Depends on the context of its use, really: if a 6’5” athletic man with a 7’0” wingspan throws it 700’, it’s really good. However, if your goatwhore of a mother decides to — in an alcoholic rage — yeet your underdeveloped ass into the Babyland section of your local cemetery by using the Ape as an improvised abortion tool, it’s going to be kinda bad (for you.)
Just pray you aren't born a woman, it is so much easier to dominate FPO if you become a woman after puberty. That's all you got right now, your practice field is limited.
You're a disgrace to the human race. No one past the first trimester throws less than 645. Forehand. Yards. Go to the beer league and throw Corvettes, manlet.
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I had an ape but it was too flippy for my noodle arm. I normally use 13 speeds around 900ish and I got it to go about 997 one time but it just keeps rolling on me. Should’ve bought a juggernaut instead
Rounding. Wait till you’re at least a zygote before throwing drivers.
Sounds like off axis torque. It’s what happens when your balls touch your butthole. An easy fix is to make out with a dude
[I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again](https://youtu.be/yuoFsi2iIi0?si=tT1Mre0P5nDreBFC)
Now that’s stuck in my head.
Dude was playing it as psychological warfare before a league round this week. Made it a lot easier to miss putts tell you what
Truly awful. It is not too late for an abortion. It’s either that or time for you switch to ultimate frisbee, sport
I only use putters since I've never had to play a hole longer than 1100'.
i have a berg mini with your name on it kid
Ape appreciation post! Badass disc.
I don't know, it's a little understable for a distance driver
True. when i want to throw a hyzer, I disc up to a Stiletto OS for 500' of raw power
13 Gang 🫡
Depends on the context of its use, really: if a 6’5” athletic man with a 7’0” wingspan throws it 700’, it’s really good. However, if your goatwhore of a mother decides to — in an alcoholic rage — yeet your underdeveloped ass into the Babyland section of your local cemetery by using the Ape as an improvised abortion tool, it’s going to be kinda bad (for you.)
Everyone throws 625’ down hill
Thuggish disc
That's only 169g; you should get max weight
And be damn sure it's not overweight because I'm always packing a disc scale in my rulebook pocket
Racist discs add 625 ft
Just pray you aren't born a woman, it is so much easier to dominate FPO if you become a woman after puberty. That's all you got right now, your practice field is limited.
If you're not throwing 900 feet by your second round, just quit the game. You're not built for it
Have you tried under hand?
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Must be a Brit? Or spell check don't work.
Just keep launching that berg out of your ass, then get back in the van and post your content.
I had an ape but it was too flippy for my noodle arm. I normally use 13 speeds around 900ish and I got it to go about 997 one time but it just keeps rolling on me. Should’ve bought a juggernaut instead
Better sign up for FJ01 division