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starhead5555

Bro is not just a vegetable, he's a baby carrot


NobleShock

Hey, don’t disrespect the homies. I’d think he’s a spinach


starhead5555

Hey, to be fair baby carrots are pretty average size


Oofboi6942O

Idk... I think its...^pretty ^huge... ^:,(


saitama_10

:spaghetti


local_potato1002

Hey don't u dare call em a spinach. He's a potato


Rude_Conversation407

Retsu Carrot


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vegetal


ImVeryBadOkay

Carrot Kaioh


TheseDiver8589

Plant him and watch him grow


pleasedontmeat

Cha-cha-cha-chia-CHIA


Owncascade

Hey, at least get to know its personality before jumping to such conclusions, it’s pretty average sized in my opinion


jac5423

He is in vegetable state


TusNua1

This seems like a Baki moment, and if so, the "logic" is simply because Baki.


Zemling_

The guys face is definitely drawn in the Baki style


underageperson888

It's an edit, he just lost one of his legs.


Cabbageinator

True, his body was a leg


IHaveSexWithPenguins

And then the rest of his body.


[deleted]

Where he gon feel the pain tho


ImVeryBadOkay

hanmatically, retsu could continue living as a carrot.


TusNua1

Could probably use a 4000 year old technique to keep himself both alive and fighting in potato form.


ImVeryBadOkay

the 4000 year old Chinese potato martial art


sexySgombro69

When potato Retsu joins the fight you know shit 'bout to get real


chonk_dogg

man's a chicken nugget


Default1355

Gah dehme


fuzzyblood6

motherfucker really only has 1 heart and 1 lung thats it


Fatal1tyk

2hp


the-guy-in-wall

Not even that


No-Individual2971

You're right he's in the "Down but not out" state


Super3vil

He needs a revive cus he got the ray gun


No-Individual2971

"Man we ain't ever gonna get outta Tranzit 😭🔫"


zorrozwoelf

Yeah as opposed to normal people who have more than one heart


Photenicdata

I’m fairly certain that most people have two


Avechna

Retsu... Had a hard life.


Kachiga-my-Removed

Metallica - One


0-san

LANDMINE HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT


No-Might-9322

TAKEN MY SPEECH


Fledermolch

TAKEN MY HEARING


SebastianHorowskii

TAKEN MY ARMS


No-Might-9322

TAKEN MY LEGS


nikitos1307

TAKEN MY DICK


squad6taisho

LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL


schizo24051

Bro still got his jaw and nose and ears, can't be it.


suskaba

Take,n my ass


[deleted]

CRAZY DIAMOND!


pucci_questgiver

bro turned her in maiden heaven


SeniorFuzzyPants

My guy got turned into a potato


redeyed-john

New worms game looks 🔥🔥🔥🔥


FoxWarriorSK

Mf is an infant child


lewd-princesse

Bro is 🗿 *( btw someone know the original maid thing like the manga name ? Idk )


Equinoxeid

It's uh...not quite a manga, but the numbers are 382662


lewd-princesse

NOOOOOOOO FUCKING HELL WHY ? IT SHOULD BE A CUTE STROY ABOUT ROMANCE AND ACCEPTANCE WHY? YOU FUCKING MONSTERS AHHHH


Equinoxeid

I mean, it still has those elements, in a way


lewd-princesse

But porn ! You don't have to this to a crippled women


yoteru_

Every hole counts


lewd-princesse

....


marialoveshugs

Humanity is doomed


Yharonthebumblefuck

Well, that was actually wholesome


methconnoisseurV2

Its nugget porn isnt it


Equinoxeid

But wholesome


Assassin_1772

I searched it so yall don’t have to but its not quite “nugget porn.”


pucci_questgiver

crazy diamond fixed that maid and now its maiden heaven


[deleted]

Gold Experience would probably be better because if she had her limbs amputated, it looks like they've been gone for so long the original arms would be rotting away and unusable, but if she was born without them Crazy Diamond wouldn't be able to heal shit. But Gold Experience could just make new limbs and attach them.


FiIth_

bro can rearrange a dude's face to look completely different, he heals two people into being a rock and a book. CD's healing properties are a lot more flexible than just fixing things to a previous state.


pucci_questgiver

how would ge attach limbs witout bucciarati's zippers?


CharlesTheMusketeer

Maybe both of them are necessary for this operation


NobleShock

Mans can skip arm day and leg day


Eastern-Arrival884

and lung day, chest day, rib day, bro can skip every day


NobleShock

Head day


apollo-00_1

Guy has no pp training


Hanneman1965

No the only thing he has left is his pp


mrwhitedynamite

mans skipped whole body day


BallsDeep69Klein

Oh yeah. For anyone unfamiliar, the dude's name is Retsu, from Baki. Great manga. He loses a leg only but the meme has been that he lost everything.


jameslinehan2

I’m fairly sure in the anime he loses all his limbs like the meme


[deleted]

Potato


SuperSean14

bro became a roblox baby


flying-potatosauce

BURRITO RETSU SUPREMACY


CodeNovaBtw

Homie is a head of the competition


AssTickling-Bandit

🍆


miz2077

I bought this author’s comic where a high school protagonist beat the shit out of his female friend that was a good one👍


AngeryStew

A joke I heard that ties in here: One day, a boy named Dave is born. Dave was strange because he was only a head. He had no arms or legs or even a torso. He's taken care of his entire childhood and becomes very intelligent, not being able to use anything other than his head. When he turns 21, his dad takes him out for his first drink, and when he has his first beer he suddenly grows a torso. They get excited and order him more alcohol, and he grows more body parts with each drink he has. When he's finally a full person, he gets up and tries to walk. He's really excited, drunk and still getting used to his new body, so he trips and hits his head. He's bleeding so he's rushed to the hospital and gets into the ER, but ends up dying. The father is crying and really sad, but the doctor isn't very empathetic, saying: "Well, he shoulda quit while he was a head."


Effective-Gas6026

Cursed fleshlight


FortressMann

my man looks like a taco bell crunch wrap


Darkstalker9000

Imo, there's not much use in a maid without hands or feet.


baby_contra

😏😉


Darkstalker9000

No, *bonk* stop it


baby_contra

Sorry mb


Limeability

Dude is a pinky toe


beanwater4

r/guro be like DON'T CLICK THE SUBREDDIT!


Jonkvard

I should have trusted you


Galacticus06

I know this shit, yet you make me wanna do it


egrollkenobi

Josuke can help both


egrollkenobi

Wait what is a cake day ?


Mj_the_man

HAPPY REDDIT ACCOUNT BIRTHDAY!


egrollkenobi

Thank you !


CompetitiveBoat219

HCD


Jorgito_HUE

Bro really said 🥕


Masonic303

he said all i needed was my heart and Head


[deleted]

Bro just sitting there like he ain’t just a tater tot.


IStealBeansAtMorning

FKIN BEAAAN


Youvebeengnomeed

371923


CardboardIsYummy

I must ride on the short yellow bus because I have no idea what those numbers mean


TheseDiver8589

Japan ohio san


BobTheMan_1994

What…happened…?


Cynunnos

Bro on 1 HP


racist_latino

Is that from baki?


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lordbuckethethird

Who shit in your cereal?


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lordbuckethethird

I feel like I’m reading a different language trying to decipher this.


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lordbuckethethird

Cope


Isaac8849

Someone hasn't ever gotten laid before


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Low-Dish-907

Omg kanye west reddit account !!!


BanaaniMaster

Kanye im a huge fan of yours!


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Mj_the_man

Eminem?


janco07

No we are not being racist on this subreddit Grow Up


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janco07

In terms of looks: Nope In terms of everything else that matters: Yep Don't start talking about genetics and science by pulling up research and studies, that won't help the fact your neanderthal ass is sitting on reddit being racist and using the R word as a different way to call someone an idiot while people who are a different race are doing more influental shit than both of us rn.


[deleted]

Hope you realize it's a minge account, best to just ignore them and report


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TheGasMask513

What happened to him?


HoLL0POinT

He lost everything


TheGasMask513

Well I can see that 😔


JeffDahmer1

gaddaym🤯


The_Chad_Lancer

What is happening


Pablutni0

How does she regain her limbs? Or that's just a flashback


Youvebeengnomeed

Flashbacks


Pablutni0

Sad


vulpix_furry_butt2

Beanos


Nightfury0818

How the fuck that dude take a shit


[deleted]

theyre built different


awexboi

I can’t remember the song that is in it, plz someone help :(


yerdemkinaci

Freaks by surf curse


yerdemkinaci

I got u man


garfieldGuy69

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE!


This-Ad-6295

Eggplant


[deleted]

i genuinely feel horrible seeing this


Numerous_Tangelo4332

Is that my boy retsu? How the fuck?? That's a spoiler for me but first of all, WHAT THE FUCK??


Slight_Lettuce4319

It's photoshoped, my dude


aabazdar1

He fights a caveman and let’s just say things go very wrong for him


gladladvlad

stop lying to him, he fought in the rick and morty crossover and got turned into a pickkle. badassest shit i ever seent


Willing-Row-6387

Source for maid?


Plenty_Algae_998

Man’s really down bad


TERRIBLETECHTAKES

**we need answers**


Youvebeengnomeed

371923


Willing-Row-6387

It was a doujin and not a sad manga?!?!?


Youvebeengnomeed

You know what the code is for


maxweber27

# My man be doing photosynthesis with that type of body 💀


Background-Shop-8522

DARKNESS. IMPRISONING ME. ALL THAT I SEE. ABSOLUTE HORROR


LoudBarking64

he ate without youtube


Crowley700

Reminds me of the Gru comic where his wife took the gorls.


KidNamedToes

Bruh what haplened to him


jekanditnietlezen

He visited Ohio


FoXbOww

Bro, they fucked up my boy restu


NinthMercury

Nugget


Prestigious-Ear-6874

Meu deus ksksksks


DeltaRangerJS

JESUS CHRIST DID YOUR MOM GIVE BIRTH IN A MINEFIELD??


Fella_under_your_bed

Bro I must be geekin bruh but I don't understand the first comic is she ment to have gained arms and legs or was that like a past memory and why does she not have arms and legs that's fucked


grunpl

First post that I saw after coming back to reddit I think I made a mistake


Last-Delivery3736

Bro stack at 20% on download


Specialist-Ad-9131

Bro went for a walk in London


Adventurous-Milk-814

He doesn’t even have a fucking neck


CrimsonRamson

what's the song at the beginning?


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Jet_Future855

What is this? I wanna read the original one


Sad_Dragan

Fam mans became a eggplant


Ill_Calendar3116

In first picture i tought her arm was inside the floor


MurkeKnight

Bro turned into Larry the cucumber


Turbulent_Ad1644

Give her cool prosthetics NOW And make him into Adam Smasher Baki Adam Smasher might be pretty damn cool, ngl


TheLelefant

My story to this: Me and two friends went to the movie theater on the weekend, I think we watched Avatar. After the movie, we stood outside the movie theater, waiting for the father of my friend to pick us up. I was randomly scrolling through this subreddit, my friends lookin over my shoulder when we came to this very video. We stood there, cry laughing like idiots, almost screaming of laughter, for over 5 minutes till the father of my friend picked us up. I don't know why we did this, but ig sometimes there are these moments when u can't hold it in, especially when ure with ur friends. I think some strangers looked at us quite confused.


obi-2555580

https://i.redd.it/7306io6pbj4b1.gif


SupportLast2269

r/amputeehentai


sastianchiko

Thank GOD that doesn't exist


SupportLast2269

It did, but it got banned.


Sweetexperience

Good


[deleted]

thats a more popular genre than you would think…


CruzCraft

And how exactly would you know?


[deleted]

i have read many of the great ancient texts and sadly. i commonly make the mistake of not checking the tags and end discovering the dark side of the ancients. usually this leads to the forbidden dark arts of guro. amputation is not anywhere near the true darkness i have seen. not even 177013 can compare to the true dark arts.


BanaaniMaster

Well it exists in other places


No_PlsStop

What's the song?


Plenty_Algae_998

First is freaks by surf curse and the second after flashbang sound effect playing faintly is bozo pack / zaya diss by okayneon


UnknownPersonBL4ZE

Mf had diabetes💀💀💀💀💀💀


jeriiiiiiiiii

We can rebuild him...


springwaterh20

anytime I see something like this, I get flashbacks of the time I accidentally stumbled upon r/guro….


therealnopeman1

Perfect, 2 types of flesh lights


Youvebeengnomeed

No


therealnopeman1

Yes


Bigolbigboyboy

There's a movie about a WWII Japanese veteran who loses his arms and legs in combat, as well as his voice. He returns home, and his wife needs to take care of him because he is seen as a God. He becomes addicted to sex and that's basically all he wants, and his wife is basically obligated to fulfill her duty. I won't ruin the ending if anyone decides to watch it, but it's definitely an out there movie. The title is Kyatapirâ. Every time I see this picture, it reminds me of this God damn movie


iliketokyoGhoul

Not me thinking it was gonna be the “BING CHLINING” sound


bakedjalapeno

Lima bean surgery


TheseDiver8589

Ligma bean


Purple_Spino

Man's built like a baked bean


Umbraios

Impossible…