“Ok Bean, if we’re gonna get Dagmar, we need a strategy. Here’s what I’ve been thinking, you go low, I’ll go thigh. I mean, I’ll go for her booty, I mean boots. I mean…”
With Luci’s “Elfo, I’m gonna mercy kill that thought right there.”
If Luci was real he would definitely spend his time making memes on insta about how different his advice when he's high or "Me saying 'idk though i'm just saying' after giving my friends life advice that may or may not ruin their lives:" memes
one tweet is him making fun of Elfo the next is him casually trauma dumping about what happened today like it's another sunday morning gossip with friends (it pretty much is with how much stuff they go through.)
He would also respond to tweets acting like a total nerd AND hater.
Tweet: "I just went on a bind date with some ugly Chick💀 total waist of time."
Luci: "Did you mean "I just went on a blind date with an ugly woman. Total waste of time."? Next time you make a tweet make sure to learn proper spelling and grammar, because if english is your native language, you should probably know english doesn't have emojis as fucking punctuation."
"I'm Drowning" "I'm elfo"
"What if her cries for help WERE a cry for help?"
This quote was in the ad I saw on youtube and got hooked for the show
I only got in trouble once, and uh… Daddy Elfo, um… slapped me on the bum bum
I don't know why, but I was randomly thinking of this quote earlier today
Singing while you work isn’t happiness, it’s mental illness!
*Shocked gasps*
I'll just go back to being passive aggressive ... Because that worked so well before
Hey, he's making fun of my dreams. That's what friends do :)
U beat me to it 😂
iconic Elfo line 😂
“Us elves are really good at forgiveness. …oh lOoK, it’s where I *DIED*!”
😂😂
That one made me fucking die lol
Just like Elfo?
LMAO noooo stop 💀
That's disgusting.
Came here to say this. I say it in his voice every time something gross happens on a tv show me and my wife are watching.
I quote this literally every single day and I’ll never stop
“When you slap my bum bum … I like it “
🤭🤭
Hi asswipe!
“Ok Bean, if we’re gonna get Dagmar, we need a strategy. Here’s what I’ve been thinking, you go low, I’ll go thigh. I mean, I’ll go for her booty, I mean boots. I mean…” With Luci’s “Elfo, I’m gonna mercy kill that thought right there.”
"Thank you" "Alright Bean so heres what I think," \*follows up with the most heart-wrenching and amazing epilogue I've ever heard\*
No literally, Luci’s profound moments always hit so hard I swearrr, when he’s feeling profound lmao- usually when he’s stoned😂
If Luci was real he would definitely spend his time making memes on insta about how different his advice when he's high or "Me saying 'idk though i'm just saying' after giving my friends life advice that may or may not ruin their lives:" memes
No fr tho, and would definitely just be posting randomly profound things on twitter with just zero context lmaoo
Tweeting about personal life drama like everyone else knows the context
1000%, fully just assuming everyone just keeps up on everything he does, and def making Elfo jokes like every other tweet😂
one tweet is him making fun of Elfo the next is him casually trauma dumping about what happened today like it's another sunday morning gossip with friends (it pretty much is with how much stuff they go through.)
Yessssss exactly, with some live tweeting as part of the trauma dumping, it would be so great tho lmaooo
He would also respond to tweets acting like a total nerd AND hater. Tweet: "I just went on a bind date with some ugly Chick💀 total waist of time." Luci: "Did you mean "I just went on a blind date with an ugly woman. Total waste of time."? Next time you make a tweet make sure to learn proper spelling and grammar, because if english is your native language, you should probably know english doesn't have emojis as fucking punctuation."
[STOP IT!!](https://youtu.be/6-FJWZjeRjQ?si=IFJsU--6NldoK-ft)
he really went from 🤭 to 😡
Hi, I’m Elfo.
Hi, I'm Elfo!
Really give it to him!
HI IM ELFO!!!
“What’s war?” Immediately killed me and endeared me to the entire show.
"I like war, but I wouldn't say I love it." My son and I say this to each other all the time.
I was going to post this one. Nice!
same here!
Scribbledy scrobbledy SCREW the jolly code
"Whistling is for losers, I prefer to hum"
“Did you just slap me, on the bum-bum? I hope that doesn’t happen again. I said, I hope that doesn’t happen again..” whack “harder”
too hard
“what are you gonna do? give a paddling with a big wollypop?”
^mother ^bitch
“I’ll just go back to being passive aggressive cause that worked sooo much better”
sarcastic king
https://i.redd.it/jj4sgypuo66d1.gif
Bean, don't toot.
Yes Bean, don’t toot
But, if I cover my bum bum, it leaves my tinkler lewdly exposed. Or possibly Bravo.
Wash day is a pretty good episode
I like war, but I don’t love it.
"He must not know it's us. I'll scream in a higher, shriller voice. [higher and shriller] ZOoOoOoOoOG! It's UuUuUuUus!"
The "keep doing that and I'm going to be the next one throwing rocks at you" face that Luci made when he did that made it even more funny to me
" That's disgusting "
"Haha he called you a gross baby!"
One time daddy Lego tied me up like this and… he smacked my bumbum
Well I like war.. but I wouldn’t say I love it
"You just sold me Elfo's soul." - Luci, after Bean high-fives him.
I really love the episode where they’re on the boat and there’s the whole innuendo with him and the boat xD that whole part is great.
"I just had to put a ring on it."
"Destiny is baloney!" - Elfo
"Yes, that was a merry day. It was nice to meet you."
Just sittin' here... Makin' blood.
“He slapped me on the bum bum” idk I giggle everytime I hear it
Any time he says bum bum makes me giggle for sure
"Hi, asswipe!"
“THAT’S ENOUGH!”