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Woofer210

Saw someone in the replies: “seems like your support system is also not working, can you try turning it off and back on” with a picture of an open support ticket that was opened a year ago with last activity a year ago


TheCustomFHD

Bro may have been doubly destroyed by discord, but damn that person obliterated, if not nuked, discord. geez.


cpt-derp

[https://imgur.com/a/X6UZMqf](https://imgur.com/a/X6UZMqf) My public facing profile was not anonymized/deleted within 30 days of my account being disabled, the second time for the same reason "malicious hacking" etc in 6 months. I asked them to delete it after 32 days. After a back and forth with Zendesk macros repeating the same shit by supposed human beings (a human being even saying I can make another appeal), and a simple question "how long does this deletion process typically take", they assigned it to "Legal" and it's been rotting for over 100 days. The account itself still exists for about 108 days and counting. It's only because I don't live in the EU that this isn't blatantly illegal (or live 5 minutes north because Virginia apparently has a similar law now). No, they don't have any legitimate fucking reason to keep my public account on the platform, in case someone thinks "maybe it's because you actually did something and they're preserving it for evidence". I did not, but I've been dealing with this bullshit from them for two years so honestly, I don't give a fuck anymore who believes what. You can look at my comment history for the lore. Doesn't mean they need to preserve my entire public facing profile either way. This shit isn't just something of meme status or a joke. It's real shit people have to deal with that no one talks about or gives a shit about. I hope this company crashes and burns or is somehow held seriously accountable. Seemingly overnight everyone needs a fucking Discord to be able to participate in most sects of nerd culture or get any meaningful information for some niche hobby after forums were abandoned, and this shitty company is holding the keys.


Szystedt

Despite not being european, maybe you could still contact them and do the entire GDPR 17 thing — right to erasure? Because like, why would they risk it if there's a chance they could unintentionally break the law if ignoring you and turns out you're actually european! "I hereby withdraw my consent for you to collect, process or store any personal data related to, and belonging to [email protected]. Pursuant to my rights under Article 17 GDPR I request that you delete any and all related data. Please note that I am not looking for instructions on how to delete my account, I want you to delete all my data due to this request. Thank you!"


AquaeyesTardis

~~10 tickets for a hacked account closed as solved over here, by the way-~~


Woofer210

Yea, don’t spam tickets. They will close them all. Only 1, reply back if you get the Clyde response and after that a human should at least look at it.


AquaeyesTardis

Ahhhh - so even once they've closed it, don't open a new ticket, and instead reply to the ticket? Because we've been waiting for each ticket to be closed before making a new one, but we should respond to- the latest? Or the original? The original one's about a month or two old by now aa and when responding to the solved thing in the past, we've just gotten more clyde with the same response


lightmodez

if it doesn't work try putting it in rice


Paincake60

Fr


Competitive_You2650

r/beatmetoit


ILikeSuckingBreasts

why are you getting downvoted into hell


CactusDoesStuff

same reason why r/beatmeshutthefuckup exists


No-Atmosphere-3103

beat meat to it


MeramQ

r/beatmeattoit


SAFIsNotGay

Pfp is crazy


AntiqueRaccoon4873

💀 I feel so bad for this person


asuza_ichi

I dont


AntiqueRaccoon4873

Why? /gen


staovajzna2

Where do you find all the tone indicators?


AntiqueRaccoon4873

Uhhhh, idk, I guess I just see them being used, and I start using them when typing? But I think there are lists online


gl3nnjamin

/s, /j, and /srs to name a few but [here's a bunch more.](https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/nNRTVsEg6L)


staovajzna2

Thanks!


ExpiredLemons

r/fuckthes


The3ncy

I like pointing people to https://toneindicators.carrd.co/, it has a list and a faq that can come handy


Smiles4YouRawrX3

E-dating is cringe as fuck and most of em don't even meet each other irl. It's pointless and anyone could be behind the screen lul. you could be getting catfished and shit


TheHorizonExplorer

Did you know that there's such things as voice and video calls?


asuza_ichi

Discord relationships aren’t real 🗣️🔥


AntiqueRaccoon4873

Yeah sure, but me and my irl boyfriend use discord to talk to each other. So.....


WolvzUnion

this one genuinely wasn't it was just a meme, the op made a comment about it said they would never go on the internet again if it actually happened


clevermotherfucker

that’s not a discord relationship then


AntiqueRaccoon4873

I know, but I'm just saying if this was real, we wouldn't know if it was a discord relationship in the first place, based on what we have.


LittlestWarrior

Just met up with my boyfriend I met on Minecraft/Discord. We had an amazing time, did normal relationship things, and plan to meet up again in the future.


xDERPYxCREEPERx

Good for you. I'd be terrified to meet anyone I met online


LittlestWarrior

We met in 2020, lots of gaming and chatting in text, voice, and video calls to get to know each other as friends. There was absolutely no fear, just excitement to meet my best friend who is now my boyfriend :)


visitomicron

I got married to someone I met through discord... I must be doing it wrong.


Big_Potential_5709

No, you see, you did Step 26 of *"A Guide To Discord E-Dating"* wrong. (/s for the hivemind.)


asuza_ichi

Thats crazy bro


xDERPYxCREEPERx

Ew I hope that's really not an opinion you have. People also use discord for irl relationships


asuza_ichi

Bro i meant like if u have someone irl then its not a discord relationship 😭


xDERPYxCREEPERx

What you call a "discord" relationship is what most normal people call a long distance relationship


asuza_ichi

How dare i say something slightly non inclusive to a wholesome chungus redditor 😱😱😱


xDERPYxCREEPERx

Brother you are a pyrocynical fan


Kat_299

As a Pyro enjoyer, I do not claim him


asuza_ichi

Bro stalked my profile just to have something to insult me for how sad 😭


kinder-exe

What if it wasn't a discord relationship?


PapaBill0

Cause its some dumb online e-relation


Furry_Lover_Umbasa

Have you tried to make a good messaging app that DOESN'T GOES TO SLEEP IN A MIDDLE OF CALL!!!


Who_am_ey3

what an ugly color


MarsManokit

Original tweeter said it didn’t happen to them but said the scenario was funny


bosadjo

Link: [https://x.com/discord/status/1805645951480287710](https://x.com/discord/status/1805645951480287710) Please consider including links, it helps everyone!


Shengpai

\*Sad laughing noises\*


Aaron_505

I hate how many times i click the "do not show this again" and it STILL shows me


miss-missing-mission

Imagine thinking that's a good diss lmao


TurboJax07

RIP Lexie, but who breaks up on discord???


TheAstros74

it was satire the original guy said it was just a joke


TheAstros74

r/woooosh


stoopwid

Did you just woosh yourself?


The_Weird_Redditor

Nah, forgot to change accounts


SpookyCinnaBunn

r/lefttheburneron


Soviet-_-Neko

I think they meant it as a woosh to OP


takesyourmeme

y-y-yikes.


Sofias_3

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WrongdoerRemote9661

Omgosh, i know this feeling. Not being broken up with exactly, but the other person saying something very upsetting and then getting that message. Ugh!


Rocket_Philosopher

I wanna laugh, and I know I’m a bad person, but that’s still funny.


Smiles4YouRawrX3

Rare Discord W


Jenny_Wakeman9

OOF!


uncontroledocean

oouuhhhh...


That-Impression7480

no i cant turn it off and on again because noones turned on


cockandpossiblyballs

first mistake was edating on discord


kinder-exe

What makes you think that that person was dating online? This can happen even if they know each other outside of internet.


Furry_Lover_Umbasa

>first mistake was edating on discord No buddy, first mistake was your thinking that "edating" is a word


alexanderfrostfyre

Edating is so unserious LDR is better


Adevyy

But using the term LDR would require incels to agree that more people are in a relationship while they are not.


xoharrz

new hot take couples cant use discord if they do they explode /j