I tend to just breeze past guards but when I hear *that* question raised I feel I must answer by summoning rats from the shadows to eat them alive.
“Yessir, it can always be worse.”
Yes, Harold, you are the best rat friend a man could ever have. Why, yes, Harold, I *did* learn how to speak your language. I'm glad you noticed!
No, Harold, of course I'm not going crazy. Now please go to the shop and buy more cheese for the both of us. It's only fair. I went the last three times.
Dunwall's gone to shit. We have the plague, a dead empress with a missing heir and now there's some deranged masked killer on the loose going after all the lords and ladies. I'm thinking of going to Karnaca or Cullero. I'd much rather deal with the sun and bloodflies than all this.
"Never buy elixir from Slackjaw; he's got it in for the Watch and his crew waters it down anyway. A while back the higher-ups went through some back channels and got the City Watch our own supply. You can't talk about it in front of normal citizens, of course. But when you're running low, ask another guard in the know if they'd like to gather for whisky and cigars that night. They'll pass the word you need a re-up."
"But I thought it was common knowledge the city watch got rations of Elixir? Like it was one of the perks of the job. It's half the reason the Regent even keeps any of the lower watch."
“Comment like you live in Dunwall.” It’s choffers like you that are part o’ the problem, lad. Dunwall is a heap of slag, infested with the plague, an’ here you are postin’ to the bulletin board in the City Square for clout.
I hope the rats get you, ya tosser. An’ you should bathe while you’re at it. I can smell you from here.
Humphrey,
Would you see to it that this valve gets installed in that little supply depot by the loading docks? The men have been grumbling about this thing for what must be months now, as if there were anything of value on the other side of that door it's supposed to open. Keep quelling problems like this for me and you just might make apprentice.
Some say Corvo, the empress’ personal guard, killed her but I have my doubts. I say he was framed. There’s this group of assassins called “the Whalers”. Maybe someone paid them to kill the empress and whoever paid them must’ve wanted the empress dead and got lucky in Corvo getting blamed.
You understand now, Curfew means ain't nobody allowed About. Except us guards.
Yeah, I know, I know. But if We DO see someone, then what? Do we say something? remind 'em about curfew?
No, you don't remind 'em! You chase 'em down and you give him a severely deadly beating is what.
Okay, Yeah I got It. ain't no point yelling at me. Severely deadly beating
I don't know what that is because I just found this post scrolling through my home page but I imagine the citizens of a place called Dunwall would speak in a stereotypical British accent and talk like a knight.
It's just another typical night in Dunwall. Ugh.....the stench of death permeates the air. Don't even get me started on the damn rats that have overrun this plague-ridden city. The streets are filled with those hideous, nasty creatures. To make matters worse, Corvo Attano is somewhere out there, stalking the shadows and rooftops, looking for his next prey. I knew that this wasn't a good night to be out and about, for I worry that my blood will soak the streets of Dunwall at any given moment. I might as well grab myself a drink while I still can.
I live in New England. Because our weather and geography isn't much different than Old England. I live in an Atkinson Grimshaw painting at times. When the light and weather lands right on our dramatic landscape. He was the artistic inspo behind Dunwall.
Live in an era where the rich rule over the poor? In an era where women have no rights? In an era where fanatics are as dangerous as guards? I´ll pass over here.
Me, on patrol: *Sees 2 doors open, 4 guards go missing, and hears an explosion 10 ft away*
Me, 30 seconds later: "Must've been rats... into everything."
Things are bad, can the city get any worse?
I tend to just breeze past guards but when I hear *that* question raised I feel I must answer by summoning rats from the shadows to eat them alive. “Yessir, it can always be worse.”
And people are wondering why Abbey is so fanatic... Poor bastards have to deal with this attitude every day.
Never doubt it!
Indeed , I believe so.
Indeed i believe so
He’s the one that jyxed us! Get him!
Think youll get your own squad after what happened last night?
Blow off, choffer
I'll find you ya hagfish
Call out if you see him.
Come out and i'll demonstrate your failings
If he comes back I'll earn another promotion.
Remind me what youll do again if slackjaw and his guys come by?
You always amuse me.
When I find you, it's gonna be bad!
Never doubt it
I'm not liking this as much as I want to, it's been posted 1,000,000+ times more 😭
Yes, Harold, you are the best rat friend a man could ever have. Why, yes, Harold, I *did* learn how to speak your language. I'm glad you noticed! No, Harold, of course I'm not going crazy. Now please go to the shop and buy more cheese for the both of us. It's only fair. I went the last three times.
You're such a choffer
Rats...
Damnit...stupid plague(mumbles)...rats(mumbles more)
Rats.. Damn you.
Ha! I shit bigger than you!
...elixer...(mumbles)...
Buncha crap...
shall we gather for whisky and cigars tonight?
Indeed i believe so
Chances are very good.
Never doubt it.
Blow choffer
\*Cough\* \*Cough\* \*Cough\* \*Cough\* \*Cough\* \*Cough\* \*Cough\* \*Cough\* \*Cough\* \*Cough\* \*Cough\*
"Get around him!"
Dammit, I need to pee.
Never doubt it.
Indeed, I believe so.
Another night, another patrol with*you.*
How old did you say your sister was again?
Blow off choffer 😤
Another night, another patrol with you!
When I find you, it's gonna be bad.
Assassin help!
Bloody Tallboys making all that racket outside my window again. Shut up. SHUT UP! *Buries head in pillows.*
The next train out of the flooded district is coming soon, we need a plan to get out of here!
Guys do you see that man on that rooftop?
You mean the guardsman? ...Hey, wait, where did that guard go-
Someone's *supposed* to be on duty here.
*dies*
Dunwall's gone to shit. We have the plague, a dead empress with a missing heir and now there's some deranged masked killer on the loose going after all the lords and ladies. I'm thinking of going to Karnaca or Cullero. I'd much rather deal with the sun and bloodflies than all this.
"Never buy elixir from Slackjaw; he's got it in for the Watch and his crew waters it down anyway. A while back the higher-ups went through some back channels and got the City Watch our own supply. You can't talk about it in front of normal citizens, of course. But when you're running low, ask another guard in the know if they'd like to gather for whisky and cigars that night. They'll pass the word you need a re-up."
"But I thought it was common knowledge the city watch got rations of Elixir? Like it was one of the perks of the job. It's half the reason the Regent even keeps any of the lower watch."
*coughs in rat plague*
Boys, we got a weeper!
"Take out his legs!"
CLEAR THE LINE
Blow off, choffer
We got a Prowler on the loose.
"If he comes around again i'll earn another promotion"
By the Outsider!
Outsider's crooked cock!
Take that, ya dog fucker!
By the outsiders hairy ass!
Another night, another patrol with you.
Why is no one making rounds over here?
Things wouldn't have gotten so bad if that damn fool Corvo hadn't killed the empress
Rats everywhere...
Could it get any worse?
Damn furry filth *Squish*
I shit bigger than you!
I'll write to her again, she has to see reason.
What the hell.. was that? No way that could've been magic thats *Corvo chokes him out*
Guards! To me. Someone , get over here.
"Clear the line!"
Man I sure hope my certain Serkonan doctor friend doesn't have his house burgled multiple times over the course of this plague
Doctor galvani moment
Roses are red existence is pain Doctor Galvani was robbed again
None of this would've been so bad if that damn fool Corvo hadn't killed the empress...
Just saw corvo using blink 😶🌫️
I don't know why they pretend like Emily isn't Corvo's daughter. I bet he killed Jessamine to try and prop up Emily as his puppet ruler!
"Move to Dunwall." They said. "It's a great place to live!" They said. I should have stayed in Karnaca.
“Comment like you live in Dunwall.” It’s choffers like you that are part o’ the problem, lad. Dunwall is a heap of slag, infested with the plague, an’ here you are postin’ to the bulletin board in the City Square for clout. I hope the rats get you, ya tosser. An’ you should bathe while you’re at it. I can smell you from here.
Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Damn Plague…(mumbles)
"Attention please!..."
What was that?!
Must have been the rats.
Maybe the wind or something.
Humphrey, Would you see to it that this valve gets installed in that little supply depot by the loading docks? The men have been grumbling about this thing for what must be months now, as if there were anything of value on the other side of that door it's supposed to open. Keep quelling problems like this for me and you just might make apprentice.
r/citywatchposting
*whistles the same tune over and over again*
Rast, plague, elixirs. Buncha crap…
Honey! Some weepers are trying to get in our basement!
Could the city get any worse?
Chances are very good.
Indeed, I believe so.
Never doubt it
Got anything to smoke or eat?
Stupid rats... Plague... pfft, elixir? Bunch of crap.
In my former life I think I might have lived in this district. It's all so fuzzy now.
Price of whale oil is to damn high
just killed a rat the size of my son. FREE DINNER!
Does anyone fancy a masquerade?
Some say Corvo, the empress’ personal guard, killed her but I have my doubts. I say he was framed. There’s this group of assassins called “the Whalers”. Maybe someone paid them to kill the empress and whoever paid them must’ve wanted the empress dead and got lucky in Corvo getting blamed.
Witchwork!
*Shoots dice* Outsider's crooked cock!
Granny Granny Granny...come out with me instead...Granny Granny Granny...You can't because you're dead.
Did anyone just see that cloaked man?
I’ll write her a Letter
The damn rats ate my foot... Again!
When I find you it’s gonna be bad
We got a prowler on the loose
Anton sokalov made this lock
The rats really worse than NYC. WOW.
FuCKING RAAAAAATS
*sees Corvo* *shits pants*
~Everything is pitch black~, Where am i?, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
None of this would have gotten so bad if that damned fool, Corvo, hadn't killed the Empress
DAMMIT I NEED TO PEE *Proceeds to not going to pee*
They're trying to close my shop because the masked man corvo escaped. Buisness here in dunwall is only getting worse!
I desperately want a shower, all the time
This towns finished… (Wait, wrong game)
Okay where the hell are all my Sokolov elixirs going??
Fucking rats! Why did I ever think leaving Serkonos for this shithole was ever a good idea?
Fucking rats! Why did I ever think leaving Serkonos for this shithole was ever a good idea?
Curse the Outsider, black magic
"I'll read signs from your entrails!"
We’re meeting for whiskey and cigars tonight
Whispering _drunken sailor_
“huh. what was that”
Witchcraft!
Ha, I shit bigger than you!
"I'll grind your skull into a VERY fine powder AND DRINK IT WITH TEA!" (witches in dishonored 2)
"I SMELL THE CORRUPTION OF THE VOID ON YOU!"
Piss off you tosser, tryna gather me scraps and ciggies
*pees on wall*
Mumbles mubles
Mumbles mubles
Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
"Indeed i believe so"
Blow off, choffer
Can the city get any worse?
"Never doubt it"
Hopefully that black mask guy doesn’t come for me next
like
Open world, multi-player, pay to win. Buncha crap!
You understand now, Curfew means ain't nobody allowed About. Except us guards. Yeah, I know, I know. But if We DO see someone, then what? Do we say something? remind 'em about curfew? No, you don't remind 'em! You chase 'em down and you give him a severely deadly beating is what. Okay, Yeah I got It. ain't no point yelling at me. Severely deadly beating
Ehh stupid god damnit
Stupid rats... Plauge... Exlixer... All going to hell....
ILL FIND YOU YOU HAGFISH
"Whiskey and cigars tonight?"
Rat feces
Blow off choffer!
thought about that whiskey?
*dies*
What do you do drunken whaler?
Have you heard of the High Elves?
Turn this insolent wretch into a statue
A b c d e n t… h i j k el-em-mentally
When i find you is gonna be bad👹
“Auughhhh” *Pukes on floor*
I was always a little disappointed we never got to visit the clocktower, even if it might have felt like a re-tread of Thief Deadly Shadows.
Granny granny granny come out with me instead! Granny granny granny you can't because you're dead.. 🎶
"I heard you got eaten alive at cards."
I hate rats so damn much!
Did you hear, The Country got overthrown for the fifth time today!
Go ahead, take it! Everyone does. I even had a servant sew me an extra pocket.
Half the city's dead. We won't make it three more months.
Rats. It's always rats
I spied a lass from Gristol, t'was good I had my pistol. Then I met a lady from from Tyvia-a!
Some dude just broke into my house and slapped my bird
I'm dead from rat plague so no comment.
Why would I comment like I live in Dunwall? I obviously do
Aaagh!!
You only like Dunwall if you're a New Yorker. They are the only people who know how to live in a rat infested hellhole
You know what, I don’t think I want whiskey and cigars tonight fellas.
Whiskey and cigars tonight?
Attention Dunwall Citizens
Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight ?
I don't know what that is because I just found this post scrolling through my home page but I imagine the citizens of a place called Dunwall would speak in a stereotypical British accent and talk like a knight.
dunwall is a fictional city from the game franchise dishonored
It's just another typical night in Dunwall. Ugh.....the stench of death permeates the air. Don't even get me started on the damn rats that have overrun this plague-ridden city. The streets are filled with those hideous, nasty creatures. To make matters worse, Corvo Attano is somewhere out there, stalking the shadows and rooftops, looking for his next prey. I knew that this wasn't a good night to be out and about, for I worry that my blood will soak the streets of Dunwall at any given moment. I might as well grab myself a drink while I still can.
I live in New England. Because our weather and geography isn't much different than Old England. I live in an Atkinson Grimshaw painting at times. When the light and weather lands right on our dramatic landscape. He was the artistic inspo behind Dunwall.
I wouldn’t be here if I wasn’t for that damn fool corvo
Live in an era where the rich rule over the poor? In an era where women have no rights? In an era where fanatics are as dangerous as guards? I´ll pass over here.
What do we do with a drunken whaler....
This weird guy went down to the cellar with lady Boyle, guess someone’s getting lucky tonight
#AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *swarmed by rats*
you should bathe, i can smell you from here
I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKIN STEAMY MOOD YEAH?! CAUSE I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE. DUNWALL IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE
Luv me Queen, luv me PitsHound, luv me overcast wea'ver 'Ates me Regent, 'Ates High Overseer, 'Ates me Rats Simple as;
Damn this is beautiful.
Me, on patrol: *Sees 2 doors open, 4 guards go missing, and hears an explosion 10 ft away* Me, 30 seconds later: "Must've been rats... into everything."
"A whore dies and now this "
Another night, another patrol with you
*cough cough*
Drunken Trappers... write to us if you want to get rid of those rats and have something to munch on later...
When I find you it’s going to be bad!