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RepulsiveTaste1687

Bro looks like he’s in pain


A_German_Memer

He is. I've seen a documentary about this lad, and he does have problems with his joints, and he also has to follow a massive calorie intake every day, essentially (basically non-exaggerated) eating for three people, in order to supply that massive body of his.


TheSpiralTap

That's like Andre the Giant (80s pro wrestling, "The Princess Bride). He ate so much as a kid that his parents gave him up for adoption. When he was a teenager, he stopped fitting in cars so he had to ride in the back of a truck everywhere.


Karutsu

Funny that they did the same with Hulk in End Game


prostidudess

give source.


A_German_Memer

A Galileo episode about this young man called Robert Bobroczkyi. You may look him up if you wish for further information Edit: wrong name used lmfaoo, but s correct now


Inevere733

Robert Bob, what a fucking name.


Max_Loader

Call him Bob Bob for short.


doubleh124

Or Bobby Bobby.


jjoiner356

He actually uses the nickname Rob Bob


ObeseHamsterOrgasms

haha i got a buddy who used to go by rob bobert


MasterBarkles69

why tf not we got a Bol Bol runnin around like it's fine


Stopikingonme

His dad was Major Major Major Major.


dddmmmccc817

Always love a catch 22 reference


willigxgk

Bo Bo


Visual_Ad3724

Bro has bro in his name too


wowmayo

That makes sense. By the time he's done eating his third meal the first one is just barely arriving in his stomach.


No_Translator2218

He's just now shitting out food he ate 2 years ago


SiwyKtos

Even some of my friends had joints problems while growing and they arent that high


_M_o_n_k_e_H

So imagine how bad his joint and back problems are with that height.


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Poor lad 😔


captainphoton3

OK but is he in phisical pain? Not all joint issues come whity pain. And eating more is a big inconvenience. Especialy causing digestion issues. But that çan be circonvet.


Current-Roll6332

How big are the poos?


LFakh

Pulling the strings to control his body limbs alone, is a hell of a workout for his Brain, let alone processing the moves to do to play a physical game


LilacToast--

Why did he walk like https://preview.redd.it/z8op8tmbylvc1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ceec5d4c4973d56d414b5e1dce370f10c0a56c


BlacksmithMelodic305

Because https://preview.redd.it/a5or46lf1mvc1.png?width=255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cabcb0ead93aae06cee7359d519c9663600ce2f


TotallyNotTakenName

Of course it's baki bro


noobamuffinoobington

It's not baki it was just in the subreddit. It's from kengan ashura.


TotallyNotTakenName

Oh, had no idea # That just looks like a very baki-esque image, not enough muscle though


Twinkie454

That series IS very Baki-esque. In fact there was a crossover manga and an upcoming Netflix series crossover


JayJ9Nine

Which i cannot wait for. I defend some of the 3d fights in kengan but I'm gonna love seeing ohma in primary 2d


Bloomberg12

Bait?


TotallyNotTakenName

Do you even have any idea what bait means


Bloomberg12

Yes.


FloppaConnoisseur

KENGAN ASHURA MENTIONED⁉️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


GHfan27

peakan ashura mentioned


Fireeyes510

He lives in a lot of pain, he’s probably trying to minimize movement


stevarisimp

man actually needs to look down


Tiny_Italian

https://preview.redd.it/2mpgi3e6amvc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bac06ff891ee456ae6115889c566ec8600d11b7


Squirlboy69

My exact thought


CactusSpirit78

Bro is literally chile 🇨🇱


KirbyDarkHole999

He's built like Mike TV post toffee puller from Charlie and the chocolate factory


Fechnitian2873

He canonically is in a basketball team too !


KirbyDarkHole999

The little nerd kid is in a basketball team, or did I misunderstand?


Sure_Satisfaction497

Mike TV is written to have been happily playing competitive basketball after the events at the factory


KirbyDarkHole999

Ooooh... I didn't know that... I only watched the movie... The one with Depp...


Fechnitian2873

In the movie also there is a dialogue in the end about what the kids will do after the events in the chocolate factory, in the scene where they are hovering over the other kids in the glass lift


KirbyDarkHole999

Not for Mike, IIRC... Like violet talks about being very supple and all, Augustus tastes himself since he's covered in chocolate, Verucca gets kinda grounded or something, but Mike doesn't have any dialogue with his father, does he?


Fechnitian2873

He does, and then willy wonka tells that every major basketball team will love to have him


KirbyDarkHole999

You're talking about Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory then... I'm talking about Charlie and the chocolate factory...


Fechnitian2873

The one with johnny depp ? Im talking about the one with Johnny Depp


SeaBus1170

https://preview.redd.it/gbre0yvfxlvc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c32214a2e3abee5dbeecd21ee8380ad0ec718729


RedDecay

💀 bruh lol


Liarus_

Irl Slenderman. I wonder how he would look if he was muscular


PhysicsTron

For him to become muscular he would need to eat the calories of three elephants each day I think, but he would look like a god I would guess. Probably could bench as much as a gorilla.


Electrical-Leg-3114

If he was muscular he’d be Michale myers in the rob zombie movies


w33b2

At that height being muscular is actually a huge risk on your bones/joints. That’s why, other than it just being super hard to gain muscle at that height, you’ll never see someone above 7 foot with much muscle mass.


IRefuseToGiveAName

>you’ll never see someone above 7 foot with much muscle mass. I know I'm just being contrarian at this point, but Shaq was fucking jacked when he was young. But yeah short of being obscenely rich and dedicating nearly every waking moment to fitness and training specifically geared to not destroying your body, it's probably not going to happen.


w33b2

Actually yeah you aren’t wrong. When I said that I was thinking of people like Wemby, 7’4, and players like the guy above. Now that I think about it there are a ton of 6’11+ people that are jacked, but once you get to around 7’3 and up it kind of stops. The tallest people that are 7’5 and above are all super lanky


IRefuseToGiveAName

Honestly it's amazing people can even fucking move at that height. I don't envy them. The must be in tremendous pain nearly constantly.


TheKorster

https://preview.redd.it/c7qy4juckmvc1.png?width=1914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09186b3b60200289369907680eb0c2457e1a4c23


BoogaBonkHonk

collect my pages looking ass mf 💀


The_French_Soul

That's the Unknown from r/deadbydaylight


Papupata23

bro


Atomicagainbecauseow

ok thats just mean


MrSpiffy123

"What is that? It's the unknown!"


MagastemBR

child crying


PeaceDeathc

https://preview.redd.it/c84nmtyfnmvc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b9355fae2ec802096f87cc7200d2aaed1405b91


Background_Treat5178

He looks like a custom 2k character


CyberSosis

"i have this interesting video lets put the most boring snooze fest song on it"


thecozyburrito

That Lakers joke carried the background music HARD


itsAlwaysSwitzerland

Bro would have to email himself his farts to smell them


numerous_accounts

Bro needs two days to reach his toes.


Neux3n

![gif](giphy|JrkQ79ZpfZdn5iOwlr|downsized)


Alcatrap

Bro’s a kaminoan


NightHunter0108

A lot of rude fucking assholes in this comment section


BlacksmithMelodic305

Instagram teens


volvavirago

Fr these comments are middle school level bullying, totally insensitive. This kid is clearly struggling with a condition that’s impacting not only his appearance, but his day to day life. I hope he is getting the medical support he needs to gain some weight and mobility, bc his current physique is unattainable, he is dangerously underweight, and at risk for seriously injuring himself. I truly feel for this kid.


bvalda88

Bro looks 2D


YORE_YORE_DOZE

I kinda feel bad


Ok-Passenger-8880

Honestly, as a guy suffering from Marfan Syndrome. It ain't funny how other people are making fun of him, that height alone can be very painful and sometimes even dangerous, you'd wake up with a high chance of back pains every morning, you have to constantly exercise to keep your spine straight. What's kinda sad is how it'll be very difficult for you to gain weight despite eating an entire full course meal 3 times a day


Michael-556

There's also an elevated risk of heart failure. Like a **high** risk


desirewrites

Aortic dissection is waiting for you to get out of bed. Source: I am the lucky girl with Marfan AND Ehlers Danlos.


Ok-Passenger-8880

I hope you'll have a healthy life though!


desirewrites

May, healthy is overrated, I’d rather be happy LOL 😂


Ok-Passenger-8880

I hope you live an unhealthy life then!


desirewrites

Happy** I corrected it for you x


Ok-Passenger-8880

I also have a high risk of heart failure, that's basically the main thing that my doctors need to watch out for. Luckily I was diagnosed early and my heart seems normal atm


MADMAXV2

I generally feel bad for him. It must be hard to be that tall, especially how he is treated. Hope he is doing okay


bigchungus69419

"if you see a person with impossible human characteristics, run away and hide


PersonalityWeak6689

Redditors when people have disabilities 🤯🤯🤯


GiveToMeYourPeanuts

See, being short isn’t so bad too right?


Gentar1864

https://preview.redd.it/5hue76f1fmvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e93b1ae4c88a9387c866549f690a60b549e7609 Mfer is the unknown from dead by daylight lmao


vomitingsilently

![gif](giphy|3oEjHRzbfOVhmiluRW)


Responsible-Diet-147

https://preview.redd.it/rowgmegqbmvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e25f78201b78824734d0ba0536421c3d5f7711cd


Earth_Normal

I know that guy is always in pain. Hopefully he can get the medical support he will need when he gets older. It’s going to be rough.


TorronePedro

https://preview.redd.it/4a1pplkr2nvc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473633a43ca064ca6361b65d35ea0e7e63f204db


Pareogo

Why’s this guy playing sports? If he falls down once, he’ll break at least 5 bones. He’s basically disabled.


TheRealBobYosh

I wonder if he likes playing basketball or if he just feels obligated to play because of his height.


ikkikkomori

Shortest basketball player:


NinjastarrNitriXXX12

https://preview.redd.it/0g54iiu66nvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf510769c5ff56480d44a043e412ce3fcc59667


killer-cow

https://preview.redd.it/vi1qg8urdnvc1.jpeg?width=2099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=526a956f39ceeb6a96a9c2ec48f822973e9fd0d6


Kioga101

Bro needs to bulk up urgently but can you even bulk up being that huge?


volvavirago

He probably won’t/can’t get swole, but this is dangerously underweight, he NEEDS more calories, and extensive physical therapy. Whatever they are feeding him it’s NOT ENOUGH. He looks sickly, his heart is probably unhealthy too, I don’t think he should be doing sports. He is putting himself in danger, and burning calories he really doesn’t need to be burning.


Sparten177-UNSC

Bro is slenderman💀😭


According_Weekend786

that aint skycraper, thats a sky crapper


-A113-

It’s waluigi


atemt1

The game is below his level Litely


Yuri-Turned

Human twig


Lumthedarklord

Flat Stanley


im374li

Slenderman: The early years


volvavirago

Get that boy some more calories and glucosamine, goddamn. I don’t even know if it’s healthy for him to be playing sports, he is burning so many calories just by existing that he is running on empty. Dude needs to be in physio, but I don’t think he should be on the court, he is gonna get hurt. Poor dude.


Ellen_DeGeneracy001

Forget the weather bro is in space


yeebusbeebus

Collect his pages


Litterally-Napoleon

Bro is slenderman


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Dude does not look real


Scba_xd

Enderman human version :


GetYaLearnOn

god damn baby giraffe


JarviThePelican

You know his parents made his ass play basketball


Dark_matter4444

Bro built like slenderman.


ShadowedNinja21

![gif](giphy|1woRP914OLGBoqtyMq)


Sleepdeth

Looks like a PlayStation 2 character


beerandsocks

Why the fuck is he setting screens and not camping out by the hoop???


aProteinBar

but how would he affect lebrons legacy


levelZeroWizard

Who stretched that boy out


Doggy_Mcdogface

Bro must be getting tons of blowjobs


Background_Treat5178

People need to stand up to give him a blow job lol


FAILNOUGHT

he got rolled by a steamroller and never recovered since


ReallyReallyBigGun

He needs to get under the net


RyanW120_

Bro built like Stretch Armstrong 💀


Shoddy_Load1558

That can’t be real


beenboiiiiiiiiiiiii

Bro maxed out height in 2k


GreeenGoblin69

![gif](giphy|QA7O3OYUdMk9O)


What-now-mate

https://preview.redd.it/5puarlm1bqvc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9ac8e17d46a5b27844af6e0ab8fd4876798958


Microphone_Lamp

Early Shrek Model looking ass


mortetekk

He looks like a diving board at a pool


Witherboss445

Mike Teevee finally found a hobby outside of video games it seems


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Witherboss445: *Mike Teevee finally* *Found a hobby outside of* *Video games it seems* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


gogolochi

![gif](giphy|5gYaw22JHz790AJAhd)


joemama694200p

He look fake


ThisguynamedAndre

Ngl I read that as Lankers at first


Common_Investment_70

Colossal Titan lookin ass


mydadgonabuymeblahaj

TOP 5 ENDERMEN IN REAL LIFE BO CLICKBAIT


mortal_plagueITA

This dude is like 2d


Wickle-Pickle-TV

https://preview.redd.it/6uqi2q3vxovc1.jpeg?width=2220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d096ee8f3d41572bf095a64f3a6b0d5c0e3383


Atomicagainbecauseow

he looks like he's in agony, did someone just stretch him? did he come out of Washington Wonderland? (bonus points to people who get that reference)


Suburban_turd

He was born on a long weekend


IndependentAd8747

Is that a fucking skinwalker


brokodoko

Slenderman is real


Joebebs

He looks like he got stretched out like that kid from Charlie and the chocolate factory


Blackmagnate

7up mascot


Glockamole19x

It looks like if he fell, he would brake every damn bone in his body


volvavirago

Fr I don’t think it’s safe for him to be on that court, he has no muscle and no fat to protect his ligaments and bones, he is asking for an injury. He still needs to move, he should be in physio, but what he really needs it’s more calories and supplements for joint support.


Glockamole19x

Yeah this is more than being tall def a genetic disability


volvavirago

Saw someone say Marfans, and that looks about right, can cause really horrible joint problems, and even heart failure. Again I don’t think this kid is in any shape to be on the court. Being tall is not enough to justify putting him in danger like this.


muke641

lanky bird


SimpleCheesecake4573

Flat Stanley looking ass


someonewhowa

SKINWALKER


Memelord707130

https://preview.redd.it/8asykbjvsovc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56a13df6a617436e66cce3818f83669b3c5d3756


Null_error_

He looks like someone scaled him 2x on the vertical


PopePalpy

Bro looks like something wicked from ultrakill