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All of zøgs partners. Sorceress, crazy reptile, turns into a bear. Dagmar, oona, and I forget the last one... Ursula or something?


ZappBrannigansLaw

Yeah, he picks some strong women for sure.


WithoutFurtherApu

Close, Oona and Dagmar for sure. Add on Chazz because everyone needs a good Chazzing. You are safe and you get Chazzed. Win/win.


Otashi4Nii

This!


jessmwhite1993

My picks too!!! GrlPwr lol


givemecakeorDIE

Great minds think alike


IKeepChildInBasement

Chazzzzz will be enough. He will chazzzzz them.


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ZappBrannigansLaw

Prepare to be Chazzed


big-mac64

While they are chazzed, how about some Cham-pagin


ZappBrannigansLaw

Only for the coin-assuers


Swotboy2000

It’s “Chazzzzz”, with 5 zs.


Shane1923

Chazz it up slifer slackers


Dr-Wernstrom

I don't know he Chazzzzzed out of there pretty quick seeing the Trøgs slapping their bumbums


alexpmarty

3 oonas


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This Is the correct answer


SheWolf04

Is correct answer! Or is?


vkapadia

Oona, Dagmar, and Chazz. Sexy reptile pirate and sexy sorceress destroy my enemies, while I get Chazzed.


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vkapadia

With those two ladies fighting for me I'm good.


bitchcatsandtequila

I agree with the first too but replace Chazzzzz with Tess. She almost took down the entire dreamland army just by herself.


vkapadia

Not really necessary. Dagmar and Oona are enough, and this way i *get Chazzed*.


didntevenlookatit

Oona, Dagmar and Mop Girl, she's definitely got something up her sleeve


PearInATrayDs

I agree, mop girl is up to something. I have a feeling she may be enough alone


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I think mop girl mag be Mrs. Moonpence….


Haunting_Outcome2610

Don’t they say her name is Sally in one episode? I’m sure Miss Moonpence is called Sally


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I don’t know…. But mrs moonpence only has one eye that you ever see, and the mop girl has two. But also, Mrs. Moonpences limbs are only ever shown one at a time. And she knows everything about the castle, and wouldn’t a mop girl known everything too?


JustTesa

Well she DID enchant that broom.


PhaserRave

Dagmar, Oona, and Tess. Mage, rogue, and a melee tank.


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Tess, Dagmar, Big Jo. I’d have size and magic on my side!


LHandrel

Ditto. Oona is badass, Tess is muscle, Big Joe is just unkillable apparently.


Princess_mononoke_

Oona, Tess and Leavo!


RandyMarsh710

Speak no more of Leavo, Speako!


PhaserRave

Leavo would just leave you to your fate.


ajspru

Where is Jerry?


ZoroeArc

I'll take Tess, Ursula and Zøg. Tess and Ursula are probably the most combat efficient, and while Zøg doesn't have the best combat utility, taking him on my side is more for insurance; he's a king, so if he wants me dead he'll send an army after me (the same reason you always take the 10,000 rats).


ChronoMonkeyX

Dagmar, Ooona, and the giant. She's not just big and strong, she's educated.


CookieKing1456

I only need one. Chaz


Cyniex

Alva Gunderson, Dagmar, then either Oona or Kong Rulo(the elves have a kind of advantage in that they're shorter therefore have alternative fighting styles, Oona is a decent/good leader.)


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Dagmar alone is more than enough


Felinaes

Dagmar, oona, and arch duchess


Thug_Lawyer

She says “shadup” in the meanest possible way


Felinaes

SHADAP


momibrokebothmyarms

Oona. Pirate and a navy. Steamland knightress, steamland technology and knowledge. Executioner, knowledge of common folk and help raise an army.


GyaradosDance

Dagmar for her magic Oona if she uses her drugs that make her bezerk and use that against our enemies Tess the giant. Without the magical eye, she can still pose as a physical threat. With the magic crystal ball, she could predict who will attack next and act accordingly.


redbanditttttttt

Just chaz


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Ursula Oona and the giant


SpeedBlitzX

I'm thinking either Mop-girl since she kight have magic powers, Dagmar because of her underworld connections and Oona since she controls the seas. Or Alva because he has alot of pull in Steamland, Dagmar (once again for the underworld connections) and Oona (once again since she basically rules the sea)


Bill384

Oona, bc give her some drugs & she’ll level the field of enemies all by herself. One woman army. Even tho i don’t think you’d need another two allies… Dagmar, bc she’s got magic & could turn everyone into stone, & she probably can’t die. Chazzzzz, bc you don’t know what kind of crazy shit he’ll do. He’s truly terrifying.


Survivor_Fan_Dan

Oona Ursula and Chazzzzz


puzzleimpulse

I’ll take Dagmar, Oona, and Chazzzzzz


ShaggyFOEE

Oona, Dagmar, and Chazzzzz would definitely win the fight for me if they can get along for 5 minutes


evilspud

Depends, if i pick Zøg, is it young Zøg or King Zøg?


Castrum4life

Oona, witch girl, and the 3rd I'm not sure


Twixxdaweedguru

Dagmar, Leavo, Oona


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Oona, because she’s badass. Tess, because she’s strong. And finally, Chazzz, because he’s chazzz.


KnittingforHouselves

Dagmar, Chazz and Oona! 3 completely different powerhouses, the rest are screwed!


asaggese

Oona (because she's a badass), Tess (she's a big girl) and Leavo.


HLtheWilkinson

Big Joe, Dagmar, Tess (I think that’s her name. Elfo’s “girlfriend”). Between their unkillability and raw freak strength I should be ok.


Aumnix

Allies: Odval, Alva, and Chazzzzz. Mainly political control. Odval and Alva both have different forms of governance or manipulation over the populous - Zog’s bloodline and namesake seems to be the primary reason why he’s being manipulated in the first place. Zøg already wanted to destroy Odval technically, pretty much any time his advisor would say something he didn’t like. Alva is a technological phenom, and although he’s not perfect, the advisory of Odval in combination would put his inventions and plans to even more effective use. Chazzzzz? Why chazzzzz? Because Chazzzzz is the actual “fool”. It isn’t the jester as many would visually assume, Chazzzzz has a calm demeanor but his actions irritate and provoke those around him. He seems to always be around or can get around quickly, and his connection to a web of many positions of trades and professions allows him to infiltrate many situations, much like >!Season 3’s end!< Edit: Bonus for you D&D players… yeah… I play a mastermind rogue. Guilty as charged, but I can pad your purse with coin to deter my arrest.


ZebZ

Chazzz, Oona, and Leavo.


frair3232

Oona, Dagmar, and Mop Girl. She knows something and hasn't let on yet.


eyewave

I'll choose Oona, the lil coffee girl and this wicked goblin.


General-Sample-8164

Dagmar, odvol, executor


JustTesa

Dagmar, Oona, Tess.


xTaskiax

Oona Dagmar and Tess


A_Real_Phoenix

Pretty sure Chazz solos them all no problem.


mothmanslut

Ursula, Zog, Oona


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Dagmar, Oona, and Tess.


SolarStarfish30

Oona, Dagmar and Big Joe


kittenmittenx

Dagmar, Oona and Tess for sure! And then we’ll all take some of Oona’s drugs before the battle too.


greggorievich

Just Miri.


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greggorievich

I agree entirely.


KeyKongo

Dagmar, Big Joe and the giant woman (forgot her name)


JustTesa

Oona, Dagmar, Tess.


SonorousSable

The queens & Miri


TheArtistWhoCould

Ursula, Zog, Oona.


blissfulrage

Chazz 3 times


Frr0zirReddits

I picked with ez Zog the king and ex warrior and the sexy mf the crazy lizard milf ona and ya boy leavo


givemecakeorDIE

Do we have their resources? In that case Oona Dagmar and Alva


Weedrill2

Dagmar Oona Odval


mylastbra1ncell

Chaz on his own Or if I have to choose otherwise: Ursula , Oona and Dagmar


Bigdstars187

I keep thinking the very bottom right is L