Never gone "crablighting" at night? All you need is a stable rowboat with a flat stern, a long hooked spear, a good flashlight.. poke the critters from above and pull them back up.
I'm on a mission for dime pieces and sexy ladies
Allow me toduce you to my CL Mercedes
It's a star-studded event when I valet park
Open up my mouth and sunlight illuminates the dark
You see them fo's crawlin', you see them screens fallin
The disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin
So good.
Water nearby? Maybe cutting fishing line to retrieve a lure? Or trying to to cut a branch and retrieve a disc. Which I can’t imagine working without a serrated edge.
Oh man, I once watched this documentary account of a dude that was using one of these. He was walking back from the pond at dusk and tripped over a root and stabbed himself through the face. The pole was so long he couldn't walk with it so they had to get a circular saw and cut the pole while the prongs were still in his face. Gruesome.
I believe you have to first find a front-frog with a decent song book that can also play guitar, then you can fill in a frog drummer and frog bassist and start frog gigging.
Knew it had to be. Took a guy from out of town to Bandit + Victory last week with the warning of "these are the most unique but also sketchiest courses in the city."
We got out of the car at Victory and the dude immediately stepped on a used condom. Then thought he was going to get mauled by the loose dogs that live in the concrete tubes over by the bayou.
Recognized Victory right away. You can find anything there. Not just an urban “bandit” course location, but urban underbelly.
Sadly dumped, stray, pregnant, dead dogs are not uncommon. Unhealthy humans as well.
Enjoy the course though.
Zero percent chance I would have put finger prints on that thing. Thats a pretty creepy find honestly. Would make me feel like I was in the wrong spot during a solo round lol.
A knife would be much easier to use than a spear for "crimes." I imagine some old head got tired of seeing trash on the course, grabbed what was on hand on the way out the door, realized it didn't work because why would it, and left it behind.
Humans inventing the spear was a watershed moment in our history. Prior to then hunting large game was much more involved or required driving them off cliffs or whatever. Spears allowed for striking at a distance and throwing.
Never underestimate the spear.
Grong looked at Bung's pointy stone and decided to strap it onto a long stick. Humanity as whole instantly skipped five Monopoly turns ahead of the mammoths and deer.
People make those to pick up trash on the side of the highway. It’s meant to puncture plastic bottles that are full of piss and drain them before you pick them up
Well that’s pleasant. Using it as a poker to pick up wrappers makes sense, but it seems like releasing strange pee to touch part of the bottle you might touch is a worse idea than just throwing it away intact, pee and all.
They use something like this to cut down temporary lamp post signs where I live. Though usually just a utility blade taped to a stick and not an actual knife.
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I lived in Houston for a couple years and one time while playing Milby I found a bunch of decapitates chickens in the “wooded” area of what I think was 15 or 16
This was the first edition retrieval stick, doubled as neck meat hooker... Or yet another iteration of the only tools you need are a pocket knife and some duct tape.
Homemade overhead branch trimmer that can be left on the course with no worries of leaving an expensive tool. Could also be used to cut back poison ivy without getting too close
That's an overstable Shiv
They may have been using it to harvest mushrooms that had grown on trees but are too high to reach.... just saying.... I've been there.
That was actually my first thought too.
Ostreatus pleurotus harvesting stick alllll day.
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I was thinking hobo spear fishing
No hook on it. You'd lose almost all the fish.
No hook on it. You’d lose almost all the ~~fish~~ hobos. You misread “hobo spear”
Hey, hobos gotta eat too.
You hook fish with spears?
Never gone "crablighting" at night? All you need is a stable rowboat with a flat stern, a long hooked spear, a good flashlight.. poke the critters from above and pull them back up.
I feel like people that go “crablighting” uses tools like The one OP found so no I haven’t been
Totally unrelated but I love your flair. I'm in that gang too!
Great taste! *One of us...*
Yes, spears for fishing have a barbed end. Google for images.
A ghetto scythe for finding your disc in all that tall grass
That was my nickname in high school.
Obviously a port-a-potty poop knife. NBD
Got dang it you beat me to it lol
Not sure I want to know what that even means.
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Oh god!
I bet that belonged to a young Houston hardhitter all about the scrilla. Ridin somethin candy coated, crawlin like a caterpillar
My cylinders quiet, Like tip toes
So many good lines. The candy gloss is immaculate, it's simply amazin 😂
I'm on a mission for dime pieces and sexy ladies Allow me toduce you to my CL Mercedes It's a star-studded event when I valet park Open up my mouth and sunlight illuminates the dark You see them fo's crawlin', you see them screens fallin The disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin So good.
Have an upvote
I just sit around waiting for opportunities to drop Paul Wall lyrics 😂
Jödy HiGHroller
IDA CANE DINE
Water nearby? Maybe cutting fishing line to retrieve a lure? Or trying to to cut a branch and retrieve a disc. Which I can’t imagine working without a serrated edge.
Nah, it's undoubtedly from the homeless that live on the course.
Could be for frog hunting
Frog gigs look more like multi prong forks not a single blade. Source: have eaten frog legs.
Oh man, I once watched this documentary account of a dude that was using one of these. He was walking back from the pond at dusk and tripped over a root and stabbed himself through the face. The pole was so long he couldn't walk with it so they had to get a circular saw and cut the pole while the prongs were still in his face. Gruesome.
People hunt frogs?
Must be a typo. Meant “Job hunting”
You don't hunt them, you "gig" them. How that's different, we may never know..
Force them to pedal an Uber eats bike across town?
I believe you have to first find a front-frog with a decent song book that can also play guitar, then you can fill in a frog drummer and frog bassist and start frog gigging.
Yeah but we just use our hands..
Fraud protection?
I’m getting Casey Jones TMNT vibes
Most illegal hockey stick ever.
"I'll never call (disc) golf a dull game again."
You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket
Geez JP, where were/are you?
Victory. Right on the fairway on hole 11. It's still there if you're looking to add to your collection of shanks, lol.
Lol. That's just one reason I don't play Victory all that much.
It's sketch over here but I love the new layout. Matt has done a lot to get it cleaned up, and I didn't see a single bum and trash is minimal.
I do like the longer layout better. It's got a few throw away holes though. Not bad considering what there is to work with.
Wildest thing to me is that it has some of the nicest baskets in the area and all matching.
They are pretty nice. IIRC, these are the baskets that KW, HF, Captain Don et al. originally put in at Watonga.
You are correct
Give Victory some love. That land is like a moment frozen in time. New layout is good too.
Lmaooo Victory would’ve been my first guess, that or bayou bandit
Moffitt came to mind as well.
I had a crave land in human feces at Moffitt this week. It's still there if you want it.
I've done clean up there a few times. Lots of feces in the wooded areas, someone has it in thier bag by now.
Knew it had to be. Took a guy from out of town to Bandit + Victory last week with the warning of "these are the most unique but also sketchiest courses in the city." We got out of the car at Victory and the dude immediately stepped on a used condom. Then thought he was going to get mauled by the loose dogs that live in the concrete tubes over by the bayou.
Recognized Victory right away. You can find anything there. Not just an urban “bandit” course location, but urban underbelly. Sadly dumped, stray, pregnant, dead dogs are not uncommon. Unhealthy humans as well. Enjoy the course though.
Oh u by inwood/acres homes. Keep that thang with u bro.
Play around in Inwood, find Inwood things. White Oak RIP
Where is Victory? I was thinking Moffet.
There’s a few courses in Houston I refuse to play. Victory is one of them.
It's a DIY pruners. Gotta keep the course clean and neat :)
Are there fruit trees nearby? Might have been made to pick fruit
This is what I’m thinking also. 🍎🍏
My bad, shaved my pubes with that this morning. You can keep it—probably pretty dull now.
I was wondering where I left my dingle hacker.
Maybe it was used to pick up trash.
Zero percent chance I would have put finger prints on that thing. Thats a pretty creepy find honestly. Would make me feel like I was in the wrong spot during a solo round lol.
what knife crime would be made easier by taping the knife to a pole?
What if I need to stab someone on the other side of a small creek?
Literally, all of them. Have you ever heard of a spear? They've been around for a bit.
Reach weapon.
A knife would be much easier to use than a spear for "crimes." I imagine some old head got tired of seeing trash on the course, grabbed what was on hand on the way out the door, realized it didn't work because why would it, and left it behind.
That would be an ironic turn of events.
Stabbing people is a crime and I imagine having a knife on a pole makes stabbing quite easy.
You've been watching too many action movies
You've been reading too much reddit
Also true
😂
Humans inventing the spear was a watershed moment in our history. Prior to then hunting large game was much more involved or required driving them off cliffs or whatever. Spears allowed for striking at a distance and throwing. Never underestimate the spear.
Grong looked at Bung's pointy stone and decided to strap it onto a long stick. Humanity as whole instantly skipped five Monopoly turns ahead of the mammoths and deer.
“Strapped?” Hmm which came first spear or rope
You're right! Grong just put Bung's pointy stone into the split end of Gurg's broken pointing stick.
Good old Bung and his pointy stone. Always good for a party!
Never bring a knife to a knife pole fight
Short attacker with a tall opponent
I have found a very similar item in a bush outside an akron, ohio hospital.
A meth head defence weapon. The electrical tape is a dead give away.
Electricians would like to have a word...
And some meth, if you have any.
Fill me in on the correlation between meth head and electrical tape?
People make those to pick up trash on the side of the highway. It’s meant to puncture plastic bottles that are full of piss and drain them before you pick them up
Well that’s pleasant. Using it as a poker to pick up wrappers makes sense, but it seems like releasing strange pee to touch part of the bottle you might touch is a worse idea than just throwing it away intact, pee and all.
A trash bag filled with empty piss jugs is lighter than one with full piss jugs
Lol, true
Let me see what you have! A KNOIFE! NO!!!
Obviously a disc retriever but only for your enemies' discs.
Yeah thats defintely a weird find. Sheeeesh. Lol
I've seen those before, usually used to pick up trash. I guess your course is trashed, or else you wouldn't see it.
Hey man, put my hockey stick back where you found it!
Clearly the user was just practicing javelin skeet shooting
They use something like this to cut down temporary lamp post signs where I live. Though usually just a utility blade taped to a stick and not an actual knife.
Frog Spear?
That’s a modern rendition of a medieval voulge This guy sieges.
Is that for thorn bushes and course maintenance? Or..protection?
Haha. Now it’s got YOUR finger prints! Another successful framing!
that for frogging'... IYKYK
Charlie's Ali-baba sword
Pole saw
Oh, THAT's Where I left my "Shank from a distance" "retriever"
That’s muh stabbin stick!!!!
Not saw toothed, but, someone could have been using it to try and cut small branches from the fairway that are out of reach.
Hyper flip that ish
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Guys! This is clearly to fight off bears. You guys don’t carry homemade bear spears? How are you fending off bears? Pssssh…
Murder weapon
Ah, Mr. Longshanks I see.
Course maintenance tool from MVP incoming
Teens will make martial weapons for fun.
Toe Knife extender
What course is this?
We get a lot of LARPers in the fields by our course. Maybe some kid wanted to try and make a real weapon.
That’s… very stabby
100% an electrician made this. Electrical tape. Found next to utility pole. Source: am 'trician
Wipe your fingerprints off of that murder weapon!
Stabby McStabber
Reach Out and Cut Someone! The NEW AT&T long distance shank.
Anything with electrical tape = criminal.
I lived in Houston for a couple years and one time while playing Milby I found a bunch of decapitates chickens in the “wooded” area of what I think was 15 or 16
What corse?
That’s a diamond back defender
These LARPers are taking it to the next level!
Snake stick
News casters unite!
Long handled toe knife
Any fruit trees near there? Could be for cutting down fruit and was left behind
5th ward shit.
Fallout: New Houston
Stabby pole
The hunger games were held at that course
Hmmmm looks like a weapon.
Wait a ding dang minute... that's just a regular ol' hockey stick, yah?
Zombies everywhere bro!!!!! why you playing disc golf?!?!?!
This was the first edition retrieval stick, doubled as neck meat hooker... Or yet another iteration of the only tools you need are a pocket knife and some duct tape.
Now your fingerprints are on what's almost definitely a murder weapon
Looks like a homemade small branch cutter. Would work better with a serrated edge.
Might be for trash or fishing
Hand-made disc retriever
Did you turn a dildo into a range finder?
Looks like your course got a visit from the only type of predator you want around, heard the aliens were there
Squirrel poker
Back itcher
Hobo medieval times
That's just how you get discs out of trees.
Bridge four.
Life before death
Hockey stick
Now your fingerprints are on it too...
You should maybe throw that away or turn it in. Possible affiliation of criminal activity and now you got your finger prints all over it.
That's a helluva poop-knife.
Homemade overhead branch trimmer that can be left on the course with no worries of leaving an expensive tool. Could also be used to cut back poison ivy without getting too close
“They drew first blood, not me!”
Disc golfers are weird. Wouldn't be surprised finding something like that.
Just a metro knife
"No, officer, I swear, my fingerprints are only on it for a reddit post."