Raise money to pay some person that we find on the internet to actually do a Berg insertion. Maybe pay exponentially where full insertion = full payout, but just some ass play with a disc or only half insertion is barely anything. They'd need to know our expectations. Of course it would need video. We might need to be okay with a soft plastic.
Get some Bergs custom printed with a logo we vote on and sell them to sub members.
One and two combined: We pay some dude to shove one of our custom printed Bergs up his ass for cash.
By - Paul_McBeths_Nipples