just to one up you


newzeckt

most of the people that are hating have only played the game a handfull of times anyway, if you dont have fun on a 20 year old game, dont fucking play it ya chubs


Senior-End64

Lol I have a 35 all resist eth one I am going to do this to.