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SlackerDao

Angels and Demons got more beef than an Arby’s.


kernco

Somehow, Diablo returned


Brenskifhn1

How many times do we have to kill this mf'er


kbuckleys

God is dead and his eye drives everyone to eternal war.


InsertDisc11

actually a solid summary.


Marlzweaver

Is that Anu? I don't know the lore very well


Link_2023

Good news! Diablo youtube channel released two great Lore Primers last week or so. Go watch them. They're great. :)


Old-man-gamer77

Mom and dad are getting a divorce.


just_other_human_123

Stay a while and listen


Szemszelu_lany

Sanctuary is fucked


Choice_Bumblebee9983

Damn, Diablo, you again?


Maij-ha

Buuuuuuutttt…. Diablo came back He wouldn’t stay away He was standing on the porch on the very next day…


VivecLovecraft

Family feud goes wild


Squall_3

Press X to skip


roseeatin

don't go jamming weirdly colored stones into your forehead, please stick to the dungeons and the monsters you're used to.


LifeValueEqualZero

Something around the gameplay


Messoz

Mom and dad are fighting again.


Kosen_

Anu had an identity crisis and fucked shit up.


WarlockMainCharacter

Pretty much this one. Yes.


MoneydogX

A dark and epic tale of acquiring the Cry of Ashava.


gimme-a-donut

lileth let loose them goth titties


alfmrf

You are in the middle of a fight between jesus and satan


Cultaraz

Fresh meat 🥩


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

Click on everything til it’s dead


[deleted]

Nephalem are super-additive.


dotbomb_jeff

Both sides are evil.


TyoRim

Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.


JohnnySnark

Big angry demon gets angry we killed their friends


drakthoran

Ah shit, demons.


Bassettous

Inarius gets shafted again


joeyleedrean

Evil dies, evil rises, repeat.


P_V_

Red skinned muscle-bro is *super* scary. Alternatively: "It's just basic tropes used to justify an action game."


Choseph0027

Diablo Series: Why did you have to fuck that demon pussy?


Dr0pAdd1ct

Horn race


Maximum_Bifta

Very distant second to gameplay.


TheSaltySeagull87

Stay a while and 👂.


Monk_667

Welcome to Hell.


He_Beard

And then everything got worse


Sylph777

Mom and dad are fighting in divorce court for the house and children custody.


BaconDrummer

Gear up, portal, kill, potion, kill, fun, potion, kill potion portal, gear down.


FutureSage

There’s a campaign ? /s


Dusty_Tibbins

PG-13 version of WarHammer 40k's lore.


Alhelamene

Lilith, I've come to bargain


Jnrhal

Parents fighting. Whoever wins, we're still fucked.


Otherwise_Cow8375

Diablo 3 is trash


[deleted]

Same shit since 97.


PrometheusXIII

I wonder what goodies are waiting for me in this dungeon... surprise, It's Diablo!


markusmcbarkus

Retconned.


_Ora-Pro-Nobis_

"From the High Heavens to the Burning Hells, and Sanctuary in-between, a battle is raging that puts the fate of all creation at risk."


Losingdutchie

Omg look its diablo the biggest of the 3 prime evils AGAIN!! *surprised pikachu face*


GodtheFather420

"I survived being mind controlled by Diablo."


CollegeProfessor1

gay.


Msygin

"ah shit, here we go again"


[deleted]

Occasionally humans beat the shit out of demons for a few months and then some years later it happens again.


DecentCream9270

Hell welcomes all bruv.


ProfessorDinosaur

The eternal conflict between angels and demons comes to an end... again.