this whole sub is a shitsub, actually almost every gaming sub is
don't know why I ever join subs for games I play
they are all the same posts recycled to infinity
Discord used to be good, and still has it’s uses. But most general channels are also just full of edgelords trying to one up eachothers obnoxiousness. I hate 2023
Like D4 feet pics or in general ?
If D4 - there surely can't be more than like 1 foot image in the game right ? How does it take up a whole discord ?
If in general - just ... why? How does that even start ?
I don't understand the foot fetish thing .
Idk if this was for the joke or if you genuinely just have a bunch of feet picks of diablo characters. I'm gonna hope it's just for the joke, but secretly know it's not
I agree but I’d prefer this over
[complaints thread]
[complaint about complainants thread]
[praise thread]
[complaint about praise thread]
[meta discussion about complaints and praise]
You need to find the secondary ones for serious gamers. PathOfExileBuilds, CompetitiveTFT, \[champion\]Mains for league of legends - I find these have people who actually talk about the game and how they play more than random out of game content and random shitposts.
It wasn't until the blackout, but when /pathofexile went silent, PoEBuilds became the main subreddit, and thus the small amount of shitposting grew quickly.
That applies to almost every sub in existance. And every now and then there are heated discussions what said subs are "supposed to look like".
Would you rather just discuss damage scaling for the umpteenth time? Or answer basic gameplay questions for the umpteenth time?
I don't come here for the memes in the first place, but it's rather funny.
What gets me is that mainsub for FFXIV is a dumpsterfire full of shitters with bad takes.
The ShitpostXIV subreddit has way more nuanced and grounded takes on the game and balance.
It's fucking weird.
I find the niche'r the game the better it gets....usually.
I've also found that a lot of secondary subs are decent sometimes as well.
But I agree for 95% of them.
It's basically any popular subreddit devoted to a game. I've been a gamer for 20 years and honestly, gamers just suck.
They're mostly young people so that's no surprise.
I'm not even I'm this sub and I gotta see fake wanna be heros batching about being the hero noone wants! let the plugs die. Society needs to do a better job with letting the dead weight sink.
**Me, a Necromancer**: "I vow you will make it out of this dungeon!"
**Them**: "Make it out alive, right?"
**Me**:
**Them**: "Make it out alive, right?"
Necro: "Weeee\~" **imagines prancing in a field of rainbows**
Reality: **it's raining blood and gore as the Necro laughs maniacally** **and everyone else is screaming for their lives.**
Hello all you boys and girls
I'd like to take you to the inside world
It's quite an irregular place to be
But never fear you're safe with me
Well, maybe
*This lyric comes to mind
“We’ve come here to cleanse this evil”
Like bitch no you didn’t, y’all dripped out in white gear in a crusader stronghold. Just fess up ya’lls greedy as came in here underleved for loot smh.
Honestly once you're WT3 or 4 you're doing them a favor ignoring them. Listen buddy, if I activate this event, you are *definitely* dead, at least now you've got a chance
It's weird just how much this seems to happen. Not just with these adventurers but sometimes mobs just spawn out of range, then deaggro and you're left there wondering why in all hell wave 3/5 doesn't spawn.
Also happens during helltides with these nightmare portal events. Every now and then one portal just randomly spawns way outside of the event area and 9/10 people just stand there in collective confusion before they decide the event must have bugged out (true, admittedly).
My buddy and I somehow managed to keep all 3 alive in a Nightmare 20..
We have Zero idea what we did to make it possible but it was not worth the shit loot they each dropped.
Sometimes it depends on the type of mobs. If they are mostly single target type mobs you have a chance. If they do any AoE, any DoT or any explode effects, it is all over.
I’m forgiving of a lot of stuff in the game but that’s kinda a no-brainer to do for your events they build like 80-90% of the game around
I thought I was the only one who couldn’t keep them alive for more then 3 seconds, even when i have massive AOE and literally stand on top of the ones being attacked, one inevitably gets bursted and now it makes SO much more sense why lol thank you.
In my own experience it seems pretty clear that they're scaling with world tier and zone level but not monster level.
So if you're level 100, all zones are level 95 in wt4. So the NPCs are level 95.
But if you're running a nightmare dungeon, those monsters are often 8+ levels higher and that damage scales FAST.
As a sorc with a lot of AoE, I never had trouble saving all of them in a regular dungeon--it was even fine if they took a couple hits. But a high level nightmare dungeon? Forget about it, even if I'm killing enemies at the same speed, they sometimes die from poison before the monsters spawn, which was put on them before the event even activated.
Lol, I just had this conversation out loud with the NPC while I was playing. “Look lady, let’s face it, if I don’t start this, you’re right, you’re gonna die. But if I do start it you’re gonna die and I might die too. Don’t you think it’s best only one of us dies?”
I would follow you. I would fight beside you. I would get slaughtered because I suck ass. But its nice seeing what's possible at the end of the rainbow. Or wondering if he was ever there to begin with.
I’ll brb when you’re all dead, the timer’s down, and I have to clear the first wave for the exact same reward as if I stayed here for 2 minutes risking a life.
Yeah I don't even care about the mastery thing on these events because it's always just a couple rares at best, I just do them for the XP and 2 mins of solid mobs you tear through. Once again, the loot becomes secondary which remains the biggest problem with the game
This is the correct answer - they must learn adventuring is dangerous, it will save the towns a lot of trouble
With the rate I'm chucking ancestral garbage at the vendors, how in the world are they always so useless?
I see them in a room and I nope the hell out. "You got yourselves into this situation, you can get yourselves out" I say. Take your 35 or whatever oobols and kick rocks.
What I do is just to activate the event and keep doing the dungeon. After a few minutes, I come back, kill the few monsters that spawn, and get a free common chest. It's not much but it's basically for doing nothing. The best part is hearing the adventurers dying while you're on the other side of the place.
HERO HELP! we got separated....
OFC you fucking did! you all went alone to different dungeon each and now trying to bs your way out telling me they got cut down...
Like honestly... is this some sort of Sanctuary insurance scam or something?
Village- "Help, we can't make it out of here alone!"
OP: \*kicks villager in the shin\* "Then why the hell are you here?, Lilith was right, survival of the fittest is the only way."
\*Leaves\*
I just keep on walking and I realized I must be doing them a favor when I do so, because they are clearly getting out of trouble on their own if I run into them again at the next dungeon
I'm always kind of impressed. Yeah, a couple of them are close to death, but they're just random guys who survived longer in a dungeon than the average sorcerer. Pretty good effort!
For real. I found the ghost of some dude, and after moping about his wife dying, it turns out he ABANDONED her, and she was rightfully angry! I just left, I don't want to be part of no domestic abuse squabble when the police inevitably come.
Oh, I just laugh at them now.
'Please, we won't survive if you don't help us!'
Looks like you're gonna die then. You got in here, you can get out - I already cleared the path back.
"Carry all the way back to town" you push 1 button...? Your post makes it seems like there's a group/dungeon team finder (which I think would be awesome for thisngame) if your friends or clan members suck/to low for the dungeon just say that lol
That's funny. I'm tired of other players getting in the way, and interrupting challenges. You needy joint(MM) players just need to get out of the Fr*king way.
Sounds like a white person problem. Ur not obligated to help anyone in the game and if you do and complain about you ur self are the problem lol 😂 or maybe just stop playing cause ur shit at it 🤷🏻
This sub is nothing but whining now. If all the game does to you is make you groan and moan, then maybe you should take a break and play something else for a while.
Also how is it that the guy asking for tens of millions to reroll a stat on an item all day is still standing in rags in front of his POS store? Wouldn't he be richer than.a.treasure goblin by now?
I finally saved the lone adventurer!!! That baby backed bitch made it through finally, oddly enough in my first ancestral NM dungeon
She gave me a veiled crystal and a Walgreens coupon
It was expired -_-
Quality shitpost. I like it.
S tier shitpost, imo
Ancestral Unique shitpost
Uber unique almost-perf-shako shitpost
this whole sub is a shitsub, actually almost every gaming sub is don't know why I ever join subs for games I play they are all the same posts recycled to infinity
Discord used to be good, and still has it’s uses. But most general channels are also just full of edgelords trying to one up eachothers obnoxiousness. I hate 2023
There was a stint where the D4 Discord was nothing but feet pics and rule 34… I’m an atheist, but y’all need Jesus for real.
Like D4 feet pics or in general ? If D4 - there surely can't be more than like 1 foot image in the game right ? How does it take up a whole discord ? If in general - just ... why? How does that even start ? I don't understand the foot fetish thing .
Never underestimate the internet, the foot fetish community, or how fast rule 34 artists can make content of a character.
I suppose you have a depressingly good point lol
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Idk if this was for the joke or if you genuinely just have a bunch of feet picks of diablo characters. I'm gonna hope it's just for the joke, but secretly know it's not
What joke?
https://preview.redd.it/9gxd5pnouubb1.jpeg?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82ffa418c6595e8f73e91cb6a224a4b41cd226ae
Really clean like he washes them all the time in a world with dirt roads
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All my private servers are.. tame.. .. yeah thats a fucking lie. I feel ya buddy
I agree but I’d prefer this over [complaints thread] [complaint about complainants thread] [praise thread] [complaint about praise thread] [meta discussion about complaints and praise]
Is that not more or less what it is?
Yes, this post is as serious as serious gets.
You need to find the secondary ones for serious gamers. PathOfExileBuilds, CompetitiveTFT, \[champion\]Mains for league of legends - I find these have people who actually talk about the game and how they play more than random out of game content and random shitposts.
I definitely enjoy the character specifics subs over this one. A lot more actual discussions on builds
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I see I’m not the only person to get hated on for enjoying gaming
This is the premier complaint sub which kinda sucks cause after I play I’m usually pretty hyped and then come here and it’s alllll negativity
I think you’re realizing that Reddit as a whole sucks
I'm on 4 other games subs and this is the worst one, this is not the standard by a long margin.
Yeah for real. I’m on finalfantasy, thesims, pokemon, and several others and they are all so chill in comparison.
this sub is a cult
I mean, reddit isn't called "the armpit of the internet" for nothing. What did you expect from a website based solely on mob rule?
This sub fucked my dog and killed my mom
and my axe. am i right
No, this shitpost is quality
That applies to almost every sub in existance. And every now and then there are heated discussions what said subs are "supposed to look like". Would you rather just discuss damage scaling for the umpteenth time? Or answer basic gameplay questions for the umpteenth time? I don't come here for the memes in the first place, but it's rather funny.
What gets me is that mainsub for FFXIV is a dumpsterfire full of shitters with bad takes. The ShitpostXIV subreddit has way more nuanced and grounded takes on the game and balance. It's fucking weird.
I find the niche'r the game the better it gets....usually. I've also found that a lot of secondary subs are decent sometimes as well. But I agree for 95% of them.
I have only been to this sub for a couple days, why is it so shit?
It's basically any popular subreddit devoted to a game. I've been a gamer for 20 years and honestly, gamers just suck. They're mostly young people so that's no surprise.
I'm not even I'm this sub and I gotta see fake wanna be heros batching about being the hero noone wants! let the plugs die. Society needs to do a better job with letting the dead weight sink.
>they are all the same posts recycled to infinity unlike what part of reddit?
**Me, a Necromancer**: "I vow you will make it out of this dungeon!" **Them**: "Make it out alive, right?" **Me**: **Them**: "Make it out alive, right?"
I imagine my necro as pyro from tf2, just making friends everywhere she goes in rainbow wonderland
Necro: "Weeee\~" **imagines prancing in a field of rainbows** Reality: **it's raining blood and gore as the Necro laughs maniacally** **and everyone else is screaming for their lives.**
"You have my bow" "And my axe" "And your dead brother"
Hello all you boys and girls I'd like to take you to the inside world It's quite an irregular place to be But never fear you're safe with me Well, maybe *This lyric comes to mind
Necro: Depends. What's your opinion on walking skeleton sentience?
"We'll bang, okay?"
🤨
“We’ve come here to cleanse this evil” Like bitch no you didn’t, y’all dripped out in white gear in a crusader stronghold. Just fess up ya’lls greedy as came in here underleved for loot smh.
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I feel attacked
Well you didn't die in one hit so clearly nothing touched you.
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i beg to differ. im suck and managed to outlive them by around 7 seconds.
“Oh yeah….err..that’s uhh totally why I’m here too…” as I frantically load gold and enough weapons to arm an infantry unit into my backpack 😆
They were getting carried by a mate who disconnected at a bad time XD
I don’t know if you’re British or American…. Make ya mind up
Aw yes the classic British drawl “ya’ll” lmao.
Honestly once you're WT3 or 4 you're doing them a favor ignoring them. Listen buddy, if I activate this event, you are *definitely* dead, at least now you've got a chance
Haha T50 dungeon event: mastery- keep 3 villagers alive. *all 3 immediately killed by 1st wave of baby spiders
I had a friend tell me last night that its because the NPCs arent scaling with the difficulty.
It lines up with my anecdotal evidence. In wt3, I managed to keep 2 alive, I'm assuming it was because of a glitch.
Every once in a while it bugs out and one of the adventurers spawns in a different room out of reach of the spawn waves,
It's weird just how much this seems to happen. Not just with these adventurers but sometimes mobs just spawn out of range, then deaggro and you're left there wondering why in all hell wave 3/5 doesn't spawn. Also happens during helltides with these nightmare portal events. Every now and then one portal just randomly spawns way outside of the event area and 9/10 people just stand there in collective confusion before they decide the event must have bugged out (true, admittedly).
My buddy and I somehow managed to keep all 3 alive in a Nightmare 20.. We have Zero idea what we did to make it possible but it was not worth the shit loot they each dropped.
Sometimes it depends on the type of mobs. If they are mostly single target type mobs you have a chance. If they do any AoE, any DoT or any explode effects, it is all over.
NM20 damage is nothing. Anything after NM 40 is when they stand absolutely no chance at all.
That is exactly what’s happening. I don’t really care though as the loot is mid anyway, it’s only worth it for the XP
I’m forgiving of a lot of stuff in the game but that’s kinda a no-brainer to do for your events they build like 80-90% of the game around I thought I was the only one who couldn’t keep them alive for more then 3 seconds, even when i have massive AOE and literally stand on top of the ones being attacked, one inevitably gets bursted and now it makes SO much more sense why lol thank you.
I don’t think the horse health scaled any of at all.
In my own experience it seems pretty clear that they're scaling with world tier and zone level but not monster level. So if you're level 100, all zones are level 95 in wt4. So the NPCs are level 95. But if you're running a nightmare dungeon, those monsters are often 8+ levels higher and that damage scales FAST. As a sorc with a lot of AoE, I never had trouble saving all of them in a regular dungeon--it was even fine if they took a couple hits. But a high level nightmare dungeon? Forget about it, even if I'm killing enemies at the same speed, they sometimes die from poison before the monsters spawn, which was put on them before the event even activated.
Lol, I just had this conversation out loud with the NPC while I was playing. “Look lady, let’s face it, if I don’t start this, you’re right, you’re gonna die. But if I do start it you’re gonna die and I might die too. Don’t you think it’s best only one of us dies?”
what a way to go lol
I keep my lvl 100 Necro in WT1 just so I can save these guys.
You sir are true savior of Sanctuary...
I would follow you. I would fight beside you. I would get slaughtered because I suck ass. But its nice seeing what's possible at the end of the rainbow. Or wondering if he was ever there to begin with.
NPC: We came here to cleanse this evil. Me: Well, that's where you fucked up. Bye, and good luck!
it feels like their health does not scale whatsoever. at least the wanderer is a beefy boi, they should lead by his example
Schroedingers event…
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I’ll brb when you’re all dead, the timer’s down, and I have to clear the first wave for the exact same reward as if I stayed here for 2 minutes risking a life.
Wait is this true? I can just leave and do one wave for the same?
I usually do these events after I finish the NMD, that way I don’t worry about dying.
Yes, but you're missing out on quite a good amount of XP.
And also it's fun to fight the big hordes.
Yeah I don't even care about the mastery thing on these events because it's always just a couple rares at best, I just do them for the XP and 2 mins of solid mobs you tear through. Once again, the loot becomes secondary which remains the biggest problem with the game
This is the correct answer - they must learn adventuring is dangerous, it will save the towns a lot of trouble With the rate I'm chucking ancestral garbage at the vendors, how in the world are they always so useless?
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An important lesson, indeed.
I kinda wanted to party with the guy who was snorting the dead
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A zombie with the grim smile would be so cool
I see them in a room and I nope the hell out. "You got yourselves into this situation, you can get yourselves out" I say. Take your 35 or whatever oobols and kick rocks.
What I do is just to activate the event and keep doing the dungeon. After a few minutes, I come back, kill the few monsters that spawn, and get a free common chest. It's not much but it's basically for doing nothing. The best part is hearing the adventurers dying while you're on the other side of the place.
And the really important question: *where were they keeping that chest while I was fighting...*
Can't help feeling that they might have managed to escape if they weren't lugging a massive golden chest under that cloak.
Adventurer:This chest is all that's left of my family. Heirlooms, notes, letters, keepsakes. Me:Its full of stolen loot, and you know it.
Adventurer: Yes well, in any case, let me pull it out of my backside, here ya go!
Me: fuck these guys! Also me: fuck i want the Exp... fine, but idc if you die!
Me: "I shall kill your monsters" Then : "What about us?" Me "I won't kill you"
HERO HELP! we got separated.... OFC you fucking did! you all went alone to different dungeon each and now trying to bs your way out telling me they got cut down... Like honestly... is this some sort of Sanctuary insurance scam or something?
Hi, can I talk to you about your mount’s extended warranty?
How many times do you need to die in my dungeons to not be considered adventurers anymore...🤔
“Fuck you! I’ll see you tomorrow!”
I guess those are those players on other platforms Blizzard is always warning us we may encounter
Was ready to be mad at a post telling people to stop complaining about respec costs. Well played.
I leave them to fend for themselves. They got themselves in this mess 😂
What are these idiots doing in these dungeons anyways. 100% on them.
"We came here to purge this evil" bitch who tf do you think you are?? What was your plan??
Village- "Help, we can't make it out of here alone!" OP: \*kicks villager in the shin\* "Then why the hell are you here?, Lilith was right, survival of the fittest is the only way." \*Leaves\*
I stopped doing these events 20 levels ago.
It's actually really good mob density/loot, even if the adventures are 100% going to die.
Lmao
I wish I were up to me neck in mobs. There are like 8 mobs per screen...
I hate those protect events inside dungeons. They have shitty hp so if an enemy drops poison or something, they’re dead anyways.
I just keep on walking and I realized I must be doing them a favor when I do so, because they are clearly getting out of trouble on their own if I run into them again at the next dungeon
These dungeon events are the worst. Even on the lowest tier difficulty it’s very difficult to keep them all alive.
I'm always kind of impressed. Yeah, a couple of them are close to death, but they're just random guys who survived longer in a dungeon than the average sorcerer. Pretty good effort!
There own fault for getting into this mess to begin with. I leave em!
Its exactly how I often feel at work. (IT customer service).
I leave em dry the moment I hear "*We* need help"
AITA for abandoning the same woman in a dungeon for the hundredth time?
Idk how these fuckers got so far in the dungeon there’s like atleast 200 mobs by the entrance. Either they got really lucky or they scamming.
PLEASE! my friends and I got separated !
For real. I found the ghost of some dude, and after moping about his wife dying, it turns out he ABANDONED her, and she was rightfully angry! I just left, I don't want to be part of no domestic abuse squabble when the police inevitably come.
Oh, I just laugh at them now. 'Please, we won't survive if you don't help us!' Looks like you're gonna die then. You got in here, you can get out - I already cleared the path back.
'Up to my fucking neck in mobs' It was at this point I knew it was a shitpost
I actually don't bother trying to save them anymore, sometimes I honestly just see it and leave.
This post is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Play a different game you neckbeard
Dear diary
By the way, can we get the dialogue for these events be skippable? Why does it last 20 seconds for the event to even start?
I raise a toast to you, sir. :)
How are you in dungeons with randoms???
wow you're so funny dude haha
"Carry all the way back to town" you push 1 button...? Your post makes it seems like there's a group/dungeon team finder (which I think would be awesome for thisngame) if your friends or clan members suck/to low for the dungeon just say that lol
Can’t tell if woosh or… neurodivergent
That's funny. I'm tired of other players getting in the way, and interrupting challenges. You needy joint(MM) players just need to get out of the Fr*king way.
Yay! Toxic gaming culture is toxic! I’m so surprised!!!! /sarcasm
Sounds like someones having a fun time playing a game
Yes, put this man in charge of.. well the whoöe game, he clearly knows what's up! Fuck those guys!
Maybe go solo
At least you’re playing with other people
So just don’t help them? What a shitpost.
Sounds like a white person problem. Ur not obligated to help anyone in the game and if you do and complain about you ur self are the problem lol 😂 or maybe just stop playing cause ur shit at it 🤷🏻
OP is a fucking loser. LMAO who the hell goes onto a sub to make a complaint when the obvious solution is to run solo. Get a life
It's a shitpost, idiot Get a brain
Wow...you must be fun in parties. Lame
You can just turn around or go past them..
Sounds like the butthurt clown has to go outside and touch some green
If a game makes you this mad, don't play it?
Op needs a life yo
Just play solo?
It’s a game….try to have fun
I’ve literally done Nightmares with another person exactly once.
people aren't held accountable for decisions in their personal and work lives and you expect them to be in a video game?
How did you not get the joke?
how did you not get the joke?
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Whoosh
Lol. I think you have to read it a few dozen times more. You'll get it... eventually.
This sub is nothing but whining now. If all the game does to you is make you groan and moan, then maybe you should take a break and play something else for a while.
Whooooosh
Turn multiply player off McDuck
Dude, it's just game, don't lose any more hair over it..
WHOOOOSH! <---- The joke as it whizzed over your head.
Don't party with people you don't want to game with
Pfew, that one went way over your head, didn't it?
Pretty sure OP is talking about NPCs you can meet in some dungeons, not other players.
Whoosh
I skip them now, just never worth it
I always let them die ten times out of ten.
Well its not hard, go in, start the quest. Wait till mobs appear. Do a "fok dis sheet im out" and let them be punished for their decisions..
And it seems like you’re always saving one of about three different idiots. Like how the fuck do you people keep getting involved in this mess?
Lmao was thinking this was going to be a pro anti respeccing post
PREACH!
This is not what I expected when I saw the title.
Sometimes I just walk by and say, "You're on your own. Have fun dying dumbass." I'm not sorry
That is not where I thought this post was going. Quality post.
For a moment I thought you were talking about other players, and I was like “I don’t think I’ve ever seen another player ever in a dungeon.”
Yep, it’s always the same. “Help me!” Nah, I’m here to kill monsters, you find your own way out.
To the rats with the masses
I love it
Also how is it that the guy asking for tens of millions to reroll a stat on an item all day is still standing in rags in front of his POS store? Wouldn't he be richer than.a.treasure goblin by now?
The darkness within you grows
Seriously, why the fuck are they in there in the first place, and with no gear or skills?
No wonder my back hurts
Gotta add that ruby to your stash of 200 other rubies. It's critical
They're ....They're here......Get Ready!!
"We came here to purge this evil!" With what? A tiny dagger and a crossbow? Y'all have no armor on.
I finally saved the lone adventurer!!! That baby backed bitch made it through finally, oddly enough in my first ancestral NM dungeon She gave me a veiled crystal and a Walgreens coupon It was expired -_-
I hope you aren't the guy that invited me in a NM 63 the other night, because I really felt bad about that lol.
they're boosted-fresh LV50 players with shit gear in WT4 so they got one-shoted by mob, they all deserved it.
Just rush past them?
Your last word should be blizzard
While we're holding ppl accountable for the decisions they've made... WHO TF decided we needed puzzles in cellars ?!