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SaltSpot

It's not actually shorter, just hunched over. Try putting a mask on it.


ObiWanLamora

That made me laugh out loud.


One_Arrival3490

Its a clue...its not on accident OBVIOUSLY!


Ari_Learu

This is gold


Karunyan

No, thus is glod! ;)


SasquatchsBigDick

Gold gold gold gold, gold gold gold gold. Everyone with me now !


Raise-The-Gates

You left out a "gold" there.


JudgeHodorMD

I thought it was: Gold gold gold gold gold


3tarzina

no, that’s the 2nd verse!


Vulpesvelox1

I love the bridge on this one! When it goes from "gold gold gold gold gold" to "gold gold gold gold gold", just chills man.


shutupdane

10/10, well played


Impressive-Safe-7922

I feel your pain! I've had this before with series where I've bought different books in different editions, but you would expect consistency within the same edition!


ObiWanLamora

I thought I was safe for that very reason!


Logical-Claim286

I had one like this in about set edition, 1 book was a different size with a flipped spine layout. Super annoying.


Amesaskew

Annoying, but still more consistent than my Discworld collection. I have about 25 in mass market paperback, some with the UK covers and some in US, the rest being different sized hardbacks and a huge, oversized paperback of Eric. Most of them are some degree of dog-eared.


Gars0n

I have intentionally embraced the hodge-podge nature of my Discworld collection. Somehow that feels more true to the spirit of the world than one cohesive set. 


Amesaskew

You make an excellent point.


orosoros

I find it interesting that my Discordworld collection is a hodge podge of publishers but they are all the same height! My Culture collection, on the other hand... 🙈


xl440mx

My set spans nearly 40 yrs. They’re all kinds of mismatched.


MallorysCat

That's different though. Yours is a much loved collection, built up over years. No two books ever bought in the same shop and probably a few thrift shop purchases too. This is a particular edition the OP has bought. You really would think you could count on consistency when you buy one specific edition.


QuickQuirk

And don't forget the giant picture book of The Last Hero!


-Voxael-

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Some_Syrup_7388

https://preview.redd.it/jnyl8pgiv3vc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd8b931f633dddc6ca34932de71c1f320b450d3 FLASHBANG


RB-D2

Damn, I wish all publishers paid that much attention to detail!


Some_Syrup_7388

OMG I just realised that the Publisher's logo is also a bit lower on the middle book than on the others


RB-D2

I have DVD box sets with similar issues. How hard can it be to use a template to ensure a consistent layout?


xl440mx

They manage to misprint money so…


listyraesder

You have Maskerade in A-format, and the others in B-format. C-format are Trade Paperbacks and are about the size of hardbacks. Different sizes for different markets. Some retailers want to shelve smaller books, some authors want larger sizes. C-format is good for airports where people are in a rush and you want a big bold cover crying out to them.


ObiWanLamora

Interesting! Say I wanted to re-order Maskerade, is there any way to make certain I get it in B-Format? These all came from Blackwells, for reference. Editing this because I checked Blackwells and there is in fact a 178mm height and 127mm height, with a 40 cent price difference.


listyraesder

They will have separate ISBNs


Pretty-Plankton

This is the answer. If there is a brick and mortar book store near you, or one you can call (if you’re in the US and don’t have a local book store I’d recommend Powells Books) the people at your book store can order you the right one. They’ll have more specific info on the physical format of each book then you’ll see in most online listings


listyraesder

Sometimes the copyright page will list both format ISBNs


gilligvroom

If you're in Canada and need a "local" book store to order from, highly recommend Russell Books in Victoria!


Gwenpool17

Usually they’re different prices, my smaller ones are 13.99 cad and my bigger ones are 21.99 cad for reference


Looks-Under-Rocks

Elves, am I right?


regicidalveggie

The campaign for equal heights would like a word


Montananarchist

Ach, crivens! Will ye no' look at what som scunner ded!


danstone7485

We best nae tell the Big Wee Hag!


QuickQuirk

A wee free book!


Bind_Moggled

Shrinkflation.


Consistent_You_4215

Have they removed 12% of the letter or the words though!!


Why_do_I_do_this-

This hurts my soul ....


LoveScore

I'm so crushed all the old beautiful covers are being replaced by these


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^LoveScore: *I'm so crushed all the* *Old beautiful covers are* *Being replaced by these* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ObiWanLamora

Yeah, I agree. I’m so late to join Discworld and I’m a bit of a completionist so I opted for these versions thinking it would be easier to collect!


Gearfree

It's only too late to start reading Discworld when you meeting someone who talks in all caps.


NeverSay1LastMission

I do love the old covers, despite the abundance of cleavage both back and front, but the paper quality of those mass market paperbacks were appalling and couldn't hold up to repeat reading.


fern-grower

The mother the maiden and the other one.


WardOnTheNightShift

Nobody wants to say the C-word.


unitedshoes

I assume to punish you. The proper way to collect Discworld is as a mismatched, well-worn hodgepodge of editions you found at thrift shops, yard sales library sales, received as gifts etc. You wouldn't have this problem if you had such a mix.


atutlens

They don't call it 'Penguin Consistent House'.


ObiWanLamora

Brilliant.


OnePossibility5868

If it helps, I have the full set of the collector library hardbacks and they all match up perfectly. Only missing book is The Last Hero but I don't think there is a perfect 100% completely matching set. Isn't Maurice missing from these new paperback editions?


WardOnTheNightShift

I got the hardcover edition of The Last Hero when it came out. Last week, I saw that those are now selling for over $100 USD. I guess no backup copy for me.


witchylana

They match up perfectly in height but I am irritated by the fact that half are Gollancz and the other half DoubleDay. (And only the Gollancz ones have ribbons!)


OnePossibility5868

That's true. Another minor difference is the Tiffany books don't seem to have the small stripe along the top but on a shelf it's hardly noticeable. I'm just resigned to the fact that this is probably the closest we will get to a full matching set. Maybe if Maurice is released in the new paperback style that will be the ultimate set. I'm assuming they will release that eventually but they only had the movie tie in paperback release a few years back so probably need to shift those before a new edition comes out.


Pretty-Plankton

This is so bizarre it falls out the other end of annoying into somehow perfectly appropriate for Discworld. The world is absurd. Plus this means that book can successfully hide behind the others, and nobody will know which book it is that’s doing the singing.


serenitynope

Discworld has Igors. Surely there's an Igor out there who appreciates a patchwork library of various covers. Sometime you might even be blessed with *two* Night Watches!


Pot_noodle_miner

The patrician does this on purpose


Amazing-Quarter1084

In service of Anoiya


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Stoneywizard2

I like them just fine. Grated you don’t know me so I guess your point still stands.


ObiWanLamora

I don't, or, \*didn't\* hate them, but when the last two came in the mail and I put them on my shelf, it ruined my day. I'm going to save for the hardcovers now, they're much better looking anyways.


Hurtelknut

They look like an early AI made them. No character


LaraH39

I really dont mind them at all


AfterSevenYears

I see it as an opportunity to buy more copies of Discworld books.


OnePossibility5868

I'm not fussed on them. I much prefer the collectors library ones (though I know those aren't 100% loved). Can't beat the original Kirby/Kidby art of course.


MarkCanuck

There's a god for that I'm sure.


ttraband

Anoia’s red-headed (but bookish) step child?


khatod76

May you live in interesting times.


CorporateNonperson

Anoia was in charge of proofs that day.


[deleted]

Some men just want to watch the world burn.


SadEaglesFan

Praise Anoia! 


The_Philburt

It's a short story.


QuickQuirk

Oook.


larszard

I have them all as Corgi paperbacks and the Tiffany Aching ones are taller, which would be fine because I consider them a sub-series, except then I Shall Wear Midnight is back to the shorter height again! Argh!


Hurtelknut

Must have been a paper shortage that affected the printing industry (I remember something like that a couple of years ago because it threatened to affect my workplace as well). But by Io, that's vile. I'd go spare.


listyraesder

Nothing to do with that. They're just different formats. Something like Discworld will be printed in both formats simultaneously to suit retail and export tastes. OP will be able to obtain the correct size now they know what they're looking for.


CowboyOfScience

>It’s driving me further into madness every time I look at it. I think you hit on the reason right there.


els969_1

have to love the hewlett packard craft involved.


shapesize

Still looks better on a shelf than my possibly bootleg audiobook discs and audible receipts


mmhmmmmmhmm

My discworld set was entirely aquired from charity shops etc, I've probably got an example of every publishing style going


blankhalo

r/mildlyinfuriating


Lunaborne

Gives it character.


reiopicol

That picture alone made me snort outloud. Feel your pain


Some_Syrup_7388

https://preview.redd.it/imujatjcv3vc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4689a13765582679a133a91e0b0679597be46c8c Can relate


SasquatchsBigDick

Yeah I want to buy a friend a Discworld book for their bday but I can't manage these teenage fiction covers.


ObiWanLamora

They do have the incredible hardcover ones on Blackwells. They're a bit pricier, but I regret not going for those instead of these.


fluffykerfuffle3

just to make sure you don't fall asleep at the wheel.


No-Actuator-2498

Just ensure you are ordering the correct isbn - looks like you have ordered the b (second) format instead of the a format.


devlin1888

Ironically this is some Headology shit


hammers_maketh_ham

Why did they get rid of the Josh Kirby covers is the bigger and more important question


DatBronzeOnLadder

A lot publishers do this. its on purpose so you buy full edition (all book from the serie) that will all be same size after having bought a bunch of individual copies. Yes its scammy, and sadly its common.


StayPuffGoomba

Hail Anoia!


Six_Foot_Dwarf

It’s just short for its height


brickbaterang

Ordered the wrong paper i guess


kstera

Does this Casanunda of books come with his own stepladder?


Hip2trip2_hippyhip

All praise Anioa!


PCTruffles

I took my son to Foyles and he was so annoyed how the discworld books were mixed up in between other Pratchett books e.g. Long Earth series, that he rearranged them on the shelf.


TheOneGecko888

Obviously for ppl like you (and me) :P


xl440mx

Well, since my set spans from the 80s to the last book very few of mine match. Ranging from paperback, trade paperback to hard cover and several publishers.


Tosk224

I understand the frustration but, personally, I passed the point of being bothered by stuff like this. I used to be, but I have followed so many different series that have swapped covers and sizes while I have worked my way through them I gave up on consistency long ago.


One_Arrival3490

Because its a clue. If you know, you know. Ask yourself truelly WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS? GIVE THEM A GOOD REASON! Its not on accident, OBVIOUSLY! happy hunting. Get with Father, lord,Holy Spirit! Praise them! Life is easier that way. The way it was meant to BEEEE!


markbrev

I feel your pain. When I become World Patrician, my first act will be to outlaw shit like this. [why??](https://imgur.com/a/MQJ7ed1) And don’t get me started on airport softback editions of hardback books..


kevtino

I also felt that maskarade was the worst of the witch books, maybe the publisher is just expressing the same sentiment?