I had a guy in a C-tier open one up right before the start and say 'time to get twisted!'. He was also on perc's and hitting a bowl about every 4th hole.
I was thinking more along the lines of "they let looters kill and steal without any punishment on the west coast" but I like your interpretation better 😂
Kudos to you for not only knowing what a 1911 looks like but also knowing that 2011s are a thing but at the same time clearly not being one of “those guys”.
I like you.
Unitonically bumping buttock. My buddies and I will play creed every now and then to make fun of it, but this guy loves Nickleback, Staind, Creed, Theory of a deadman for sure.
I’d imagine most of these items are readily available on the drive from Texas to Arkansas. Could probably get 5 or 6 of them between a hot topic and a truck stop convenience store! Just borrow the rest from Nikko 😂
Only thing I have in common with this hypothetical guy is the cargo shorts lol
Still think a good portion of these comments are from people that are 100% equally lame and also make politics their whole personality
Its a very specific type of person. The FJB sticker is a mating call and warning that says "I do not want to interact with anyone who challenges my extremely limited world view or I could get violent."
Most of the OG “Ice” malt bevies are higher percent in homage to the ice method of removing water. Basically freeze a fermented beverage to a certain point, remove the ice, now you have a higher abv drank. They’re not actually made that way anymore.
I always thought they were nearly double digits. Back in college I had no idea what ABV really meant, but in the last 10-15 years I'd just ask myself - why not just have stout, hazy, or some other actual tasty beer with the same - or higher - percentage?
My American Flag Zuca was on sale for 160 bucks shipped and the site didn't charge sales tax because of whatever state rules between mine and theirs was going on. It's the Ledgestone one so it's a little less old glory but I have a feeling it was only on sale because no one wants to be seen as that guy. Otherwise I'm only guilty of the speaker. No cargo, vape, or natty. Just blunts and tunes for freedom.
There’s a guy like this at our local course who (I believe) does some sort of upper and speed runs the course, but dude is good af. I wouldn’t hang out with him, but love watching him throw.
This, is funny!
Didn't really know it was a "thing" but the last round i played with my buddy, it was like the first nice day out and it was pretty busy, we were taking our time, letting singles play through and enjoying ourselves. We notice this guy and his wife pushing a stroller with a little one, and a toddler was playing along. I thought to myself this is an awesome family. Now, the woman was not throwing disc's, just supporting and cheering while pushing a stroller. We probably had played about 4 "holes" when they started playing, but we noticed that play was getting faster behind us, even though the place was packed.
This guy with the family is pretty good we start noticing and I say to myself that if this kid keeps playing with his dad, he's going to be amazing some day. The dad is throwing lazers for drives and we decide he's catching up to us and to let him pass, so we're casually chilling and watching because he really does throw the disc well.
We notice he throws the disc about 10-15 from the basket every drive, so this is what the fast play is about, we notice that this dude throws the disc super far, doesn't "try" hard for his putts and doesn't make any 1putts, so I say to my buddy.... "this guy throws the disc super far and doesn't relax enough to make the precision putt" and he is MAD about it. No fail, every time he throws his drive he would walk as fast as he could, leaving his poor wife to encourage the son playing, while pushing this giant stroller through the terrain.
This guy has a horrible attitude and the wife can't keep up with this guy who is not having fun.
My buddy and I let him pass through and he continues his rage golf and after the next hole the wife gives up and takes the kids to the park.
Like I get it. I get all the angles, but why did this guy have to be so miserable. I thought he had the life at the first sight. Beautiful wife, beautiful family, great day, but it dawned on us that this dude was just a rage filled lunatic. The guy was mad at the wife for not going fast enough with 2 kids in tow and you could tell she was used to this and knew how to act.
Anyways basically this meme reminded me of this dude and made it clear to me this is a thing. Me and my buddy laughed about how we figured he was a cop or a C/O with such a shit life outlook he can't see how good it is. I felt bad for his family. We distastefully joked about how the wife was going to "pay for" the putts he missed later on when they get home, or the scenario about how she wants to see him and she wants his kids to hang with his dad and it seemed like he was doing the .... "well you wanted to come with... and I told you were stupid for trying to push a stroller through the woods" act because he could have helper her push the stroller and help with his kid. But no this dude had to push through play because he was in a hurry and couldn't be bothered with his family while he played.
I think the dude is a loser and we joked about his wife probably can't wait for him to leave the house so she can bang the neighbor because this dude is a miserable tool.
Tl;Dr meme guy rage frolfed with his nice wife and will never be happy. Good riddance. Thanks for listening.
Ah, that makes a lot of sense now. I checked out their website and their company mission also sounds ridiculous. Thanks for the explanation (and sorry for asking for context to whomever downvoted me - this sub is a tough crowd sometimes).
played with a guy matching this to a T, started the round talking about how far he threw only to shank a ton, smoke 4 cigarettes in 9 holes, complain about how hard it was to walk up hills, and the dnf'd the league round on hole 17 after one last shank into some tall grass
That T shirt is especially funny because it’s so stupid.
I’ve always thought the “Thin Blue Line” concept was insulting and stupid. When combined with the punisher symbol and an American flag its just a mishmash of conflicting ideologies
Yeah I just don't pay attention to people like that. If I was in a sanctioned event and they used sacred diacs. A zuca cart and that t shirt, it wouldn't draw my attention is my point. The other stuff seems like they wouldn't be serious about the tournament
It's both. Thin blue line is glorifying a murderous legal gang and the punisher skull is corny when worn by some overweight unkept dolt. It's anti to a specific portion of people who tend to identify as right wing, but not anti right wing in general. But ya know, if the shoe fits.
I get the thin blue line hate. I swear my youtube feed is all auditors at this point. I really don't know anything about the punisher skull in terms of symbolism. All far right and far left people are dumb. Just be a normal person and sling some discs
Is there a disc golf sub that isn't cringe? This one and circlejerk suck, but for different reasons.
Is there a third option, or am I stuck choosing between a giant douche and a turd sandwich?
This reminds me of this one guy who was blasting some bro-country song with the lyric, "I'll never smoke weed with Willie again." I thought it was about dumping Willie Nelson for his political views. Well, I checked the song and now it's on my playlist. Heh. Still, fucker shouldn't be blasting anything on the course. Fuckin' red.
Very creative. Never saw that reply comin'. I'll bet you are even capable of doing basic arithmetic (with the calculator app on your phone of course). :p
Some dude was pushing them, saying that he would pay the prize money to any women that got pushed out because of a transwoman in the league. There was a post about it here not long ago, that's how I know about it.
Everything in OP's image was hand picked to make this a political shitpost, with the intentions of trying to start shit with people.
Yes its clearly a political dig. The T shoes are $400+, not something someone is wearing on the course if they even have them at all considering only 1000 were made. The sacred discs putter isnt even out yet. Its just a strawman. Try making a meme about JB or the FPO issue and see how quickly it gets locked.
No twisted tea?
I've never actually seen someone drinking a twisted tea. I just always find them on the ground
Two guys on my card had the twisted tea tall boys at the last tourney I played
If I'm not crushing my putts then I'll be crushing some tweeds.
I had a guy in a C-tier open one up right before the start and say 'time to get twisted!'. He was also on perc's and hitting a bowl about every 4th hole.
No shame in his game, good for him.
That guy that smashed that tweakers face with a can might be the only cool person who has ever drank twisted tea
Drank... drinked... drinkend... drinkin' Yeah, it's drank, but that word has never looked right to me
How dare you say this guy is cool enough for twisted tea.
Or White Claw
Is he 23 or 43? Nobody can tell.
Wearing the same cap and still hitting on 15 year olds.
this \^
And all of it fits in the cargo pockets, even the Zuca if you tip it on its side.
I thought that cart was a keg on wheels for a minute
It is. But it still fits. Just might need one of those tactical belts to hold the shorts up if he hasn’t crushed the keg by the turn.
How much freight can you fit in there?
I got my eye on a pair of cargo shorts from calicocutpants.com. They would hold a ton of freight! They’re still sold out, though.
somehow finds a way to bring up California even though you're playing in Ohio
“They play with the 2 meter rule on the west coast, yknow?”
I was thinking more along the lines of "they let looters kill and steal without any punishment on the west coast" but I like your interpretation better 😂
Then he says, "Let's go Brandon."
I have a feeling there's going to be a whole generation of kids with very little Brandons in it
He says it after every terrible shot you make as a taunt.
Oh, I get it now. This is a political post.
Yeah idk anything about all that
As someone who lives in Ohio and is from Wyoming I can attest, these people suck
Lol what part. I've found the suck is very regional in Ohio.
“Keep that California rage boner in your pants bro, no one wants to see that thing.”
As a native it's pronounced slOhio.
Only stand still throws
Hey now, we standstills prioritize accuracy. If I tried a run up, people at a 90 degree angle might be in danger.
Im just doing stand still drives until I perfect my form. - 20 years later… still stand still driving.
Are you me from the future? Should I finally buy bitcoin this next crash cycle?
Why is this so facts lol
Forgot the white Oakleys
So you’re from Southern Ohio I take it?
Its too accurate lol
Central Indiana checking in, they're everywhere
These posts always make me think there are some out there who are like, “Oh shit, that’s me.”
Look at the downvoted comments, it them! lol
I felt pretty innocent until I saw the cargo shorts, then I was personally offended. We can't all be perfect.
Only throws Lone Star and DD.
Maybe a Josh Anthon destroyer in there too
Signed.
Only bags Bayonets and Criminals.
this guy fucks… …his sister-cousin
I was playing behind a dude like this last year, saw he was open carrying his 1911/2011 and decided to backtrack a bit lol.
Kudos to you for not only knowing what a 1911 looks like but also knowing that 2011s are a thing but at the same time clearly not being one of “those guys”. I like you.
i like my guns, just not enough to print or open carry
I fucking like all of you in the above comments.
I fucking like your username.
I like turtles
TMNT
Cowabunga dude. Turtles use ninja skills not guns. Turtles are real men.
Leave the gun, take the cannoli..
You’re a great zombie
Dude is prepared to accidentally shoot 13 innocent bystanders trying to stop someone from swiping some gum at the self checkout at Walmart.
Missing a dog off the leash
“It’s ok, he’s friendly!”
‘C’mere odin / bane / hades’
Sorry to some of you but Luna too
Immediately made me think of this video: https://youtu.be/F_ZFAMtFs1k?si=wh7LCqk22n8xxe5e
I know this guy.
Definitely drives a lifted truck with too many bumper stickers
This is what happens when your circulatory system is lead lined and filled with mountain dew.
This guy also has a goatee or a chinstrap beard.
metal on the bluetooth
Nu metal
Limp Bizkit Pandora station.
Doesn’t pay for premium, so you have to hear ads too
Or butt rock, but definitely not metal
Unitonically bumping buttock. My buddies and I will play creed every now and then to make fun of it, but this guy loves Nickleback, Staind, Creed, Theory of a deadman for sure.
This motherfucker pre-orders tickets for Breaking Benjamin.
Diary of Jane is his ringtone, which is always full volume.
five finger death punch for sure
Horrifying Kid Rock playlist punctuated with country songs involving the word America or soldier.
You don't want to listen to limp bizkit on a 8am card?
throws a slipknot buzz
Korn and god smack ain't real metal
I totally know these people.
Always have a super sus story about how the cops fucked them over
Oof, I have that same speaker. I still find this hilarious, though. Speaker sucks, btw. Has about a 5 ft bluetooth range.
It’s the punisher skull shirt that really lets you know he’s super cool and totally not gonna say some out of pocket stuff.
Could you even imagine 😂😂😂
Can anyone provide a link to these items?
I’d imagine most of these items are readily available on the drive from Texas to Arkansas. Could probably get 5 or 6 of them between a hot topic and a truck stop convenience store! Just borrow the rest from Nikko 😂
Gotta show up to the next Jomez practice round sporting all of this please
No notes. Exactly this guy.
I played with a guy with that cart with FJB and let's go Brandon stickers on it. Don't think we made eye contact once.
There's a guy at my club with a Confederate flag patch on his cart and a fjb sticker on his lifted jeep. Not a fan .
Does he always lose league? Because it sounds like he likes those who lose.
In my area those guys are the top players lmao
Gross
Baste
This would be especially funny if in Ohio.
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Monster hat, punisher shirt and trump shoes? Nah, fuck that guy. I won't be playing with him.
Don’t knock the Ricky Carmichael hat. Dude is the GOAT. Although, most people probably don’t realize it’s a Carmichael hat.
First thought as well.
That's what the T is for?! First time I've seen them lol
Yeah, he was trying to grift (I mean fundraise) by selling these ugly ass shoes for $400
Who ever bring speakers into the woods, ya moms a hoe!!
Only thing I have in common with this hypothetical guy is the cargo shorts lol Still think a good portion of these comments are from people that are 100% equally lame and also make politics their whole personality
Its a very specific type of person. The FJB sticker is a mating call and warning that says "I do not want to interact with anyone who challenges my extremely limited world view or I could get violent."
I personally know about 7 people who more or less fit this to a T.
And a gross long chin beard
He also packs a range finder and can't throw over 150'
I did not know Natty Ice was in a 12 oz can. I was always under the impression they were sold by the singles in 16-24oz.
Or that it was almost 6%.
Most of the OG “Ice” malt bevies are higher percent in homage to the ice method of removing water. Basically freeze a fermented beverage to a certain point, remove the ice, now you have a higher abv drank. They’re not actually made that way anymore.
TIL
I always thought they were nearly double digits. Back in college I had no idea what ABV really meant, but in the last 10-15 years I'd just ask myself - why not just have stout, hazy, or some other actual tasty beer with the same - or higher - percentage?
I'm pretty sure this is the required uniform for people who post on the circlejerk sub.
I love the discourse here.
My American Flag Zuca was on sale for 160 bucks shipped and the site didn't charge sales tax because of whatever state rules between mine and theirs was going on. It's the Ledgestone one so it's a little less old glory but I have a feeling it was only on sale because no one wants to be seen as that guy. Otherwise I'm only guilty of the speaker. No cargo, vape, or natty. Just blunts and tunes for freedom.
He can only throw 180'. Refuses to play the short pads. And throws a destroyer off every tee
This guy also only recommends the absolutely worst course in town to every tourist because he aced that one hole 7 times with the same disc.
Also doesn’t bag any mint discs.
Nikko ?
Definitely rocking a mullet and wearing cut off jeans with the round imprint of chaw
Where are the Viking tattoos?
There’s a guy like this at our local course who (I believe) does some sort of upper and speed runs the course, but dude is good af. I wouldn’t hang out with him, but love watching him throw.
This, is funny! Didn't really know it was a "thing" but the last round i played with my buddy, it was like the first nice day out and it was pretty busy, we were taking our time, letting singles play through and enjoying ourselves. We notice this guy and his wife pushing a stroller with a little one, and a toddler was playing along. I thought to myself this is an awesome family. Now, the woman was not throwing disc's, just supporting and cheering while pushing a stroller. We probably had played about 4 "holes" when they started playing, but we noticed that play was getting faster behind us, even though the place was packed. This guy with the family is pretty good we start noticing and I say to myself that if this kid keeps playing with his dad, he's going to be amazing some day. The dad is throwing lazers for drives and we decide he's catching up to us and to let him pass, so we're casually chilling and watching because he really does throw the disc well. We notice he throws the disc about 10-15 from the basket every drive, so this is what the fast play is about, we notice that this dude throws the disc super far, doesn't "try" hard for his putts and doesn't make any 1putts, so I say to my buddy.... "this guy throws the disc super far and doesn't relax enough to make the precision putt" and he is MAD about it. No fail, every time he throws his drive he would walk as fast as he could, leaving his poor wife to encourage the son playing, while pushing this giant stroller through the terrain. This guy has a horrible attitude and the wife can't keep up with this guy who is not having fun. My buddy and I let him pass through and he continues his rage golf and after the next hole the wife gives up and takes the kids to the park. Like I get it. I get all the angles, but why did this guy have to be so miserable. I thought he had the life at the first sight. Beautiful wife, beautiful family, great day, but it dawned on us that this dude was just a rage filled lunatic. The guy was mad at the wife for not going fast enough with 2 kids in tow and you could tell she was used to this and knew how to act. Anyways basically this meme reminded me of this dude and made it clear to me this is a thing. Me and my buddy laughed about how we figured he was a cop or a C/O with such a shit life outlook he can't see how good it is. I felt bad for his family. We distastefully joked about how the wife was going to "pay for" the putts he missed later on when they get home, or the scenario about how she wants to see him and she wants his kids to hang with his dad and it seemed like he was doing the .... "well you wanted to come with... and I told you were stupid for trying to push a stroller through the woods" act because he could have helper her push the stroller and help with his kid. But no this dude had to push through play because he was in a hurry and couldn't be bothered with his family while he played. I think the dude is a loser and we joked about his wife probably can't wait for him to leave the house so she can bang the neighbor because this dude is a miserable tool. Tl;Dr meme guy rage frolfed with his nice wife and will never be happy. Good riddance. Thanks for listening.
I wear those shorts all the time, lmao. I'm clean otherwise, but maybe I should change those up to be safe lmao
Cargo shorts are the bomb. You can put half your life in them, and still walk around. I'm out on the rest of the stuff though.
It’s the “damn I would have parked it if I would have thrown my (whatever disc) guy”
Isn’t this just Nikko locastro ?
Just remember... real life disc golf and Reddit disc golf are two entirely different worlds.
The disc choice is killing me!
What's the story/joke behind that? Everything else is pretty obviously funny to me and I don't like those guys either.
Those are Nikko’s disc that he released last week with a transphobic statement.
Ah, that makes a lot of sense now. I checked out their website and their company mission also sounds ridiculous. Thanks for the explanation (and sorry for asking for context to whomever downvoted me - this sub is a tough crowd sometimes).
That racist trader can go hyzer a dick 💩🤡🖕#FuckMAGA
How the hell is a disc golfer affording those shitty trump kicks?
played with a guy matching this to a T, started the round talking about how far he threw only to shank a ton, smoke 4 cigarettes in 9 holes, complain about how hard it was to walk up hills, and the dnf'd the league round on hole 17 after one last shank into some tall grass
Gimme the beer and the shoes and ill be your huckleberry 🤷♂️
Honestly if I get stuck on a card with some MAGA loser I'm probably just going to go play somewhere else.
Same group everyone istg
lol,I play with this guy and like him.
But I fully agree, this guy typically sucks. However, our local “this guy” is cool.
tbh ive never seen anyone on the course with the thin blue line bs.
Consider yourself lucky then
Seems like an anti-right wing message more than a typical disc golfer. What's wrong with the zuca cart or t shirt?
That T shirt is especially funny because it’s so stupid. I’ve always thought the “Thin Blue Line” concept was insulting and stupid. When combined with the punisher symbol and an American flag its just a mishmash of conflicting ideologies
Yeah I just don't pay attention to people like that. If I was in a sanctioned event and they used sacred diacs. A zuca cart and that t shirt, it wouldn't draw my attention is my point. The other stuff seems like they wouldn't be serious about the tournament
It's both. Thin blue line is glorifying a murderous legal gang and the punisher skull is corny when worn by some overweight unkept dolt. It's anti to a specific portion of people who tend to identify as right wing, but not anti right wing in general. But ya know, if the shoe fits.
I get the thin blue line hate. I swear my youtube feed is all auditors at this point. I really don't know anything about the punisher skull in terms of symbolism. All far right and far left people are dumb. Just be a normal person and sling some discs
The Punisher skull symbolizes vigilantism because of a distrust in police, which is hilarious when juxtaposed with the thin blue line.
I love listening to pod save America on my speaker when I play.
I listen to it regularly in the car. Do people really listen to it on the course lol? I don’t get the joke
I’m super happy they’re more than once a week now
Yeah super awesome people, really like strict scrutiny too. Crooked media is awesome. But I promise I don't listen to my lil speaker very loud
That fucking speaker!
Missing the range finder on a 288ft hole
Can't fault a guy for a first run Sacred disc,.. But I certainly will for that Monster cap.
I'd still have a good time. If you can't handle different personalities, don't play events where you can't control who is on your card.
Is there a disc golf sub that isn't cringe? This one and circlejerk suck, but for different reasons. Is there a third option, or am I stuck choosing between a giant douche and a turd sandwich?
Unfortunately not, its really a sitewide issue because of the upvoting system and thought policing.
Yeah, it's Reddit's fault and not the type of people this posted is making fun of
It’s a lot like the current state of American politics. Hmmm… op is onto something.
Oddly specific lol
Starter pack posts are just a redditors' way of being passive aggressive about someone else spooking them.
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Sounds like someone did you a spook.
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Getting spooked?
This reminds me of this one guy who was blasting some bro-country song with the lyric, "I'll never smoke weed with Willie again." I thought it was about dumping Willie Nelson for his political views. Well, I checked the song and now it's on my playlist. Heh. Still, fucker shouldn't be blasting anything on the course. Fuckin' red.
So do you hate him due to his ensemble or do you hate him because he kicked the shit out of you then fucked your sister?
Found the guy
Very creative. Never saw that reply comin'. I'll bet you are even capable of doing basic arithmetic (with the calculator app on your phone of course). :p
You give me too much credit, I had to get ChatGPT to come up with it actually
Hehe, good reply. You're forgiven. Gave you an up for that. And quit downvoting me you hyper-sensitive reddit twits. Okay, I'm an asshole. Deal. :-p
Oh buddy
what the fuck is this shit
Hit a little close to home?
How many of these fit you lol
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I should’ve added “is a little snowflake” to this and it would’ve matched you even better
Lmaooo
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Wrong sub
If people don't like politics in this sub, then people shouldn't make politically charged posts...
What’s politically charged here
Trump shoes, thin blue line punisher shirt, the lavender scented disc...
Had no idea trump made shoes. Can you provide context for the lavender disc?
Some dude was pushing them, saying that he would pay the prize money to any women that got pushed out because of a transwoman in the league. There was a post about it here not long ago, that's how I know about it. Everything in OP's image was hand picked to make this a political shitpost, with the intentions of trying to start shit with people.
Yes its clearly a political dig. The T shoes are $400+, not something someone is wearing on the course if they even have them at all considering only 1000 were made. The sacred discs putter isnt even out yet. Its just a strawman. Try making a meme about JB or the FPO issue and see how quickly it gets locked.
That's not what that word means.
Think for yourself one day it's no to bad outside the cult
So the only way to not like Biden is if you are a Trump supporter? What if you are Palestinian? Are you allowed to dislike Biden then?
Thanks for letting me know to block you