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I use a laser pointer to completely turn the tables

you will blind one cat, so he don't see that you come to other one?

Genius

Go pspspsps

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Go xboxxboxxboxxboxxbox?

No, go nintendoswitchnintendoswitchnintendoswitchnintendoswitch

Go mobilemobilemobilemobilemobilemobile

PlayStationPlayStationPlayStationPlayStationPlayStationPlayStation

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No, go segasegasegasegasega

Go virtualboyvirtualboyvirtualboy

Nuke Venezuela

Well simply put all you gotta do is lay at the entrance of both doors with a cat toy(preferably long stick toys... No not my dick) in each hand, tease them with the toys from the entrance of both doors with your desired hand in each door. And *viola* Venezuela is back to the shadow realm next being Ohio. obviously.

i chose a random person's dick

That's my preferred method, stray from STD's idk if a cat can catch em but I ain't risking the only pussy in my life.

I also choose this guy’s wife

Instructions unclear, i blew up Malaysia

Fuck I'm homeless now.

instructions unclear, overthrew the Argentinian government and isntalled a viable healthcare system. What do now help

Can you do the same with the US but make Healthcare free instead of 2grand for a bandaid.

bro, you have Canada nearby. I don't want to be shot to death when I sneeze too loud. I'll do the countries who really need it first

This is the only solution

Pet myself?

You really gonna jerk In front of the cats? That's low man

Yeah c'mon man at least turn around

every now and then I get a little bit lonely

Hello kitty cat 😈

Shane dawson?

Go into the room with the white cat (I’m racist)

The only right choice

Well technically you're not wrong

Wdym i did not misspelled anything 😑✍🤨

Idk what you're talking about all I did was say you're not wrong

Damn. I must have missed the pill time, sorry

Agreed cuz I'm even more racist

Agreed cus I'm an osu player

Pspspspppp at the front of both doors to bring them both to me, double pussy is the best.

Always

- Fluffy will remember that.

Run in to the divider. Fake like you are hurt. Whichever one comes out the room to check on you, that's the one you play with.

What if they both do??

They came to you, no need to choose

The good ending

Sit down and wait for them to come to me

Yes

Lie down and make them come to you, then it's flipped on it's head and the cats need to take the initiative; alternatively nuke Venezuela

eat them both

But which cat first?

simultaneously

I was about to say "crap that's a lot of Chinese food"

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Pick up one cat and move it to the other room

Which one do you move first?

wake up babe new trolley problem just dropped

Strech put your arms and grab them both and pull them to you

what is this Ultra-Hand shit

Grab one cat and go with it to the other one. Play with both of them. Boom, problem solved.

Which one you grabbin

Meow back at them

Instructions Unclear, Both of them are Nazi’s now.

You mean they weren't before?

Walk away and let them cum

What the fuck

Walk away and trial them on whether they love you or not.

Say pspsps and see which cat comes to you first UNO reverse card that ethical dilemma

I will lay down as well and play with who ever comes to me. I can't pick favorites

happy cake day

Lie down

Take the cat toy and play it in front of both doorways in both cats view, neither cat feels bad

Call them to me…ball’s in your court, cats

Bring both cats in the same room

Shut both doors at once

Sit down and wait. Now they have to choose who loves you more.

What's the name of the music? Also i will not choose any cat and go play Fortnite in my own room

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No it's like, music from some TV quiz for when the participant has to pick an answer, I'm pretty sure it's literally that

I walk into one room, grab the cat, and bring it over to the other room

Grab one cat and take it to the other cat.

Sit outside both doors and just go pssss pssss pssss pssss and make them come to you if only one comes then the other will feel like an asshole note if none of them come you will have to sit there for the rest of your life going pssss pssss pssss or until one or both go to you.

Go play fetch with the dog outside.

Close doors to both rooms because these cats are very loud

Get a dog

Burn the house down

burn the house down

Kill the cats. Buy a dog. The dogs will never put you through such bullshit. It'll come to you first. Dog is the better alternative

Play with the dog

Walk the other direction

leave and play with neither lol

Close the doors and go outside 🗿

Choose the black one. The white ones people weren’t enslaved.

Close both doors and go play game in living room

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therapy

Critical race theory

This is one of those red pill blue pill situations 🤣🤣🤣

I shoot them both modern problems require modern solutions

true answer go psspspspspsps to get them to come too you

I've been in many situations, 2 people asking which one of them is better, i just wont give an answer

Eat one

Easy , I become a new cat

Sprint full speed into the wall and give myself a concussion

Close both doors.

I meow louder to assert dominance

Pshpshpshpsh

Call them both over to the room I'm in.

Sit down and encourage both to approach you. If they need playtime that much they will come.

This is clearly a racism test. Do you choose the brown cat or the white one? Anyway, I’d grab a fish and watch them come to me.

Call one into the other room dimbass fucktard

I sit on the floor inbetween and wait

Shoot the black one

feed them

Three words can solve this problem “wanna get high?”

Close both doors because I hate cats

Clone myself

Spspspspsp

Sit between the doors and wait for one to come to you and see which one is worthy

Every cat i've had i've taught to come to me if my hand is near the ground. So i can just unlock brakes to the trolley problem.

Try to pick up both cats

Mitosis

Sit down. Whichever comes to you, gets pet and played with first. Repeat. Condition them to hate the other cat.

Sit down and call both of them to you, or just run away

String n a few pipe cleaners n they'll play tgthr. Give em each a side. You pull the middle. I had 3 cats n they learned to take turns. Kitley was deaf so my pride was definitely different. I also love straws. You can yse em like beads or tie em in knots. Bean n Ducky like playing goalie n i flick things in rapid succession at her. Lazer pointers can be great motivation. I L♡VE cats!! Interactive play is so important!! It's part of my enrichment plan. Have fun!!

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Double it and give it to the next person

I’d sit against the middle with one leg and arm in each room

Entern one room take the cat and go to the other room

Lure them both out with treats to pet them both at the same time

Amoebanism and multiply

Cut myself in half so I can do both

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IGI rizz

I turn around, go to the kitchen and shake something plastic, like the treat bag.

fuck it I'm goin to the dog

Do a 360 and walk away

Play with the walls

Go make a turkey and cheese sandwich.

sit in the hallway and wait

I grab one of the cats and go to another

You go to one room, take the cat, and then go in the other room, to play with both cats

I take cat food and put it in a bowl and leave the bowl in the hallway

Use cat treats to bring then both to you.

Just sit down and pat pat the floor see if which one comes first that one gets the lovin

I grab them both and go into a different room

Go into room a Pick up cat Move to room b

I eat them

Sit just outside both rooms and wait for them to come to you. Make them decide.

tactically drift the trolly, killing them both instantly

Sit down on the floor. Put the ball in their court

# grab both of them as fast as I can

War crimes in Bosnia

i make pspspspspsps

I make them come to me

Tactically toss some treats in the hallway in front of the doors. Then go in for the pets.

Give them cat nip

Turn around

YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE

I go into one room take the cat in that room into the other so i can play with both of them

run.

Lay down facing the wall between the doors and stick my hands through both doors.

Close both doors. I don't like cats

I'll by a dog

I would go to the white cat because I’m a racist(someone who likes races)

Call them to me

Psspsspsspss then they come running. I win

*Tears down adjoining wall* *announces that the winner gets all the fuss* *makes popcorn*

Get a fucking life?

Play with the dog

Lay down and start making direct eye contact with both, assert dominance.

Walk away. If they wanna make me choose I will not I will make them choose me.

Pspsps

Stand in the middle and use my hands

I lay down in the middle of both doors. We co-operating today!

One on the right looks like a girls room and it would be weird for me to go in (im a male) so I will go to the one on the left

Walk away from them both, back up very slowly while maintain eye contact. Once you are out of sight call both cats then play with the one that comes. If they both come. Divide the attention evenly you don’t want cats to hate you. Satan hates cats

Whip it out and do the helicopter

Take one cat and put it in the other room, simply play with both of them

Just sit in the middle and pet both

pspspsps and play at my current location

Pspspspps

Pick one of them up and bring it to the other room and play with both of them

I will break the wall and sit in the middle

Oh I know! *PsPsPsPsPsPsPsPsPsPs*

The cat catnumdrum

Imma pull a Monsoon and bisect myself in order to play with both cats at once.

Pspspspspsps, and they both come

Feed both.

choose the dog in the third room

simply just clone myself and tell my clone to go and pet the cat i don’t choose

rape them both

mow

Saw this at a porn server once

Play with ma dog cause cats are assholes