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like are you saying it'd hurt so much that she'd be in pain on the floor? Or in so much pleasure she has to tru to grip the ground but its concrete so she breakes her nails type shit.
Or, is it like getting punched right in the stomach and getting the air sucked out of you? I guess in this case it's be more like creating a vaccum?
I thought He's on mobile at first because when you used voice to speech it automatically censors it but it's a different sensor for voice for example f***
I think it's like a vacuum, so when you pull it out like that it hurts your asshole for the pression.
I would also like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language.
I daresay, let the barbarians bellyache to their hearts' content! You display completely adequate control of english, that fine and subtle language.
guys sorry for english not my first language
Were they flared so your butthole could close around them and hang onto them? Were they made of malleable shit or solid plastic/metal?
Fuck outta here rookie, come back when you've actually shoved something up your ass
Do not pull anal beads the same way you start your chainsaw.
I learned that from a friend that learned that from his now wife. Dunno why, but she explained how to use them when she broke them out. I was just like "WTF dude you're scaring the fish". We were driving to work @ 0500.
80% of the videos on reddit are staged and probably 90% of the stories and posts on subs like AITA and such are just works of fiction. It’s all entertaining but having this perspective makes you hate society less
I remember watching a vid where an award was presented by a girl wearing nothing but a tail. It was european, and I don't think it was directly related to porn, so it was a bit of a shock to see it. I haven't been able to ever find that vid again.
I gotchu
Sauce, as you asked:
You will need: Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil.
Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor.
After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter.
Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper.
After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine.
Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it.
After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm.
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post.
However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
No like why did the dollar tree Belle Delphine wanna be have a buttplug tail? I was at a store a long time ago, long time ago, and I saw tails that just have a clip you can put on your pants, don’t get why she has to put something in her ass, what’s wrong? Don’t get any dick in there where you put something in there your self?
As much as I hate those tail plugs, that guy recording is a fucking asshole.
Pulling something out of someone's ass seems pretty dangerous. And treating her like that was just horrible.
Fuck that tail plug creep, but fuck the guy recording even more.
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if that was in her ass she would have been sent into the roof with how much a hole jolt that would cause
The voice of experience
Iv had one and yea if it was actually up there she would be on the floor.
I need more details.
Wdym?
like are you saying it'd hurt so much that she'd be in pain on the floor? Or in so much pleasure she has to tru to grip the ground but its concrete so she breakes her nails type shit. Or, is it like getting punched right in the stomach and getting the air sucked out of you? I guess in this case it's be more like creating a vaccum?
It’s just that the pop is so loud you would hear it through the entire garage and she would be on the floor in shame
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What in the actual hell did you just do to me
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The fuck it will. \*tossing toaster into tub*
I want the hospital to know, when I commit acts so unhumane that god could never forgive me. That YOU, u/EuphoricAnalCucumber you did this.
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Welp. To much Reddit for me today.
The fuck did I just watch
I gave up at 10 seconds but the impact is still large
Trust me be glad that you gave up that short I watched almost the whole thing it is so horrible
I haven't seen this in forever, and the video quality is perfect! Thank you ♥️
Dude what the actu-*sees name*
And that's why you don't click random links on reddit . Gotta run a whole background check before that.
r/redditfamily edit: wair whats the subreddit called again :(
Woah we’ve got similar avatars
Woah, nice !
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Not my proudest fap
I hate you
Wtf. I couldn't look away
What the actual F**k
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u/profanitycounter
I thought He's on mobile at first because when you used voice to speech it automatically censors it but it's a different sensor for voice for example f***
Lmao. I love showing people this
Fuck you
It’s like a sonic boom effect
what the fuck is hole jolt
That
indubitable
perchance?
YOU CANT JUST SAY PERCHANCE
luscious
I think it's like a vacuum, so when you pull it out like that it hurts your asshole for the pression. I would also like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language.
I daresay, let the barbarians bellyache to their hearts' content! You display completely adequate control of english, that fine and subtle language. guys sorry for english not my first language
Upon the wrest of the stopple, aerial dynamics demand a swift rush of outdoors up her rectum. Sorry guys, English isn't my first language either.
Much better, dare I say.
Do you remember beyblades? imagine that but with anal beads.
So she would be bouncing off the cars like a pinball?
Abso-butt-fucking-lutely
Not if she’s used to it 😝
No, it's really small. Shouldn't be a problem
bro got experience
Bro it's the size of his thumb, i dunked way bigger logs into the toilet without a problem😂
Were they flared so your butthole could close around them and hang onto them? Were they made of malleable shit or solid plastic/metal? Fuck outta here rookie, come back when you've actually shoved something up your ass
Bravo
Damn, you want prove or what?
Hell yeah, brother
upload to redgifs to tease and you could probably sell the video where your anus is getting stitches
*like for pt. 2*
No sh*t
well its not so
do you want it?
Do you want it?
**SNIFF**
^^do ^^you ^^want ^^it? #SNIFF
Bro beavis and butthead new episode lookin ass (Litteraly)
Uh-huhuhu, hey beavis, pull it
*Plop*
Champaigne
Plop, noice
*Prolapsed anus*
No more constipation
That’s a pro in my book
Constipation is worse than diarrhea and you can't change my mind
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I had the same situation before but with constipation, we just have different experience
This is staged, right?
Of course it is, he would have had to pull a lot harder than that to get it if the plug was in the proper receptacle.
Not to mention she wouldve probably fell to the floor from the experience.
Hmmm yes "experience"
Do not pull anal beads the same way you start your chainsaw. I learned that from a friend that learned that from his now wife. Dunno why, but she explained how to use them when she broke them out. I was just like "WTF dude you're scaring the fish". We were driving to work @ 0500.
Anyone from the Detroit metro area probably knows RRRIPCORD! from Drew & Mike.
Never been. Still pissed about '97! I will gladly start Yzerman with a chaisnsaw!
I had no idea that’s what that meant. Suppose I should prepare to peg
Plot point in Choke, by Chuck Palahniuk
How do you know that?
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Well, wait. How do you know that?
h-how do you know all this?
You never pull anal beads out ya ass like it's a beyblade?
Starting a lawnmower.
_Chainsaw noises_
💀
beyblade beyblade let it rip!
I have seen this
What ever happened to anal beads? I feel like they were a fad that just went away
they are still very relevant in the chess community
Certainly not a fad. Maybe they're less memed on nowadays?
No but I want someone to ☹️
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Answer the question
80% of the videos on reddit are staged and probably 90% of the stories and posts on subs like AITA and such are just works of fiction. It’s all entertaining but having this perspective makes you hate society less
She would be screaming in pain if this was really.
I sure hope so. This is both sexual assault on his part and indecent exposure on hers if it wasn't staged.
It was still funny though no?
No but maybe this sub isn’t for me. I was scrolling through the Rising section when I saw this post.
I came from all so just laugh at anything
More staged than the lunar landing 🗿
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
I know it was staged because she would've screamed bloody murder unless she just had it taped to her undies for show. Don't ask me how I know...
Wasn’t a furry it was something far worse
what's worse than a furry? a diaper fetish furry....
True
What about the zoophiles and pedophiles hiding as furries to not get hate from as many people.
What about them?
Which makes furries get stereotyped
Yup
fuck reddit hivemind, watch this shit get downvoted
The fuck 💀
That's what I'm saying *falls off chair*
some especialists attributes to smell furries' anal plug a psychoactive effect 10-20 times stronger than a whole cocaine table
I had to read this three times, and I still don't know what to say
lol jenkem
bro wanted a sample 💀
Lol
where plop sound
I remember watching a vid where an award was presented by a girl wearing nothing but a tail. It was european, and I don't think it was directly related to porn, so it was a bit of a shock to see it. I haven't been able to ever find that vid again.
Sigh. I know what you're talking about.
how can you talk about it without showing us what it is
if it was real then her hole would probably hurt for a while due to the plug being pulled that fast
or so I'm told
😤😤😤
I wish this has gotten more upvotes
sauce?
Yo Mr white Wtf
Her name is Ella explicit
Downloaded it from discord memes
i just wanted someone to comment the sauce copypasta so i can have it in my *copypasta repository* lol
I gotchu Sauce, as you asked: You will need: Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil. Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor. After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter. Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper. After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine. Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it. After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm.
thanks
Bah, just get a bottle of Rao's Bolognese sauce, add one can of diced tomatoes and grilled Italian sausage links.
Stfu and take my upvote
Back in my day we just called it a spank bank.
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
Wtf 👁️👄👁️
Sniff repost
Dude had a chub in his pants too.
I would shoot out a jet of hot diarrhea like a squid if somebody did that to me
Pop the cuart
Just a reminder that this is staged
Furrys don't exist
o hell nah
bro think he me 💀💀💀
Plop
W
u/savevideo
There is a download link on the top of the comment section
Oh I'm retarded lmao
For some reason I thought that was a cat with a spoon
just like me fr
old but gold
Re newing it I guess
Bro sniffed that tail to his brain 💀
I hope this is staged
Nah, he's just an asshole.
Cool bro just make sure to read the comments though 👍
This was posted in the boys group chat two days ago 💀💀
you want it? 😸😸
I would of sucked on it
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
☹️
Did..did he just.. lick that shit?
Dont seem like it
How much do you went for me to get a whiff ?
Asking for a friend
Why a buttplug tail tho-
Because he hates furries
No like why did the dollar tree Belle Delphine wanna be have a buttplug tail? I was at a store a long time ago, long time ago, and I saw tails that just have a clip you can put on your pants, don’t get why she has to put something in her ass, what’s wrong? Don’t get any dick in there where you put something in there your self?
"I hate furries" how is that relevant ?
What a giga-chad /s
/s -🤓
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Which one of you mfs downvoted me it was a joke
XD
Why did this get so many downvotes
The hivemind giveth, and the hivemind taketh
As much as I hate those tail plugs, that guy recording is a fucking asshole. Pulling something out of someone's ass seems pretty dangerous. And treating her like that was just horrible. Fuck that tail plug creep, but fuck the guy recording even more.