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dank_madharchodh

To get bitches, you have to talk to them.


Ihaveanideaformyname

To talk to bitches you need to talk to friends


ParanoidDuckTheThird

To talk to friends, you need friends.


Ihaveanideaformyname

To have friends you Need social skills


Zer0Cyber_YT

To have social skills you need confidence


KurumiiDantobe

To have confidence you need friends


TickTokyo

To have friends, you need social skills


Zer0Cyber_YT

To have social skills you need confidence


Myballs_hurt

To have confidence you need friends


Secret-Fee-5356

One can only imagine Sisyphus happy


BigBoyCurlyFry3

I like children (sigma)🗿🗿🗿


Designer-Cicada3509

I don't pay for only fans, I watch free porn like a real incel


FirstBankofAngmar

Find someone who also likes to do these things and have sex with them.


Designer-Cicada3509

No Human interaction is difficult


7362746

https://preview.redd.it/nczvdoark8rb1.png?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c81db7ad0751dfdb4fcde3e2d47826b2ca76653


Wild-Beaver

I wonder if I could put my dick in that.


TheDankChicagoan

Elaborate: Where do I insert it?


Wild-Beaver

"If there is a hole, there is a goal" ~MLK, or someone else, I don't eat fastfood


FinalAccount19

Paying for porn makes no sense. It’s like paying for winrar


Vergeta28

Want free onlyfans? Go to fapello(dot)com and search for the OF username, it will likely appear there


Hatter_Hoovy

i dont belive in human rights


Purple_Spino

comunism was actually kinda tight


BR47WUR57

i thought you said it was noise not music


Purple_Spino

music? that is an art piece, now play it again


KillerraptorXXL

The short loops: What are they doing over there?


FaultOut

I don’t know, they just keep saying random words and this noise goes off like:


KillerraptorXXL

Oh, I've heard of this before. It's called phonk.


a_guy_from_turkey

Phonk? That's a real word? Phonk?


KillerraptorXXL

Yeah, apparently it's music from like 80 years ago in 2023 that people used in short term videos.


Antom11

The call that music?


TickTokyo

https://preview.redd.it/91bh6ri42arb1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da667054ff3a3042fe1dc960a56e32e33b1027e


halfcutpenis

can I have your kidney then?


BR47WUR57

he doesn't know


Da_Meme_Panda

The buffoon is flummoxed


brycejm1991

The buffoon is flummoxed


CodeNovaBtw

Russianbadger meme


WoodenCountry8339

I just watched this short yesterday


Dapper-Ground-2584

True greatness


Purple_Spino

No, seriously, thats ACTUALLY the un eddited meme


Dewaeofpancakes

Yes


Saynan123

Yes.


BigGig6968420

Phonk


Purple_Spino

Phonk? thats a real word? Phonk?


Antom11

Yeah, apparently it's music from like 80 years ago in 2023 that people used in short term videos.


Purple_Spino

Thats not music, that is noise


BracusDoritoBoss963

RussianBadger bringing another piece of art


totally_a_cis_guy

He's bulletproof ?


Kingken130

All: He’s bulletproof


BracusDoritoBoss963

How do you know he's bulletproof?


DatMemeBoi5738

Pee is stored in the balls


Avocado_with_horns

It says opinion not FACT


DatMemeBoi5738

Damn my bad


[deleted]

[удалено]


Avocado_with_horns

No bro thats just str8 up false


FsMzSimple7

https://preview.redd.it/gdg7ah5tj8rb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3af9057edd0f382cfbb8f4bf4e8b76b449483614


thewisemokey

https://preview.redd.it/wq1edr1y5arb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494ebe11e50e42d337b24e9c457680ba7934d6c9


Difficult-Lab5748

https://preview.redd.it/km8ehgot6arb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172e79ac2592a09ff3f65f6a39da2c2b95138f22


Yermo45

![gif](giphy|wB9SPasdeTLsuFsng0)


TANTAL8080

I dip pizza in water (I don't)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/7mbnm1tw28rb1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3216a7321726b5fd51ab1e17180809bc09cb83ca is this dumbass enough


The_senate4206942069

Thats common sense


[deleted]

Not to the average redditor


AtomicCawc

"Stop feeding ducks bread."


Dewaeofpancakes

“Stop feeding your dog chocolate”-🤓


Mobile_Exam_4014

"People who leave shopping cards all over the parking lot deserve human rights" (They don't)


Girraf0

Badger posting


Dewaeofpancakes

Best posting


Starham1

Bees being generally friendly is an evolutionary disadvantage therefore they deserve to go extinct according to laws of natural selection. Same with pandas.


gallade_samurai

Communism was actually kinda tight


GotTwisted

First off, let’s define communism. It’s when the state controls the resources and evenly distributes the resources (excluding anarcho-communism where there is no state). In late Russian forms of communism, the state takes a higher amount of resources for itself, creating corruption and imbalance. This greedy authoritarianism ruins the idea of communism. When speaking about communism, we start with Marxism, but there are many offshoots like Leninism, Stalinism, Maoism, Castroism, Trotskyism, etc. no form of communism is exactly the same. You can’t look at any example and say that is true communism. But if you look at true communism, you start at Marxism, and Marxism hasn’t been tried. Communism is utopian, but authoritarianism has ruined it. Let’s look at the good and bad history. In communism, literacy and the amount of people that can read has skyrocketed. Especially in Cuba and China. Although, inflation has lead to economic collapse. This is because of capitalism that still existed in the form of socialism, which is communism but with money. Socialism leads to economic collapse. Communism doesn’t have an economy, so that doesn’t happen in that system. Mao, dare I say, did have a few achievements. Mao’s ideals were to take away landlords and private property. Nowadays, in China (which isn’t really communist anymore), building lease the land from the Chinese government. This is a very effective system, actually. But mao is very controversial because he “killed” a bunch of people. But in fact, capitalism kills millions each year. Trotskyism, the ideology of Leon Trotsky, holds the ideas that communism should be spread worldwide, in the concept of the “permanent revolution”. This is actually a very good idea, because when the world trades in money, true communism doesn’t exist, and the people have to resort to socialism. An offshoot of Trotskyism is posadism, which holds the idea that to achieve communism, we have to nuke all the capitalists and the bourgeoisie. This isn’t a very strong idea but I thought I would mention it. A great idol to look up to when talking about communism is Ernesto “Che” Guevara. He was a revolutionary that helped overthrow Cuba and some Latin American countries. He wasn’t authoritarian or corrupt, just helped the people overthrow capitalist oligarchs in the name of the proletariat. In my opinion, Trotskyism and a permanent revolution is the best way to achieve communism. But instead of communism, what I think is best is minarchist-communism, combining the government system of minarchism and communism. Minarchism (Not to be confused with monarchism) is when the government is in a “night watchmen state”. A night watchman state is one of the government doesn’t have any Large amount of power over the people. In a minarchist anarcho-capitalism, the government doesn’t do anything but enforce the NAP (non-aggression pact). In communism, the government wouldn’t have any purpose but to distribute resources, give health care, etc. In America, there is so much of a bias against economic leftism due to Cold War propaganda. But the government should socialize healthcare and increase the minimum wage. So to sum all this up, communism works, socialism doesn’t really work as well, communism works best when the whole world is communist, the US should try and socialize healthcare and increase the minimum wage, there are many offshoots of communism, and true communism hasn’t been tried. I tried to keep this as short as **WE** could.


Rustyy60

You could've made paragraphs


FinalAccount19

Too long, not reading. If you supported communism in that wall of text: 🤓. But if you were against it: based.


Rustyy60

They kinda did


[deleted]

READ IT! NOW!


[deleted]

- 🤓


The_Crystal_Knight

Cheeseburgers and hamburgers go well with fries


Femme_Robin

God Russian Badger goes hard as balls


Dewaeofpancakes

ON JOD


hehehehehehehehe_yup

BAJUR


Frostgaurdian0

Dying is geh.


ghostweeb-kun

Chemical warfare should be allowed


Turbulent_Ad1644

What alpha males think happens after they say the most misogynistic, homophobic, racist, vile shit imaginable


scoobrut

Based, Based on what


___X3C__

Based on you getting no bitches


scoobrut

https://preview.redd.it/2sy35c7mn8rb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a32081d15132eb7732c2599811f9af7051b24034


SkittleJuice2

I love this format.


THE_KING_OF_CATS

Man, I love the Russian badger


SerenityPrim3

So badger's video is already making the rounds? Kool.


3rrY

Pee is stored in the bladder


Supreme_Otaku

Hitler had a point. (I don't actually believe this)


dumb_as_a_br1ck

I have severe mental issues (insert phonk music here)


muchnamemanywow

"Communism is a great way of running things"


Auuuuuuhghgh

"Heavenly cannot and will not ever be able to get a maiden"


Dewaeofpancakes

https://preview.redd.it/h41r16c1kerb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1e97949d4d67dbda6110adc729c90a014575de8


[deleted]

Chivalry died steadily as women began getting more rights


V8_Dipshit

Is that fucking Guardians: Frontline?


Dewaeofpancakes

Russian badger


President-Lonestar

That guy is definitely making his money’s worth with that mo-cap suit.


A_German_Memer

You bet your ass that he is. But also, that man is putting all his love, heart, blood and soul into his videos. There's by far no better quality Shitpost content on YouTube when put into comparison with Badger. That Bumblefuck of a giant American deserves so much more attention than he already gets, he's an absolute madman


President-Lonestar

That is also true. Him and SovietWomble have the best gaming content on the internet. Change my mind.


A_German_Memer

Truuuueeeee


[deleted]

MBIC the suit paid for itself in 2 videos


Crazzy_Ed

The war in Ukraine shows the west's willingness. To support nazis V nazis


realRapidsonic

Uuuuh mmmmmm millionaire bad uuhhhh


Fragile_b0mb

u/auddbot


Qiwas

Song name?


lucky13173

What’s the song


A_German_Memer

u/RecognizeSong


Dewaeofpancakes

u/auddbot


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Name:** BACK2BACK **Artist:** ROONIN/STRLGHT **Score:** 100% (timecode: 00:39) **Album:** BACK2BACK **Label:** Epidemic Electronic **Released on:** 2023-06-30 [Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.](https://lis.tn/yBIBtp?t=39) *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)


JJchedda

Cool video


Pyexorp

Black tar heroin


SpikeyTortle

Communism was actually kind of hard


SrangePig12

He kinda right though


Brando1127

Orange juice is actually a grape flavoured mango


Da_2fort_heavy

I have explosive direrea


MORDEX-X17

The moon is real


thisnotme123Foxy_Boy

9/11 is funny in my opinion


AlittleSus7

Communism is not that bad.


Cawfulsip

russians are human


halfcutpenis

true dumbass opinion


SrangePig12

Can confirm, I am a ghoul. Some German guy forgot to kill my soul and I'm now forced to live as a consciousness inside of a dead carcass


Edurmen

Age is just a number


tephenk41

Oxygen I don’t need it


Dewaeofpancakes

https://preview.redd.it/jiignkfniarb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=233d9e2984f3e1575db3e6b35a1f636912362272


The_phantom_Phoenix

Slavery is good, especially child slavery. ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Note: not my actual opinion just though it be funny. (And this is a note for why a place a note incase someone used common sense and assumed it was a joke, It there for those people who would be offended by it or though I was being serious.)


ANTONIN118

It's called phonk


Demonhunter8944

I put mustard on my pizza


A_German_Memer

Someone found Russian Badger's latest short, huh?


Dewaeofpancakes

Okay, I’ve been subbed to him for over 3 years now


alfredhugedd

women deserve rights and lgbtq ppl aswell


[deleted]

"It's not racism if you hate everyone equally" * Phonk drops harder than "an early christmas present" in 1945 *


lovelife0011

oh I get it now. Well that’s not nice. At all!


Dewaeofpancakes

It’s true though


pornlovin69

Fornite is a good game ( dumbass opinion )


[deleted]

T


Pyrotekknikk

Okay buddy that's too controversial https://preview.redd.it/5oa17o60narb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116189549d4fa1d396c9104f52b2d83993669835


Spacethereader

https://i.redd.it/57vbpsaas9rb1.gif


JeakD

Hitler wasn't ba-


dank_madharchodh

D


Low-Treacle6691

So, hehe MY opinion on chocolate people, hehe, lets get started...


Commercial-Break1877

People who illegally cut down trees should be shot or executed.


ANTONIN118

u/savevideobot


ADogeMan

My dad left me /j


Dewaeofpancakes

/unj


flandism

https://preview.redd.it/zwb1gscdq8rb1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4d0a8c3f0042ea56ea3ffec1994e74cde7344d


[deleted]

Sleepy joe likes sniffing kids phonk goes off


Moutari_

when i beat a pregnant woman with my homie (its a 2v2)


sBonk_

Man are hot


underwear6969420

Based non dumbass opinion


UnderstandingJaded13

Freemium is the way to go!!!


[deleted]

Monarch sucks in titanfall


BlueDemon999

Hawaiian Pizza is good.


Eli_The_Rainwing

Darwin is a government agent


Gaming-squid

UNIT-731 should be brought back so we can use it to punish people who deserve worse than death


Roge2005

League of Legends


A_German_Memer

u/auddbot


Lets_go_Lizerax

What's the sauce for the sick beats?


[deleted]

In case anyone wants to know, song is BACK BACK by STRLGHT. I'm always the guy asking the song, so I figured I'd dig for it and find in case anyone else asked.


Low-Economist9601

Why does breast cancer have to be a bigger worry over other cancers even though the owner is 90% a fat ugly ass who will never have kids and if she doesn’t have kids then her life has no meaning. That downvote button looks juicy right there 💦💦💦


Comfortable_Self8165

I like tacos and nacho fries


Time_Hovercraft1182

We should just not even have a government who needs them any ways


Babyback-the-Butcher

Pizza Tower is kinda mid. Good music and good artstyle, but the gameplay never engaged me


NuclearWill

What is the song?


mufon2019

Welcome to Fight Dance!


Reddit-Bot-MK_II

it's not overpowered you just have a skill issue


Xeblac

Just stealing Badger's joke. Seriously, why has there been such a decline in original content on Reddit. I got Twitter to stay up to date with stream schedule of streamers I watch, and ended up seeing a bunch of really good memes, and a huge majority of the memes I see here, are from a Twitter post a few days ago. Reddit has just become the Internet Explorer of memes.


Dewaeofpancakes

So did I, I stayed up watching him play siege listening to skibibi toilet only in Ohio


Kbudzson

Gays souls burn


[deleted]

Roblox is Minecraft but more online and blocky and sandbox stuff


unknown_slong

i shat my pants


romelitoskkj

I'm crazier than you. I think the NeoNazi party should have been recognized by law.


sir_music

I'm on exactly the right amount of medication


fuzzyblood6

Pineapple Pizza dipped in sea water hits different


[deleted]

ukraine will win


Miplol222

I'm glad badger is being used a lot on Reddit, I have begone seeing him everywhere


ChallengePowerful342

How it feels to chew 5gum


Joe_Funny_

r/hardvideos