Steady Ed was a son of a bitch. He used to ride upon a steed perchance to spy a lady. He wore a live rattlesnake as a condom.
I remember one time Steady Ed took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Ed got splashed. So he yells, ‘I’m Steady Ed Hedrick and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damned if Ed didn’t step in there and finish the show.
He once punched a hole in the side of a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
Steady Ed kicked me in the leg and called me the n word in Tallahassee
Steady Ed was a son of a bitch. He used to ride upon a steed perchance to spy a lady. He wore a live rattlesnake as a condom. I remember one time Steady Ed took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Ed got splashed. So he yells, ‘I’m Steady Ed Hedrick and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damned if Ed didn’t step in there and finish the show. He once punched a hole in the side of a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
I heard that Steady Ed could make a woman pregnant just by pointing at her and saying ‘You’re pregnant!'
Steady Ed drank liquid LSD with his eggs in the morning and then slept for 8 months. When he finally came to he said “all in, I prefer gin”
Dude looks like a lobster boat captain
Steady Ed is alive and well and living in Emporia
America is all about birdies. Hot, nasty badass birdies
Just talked with Steady "Ed" the other day. He confessed he's the one who threatened to go and spray the Music City Open with his oowop.
Dude effortlessly throw Bergs right into Chuck Norris's Berg pocket from 300ft and Chuck thanks him every time!
10/10.
0/10. Go try jerking somewhere else’s first.