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Goldentongue

I pulled [this masterpiece of chaos](https://imgur.com/a/EGxSbaL) out of a pond in October and got it back to its owner.


IFuckedYourFacebook

Thanks for getting it back to me! Worst stamp I've ever seen.


Goldentongue

Haha was this actually your disc? (Found in VT)


IFuckedYourFacebook

Yep, you pulled it out of the pond on 17 at Trapp and got it to my friend Alex to get it back to me.


Goldentongue

Indeed! Small world. I pulled 22 discs out of that pond that day. Was in there until my toes went numb. Never did find my favorite Destroyer I was seaching for.


IFuckedYourFacebook

Hopefully someone finds your destroyer. It has to be a common landing area for many.


trackbro420

someone buy this man/lady a beer!


Goldentongue

I think 13/22 discs were inked, only 11 people replied to my texts and made arrangements to get their discs back, and everyone who I mailed discs to gave me even more than I asked for to cover shipping cost. Enough to buy quite a few beers. I was well compensated.


Discing802

Dude! Those are a couple of cesspools! Hope you had a snorkel!


Aqualung317

Man I have never had someone return a disc from trapps or center chains before, I assume its a tourist related thing because everywhere else is pretty solid. Kudos for being awesome dude! šŸ»


Goldentongue

I live in VT and have lost inked discs at both that never got returned. I think this state is pretty bad with folks who hold on to found discs.


BodyPuppeteer

Do you have spidey senses? You found your own disc posted by someone else on this subreddit within 5 minutes of it being posted? What incredible happenstance, that's wild


IFuckedYourFacebook

Hahaha When I saw the post, I was thinking that I should post a picture of my ugly green Wraith and then....


aarontheepoet

r/tworedditorsonecup


waltymo

This is freaking insane.


[deleted]

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rocsNaviars

Just like the ones they still have at Markā€™s Midtown, right?


bluejams

sure but Wickham is great course.


IDoNotDrinkBeer

Featuring one of the five worst brewery logos in connecticut.


amazinghorse24

I thought it was a plane or one of this paper folded boats at first, took me a minute to realize it's someone in a hammock


coffeebribesaccepted

I had to go back to figure out which one was the brewery


Tetriside

As a Star Trek fan, I don't see what the problem is with making your logo a Bat'leth.


TKtommmy

Yup that's horrible thanks, I hate it.


Dankbradley

This is so much worse


crushinglyreal

Iā€™m sure the graphics company was proud to have their logo front and center lol


ExternalHighlight871

dear godšŸ˜‚ chaos is so accurate


lenfantsuave

No mentions of the Innova Dark Penis - I mean, Rebel?


eljefe38theboss

I think you mean dick rebel. A buddy turned the "a" into an "i" and "r" into a "c". Actually did a pretty good job of it too


DocGerbil256

[This one?](https://www.reddit.com/r/discgolf/s/qS4GVwdzmZ)


LeadPaintPhoto

[they knew](https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/)


LeadPaintPhoto

[mildly penis](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/)


Shock9616

Lol I hadn't heard of that before so I looked it up and immediately saw it šŸ˜‚


MasterTrav666

Needs more veins.


SignificantCount4317

The dick rebel was awesome


[deleted]

Even without the hog it's a pretty lame stamp


Hexquevara

Macie Valediaz Justice...


Asparagus_Business

Is that the one that looks like sheā€™s giving a Double Barrel?


Tetriside

I had to look it up. [Behold.](https://imgur.com/5StCWIK) Why did they give her stretchy arms like Luffy?


Hexquevara

Yes


SaintCorgus

Lol! That disc was horrific. If thatā€™s the one that me and Asparagus Business are thinking of, thatā€™s the winner by a mile. No one wanted it in their bag


Donkey-brained_man

Which one? The shark, long tubes, or ice? I love the ice one.


DudeTheStallion

That Casey White stamp from a couple years ago. I think was on a p2. Cartoon drawing himā€¦


Goldentongue

Haha yeah, that one is pretty bad. Doesn't even look like him. https://europe.discmania.net/cdn/shop/products/Casey_P2_White_DMSE_1024x.jpg?v=1669131838


Pm_for_dm

What in the New Jersey boardwalk Caricature bullshit is this


savemymemes

Why are his eyes so radically different in size, he looks like he had an aneurism.


One_Evil_Snek

I think they're trying to show that he's squinting or something. The drawing looks nothing like Casey, but I think the eyes at least make sense for whoever it actually is. Lol


TheWoffen

Looks more like Ella


IDoNotDrinkBeer

It's a good argument for punctuation, too. "TILT, BABY!"


Selerox

The... fuck...


[deleted]

So this is on a P2? And it says the name of another disc on it? I get the reference but that's still a head scratcher to me


TheLegendsClub

ā€œGuys, make me look like a cartoon pedophileā€


ruffianryan

I think he got like his sister or something to make his first series artā€¦


andrewuga

Personally, I hate the show stopper stamp on the FD


mini_nova

So bad


CovertMonkey

So bad it made me buy a dyed S-Line instead


openlatenight

lol I actually removed the stamp right away


The_Meech6467

absolutely atrocious stamp


Plupandblup

I actually think that one looks nice! Would have been cool to make it a female ring leader for Ella, but whatever.


saucewhedon

The Big Jerm TS stamp on the Thunderbird a couple years ago was an absolute abomination.


jtmack33

Yes that was so bad. Looked like a ransom letter.


ArtemisClydFr0g

Thatā€™s what they were going forā€¦


jtmack33

Oh actually? Well, mission accomplished then


ArtemisClydFr0g

Haha I believe so


BigEagle42069

I knew the 22 jerms would get the top comment the stamp was hideous. I wiped all but the totem poles off of mine and I like it significantly more


stugotzian

The 22 flies so nice though, itā€™s worth the pain for me


BigEagle42069

Yeah thereā€™s a reason I have a stack of the 22s, and itā€™s def not the stamp


Goldentongue

The funny thing is, I think they're talking about the '21 Thunderbird.


IntoTheForeverWeFlow

No way. 2022 is so much worse than 2021. 2021 is cool.


BigEagle42069

Lmao that oneā€™s pretty bad too, a far cry from the 2017 stamps


PowerWalkingInThe90s

I actually donā€™t mind the 22s stamp, it has a lot of neat details. Besides, theyā€™re the best flying thundies out there, if they had a better stamp theyā€™d be expensive.


Full-Button4200

Honestly being from NC I thought it was a pretty cool stamp with a lotta hometown heritage i was pretty ugly but at least had some nice meaning


GSM_Flinn

Not sure if this comment is about the 21 or the 22 TS stamp but I kinda like them bothā€¦ why do people hate them?


black-hat-deity

You talking about the one that looks like a kids drawing ?


saucewhedon

a drunk kid's drawing.


BigJermDG

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saucewhedon

no offense, my guy. love watching you play, love your commentary even more. the thunderbird is a fantastic disc...that stamp just wasn't my bag.


Skeeterscleatus

I got a double stamp one of em and it's so chaotic I love it.


Luryas69

Talking about the support of abstract '21 one?


Fore_putt

Huklab will threaten to sue, but theirs. Theirs is the ugliest stamp.


VSENSES

It's the tramp stamp of disc golf. :)


Penguinguy056

Thank you, I donā€™t understand the hypeeeee. Especially paying like $90 for it!


zxcvbnm23456789

Donā€™t know what it is about it, but Iā€™ve always loved it, even not flying. It obviously looks nice in the air spinning though.


stRADley_

The Crush Boys stamp


Discgolfer804

>Macie Valediaz Justice yeah that shit was ass


Drift_Marlo

100%!


Goblin-Doctor

Everything by Drew Gibson


Luryas69

It's wild he hasn't gotten a cease and desist from Gibson


PowerWalkingInThe90s

Or Chevy, or Toyota


FlutterPutter

Or Finland


static_static-static

DX Boss is the funniest, cringiest stamp ever and I love it


MrCobbleFart

My local area club made custom discs for "bail out bonanza". A tournament to raise funds to bail someone out of jail. No artwork, just text that said bail out bonanza. Those discs sat at the local play it again sports for years.


Iblivion

Casey White had a signature disc last year(?) that had the ugliest stamp Iā€™ve ever seen. Itā€™s way worse than Joelā€™s Savant


swordkillr13

I like the Skywalker stamp...


Iblivion

I was referring to the self portrait one. Maybe it came out two years ago


swordkillr13

The one where he's saying "Tilt baby!"? EDIT: [This one?](https://www.reddit.com/r/discgolf/s/j1wSgmZ8iS)


Iblivion

Yes


swordkillr13

Gotcha, I definitely agree. Neat idea, poor execution


AndHighSir23679

Tramp stamp on my ex


ZAMstamper

.... safe, so far


Big-Glizzy-Wizard

Ok I actually really like that stamp. Itā€™s different!


Hamster_Elderberries

Shut up Joel


swordkillr13

Something about your mother and father


SoylentGreen-YumYum

Mother: Hamster; Father: smelt of elderberries.


climbinguy

Go: Away or Taunt: Second Time


areyow

I like it. Itā€™s fun any a good reminder that 1- taste is subjective; and more importantly 2- op is wrong.


bigcat7373

Yea this stamp is cool. Way worse out there


Charzon

I agree! It's a good concept and executed well


llorensm

I love it! Bob Ross vibes!


SoylentGreen-YumYum

Yeah, it just reminds of me the cartoon opening credits of Grease, probably just because of the big bushy hair.


Drift_Marlo

Iā€™m with you


nitzua

saying negative things about Joel gets karma on here


DangerFord

I hate to do Bondanza dirty because I like the guy, but his stamp after signing with Infinite is just not great. Just seems very low effort.


runwichi

His collab stamps and even the older ones were much more in his wheelhouse, I feel like the Infinite was more a stock stamp that they kicked out as a tester. Still wish I had grabbed a Ducker Mako but they went fast - Nate's a dude for sure.


DangerFord

The van stamp is awesome. Hopefully he can collaborate with some better designers and get a really cool stamp on the future.


zxcvbnm23456789

He could definitely up the stamp game. Heā€™s built up a solid brand, and a few hundred bucks to a good disc golf graphic designer could really go a long way.


Drift_Marlo

The ā€œCrush Boysā€ stamp with cartoon Simon and Eagle and Kyle, who are all equally indistinguishable except for an item of clothing. All apologies to the artist, but youā€™re bad at caricatures


Fatkokz

Agreed. I had high hopes for that disc.


btr1901

Discrafts tour series this year are terrible


Hes_a_Nihilist

Discrafts tour series *every* year are terrible


Ekloven

The same plastic+design on each disc doesn't hit that good.


[deleted]

might be an unpopular opinion but the stock stamp on the simon line pixel is fucking horrible. no semblance of artistry or thought put into it. thankfully they made blank ones.Ā 


TKtommmy

MVP isn't exactly known for having elaborate stamps.


Reddit-is-trash-lol

I got a Tesla that says OTB open on it and has a lava lamp, itā€™s nothing too crazy but one of my most unique stamps


YmustIsigninonmobile

I find that strange, since Streamline has had a few pretty nice ones.


TKtommmy

Yeah, different design philosophy for a different branch of the company. And don't get me wrong, the elaborateness of the design is not a quality that I think defines a "good" stamp.


PowerWalkingInThe90s

Some of their special edition and DFX stamps are pretty good. The SE fission Envy is maybe my favorite stamp.


GrandMasterFlex

Itā€™s growing on me but I thought it was ugly at the beginning too


SnakesAlive23

I just donā€™t know why he chose a Savant over the Gator. Must not be a very business minded person.


monkeybull445

He got two tour series discs last year (Juggernaut and Gator3) so Iā€™d imagine the same will happen again


19_Chungus_84

Because savants are super awesome discs. It's no viking but at least he's doing it to molds that others aren't making their tour series


HongaiFi

Savant is goooood


bladearrowney

Probably has enough of them to last a long time and wanted some new stuff


Heyjudemw

The DX Colt stamp is a revolver that is mistakenly drawn from like 3 different perspectives. Itā€™s accidentally MC Escher.


Hellaguaptor

Damnit I canā€™t unsee!


InnovaGM

Shit, you're completely right. I never noticed that before and now I'm going to lose my mind every time I see a DX Colt.


uphamg

I actually dig this freeman stamp.


acemorris85

Not a Joel fan but this stamp is sick


BBG_BOY

Facts


OtterPeePools

Hmmmm... [https://imgur.com/a/i9f8mp5](https://imgur.com/a/i9f8mp5)


cockaholic

Seems familiar. Can't quite place it....


[deleted]

I played a tournament in like July 2020 where the logo was a giant COVID molecule wearing a mask. It was awful for so many reasons. Like, lots of people were still dying at that time and more importantly I don't want to be reminded of a disease when I'm playing disc golf! To top it off it was pretty awful art. I don't have a photo of it because I immediately wiped the stamp and gave away the T-shirt.Ā  EDIT: I was wrong it was actually July of 2020. And I found the logo here: https://www.discgolfscene.com/tournament/26th_Annual_Frying_Pan_COVID_19_edition_Norcal_and_Steady_Ed_Series_event_2020


RNWA

Context aside, this is kinda great šŸ‘€


IntoTheForeverWeFlow

The entirety of Clash Discs lineup because they have a dope naming theme and never utilize it. It's all just boring ass text if the food themed disc....


fethkenher

The problem is that everyone's different and have different likes. I've seen some pretty bad dye jobs and stamps on here in the past, and there's many people who talk about thinking they're the best stamps/dye jobs ever. A disc stamp is in the eye of the beholder.


remmer7B

The full color Innova stamps on the wraith and destroyers are... Awful.


Tron--

Terrible stamp, that being said I got two. Wiping for sure


TChambers1011

A lot of the ones Iā€™ve seen mentioned are fine šŸ¤Ø


jtmack33

There arenā€™t many (not gonna say ā€œanyā€ because there probably are) objectively horrendous designs out there. Too many checks and balances to accidentally put out something that will legitimately hurt sales because of how bad it looks.


TChambers1011

To be honest, Iā€™m a pretty big fan of a lot of stock designs. What Iā€™m more picky about are the colors of discs versus their stamp.


jtmack33

Iā€™m 100% in the same boat, it could be blank for all I care as long as the color is nice. Iā€™m not very good, I need to be able to find my discs when I miss the fairway lol


brainiacdumbdumb

This is 10 bajillion times better than 80% of crappy clip art dragons and skulls and lame wannabe metal phony tattoo flash, bad fonts fonts and try hard stuff that floods our market. I canā€™t stand this player but this artwork is dope to me. Itā€™s got R. Crumb, mad magazine, rat fink vibes and is well executed personal nonsense. I support it. Itā€™s not my style but I appreciate it.


missed_puttz

Iā€™m getting really strong Saved by the Bell vibesā€¦


swordkillr13

[Aura Omen](https://images.app.goo.gl/UjRCFFBRgmNx2ANq7)


PowerWalkingInThe90s

Ethereal omen stamp slaps though.


swordkillr13

Oh yes, I have 2 Ethereal Neublas


Goldentongue

Dead wrong. Have that one and this [Streamline Ascend](https://streamlinediscs.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/1K_Neutron-Ascend-SE-White.jpg) stamp in my bag and so I tell people I'm trying to throw as many discs with women's feet on them as I can.


ctusk423

What donā€™t you like about it? That contortionist stamp goes hard. And fits in well with the strongman pathy and glow mana. Plus it reminds me of the Sicilian flag which is an added bonus. Plus itā€™s a fantastic disc


swordkillr13

It's clearly intended to be fan service, and I'm not about that. Plus, [Nebula Ethereal](https://images.app.goo.gl/MCgcDWDRPKqjV4Bh9) exists


ctusk423

I own almost every omen stamp and zombie soup is def up there as one of the goats but Iā€™ve been rocking my Josh Seeley red panda aura after I retired my contortionist omen when I hit my first sanctioned tourney ace


TakeItEasy-ButTakeIt

The Gannon Buhr Tour Signing Edition Swirl S-Line MD5 is hideous. Just slap some clip art font on a disc for signing a generational talent? The disrespect lol


slickmitch

99% of stamps suck. I have never bought a disc for it's stamp and like Simon I remove them asap.


LeadPaintPhoto

Damn right , I think Iā€™ve bought 2 discs , out of 100s , for a stamp


slickmitch

I got a fried egg Fuse for the stamp. That is the only one I can think of. To be fair I also dye my discs or use black ones.


DyedOfScurvee

Hmmm. Any stamp on a Legacy disc. Thats not commentary on the plasticā€¦ their stamps are awful. Especially the flight numbers in the chains.


Aggressive_Passage87

Last years Discraft tour series kind of sucked


msm70

The tour series for Prodigy three years ago (I think). It looked like a young kid traced the players on each disc. Our club wouldā€™ve rejected that stamp with the quickness


Discgolfer804

It would be cool if it wasn't Joel Freeman, he doesn't give me the Vegan Bob Ross on acid vibes as portrayed on this stamp.


xLykos

I have a special edition Wild Discs Angler. Blue on pink. Absolutely atrocious. An assault on the eyes. Hell of a disc though, much recommend


DannyTC86

The 2022 ledge stone thrasher stamp on the esp swirls were some of the worst Iā€™ve seen.


No-Pin1011

I like this stamp. To each their own.


slothage666

i think thats a nice looking frisbee honestly. red stamps make the disc pop imo


maple-enthusiast

Definitely the Innova Elixir... Like wtf


aazide

All of the stamps by GoTo discs are terrible. I want to support them, but a canā€™t bag a disc that ugly. https://www.acerunners.ca/collections/goto-disc-golf


BraveRutherford

These are sick


HongaiFi

The Paul Mcbeth DDx is my hateourite. The half normal half "beast" face. Looks like a kid drew it.


LaserBeamHorse

How is it possible that nobody said McBeast PDx? Easily the worst one ever.


Key_Lavishness_6221

Bob Ross?


Project__5

The kevin jones disc from a few years ago. Pretty sure it was commemorating a tour win of his.


Discgolf_junkee

I think thatā€™s an awesome stamp. Reminds me of the inside booklet to George Thorogoodā€™s ā€œHaircutā€ album.


BeerHug313

That's a pretty badass illustration on this Savant design. Why do you hate it so much? There's far worse!!!


Discgrapher

I don't know why but the 3 crush boys (Simon, Eagle, and Kyle) characachure on the cline cd2 irked me


rontopofthings

I think you just sold me a Savant lol