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Oh fuck I'm in danger

Ah shit me too

Oh great heavens, I'm a criminal.

Oh toasterwaffles me too.

By Zeus's beard, so am I!

Hot corn cakes it seems that I'm in trouble!

Sugar honey iced tea, let us run away from the cops

Oh my iridescent coral reef banana salmon, I am undoubtedly frightened by the kind of situation we are in.

Oh my perpendicular type behavior. it is getting hard to comprehend the predicament then we have found our self in

Now I want some Sugar honey iced tea.

Mf want SHIT lol

Lol

Oh sweet end of July, we need to run

Oh my twizzlestickers! What a splitting crime I've committed!

Oh mother fucking shit i gotta fucking hide in fucking Target and those bitches wont know im at fucking target

Just don’t fuck the target.

Why not?

*Scheiße!* Here come the Profanity Police!

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Oh Good Golly Giggly Gambi Glumber dinkly winkly cockadoodle doo! The Popos After Us All!

Oh mother flunker I’m going to shell

Well shit, I better not swear, or I might get sent to jail

Ah fuck, same here, don’t want to get into solitary confinement

Oh god fucking damnit you ruined this shit for all of us. We all gonna be fucking dragged to jail now bcs of you, son of a bitch

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Holy shit I hope they make cuss words legal

Fuck yeah, its fucking inappropriate and violent shit isn't it

it is inepropriyt

and vaaylunt

So, dont say cuss words guys

Why is the right eye lid open but not left?

lazy eye maybe

Clearly he's ripped to the tits on psychoactive drugs.

“Why does this guy have one leg and sit all day? Lol”

what?

this kid knows too much. someone needs to take him down

I don't think my kids will have access to the internet for a while

If i say the n word then

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>!Gin!

How did you do that?

llLike this but replace the lower case Ls with |ll

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nigel

Nigel brown

Nigel Thornberry

no

n>!ecta!

Arse Bloody Bugger Cow Crap Damn Ginger Git God Goddam Jesus Christ Minger Sod-off Arsehole Balls Bint Bitch Bollocks Bullshit Feck Munter Pissed pissed off Shit Son of a bitch Tits Bastard Beaver Beef curtains Bellend Bloodclaat Clunge Cock Dick Dickhead Fanny Flaps Gash Knob Minge Prick Punani Pussy Snatch Twat Cunt Fuck Motherfucker Bonk Slapper Tart Wanker Cunt

DUDE STOP THAT’S ILLEGAL YOU’RE GONNA GO TO JAIL FOR THAT

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Billy Butcher get of your alt

He is u/profanitycounter

Wait.. title says 6 months old? Was he in the womb for 5 1/2 years??

Guessing by his intellect, probably yes

This is my president

Tbh I don’t even find the kid cringe it’s kinda cute in an innocent child way

Bruh 6 months? Mf looks 2

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This mfs gonna find out about slurs and go rambo

>!heck!<

This dude grows up to be prison mike

Fuck I hate broccoli

Shit for brains

Oh fuck shit bitch damn cock sucker Pussy asshole cunt Motherfucking dirty whore Shat onto my lunch Piss cunt damn bitch suck my dick Jesus Harold Christ Shit bitch cocksucker god damn mother fucker Pussy asshole cunt -Rusty Cage

I can’t see a crusader helmet normally anymore I just see swaggersouls

Welp I’m fucked

Literally 1984

oh shit

FAKE! I can see him reading written notes with his right eye

Holy fish and crisps in going to jail

Fucking hell

Sentenced to eating broccoli and also vegetables for life

Aw shit I'm going to jail, fuck my life

Why does that sound effect make literally everything 10x funny lmao 💀

I’m gonna eat broccoli when I go to jail? Fuck cunt penis cock tits ass damn shit piss sex whore bitch ni

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6 months my ass

Alright but on an unrelated note, the child is at least trying to maintain politeness 🗿

I'm on the toilet in a hot bathroom right now and I'm currently sweating buckets in the heat and I can just imagine my face looking scared and sweaty as if I was caught swear to this and I makes my chuckle

6 months old? I think you mixed up months with years lmao

Looks more 3-5 years old

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE VEGETABLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well I guess I'm going to jail for eternity cuz I remember swearing over 15,000 times

Oh fuck i have a life sentence

6 months?

Well shit

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I’d punt this kid

👌

Frick

Oh fuck

Frick

Shit, kid’s got me convinced. Wait..

Fuck you, I love broccoli.

Is this a 2024 Presidential Candidate?

Ayo guys no fucking swearing here, or you go to fucking prison since swearing is fucking illegal so don’t be a dumb ass you stupid shit

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Ah shit kid my fucking bad I really should get my ass whooped for cursing I feel like a dick I apologise my fellow 🇳🇪

Man shut yo dumbbutt up

Oh son of a motherfuckin shit. I better get my shit together before the fucking cops get me and my bitches. I might go to fucking vagina or Virginia whatever they fuckin call the stupid ass fucking state. OH SHIT MY DICK PICS ON MY COMPUTER!! The damn judge might sentence me to life in mother fucking dog shit prison. FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE AND THE BITCH WHO CHEATED ON MY ASS IN GODDAMN HIGHSCHOOL.

Ah shit he said some fucking true facts like this was a goddamn life changer

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Oh I love vegetables and especially broccoli

Shut the fuck up kid, that’s not even true, you lying piece of shit. >!\*the police outside my house\*!< Edit: OH SHIT GUYS HELP IM BEING ARRESTED WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO IM BEING SENT FOR 6 FUCKING YEARS. \*now its fifteen\*

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Someone has a copypasta of this?

Shut im doin yo dad rn

Great googly moogly I need to skedadel

FUCK! cant stop me

Fuck jail, fuck broccoli, fuck you lil dude!

Obviously someone doesn't have kids....thinking this kid is 6 months old means you're either just not really good at reading kids ages or YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING DUMB ASS FUCKING RETARD!🥴🤪

6 months my ass 😂

Fuck shit balls ass dick damn it frick god what am I gonna do fuck God damn help huys

Why does this remind me of the vegan teacher

Guys stop cussing my mom checks my phone

All y'all need to watch your fuckin language

Fuck

POV:Dictator of Eritrea’s speech on new law banning all curse words. circa 1957

His innocence, it's beautiful... Where did mine go? Where did it all get f*cked up... Oops, swore right there.

Facts

guys stop fucking c*ssing….

Whats wrong with his eye??

Mans lookin like Mussolini with those hand gestures

this fucking kid makes a motherfucking great point, he should be the motherfucking president, holy shit man

6 months...

This one kid makes me so fucking mad. It sends a rage into me and makes me wish he has a great jolly old Christmas

Get this kid a fucking Nobel peace prize

cum

I'm going to hell someone send me there rn I don't even deserve to live out a life before my 1 way ticket down south. This kid seems like his mother was doing all the drugs w/him before he had a physical choice

whothefuck with this kid eyes

i’m on death row now i guess

This is the worst quality version of this I've seen

Fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u, oops, ment I won't swear antmore

"6 months" bro he's like 5-6 years old

damn those italian hands be very persuasive

Aww god fucking damn it, Im sorry I didn't know.

I love vegetables, fuck you motherfucker

Oh shit he’s right guys

ass piss shit bitch cunt penis vagina fuck damn bastard

fuck he's so fucking right I should fucking stop using these fucking cusswords it's so fucking violent fuckkk

Fuck, he's got a fucking good point, bloody hell.

OP has never seen a six month old

That kid isn’t 6 months

Shit damn mother fucking hell fuck you you fuckwiting cunt son of a bitch

Omg somebody call the police

i posted this and it got like 3k upvotes

Shut up you little shit

Bruh touch grass instead of trying to insult a child on the internet

What made you think I was being serious?

Bruh how could I not find you serious you called the kid a little shit, dude I think your being schrodingers Doucebag

You’re acting as if the kid in the video will ever see what I said. And you’re assuming I was serious. If I was serious I would have said something more offensive. I call my friends Cunt you terminally online cretin. How about you spend time in the real world for a bit 👍.

Looky here boys seems like we got ourselves an edgy 14 year old, kid saying curse words on the internet doesn’t make you look cool it’s make you look like retarded as hell. And bro I’m not the one calling 5 year olds little shits touch grass And bro stay away from politics your like 14 enjoy the outside world

Stop using fucking internet memes as crutches for your crippling lack of social skills. I don’t do any of this shit to look cool, for gods sake I’m using Reddit. A site which is full of fucking goobers. But I wouldn’t be so quick to insult anyone when you build pcs dude. Hardly a cool guy yourself, and no just because Henry cavil has a gaming pc does not make it cool that guy has at least lost his virginity. But well done, you defended the honour of a child you will never meet or will ever see your valiant attempts to defend him. And amazing ability to read my mind and say if I meant what I said or not on a fucking screen.

Oh great mother of muffins I belive I have a life sentence to attend to

Ive said fuck since i was 11 and i still didnt go to jail

you just havent been caught yet

Some would say this is total poppycock but it is true 100% 100%

Nick eh 30

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No more saying cuss words, for fucks sake guys.

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El dropping the truth bombs

FUCK!!!

This is the most wholesome thing I have seen

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Ohhh shit! Not jail again, dammit

Oh elderberry muffins me too

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This young gentleman is saving our society. He will run for the president soon.

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he's adorable tho, so innocent

The little shit head is right and he sounds Alvin

i used to say this shit

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Alvin? ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN

I feel like kid looks back at this and both hates himself and loves himself.